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- DJMD, on 10/12/2007, -0/+97Thats a 50 DKP MINUS for not knowing WTF to do!
- GeoffChang, on 10/12/2007, -2/+95Pure. Genius.
It's just too good. I don't even play Warcraft, but somehow that makes it all the better. Tail Swipe.
Just, brilliant. I feel like a richer person for having dugg this. - CiXeL, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39having never played WoW i am completely confused
- jtp8736, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36WTF?!
- gk128, on 10/12/2007, -6/+38Wow this is old. Still funny though.
- Phennim, on 10/12/2007, -10/+41*****, I missed it 4 months ago. Could you point me in the direction of a time portal, so I can see this movie when is was so much funnier?
- Zabbadizzat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30Wow. I didn't understand a single thing that guy was talking about.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26Leroy Jenkins for raid leader.
- gharding, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23Stop dots!!!
- snak3st, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24http://www.mordots.com
- rodrigo74, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21At one point I thought the guy would start shouting "developers developers developers!"
He sounds just like a young Steve Ballmer. - Kingfox, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22Dragon Kill Points, used to determine who deserves what loot in MMORPG raiding guilds. You show up and help do x with the guild, you get x DKP, you are then ahead of people with less DKP for loot you want.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DKP - PhrosTT, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20from mordots.com:
Onyxia
Onyxia is a big dragon on the western continent in World of Warcraft. She is considered a "40-man Raid Encounter" meaning that she is so powerful it takes the cooperation of 40 people fighting in perfect organization to defeat her. This is usually attempted by a guild of players, as it requires much practice, and is not something that can be accomplished with any random assortment of 40 strangers.
Whelps
Onyxia is fought in a big cave. She is in the middle of the cave, then there are two small caves branching off from the big room. These caves are full of whelp eggs. If you get too close to them, they will break open, and you will suddenly have a dozen little tiny dragons flying around killing everyone, in addition to the giant dragon already in the middle of the room. Accidentally pulling whelps is very bad.
DPS
Stands for Damage Per Second. This is basically how much damage is being inflicted on Onyxia at any given time. Dives wants his guildmates to DPS slowly, meaning to have a low rate of damage on her, to reduce aggro, which is explained next.
Aggro
Aggro/hate is basically how much the creature/dragon/humanoid/whatever you are currently fighting hates you. They will attack the person they hate the most. So the basic idea is to have your "tank" (usually a warrior class, since they have the most armor & health) have the most aggro, so that Onyxia will attack them instead of the classes that are just wearing cloth or leather armor. The warrior has many ways to generate a lot of extra aggro, but by other people doing too much damage to her, they can "pull aggro" meaning that Onyxia will attack them, most likely instantly killing them, and then most likely killing the rest of the group.
DKP
DKP stands for Dragon Kill Points and is basically a way to decide who gets loot or gear after a big boss dragon has been killed. Many guilds use this as a fair way to distribute gear and weapons to the members of the guild. The more bosses you help kill, the more points you get, and the more points you have, the more gear you get. So basically it rewards people for showing up consistently, rather than showing up once a month, randomly rolling to get some gear, and winning something despite rarely attending. More info here.
DOTs
DOTs are Damage Over Time spells. Instead of taking say, 3 seconds to cast a spell and then that spell doing a large amount of damage, DOTs are usually cast instantly but do x damage over x seconds. It's a way to more easily do slow (which means ***** slow) DPS, which is what Dives wants. - Trumane, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22LEROY!!!
- Bushikatagi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17wtf? How does that have anything to do with this? Why don't you tell us about that one time you killed that 55 elite and slipped on a banana?
- davidhildreth, on 10/12/2007, -9/+24very funny, but um
welcome to about a year ago - count, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20JENKINS!!!!!!!
- ronaldst, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13zug zug
- LegendarySock, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17You need a god damn PHD to understand this *****
- Hoov, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Don't worry, my brother had to explain it to me after I was done laughing my ass off.
- JeffH, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15Holy crap. Did I just see Jesus walk by when I clicked that link?
- kubudubudubuntu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13leeroooyy!! =)
- cwestpha, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Would have been better to have a web cam shot of him like the angry german kid vid. Though the crappy flash animation was pretty good.
- WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Leroy Jenkins for president!
Wait, we already have that. - boyinshortpants, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Does he have chicken?
- maehem, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12stoopid. I can't wait for the l4m3 12-yo wow kids go back to school.
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9that was pretty f-in funny.. moderately NSFW, though..
- deviationer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8For anyone who cares..
the guy you hear is Dive from the guild Wipe Club. They are from the EU realms.
here is a list of other clips from them
http://koti.mbnet.fi/djcowio/
Their guild website use to be
http://www.wipeclub.org
but it seams to be down.....maybe they dis-banded?
Also, here is an interview with Dives
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/feature/wow-profile-this-years-leeroy-jenkins-174801.php - darlok, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9coo, feeling good about my proactive decision to stay away from playing WoW
- BritishGolgo13, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1050 dkp minus.
- Sonizel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/leeroy-jenkins-videos.htm
god dammit Leroy!!!!! - ZeroG52, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10Damn, somebody needs to get a life! He would do awesome in the military if he wasn't a pasty white closet nerd. HA! Aggro this M-F!
- jedi0utkast, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7What is up with all this losers?
So proud to have seen this before so they feel they need to let everybody know about it. STFU. Some of us actually have lives outside of digg, and not everybody has played WoW.
If you have seen it? GTFO, and let us "the people from the year before", enjoy what is new to us. - Alegis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Heh know some old WoW mates that did get in this guild for a while (wipe club) and left shortly after as it is unbearable.
This is great stuff.
More whelps, NOW HANDLE IT - Dainjah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6 a baby dragon.
- trivialmaggot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8and don't for get the shirt!
courtesy of Jinx of course.
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=700 - PDelahanty, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6...and by "moderately", you mean "most definitely".
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+10New to me a$$hole.
- RubeusEsclair, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Whats a dkp?
- mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Isnt this guy the same guy who claims to be a wealthy russian businessman who drinks vodka by the bottle and gets laid every night while living in his mothers basement?
- mattlong, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5for us non-WoWers, wtf is a whelp?
- DuneAdx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6He is in the military.
- KyleRayner, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Every time I see this, I digg it. The hilarity never gets old! XD
- BRSQUIRRL, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Good grief...I don't think I've laughed that hard in a year. Everyone working around me probably thinks I'm nuts. I had to excuse myself to the restroom for a bit to get myself under control.
- Sudzz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Onyxia Wipe Soundboard:
http://www.cyberwebwerx.com/ony_wipe/?d=1 - dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5"What the hell is he listening to?"
Maraccas. Just maraccas. - Mesach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3At least I have chicken
- norris, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4yeah... kind of noticed that. oh well. the cubes around me are empty.
- mcflynnthm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3So old, but so goddamned funny. Dugg for being hilarious.
- SpaceDreamer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Now I'm glad I don't play WoW
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