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8 Highly Unconventional Bedroom Furniture Designs [PICS]

weburbanist.com — Most of us will spend approximately one-third of our lives in the bedroom. Some say the bedroom is the most important room in the house since it ’s where we go to recharge after a long day ... but some of these insane designs might just keep you up all night trying to figure out how they are supposed to work.

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  • pirlok, on 07/20/2008, -7/+106lol at the self-defense table, however it could be useful.
    • b33b3s, on 07/21/2008, -1/+45http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies
      • BillMoocho, on 07/21/2008, -0/+23Good thing maces get a +50% damage bonus vs. undead.
    • KaJuN4, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4The self-defense table kicks ass! Er, I mean it prevents an ass kicking.
    • jScotty, on 07/21/2008, -4/+0I would have to say I would like to have a self-defense table, but what about one that turns into a full functioning riot gun of some sort. Rubber balls and bean bags hurt so much. *shudders*
    • wiggles, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1It reminds me of Wirt's Leg in Diablo 2
  • faatbuddha, on 07/20/2008, -5/+96that transformer couch is the *****.
    • MSstar, on 07/21/2008, -5/+2what happen you make it transform while your still in it?
    • themonkmob, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2what happen what what?
    • Archcoder, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5The transforming sound effect was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it.
    • rollem, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1The converta-bed-desk images are mirror images of each other.
  • fquednau, on 07/20/2008, -4/+16Love the self-defense table, lying in bed I sometimes wonder what I could use for the odd robber entering my home. The fractal 23 is also a rather illuminating design...
    • AchaIemoipas, on 07/21/2008, -2/+23Here's what you do:
      1. Find a huge log (at least 80lbs)
      2. Fix a hook to the middle of the ceiling, lined up with your bedroom door, and another one next your bed, in line with the other hook and bedroom door.
      3. Get a long rope and pass it through the hooks and the attach the log to the rope.
      4. Pass the rope through the knot at the end of the log opposite to the door, and pass that rope through the hooks again, towards your bed.
      5. Pull the log and attach the rope to the side of your bed.
      6. When a person enters your room, detach the rope.
      7. Using a spatula, remove the person from your house.
      • willx99, on 07/21/2008, -0/+16. When a person enters your room, detach the rope.

        Hi honey, Im ho-
      • feignNU, on 07/21/2008, -0/+08. ????
  • phatphil, on 07/21/2008, -3/+9That mattress... wtf.
  • MelvinSchlubman, on 07/21/2008, -2/+30The fetal mattress is only for people who sleep while wearing moon boots.
  • farkis, on 07/21/2008, -23/+3I like this one best:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWmuZRQIsc
  • redheadguy719, on 07/21/2008, -1/+28the morphing bed/desk looked pretty cool
  • robodork, on 07/21/2008, -15/+3i want a dildo coming out of my wall
    • jakatan, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1I dugg you up just because of your honesty.
  • vinceislegend, on 07/21/2008, -13/+11Every item here was devised as a clever way to hide weed.
    • Karmavs, on 07/21/2008, -2/+13I’d like to see you hide weed in the foetal position bed.
    • cardshark69, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1have you been smoking again vince?
      almost none of them would be useful...
      the self defense table, the foetal bed, the big dome bed thing, the laptop holder, the big dome bed...
      the only ones i can see working are like... the folding bed ones
      did you even think about what you were writing lol?
  • benburned, on 07/21/2008, -2/+5dugg for the fetal position bed.
  • AmyVernon, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6love the transforming beds - sofa to bunk bed and bed to desk... and the self-defense table!!!
  • kd420, on 07/21/2008, -0/+24That laptop workstation could greatly improve the amount of fapping that could be done.
  • disrupter, on 07/21/2008, -4/+5The last one looks like fun to use while high
  • monsieurpwn, on 07/21/2008, -5/+7woot! a self-defense table! for unexpected zombie attacks, of course.
  • Ubermann, on 07/21/2008, -9/+80I feel sad for Londoners - having to defend themselves against intruders with a nightstand.

    In the States we use a device called a handgun.
    • Sogui, on 07/21/2008, -6/+26Thanks but no thanks.

      I'd rather have to worry about an intruder with a knife and only a nightstand to defend myself in the UK than try and have a shootout with an armed intruder in the US
      • Samtherocker, on 07/21/2008, -5/+3Yeh same here,

        Personally, I have an issue with killing other people (except murderers) but beating a criminal to within an inch of their life with only a baseball bat and my fists and then handing them over to the police is fine by me.
      • Slimebeef, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4Someone comes into my home and threatens me and my family? I have no issue with killing.
      • koloth44, on 07/21/2008, -1/+18Yeah, because an armed intruder in your house is likely to respect the law regarding possession of firearms...
      • Nutt3rz, on 07/21/2008, -2/+6Seeing as the US is number 24 in Murders (per capita) (most recent) by country and UK is 46, I don't think you Americans can really say that guns are helping.
        http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-c ...

      • reyalp, on 07/21/2008, -3/+4yes, since your country's gun control laws have done nothing to reduce the gun violence in your country. congratulations, your legislation has accomplished nothing.
      • StefanArak, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1reyalp, do you have any ***** idea what you're talking about.
        Here, take a look at the facts, http://www.gun-control-network.org/GF01.htm
      • Ebulating, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1America's homicide rate improves drastically if you filter out the thug-on-thug gang-land violence. The white-on-white murder rate is comparable to the much lower European rates. Here in Wisconsin, the vast majority of murders are thug-on-thug in Milwaukee. We barely have any outside of Milwaukee, despite having TONS of guns. And Burglary rates are VERY low, because people KNOW they will probably get shot if they rob a house.
      • senatorpjt, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Gun control laws will never work in the US. Guns have been pretty much banned in England since before the invention of modern firearms - there are too many guns floating around the US already to do anything about it.

        If anything the reason the US gun murder rate is so high is that the only thing that gun control laws do is keep people from getting guns legally for self-defense, they do nothing to prevent criminals from getting them since they're easy to get if you know the right people - since there are so many around as already mentioned.
      • reyalp, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1StefanArak, go LOOK at the gun violence rate in the UK prior to abolishing the ownership of firearms, and look at the gun violence rate in the UK today. It's the SAME. Congratulations, you posted some ***** graph and completely dodged my argument.
    • rebirf, on 07/21/2008, -1/+20I know I'm stupid but I sleep with a sword next to me.
      • Sabretou, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8I sleep with a katana. Yes, I am Richard Stallman.
      • seraph582, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1HAHA me too!! It's not stupid - it makes sense. Gonna cut a ***** if he comes for me or my fiancee!
  • jacktheripperr, on 07/21/2008, -8/+2yet you can even have sex with any of these items (if your creative)
  • mal1964, on 07/21/2008, -8/+9For a digger anyone with a woman in it is "Highly Unconventional"
    • Frost9999, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6Do people still think this joke is funny? After seeing it re-used in various forms thousands of times the edge has worn off for me.
      • mal1964, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Just 8 diggers, But i try to be a bit more subtle than most diggers.
  • diggface5000, on 07/21/2008, -2/+6the pr0n stand guy has a pink comforter LOL
    • TheMightyDane, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1And an ugly-ass bed... He is just the perfect image of an old-school geek.. :)
  • jacobu9, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4That better not be me under there again or I'm gonna be really pissed off.
  • veveze, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1dugg for lomme bed and the chalk outline mattress.
  • Ex3poo, on 07/21/2008, -3/+2Might wanna drill some holes in the trap bed,just in case it falls on top of you when your sleeping!
  • vanguardanon, on 07/21/2008, -0/+61I saw the doll house bed at the top of the page and recognized it instantly. I built a copy of it for my daughter a few years ago: http://www.just4fun.org/woodworking/projects/bunk_ ... (my personal site, no spam, no money to be made, no tricks, no rick roll)
    • jakatan, on 07/21/2008, -0/+15I can only hope I will be that awesome of a dad one day :D
    • c0mputar, on 07/21/2008, -0/+16You ***** rock.
    • WallnutBoy, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5..great, now I feel like ***** 'cause I'd never be able to do that kind of stuff for my kids, if I were to become a dad.. =/
    • joegibes, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4^The link is anti-rickroll certified.^
    • warispeace21, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Damn that looks like a lot of work. How long did that take anyway?
    • Goblin, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1That's awesome, your daughter looks like she's having a ball. Don't think our house has room for something like that, though my daughter would love it. Also, I fear my woodworking skills.

      And, yes, I am happy to say your daughter is cute. To hell with the "think of the children" brigade.

      Mine's cuter though ;)
  • lukas88, on 07/21/2008, -0/+43Nice, I have been looking for a way to turn the tables on home intruders.
    • GrouchoMarx42, on 07/21/2008, -3/+7I see what you did there.
    • yotomote, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1this has to be the most intelligent joke i have seen in dig all day, thanks good sir
  • DirtPile, on 07/21/2008, -5/+3Where's the racecar bed full of whores?
  • Louis11, on 07/21/2008, -6/+6I'm sorry, that was lame . . .
  • digitaldivinci, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2All of the beds on FlyingBeds, where the Desk/Bed came from are amazing. I am really considering buying that for my appartment next year.

    I always love articles like this.
  • redfred18t, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1wow, the twin-bed/desk is ridiculously expensive. $3650? no thanks.
  • algaeturd, on 07/21/2008, -3/+6The Lomme egg bed is amazing but at a ridiculous price....$66,000 USD. For a freaking bed.
    You could probably have a good carpenter make one with similar lines and shape for $400 USD.
    NOBODY who would spend $66,000 on a bed shouldn't be able to sleep well at night.
    • UCFartstudntJON, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6dude, this sells easy at highend furniture store
  • smbarnhart, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1The sofa turning into bunk bed is sweet. I wonder how stable that sucker is when you have a person up there.
  • destron, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6The Lomme bed reminds of the furniture in the cell you wake up in at the beginning of Portal.
  • lead2thehead, on 07/21/2008, -2/+11My self-defense table is a nightstand with a gun in it.
  • mattcoady, on 07/21/2008, -1/+47That nightstand will be perfect for when the Persian empire descends upon us.
  • GlassAgate, on 07/21/2008, -0/+17"Don’t count on having any overnight companions, though. You’ll have a hard enough time staying in it yourself."

    That sounds like a challenge.
  • Donny5Ti, on 07/21/2008, -1/+0wow! what people think of and imagine these days............it's mind boggling!
  • mookitty, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3ah yes, the ol' bludgeoning object for when those pesky pirates come to rape and pillage in the middle of the night
  • Flameaether, on 07/21/2008, -1/+0Ok im getting that trap bed, who knows who might be caught in it?
  • Kanten, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8Ooh a piece of candy!
  • dpantages, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1All of the furniture is quite interesting and definitely space saving, but ridiculously expensive. There was another piece of furniture I found online, It looked like a big brown pointed spire but came apart into 4 chairs and a table. I cant remember its name but with a little bit of googling, Im sure you can find it. But, like these it was like 4,000 dollars. I sat there thinking to myself I could make this myself if I wanted, there cant be more than 500 dollars worth of materials there max.
    • dpantages, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Found the name: Obelisk chairs
      Price: 8,920 USD.....outrageous...
    • dustout, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1wow, those things are pretty cool...but defiantly not worth 9k
  • kucing, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Dugg for Harvey Two-Face bed.
  • natastna2, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Uhhh, Reyalp have you seen what our gun crime rate is now?
    • reyalp, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Yes, I have. Have you?
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/jan/25/politics. ...
      Research.

      Oh, and in 1997 there were 4907 firearm-related offences (categorized very broadly and not necessarily violent), in 2007 it was >10,000.
      Even according to GCN, the firearm homicide rate in 2007 is only marginally better than it was before 1997.
  • Bungiechord, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0Jesus Christ.
  • bobbybobington, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1ITS A TRAP!
  • capellathestar, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1The self-defense one is definitely something that Chuck Norris has in his bedroom. Only he doesn't need the bat of course, he uses bare fists. And he doesn't need a shield - they go down from the first punch.
    So, actually Chuck Norris has no night stand.
  • alter666ego, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0nice.. for more new ideas, check out www.ideazinger.com
  • aeasyplan, on 07/24/2008, -0/+0well if you really want to know how to buy furniture at wholesale and i do mean wholesale then check out www.aeasyplan.com you will find out how much retail stores have been ripping you off. you can become the retail store and hook your friends and family up
  • zopharmarcus, on 07/28/2008, -0/+0hey DIGGers..............if u really wanna see some cool bedroom furniture designs, just lon onto this blogpage.........
    http://picsphotosimages.blogspot.com/2008/07/bedro ...

    these are real cool collections
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