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Apple's Next Product Photoshops [A MUST SEE]

crunchgear.com — Worth 1000 is holding an a Photoshop contest to create Apple ’s next product. Lots of funny stuff here, like the Mac-Chine, an Apple branded washing-machine. And the iDied Apple casket, complete with DVR playback of lifetime highlights.

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  • n8dawg87, on 10/12/2007, -7/+138everytime you use the letter "i" in front of a product a kitten dies...
  • BenFaist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27I think this is a little overdone...
    • ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11i clicked on this expecting to see some really neat and innovative stuff.

      Wow, I was way off. Only a few were that interesting and some were just well photoshopped/3dstudiomaxED. I guess the real Idea was - use 3D modeling skills and then slap apple on it.

      I dont see anything that even remotely goes along with Apple's core ideas and style. Just something like a click-wheel of random white *****.

      Not to be uptight - but I guess I was just hoping for a little more.
    • deuceswilde, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I agree, most of them are terrible. Just taking a product and photoshopping an apple logo in front of it then putting "i" as the prefix isn't funny to anyone. You say iCar, I say ***** you for wasting my time.
    • MacintoshXP, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6This isnt "Apple's Next Product" this is "Random White ***** With Apple Logo On It"
    • cbasst, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Its worth1000...


      stop whining.
    • tmarcV2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2the mac-chine has an LG logo on it
    • conman16x, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I especially liked seeing at least 230 different variations on the idea that apple + toilet = comedy.
  • stvspl, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Honestly, if I hadn't seen it, I think my life would be pretty much equal to what it was previously.
  • c0sm0, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2meh. booooring.
  • snakesonasam, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0does anybody have a mirrored link
  • MadMan459, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Lots of talk about Worth1000, yet it's not linked there? LAME.
  • D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3this is *****... and I don't even like apple products...
    • spookyttws, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Then why did you click on a link marked "Apple's Next Product Photoshops"?
  • Pifko, on 10/12/2007, -11/+4Will they blend?

    *****, sorry for that. Someone has to though, and I have no self-respect. I suppose I'm saving someone else's.
  • burstaneurysm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7There's an awful lot of toilets...
  • JrGhoull, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1how about the iJob? you basically just walk around in jeans, a black turtle neck, and glsses, and talk in spurts. example: i will have ONE cup of coffee. a fifty dollar fine for parking over THREE hours in a handi cap spot? that is ***** outragous...you MOTHER...*****.
  • mpkauto, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Well, I can tell the maturity level of the people who submitted to this site.
    IPoop, IPoo, IToilet, IPot. Come on guys. Toilets arent that funny.

    Ok they are.
  • DrMonkeyLove, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Tell me who wouldn't buy the iWatch. That looks cool...could I get it in black though?
    • ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5um, because I dont want headphones stuck to my wrist. A constantly moving part of my body. Also, you have to use two hands to navigate it. And about 100 mroe reasons why I wouldn't buy it.
  • nbcivic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0that second icondom was used first........
  • Sornos, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2My personal favorite:
    http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=350633
    You'll just know.
  • leafjumper, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Winner = iDied
  • DamageInc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"...holding an a Photoshop contest"

    Stories with errors/typos should never make the front page....

  • bakefy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2iThought iWould submit my own. You could say iContributed

    http://www.westrealm.com/diaper.jpg
  • unit101, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Brilliant designs!
  • mikewashere05, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0The iGrow?

    That is DEFINITELY a pot plant.
    • ApplCmptrDood, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2No ***** sherlock.
    • mikewashere05, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Aw, I thought I was noticing something special :(
  • Stevethegreat, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I still can't get why Apple is in every two frontpage stories. I mean you are geeks people, you can see past the "Apple is for geeks" propaganda. I can give them that their products are well made but by overpricing them they kill the cause. You may think I am anti-Apple but I'm not, I'm pro my best interests. I think you are overreacting and you are falling in a higher level of demographics, yeah those which you criticize for their conformity.

    Once for all, Apple is NOT for geeks, it's for those who make $10000 a month and don't care how much they'll spend, but in that case everything concerns them including those $100000 plus cars. Please don't fall for their propaganda, Jobs is not your friend, nor your god, he's the one who takes your money, he's the one you make rich.
    • PhantomBantam, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Yeah and windows is for people who know absolutely nothing about computers; They buy it just for the email which they get to by clicking the big blue "e" on the desktop. Oh, and they need to call their son whenever any dialogue box whatsoever pops up.

      It's not nice to use stereotypes.
  • PhantomBantam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Apple wheel. revolutionizing the way we travel.
  • vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1iBirthControlPill

    "You can't get a virus, so you may as well bareback it"
  • cyberghost232, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4How about iDontThinkSo.
  • diafel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Yay, not only have you posted blog spam, but the inevitable [MUST SEE!!!!!!!111]. Choke on a ***** webtech, you lame ass fraud
  • bryceman111, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Does this whole dead kitten thing that PETA must hate Apple? I would assume it does!
  • foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1wow...
    http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=350570
    No Christianity?
    Too bad 90% of the Digg Population would buy it anyway if it came out, even if they are atheist.
  • wilhoitm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The Mac-chine is all wrong. Apple would never make a product with a turn knob on it! Also it has too many buttons, Apple's washing Mac-chine would have at most 4 buttons. And those two ugly access doors! Jonathan Ive would not allow any of that!
  • tektalk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1 iPood!
    Forget listening to your farts! Now you can listen to your music when you're smelling the farts come out!
    http://static.flickr.com/12/18816765_7de504d682.jpg
  • mitso6989, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'd imagine my colon will look like this over the next 30 years
  • anark2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=350330

    iDied !!! lolol
  • djAnakin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3How about linking directly to the worth1000 contest instead of your lame blog!?
  • pixelbasic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2iFanboy
  • DatoeDakari, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1iWatch isn't a bad idea, I would buy one.
  • bertram, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1yay! spam from a 'crunch' site, adding nothing that a direct link to this contest wouldn't have done on it's own. un-*****-real.
  • franklovecchio, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2what about the ... *****?
  • Restrikted, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The "iEye." The sad thing is that I would actually buy the iEye. How badass would you look with the apple logo in both your eyes?
    • DaceDiath, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2and if the installment fails you always have the iPatch for that extra pirate look
  • GoreTex, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1idied
  • refreshments, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Most of these are really poorly photoshopped/modeled.

    And what's the deal with all the toilets? I think lazy photoshoppers use them because they're already white. Also that whole... "4 year old mentality thing"

    How about an Original iDEA?
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