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  • MrInfallible, on 05/11/2009, -5/+874Regular Sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole weak.

    From R/.
  • Emused, on 05/11/2009, -3/+748If you want it in the arse, just Telus.No need to wait till 2:00 AM.
  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -6/+654Just remember, it's always 2 A.M. somewhere.
  • Mtown, on 05/11/2009, -6/+581Have anal sex in the cab you just called.
  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -12/+4101:45AM Identify drunkest girl in the bar (beauty isnt huge factor)
    1:46AM Compliment her smile and buy a shot
    1:50AM Suggest a movie back at your place
    2:00AM Go straight for the pooper
    11:00AM Shame
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  • jazzfunkblues, on 05/11/2009, -4/+337I like the part where they make the selection for us.
  • asnider, on 05/11/2009, -3/+335Telus knows a lot of about making people take it up the ass. I'm surprised the sign didn't have that option originally.
  • duewydo, on 05/11/2009, -3/+280while texting info on the party you are organizing.
  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -7/+256Her?
  • ryansmith18, on 05/11/2009, -11/+256If you aren't doing it raw, you're letting her off easy, and that's not the point of anal.
  • FortyCaliber, on 05/11/2009, -4/+24111:01.... profit?
  • doctechnical, on 05/11/2009, -2/+201An Anal Sex party.
  • nato0519, on 05/11/2009, -2/+194I've always heard the only thing that should be open after 2am are bars and legs
  • norman619, on 05/11/2009, -2/+176Butt, the OTHER vagina.
  • benroy, on 05/11/2009, -31/+198Isn't 2 am a little late to be taking it in the butt? I mean the cleanup alone takes about a half hour. Crisco does NOT wash off easily.
  • FLarsen, on 05/11/2009, -2/+167ALSO, it's NOT NECESSARY to CAPITALIZE every fifth WORD like that.
  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -1/+158Alright, in the interest of scientific accuracy, I am hereby proclaiming the time between 2:00 AM and 2:59 AM to be "stick it in the pooper" time. It's always "stick it in the pooper" time somewhere.
  • dxmzan, on 05/11/2009, -2/+151It's not just random capitalization, it's an embedded code within the sentences.

    ALWAYS CONDOM ANAL SEX.
    ANAL SEX STDS.
    ALWAYS LUBE ANAL SEX.
    LUBE CONDOM.

  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -2/+134Stick it in her mouth.
  • musters, on 05/11/2009, -5/+128Ahhh, good old Toronto!
  • norman619, on 05/11/2009, -5/+127You love arse that much eh?
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  • collution, on 05/11/2009, -2/+121Weakest reply I've seen all week.
  • kss42, on 05/11/2009, -1/+113□ A barrel roll
  • Khast, on 05/11/2009, -1/+106Looks like a checklist to me.

    Called a cab? Check
    Texted Party Info? Check
    Have Anal Sex? Check

    Though I think they were a little anxious and couldn't wait for the party, or the cab.
  • shoover, on 05/11/2009, -0/+105 x <- the joke
    ---
    o <- your head
  • chriswastaken, on 10/27/2009, -6/+104Not entirely true, but I like where your mind's at.
  • ShiftyBizniss, on 05/11/2009, -0/+88Does "hey, wanna come back to my place and watch a movie" really work at 1:50am?
  • j1ggy, on 05/11/2009, -19/+107It drives me crazy when people say arse.
  • jikmo, on 05/11/2009, -2/+89And then it's awesome!
  • darkciti2, on 05/11/2009, -0/+79Replace

    11:00AM Shame

    with

    2:30AM Say: "Don't wake me up when you leave tomorrow"
  • evilregis, on 05/11/2009, -7/+83Arse.
  • MxM111, on 05/11/2009, -1/+77Then what do you do at 2:59 and 30 seconds?
  • rk23x, on 05/11/2009, -0/+76It's all in the punctuation.
  • goat2, on 05/11/2009, -1/+73her box IS the fourth meal
  • skid666, on 05/11/2009, -1/+68Make sure your collar is popped and wink or do the irresistible wink and point combo... It will work every time
  • ratherred, on 05/11/2009, -1/+67Putting it in her pooper is profit enough for me.
  • NeoTEKK, on 05/11/2009, -0/+65Wait, where's the lulz?
  • cyoder, on 05/11/2009, -1/+65After roughly 8:00pm, "Hey, wanna come back to my place and..." doesn't really mean literally what the proposition is (unless it is "Hey, wanna come back to my place and let me put my naked body on top of you?").

    I'm sure at 1:50am, you'd have just as much luck with "watch a movie" as you would with "finger paint with me". Actually, that sounds awesome. I'd like to invite a random girl (or guy, whoever's willing) back to my place at two in the morning to fingerpaint some awesome *****. Then put them in a cab home.
  • FortyCaliber, on 05/11/2009, -5/+69Arse?
  • below413, on 05/11/2009, -0/+62Thanks mom.
  • absentmindedjwc, on 05/11/2009, -2/+64sorry, that was not the correct answer. You were eaten by the grue, you are dead.
  • GarageMann, on 05/11/2009, -3/+62I like how 1longtime tried to say her and failed miserably then interwebtroll said it and got 70+ diggs.
  • Bobby1978, on 05/11/2009, -1/+604th graders have anal sex now?
  • yumtummy, on 05/11/2009, -2/+61and your mom's mouth
  • Matt174e, on 05/11/2009, -0/+58It's not every fifth word, it's every filthy word
  • LiquidIse, on 05/11/2009, -1/+59Wait... I was supposed to have waited until 2???
  • wrillo, on 05/11/2009, -15/+71it should say:
    [check] vandalize billboards
  • frostbyt, on 05/11/2009, -2/+57You forgot

    2:05 Go from pooper to mouth
    2:08 Go back to pooper
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