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- Abomonog, on 07/21/2008, -44/+160A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns - RealmDown, on 07/21/2008, -16/+67And if Noah truly had been wise,
He would have swatted those two flies. - Kristijan12, on 07/21/2008, -21/+52I am just visiting this cemetery.
- Tyrghast, on 07/21/2008, -2/+10Meh, this pic is just a rip off of a classic Robot Chicken episode.
- NJank, on 07/21/2008, -2/+7for once, a digg graveyard I can appreciate
- NJank, on 07/21/2008, -2/+7awseome. buried, but awsome.
- robotabot, on 07/21/2008, -3/+7fossils are just something the jews buried in 1924.
- hakluytbean, on 07/21/2008, -2/+5One reason why some people might 'bash' Christians from time to time is their habit of stealing other people's stories and passing them off as their own, essentially just to big themselves up. Like this story, which comes from Babylon (hint: where they have floods). Some people just find, you know, cultural theft, self-glorification, keeping people ignorant, all that sort of thing... eminently bash-worthy.
- NJank, on 07/21/2008, -2/+5I just love how the Noah's ark story is a typical nursery / little kid biblical them, yet they always leave out the fact that God just drowned all the billion or so other animals who didn't get a ticket to ride.
- dpowre, on 07/21/2008, -5/+7son, let me tell you about the "digg graveyard"
- ravage86, on 07/21/2008, -3/+5God drowning everyone else was the whole point. Perhaps you just didn't pay attention in Sunday School.
- thecliffbar, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3I don't actually see anyone picking on christians here
- Jwoey, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3I think you're thinking of which.
whiches don't don't have a t. - retrovertigo, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4Nothing. Your Internet browser must be broken or something.
- vijethk, on 10/18/2008, -0/+1this looks really so funny.. i dont think so its true.
http://fresharticles.co.cc/
http://inarticles.co.cc/ - NJank, on 08/29/2008, -0/+1ragage: god drowning all the evil bad people not behaving was the whole point. the fact that in doing so he also wiped out every other life not on the boat that couldn't swim for 40 days or so, that isn't mentioned. there should be cute bunnies and ponies swimming in that water.
- voltaTTak, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2because you were born a unicorn?
- AwesomeMonster, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Sup' bitches.
- Mackofalltrades, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Good this means I got the job done.
- dxmzan, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1Cutest elephant ever.
- mrcpu, on 07/21/2008, -2/+3WHAT??!?!? One of the animals is mate-less?!?!!
- retrovertigo, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2Nope, didn't help. Thanks for trying to communicate though.
- LoveAndSeagulls, on 07/21/2008, -2/+3you're a liar...
i actually did count them, and i only counted around 63.. it's hard to tell because of the really tiny animals but there's no way that it's anywhere past 75... - EvilFerret, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2Lies, I counted them at 52 (56 if you count the unicorn and 3 dinos).
- LauV, on 07/21/2008, -4/+5unicorns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn
i think you are thinking of pegasus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus witch doesn't doesnt have a horn. But i think it's confusing to, and they both got left behind at noahs ark thing. - Halsfield, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2or one has two mates.
- odganarb, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2No, that Robot Chicken episode is just a rip off of a song called "The Unicorn", written by Shel Silverstein and popularized by The Irish Rovers.
- inactive, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Either that or they are just shallow, superficial, me-too, gullible,
cowardly liberal children who will only pick on people who they know will not firebomb their house or decapitate their parents/children.
But yours makes sense too. /s - thecliffbar, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1you're an idiot
- leighlee, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1...but dicks also ***** *****.
- Halsfield, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1no dark crystal fans i see.
- AbdullahAbuDawu, on 09/12/2008, -1/+1could**
- Kristijan12, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2Because diggers suck.
- Kristijan12, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1You make me laugh.
- linagee, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1that was just a practice try! -God
- rearlgrant, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1Nice god. The only way to save his creations is to drown and burn them. Definitely worthy of worship.
- rearlgrant, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1http://www.marianland.com/creatio1.html
Samples:
EVIDENCE OF CREATION
VHS Video
This documentary recorded on location reveals fossil evidence of creation. The discovery of unfossilized dinosaur bones suggests dinosaurs died out recently. Fossil graveyards, petrified forests and the rapid formation of coal all speak of the Genesis Flood, and other post-Flood catastrophes. In interviews with evolutionists and creationists the fossil evidence is explored. - rearlgrant, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1And by friendly, you mean the behavior of the bury brigade. Funny how most anti-religion comments have the same number of diggs down, across stories...
- daRoach, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1CAN!
- rearlgrant, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1"who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"
- 15charmaxwtf, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Same reason you got dugg down.
- LauV, on 07/21/2008, -3/+3but jesus was born after noahs ark.
- dorsey47, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2They also didn't leave out that he will use fire next time. I paid attention.
- rearlgrant, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1"Hey. I just wanted to take a second to thank you for constantly berating me, doubting my abilities, and the overall devastation of my self-esteem."
- thecliffbar, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1because everything sucks
- odganarb, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1Where the hell else would we get bacon? pigs > unicorns
I would've left behind the lemmings, if anything. -
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