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- Mekun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+79What would be cool if they made the nipples like valve stems then you could just twist and blow to desired effect.
- dominasian, on 10/12/2007, -3/+76yeah cause women with ports on their boobs turn men on...hold on....
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -5/+62Same people who want boobs made of plastic.
- tdrizzle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39While not really a bad idea, a "port where a control pump can be plugged" would just be too ***** weird.
- MasterChi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34I'll take the job of "blowing" the nipples all day.....it's a tough job but someone has to do it.
- NnyDarko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31That can't be healthy for the elasticity of the skin of the breasts. In a few weeks of indecisiveness the breast will be saggier than it was before you even got the implants.
- WiseWeasel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30Maybe they hide it under a fake nipple...
Woops, honey, I think I broke your tit (tries desperately to stop the leak of saline solution)... - lowerlogic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25Yeah. plus, if it were wireless, we could hack it with remote exploitz.
im in ur implants inflating ur boobs. - Ubergoober3, on 10/12/2007, -5/+27yeah, who wants a wire sticking out of their boob.
- PittPanthersFan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23"When would you want to make it smaller?"
Probably that time when I was in 7th grade giving that class presentation. Oops. - Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Aren't they already inflatable?
- Hentez, on 10/12/2007, -6/+24That is like have a superpower.
- nipterink, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17"The implants can be adjusted up to a few weeks after the operation"
I would think the "port" is closed after some time. The whole thing seems like a way to find the optimal size for you during the early stage after receiving the surgery. - Hentez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18"The implant consists of a "port" that is left exposed after the implant is inserted (usually subcutaneously) under general anesthesia. Then the surgeon takes the patient in front of a mirror and inflates the implant to the desired size, and can adjust the implant over a period of weeks."
- EBFoxbat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Thank you, I may never look at a nipple the same way again.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Next up: inflatable *****.
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Yes. Its only a matter of time before they combine the two.
- tavisjohn, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16@peaceispower
However most of those women get the same size they had before. Why would they need adjustable ones?
Women who are so indecisive that they do not know what size they want, should not get them in the first place... - DICKENS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"I wonder if Victoria Secrets wants in on this"
I think u mean Reebok - Seifey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10USB 1.0 Compatible?
- unidentified, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11No, it would be a superpower if they had one for your penis!
ZING! - omnithought, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Great, another 15 minutes have just been added to getting ready time.
"Do these look too big on me? You think that D's are a bit extravagant tonight? Maybe I should go with a simple B. Or maybe a C. I can't decide!" - DontEatTheFish, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10just going to make you always wondering "are my breasts even?" and you constantly fiddling with them until they are even
- JoshuaH, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11When would you want to make it smaller?
- captinherb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11@peaceispower:
According to the National Cancer Institute 80% of women get implants purely to "enhance" their breasts, so take a deep breath before all that righteousness gives you a heart attack
http://www.cancer.gov/newscenter/siliconefactsheet - NeuronExMachina, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"first shoes, now breasts... i like where this trend is going."
Perhaps LA Gear will come out with a line of breast implants with built-in flashing LEDs? - btgoss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9This is a bad idea, When I was going through chemo I had an infusa-port, it was just under the skin, and they would put chemo in through that port. A friend I was in treatment with had a hickman catheter, which is very similar to this breast port, open the environment. I know that port contributed to the infection that eventually killed him. So an open port is a bad idea, even if for a "few weeks."
- euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Sounds terrible... but if you consider that superficial beauty is what we're after, the risk seems acceptable.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Sweet! Just like Kristianna Loken in the Terminator 3!
- catalysis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6They aren't.
- TheNik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Couldn't they just do this wirelessly? I mean, welcome to the 2000s, gosh!
- NewChar, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10Digg just for being so freakin' weird.
- Saiing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6There's a famous british pornstar called Ashley Bond who's had these for years. The port is in her armpit, just under the skin, and they inject solution into it using a normal looking syringe to fill the bags up. Google her name and you'll be able to read all about it / see pics of the process. Her breasts vary between big and ridiculously huge.
(apologies if the article already mentions this - I haven't dared view it because I dunno if it's NSFW and I work in a school!) - sally00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Oh God.... WHYYYYY????
Now more people will have hard fake titties... - EBFoxbat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5There are metal posts that protrude through the skin in certain cases for amputees. While medically a challenge it is certainly doable.
I have full sympathy for you and your friend. I'm sorry he lost his battle.
That said, in the interest of scientific accuracy, someone who has received an implant would be in overall good health. As I'm sure you know, someone in an otherwise weak state, is much more susceptible to infection.
Shunts have been used for hundreds of years. It is medically possible. - cbergeron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Buried for being so frigging weird.
I'll take my breasts pure, regardless of size. - PhillipJFry, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Well, women are going to get implants, I doubt that will ever stop, might as well do whatever we can to make them look the most natural, I suppose. I had always thought the disgusting-looking ripple effect was from just poor implants and techniques. Obviously this would also be a great thing for breast cancer survivors. The original blog article seems to make it out as something that can be constantly altered, but in reality it's just a way to gradually increase the size so it's not such a traumatic change to the surrounding tissue. I think it's a good idea. I would imagine the port is underneath the skin (subcutaneous) and cut out for a top-up.
- euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8When is the penis version coming out? Not that I would need it...
- jimrooney, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Hrm... an other thread is rooms that change color with mood... how about breasts that change size with mood instead? :)
- protogenxl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Did they get this idea from an Episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
- MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3What, all that penis pump spam in my inbox is actually fake?
- Rocksea24, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"Pump up the breasts to your desired size or just have some fun on Halloween with mismatched breasts. "
I choked on my sandwich when I read that. - panique, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I know. Why do you have to wait till Halloween to have fun with asymmetric breasts?
- danrik, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5"Next up: inflatable *****"
They already have those:
http://www.krautgrrl.com/EDI/Erectile-Dysfunction-Treatment/Penile-Implants.html
http://www.medicinenet.com/penile_implants/article.htm - sanman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I thought ***** inflate to change size naturally, anyway.
Ba-dum-bum. - jimrooney, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Right, so then it would be... the size of her breasts changes my mood.
Perfect! - flarn2006, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2you have that reversed. it's about where the color of a room influences your mood, not rooms that change color depending on your mood.
- EXreaction, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Try for 30 days with our inflatable boobs for 3 easy payments of $59.95!
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If you choose to have them removed at the end of your trial, you must pay an un-installation fee of $5,000, and an early termination fee of $450. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Don't be insecure about your limited intellect. You have plenty of peers. No need to lash out at your betters.
- EXreaction, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Sorry, we only support Parallel ports at the moment.
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