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- ronjohnson, on 09/07/2008, -104/+646That ain't right.
- Couchy, on 09/07/2008, -63/+603He died for your sins, now hes back for your brains
- dawnsindrum, on 09/07/2008, -87/+432nom nom nom
- nads, on 09/07/2008, -36/+307Disturbing
- atk124, on 09/06/2008, -52/+292"Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood dwell in me, says the lord."
-A chant during communion in an episcopal church. - Zervaman, on 09/07/2008, -49/+211SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
- sq2shooter, on 09/07/2008, -51/+188How come we don't see posts like this mocking Islam or Allah? Don't be scared.
- Hoezey, on 09/07/2008, -7/+107/ Don LaFontaine Voice
- vkiperman, on 09/07/2008, -35/+126Christianity is so weird-
- zspade, on 09/07/2008, -53/+143Well how did you think he came back from the dead?
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -5/+91Post some if ya got 'em.
- epmc, on 09/07/2008, -8/+90Sacrilicious
- Pyehole, on 09/07/2008, -16/+89This is a predominantly Christian nation, the swipes at religion are thus targeted at the familiar.
- Equinox2012, on 09/07/2008, -45/+110Completely unbelievable! Were is the attack dinosaur Jesus is supposed ride and protect him?
- bananasluggy, on 09/07/2008, -18/+82Because I don't have Muslims knocking on my door at 6pm asking if I've accepted Allah into my life yet. When they start interrupting my dinner, they'll get mocked too.
- Swipecat, on 09/07/2008, -16/+79"Braaaaaaiinnsss" said the lord.
- TrevorBelmont, on 09/07/2008, -11/+72To learn more about zombies eating the son of our lord, consult your local library.
- wedges, on 09/07/2008, -26/+86ur doin it wrong! om nom nom nom!
- artfiend77, on 09/07/2008, -12/+65Seriously?
Buried for gayness. - inactive, on 09/07/2008, -18/+62Because they'll declare Jihad on us!
No, wait...
Because all of us alleged digg atheists are secretly muslims!
Nope, wrong again...
Honestly, who the ***** gives a ***** about Islam? Everybody knows Christians - that's why they get mocked more. It's not as funny when it's not a group you know and have to interact with on a daily basis. - DivisibleByZero, on 09/07/2008, -18/+59He died for your sins,
but He came back for your BRRRRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS - themastersb, on 09/07/2008, -19/+60The religion of Zombie Jesus?
- TheMoniker, on 09/07/2008, -10/+49Many churches and churchgoers do actually believe and promote the view that the transubstantiation of the Eucharist is literal: you do end up with Jesus parts in your tummy, the only difference is that the substance changes (substance is that which makes something what it is, loosely--as opposed to it being a physical direct physical change). It's corny metaphysics, but the end result is Jesus in your belly.
From the council of Trent: anathema is the penalty for anyone that "denieth, that, in the sacrament of the most holy Eucharist, are contained truly, really, and substantially, the body and blood together with the soul and divinity of our Lord Jesus Christ, and consequently the whole Christ; but saith that He is only therein as in a sign, or in figure, or virtue" and anyone who "saith, that, in the sacred and holy sacrament of the Eucharist, the substance of the bread and wine remains conjointly with the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, and denieth that wonderful and singular conversion of the whole substance of the bread into the Body, and of the whole substance of the wine into the Blood - the species only of the bread and wine remaining - which conversion indeed the Catholic Church most aptly calls Transubstantiation"
So, whatever you want to say about it, to many of the devout, it is anything but figurative. - inactive, on 09/07/2008, -6/+44He's actually there, under the leg of Christ, pointing towards the viewer.
- jeffsback2223, on 09/07/2008, -5/+39Reminds me of that episode of South Park, where Comedy Central would allow images of Jesus defecating on people but wouldn't allow an image of Mohammed.
- jakeshdaddy, on 09/07/2008, -48/+82Think about that the next time you receive communion...
- iMelody, on 09/07/2008, -3/+35rip :/
- yurimxpxman, on 09/07/2008, -4/+36You don't have a tineye account?
http://img12.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/6/b/b/9/e/6bb9e ... - theRich, on 09/07/2008, -10/+41you mean, "Sweet zombie Jesus!"
- drizzlelicious, on 09/07/2008, -36/+68Bashing a religion by misinterpreting figurative language. Brilliant
- Rotzooi, on 09/07/2008, -7/+36In Theaters Spring 2009
Rated NC-17 - beelz, on 09/07/2008, -45/+72http://i35.tinypic.com/2cibiu9.jpg
http://img28.picoodle.com/data/img28/3/9/6/f_flesh ... - inactive, on 09/07/2008, -9/+35Because they insist you can have only one ideology and they'd rather override your beliefs than respect them.
- inactive, on 09/07/2008, -8/+33But you're the one who eats his flesh...like, every week.
- inactive, on 09/07/2008, -6/+31I was being ***** serious.
- Rotzooi, on 09/07/2008, -4/+29http://www.reformergent.org/wp-content/uploads/200 ...
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -5/+28Go to your hell if you wish, I am not going to a place that doesn't exist.
- twigboy, on 09/07/2008, -3/+26dugg you up to keep your comment visible
- t3hmyth, on 09/07/2008, -3/+26I don't understand why he's being buried; it's not like he's insulting anyone. He's actually using the comments for what they're made for: discussion between users, and not (necessarily) those stupid memetic repetitions.
- LongShlong, on 09/07/2008, -2/+25Thanks webaugur... As for the people giving me thumbs down... wtf?
- Phyraxus, on 09/07/2008, -12/+34Technically, all religions are cults.
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -7/+28Why are you insulted?
- smashingmonkey, on 09/07/2008, -2/+23To me, this makes a powerful statement. Christ is being devoured in a fit of mindless consumption, not unlike what churches and individuals have done, rending his image and his teachings for their personal gain.
- Garofoli, on 09/07/2008, -6/+27What... The... *****...
- ClevelandBrown, on 09/07/2008, -2/+23No, you're not.
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -2/+21Post some if ya got 'em.
- xeemo, on 09/07/2008, -0/+19"According to the Roman Catholic Church, when the bread and wine are consecrated in the Eucharist, they cease to be bread and wine, and become instead the body and blood of Christ: although the empirical appearances are not changed, the reality is changed by the power of the Holy Spirit who has been called down upon the bread and wine."
from wikipedia - k3yp4d, on 09/07/2008, -119/+138dugg to annoy die-hard Christians
- Syric, on 09/07/2008, -0/+18Of course, Mohammed did make an appearance in the SuperBestFriends episode (with the David Blaine cult).
- Twitchzor, on 09/07/2008, -4/+22Then don't write either.
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