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[XKCD] Morning Routine

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Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 18, 2008

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  • m1zl3d, on 10/18/2008, -11/+200SPOILER ALERT! - The comments get worse as you go down.
  • aaron4, on 10/17/2008, -19/+163that's also my bedtime routine in reverse order.
  • Sloi, on 10/18/2008, -9/+111I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
  • Rhendal, on 10/17/2008, -17/+118Oh God I'm doing that right now...
  • SasquatchBill, on 10/17/2008, -25/+100I liked it. I know people like to bitch about XKCD because it's popular and "can't you just bookmark it?" but I liked the simplicity of this one.

    I'd hug XKCD if I could, but we wouldn't go any further.
  • cbshearer, on 10/17/2008, -15/+89dugg for the hover text
  • LittleDas, on 10/18/2008, -4/+76She's out of your league anyway.
  • Raptor007, on 10/18/2008, -4/+74"Wake up" is the last item on your bedtime routine??
  • netneutrality, on 10/18/2008, -8/+42Rule #1,102: Comics on Digg are either XKCD, or dead servers.
  • vierce, on 10/17/2008, -8/+39He forgot step 4.- Beware of raptors.
  • Farmer77, on 10/18/2008, -21/+43Is that still technically a comic?
  • y0urcl0ne, on 10/18/2008, -10/+29personally, i really enjoy xkcd. they're not all meant to be LMFAO funny. just observations.
  • M4tchstickM4n, on 10/18/2008, -23/+42XKCD could draw a picture of a dog turd and it would still make the front page of Digg.

    :/
  • shamam, on 10/18/2008, -4/+20Alt tag.
  • darlingt, on 10/18/2008, -0/+16Why step 2? That's too much work...
  • ElbertF, on 10/18/2008, -0/+12You really consider us your friends? Aww. :)
  • ThinkBox, on 10/18/2008, -3/+14Wow, ill bet you're fun at parties too!
  • iofthestorm, on 10/18/2008, -4/+15Err... you realize you're talking about Dinosaur Comics, which uses the same image every day and just changes the text, right?
  • ileftfark, on 10/18/2008, -3/+14...and then what do you do? Why'd you stop there?
  • ryansimbalist, on 10/18/2008, -26/+35It's like he's not even trying anymore.
  • inactive, on 10/18/2008, -2/+11I appreciate it even though I don't always find it lol funny... but I, as well as many other people on digg, can really relate to it.
  • Jaliyl, on 10/18/2008, -1/+9inb4 XKCD's next comic, a dog turd with the caption "This will make the front page of digg.com"
  • Jareth86, on 10/18/2008, -15/+22A Day in the Life of Henry VIII:

    Wake Up
    ***** the queen
    Take a *****
    Kill the queen
    Eat six chickens
    Get married
    Kill the new queen
    Eat a cow
    Take a *****
    Start dating
    Belch for an hour
    Eat a sheep
    Kill my date
    Defy the pope
    Eat a goat
    Take a *****
    ***** a bishop
    Get engaged
    Kill my fiancee
    Eat a pig
    Marry a pig
    Kill the pig
    Eat the pope
    Vomit
    Go to sleep

    -George Carlin.
  • VarelseSoul, on 10/18/2008, -0/+7That might be a funny comic.
  • ElbertF, on 10/18/2008, -1/+71. Get out from under the covers
    2. Catch up on the lives of friends around the world
    3. Wake up
  • DickyT83, on 10/18/2008, -2/+8***** DIE > DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • DemDude, on 10/18/2008, -0/+5Sorry to rain on your parade guys, but that girl in the pictures is the singer Katie Melua:

    http://images.google.de/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enDE291 ...
  • Raptor007, on 10/18/2008, -1/+6No, I don't.
  • embryodb, on 10/18/2008, -1/+6This meme was way better before a somebody added a bunch of unfunny jokes to it.
  • Sublex, on 10/18/2008, -0/+5Correction: This is where nerds get excited that there is a girl on Digg.
  • inactive, on 10/18/2008, -7/+11Hah, ***** you :D
  • NevaDieENT, on 10/18/2008, -2/+6It's not the single panel... but don't comics usually have people... or dialogue... or something drawn... he could have put a stick figure in a bed saying those things but that was too much to ask huh.
  • Spoomeister, on 10/18/2008, -1/+5This would have made a good XKCD comic, actually.
  • chiliwilli, on 10/18/2008, -0/+4nothing like a morning fap to start the day
  • newsfully, on 10/18/2008, -2/+5Authors?
  • sClubDevin, on 10/18/2008, -0/+3this is where nerds get excited that there is an attractive girl on Digg.
  • Giever, on 10/18/2008, -0/+3He probably did?
  • sarixe, on 10/18/2008, -2/+5you wake up as a final step in going to bed?
  • jakobmakob, on 10/18/2008, -1/+4How did you know?!
  • Nightrain117, on 10/18/2008, -17/+20how the hell don't better comics make front page every day? why always this ***** one?
  • str1fe, on 10/18/2008, -0/+3as I'm reading this comic, it's 8:30 AM on Saturday, and I'm still in bed under the covers.

    I usually like XKCD but this one hit a little close to home :/
  • travis6690, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2"Why does "getting it" or "relating to it" qualify as humor?"

    See: Dane Cook
  • Rhendal, on 10/17/2008, -2/+4I thought the whole point of guest comics was to put their own spin on the comic. Ryan North copies and pastes his strip every week and that's okay, but if a guest strip comes in and does the same thing that's taboo? Then you give him crap for using the same joke style? So it's okay to rip off Ryan North's humor just so long as you draw it first, but not okay to copy/paste the comic strip (which Ryan does anyway) if you add your own humor element?

    You're also for some reason forgetting that Ryan North obviously approved since Randall Munroe isn't the one who owns the site.

    And Randall did make it something resembling Ryan's comic because he used the comic itself. Just like Ryan does.
  • chikuten, on 10/18/2008, -1/+3i honestly have no idea. maybe the guy writing the comics has like 50 digg accounts.
  • AmICoolNow, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2It's weird how you don't really meet people like this in real life, apparently they don't leave their home very often.
  • inactive, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2I consider all of you my friends.

    My house is your house.

  • drgmdp, on 10/18/2008, -1/+3you need to go outside for a few hours....
  • inactive, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2takes one to spot one, batman
  • faraggi, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2WHAT!?
  • dvinnen, on 10/18/2008, -3/+5No, he's right. They all are *****.
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