The Parrot's New House

reallyshortfunnyjokes.com — A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $5.00.“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”