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- iamronburgundy, on 08/20/2008, -2/+61Wow. This comic was so much better than the movie.
- Kinsbane, on 08/20/2008, -1/+27Choice quotes:
Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!
Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty.. the BFG 9000! - Rodalli, on 08/21/2008, -0/+26Gotta love the bizarre environmental PSA in the middle of all that Rip and Tear!
- dinobot, on 08/21/2008, -0/+25You are huge! that means you have huge guts!
- Simplysped, on 08/21/2008, -0/+24I'm cookin' with gas! I've got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! Yeah, that's your spinal cord, baby! Dig it! Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -3/+27John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them
now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it
was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched
the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.
But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles.
John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell
and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie. - Yakoloi, on 08/21/2008, -0/+22Holy Spack!
I think I grew a third testicle reading that - dawnraid101, on 08/21/2008, -0/+20IDDQD IDSPISPOPD IDKFA, wow Im suprised i can remember that from when i was 5.
- B4T3R, on 08/21/2008, -1/+16RIP AND TEAR!
I haven't seen anything this epic since 300. - hydroplane, on 08/21/2008, -0/+13chainsaw, the great communicator
- Kenoji, on 08/21/2008, -0/+12For some reason this character reminds me of Ash from Evil Dead (or homage to him). I think its when he said "Groovy" when he killed all the monsters with the shotgun.
- trzynascie, on 08/21/2008, -0/+11This comic taught us an important lesson. Radioactive waste is bad, think about future generations, kids.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+10- Who's a man and a half? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!
- LegendaryHitman, on 08/20/2008, -2/+11I now need to get a BFG and start kicking some ass.
- mspink, on 08/20/2008, -0/+9How did I ever go on living without this small but priceless bit of knowledge.
- mechfluff, on 08/20/2008, -5/+14http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8That guy is scarier than the demons
- mardraum, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8if you haven't played Doom II since you were 5, you're doing it wrong.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8I just checked Maki's submission history back a good while. I think you're lying, buddy.
- RATM4EVER, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8don't forget IDCLIP. You'll need it when you're older.
- houndeyex, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7[This comment has been removed by the Church of Scientology.]
- Probatus, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7Taken from page 11:
"Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving for our children? And our children's children. And ... ...Oh, the HUMANITY!"
Holy christmas that's an awesome quote! - McMannus00, on 08/21/2008, -1/+8I can't argue with that. The man's logic is flawless.
- cloudberries, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6I don't recall the doom guy ever being that ***** insane. He always seemed like the quiet type to me
- ZackScott, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6I would like to see the Original Mortal Kombat comic books.
- GamerX, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5WHUZZAT, WHUZZAT???!?!
- dumass4u, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4Not Gory enough.
- bdubatdi, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4pure awesomeness scribed with ink
- EvilJelloMan, on 08/21/2008, -1/+5Delicious copypasta is delicious.
- Kakemonstere, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4Yeh, I love with all the insane violance it has a message, a message about that radioactive waste is bad.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4***** awesome
- n3demonic, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3Who's a man and a half! I'm a man and a half! Berserker packin' man and a half!
- robbie32, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4Anyone besides me think that the guy looks like Tom Cruise?
- Kenzan, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3Cool Comic.
They should make a movie or a game or something out of it. - mandarin, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3I dunno groovy was trademarked already from Evil Dead...
- Cowgodx, on 08/20/2008, -2/+5my gun is very very large
- nofate2029, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3nothing says AWESOME than punching a cyberdemon in the gut.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3DYNAMITE!
- NeoCortex, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3Groovy.
- AndrewDB, on 08/21/2008, -5/+8Congrats, you just posted a Myspace bulletin on Digg and were actually dugg for it.
How do you feel? - an0nymous, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3Amry of Darkness 1992
Bruce Campbell gets a new arm: "Groovy."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPs91GnkcI
This is basic. - Fleagleman, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4Yes, I saw "Evil Dead 2" as well, as I'm sure most of us did.
- sexybobo, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3lol that is so hilarious. Every one knows they are demons not aliens.
- elnerdo, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3And.. it's on Mars.
- SoysauceMafia, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3At this particular moment in time I don't believe I have a healthier or more deeply-felt respect for any object in the universe than this here shotgun...
HEY CHAINGUN! the hell with respect... - nesagwa, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3He sounds ALOT more like a hyper Duke Nukem for some reason.
I guess its kind of hard to write for a character you never hear or see in any of the games. - sexybobo, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3IDSPISPOPD was only in the original doom
- Bradl3y, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2@mardraum, I think you mean IDKFA, and that has always been give all. IDSPISPOPD was the no clipping cheat for the original DOOM, the code was replaced by IDCLIP in Doom 2.
- FieldAnonymouse, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2...
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What the ***** did I just read, and what the double ***** were they on when they wrote the damn thing??!? That was at least a couple levels of insane, and awesome rolled into one.
Dark. Might makes light! And I feel MIGHTY! - MrContent, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2Why was'nt the movie like this...
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