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Keynote [XKCD]

xkcd.com — He should be better soon -- now that the Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 7, 2009

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  • antdude, on 01/07/2009, -114/+612That is actually quite funny.
  • cyrix, on 01/07/2009, -35/+238Indeed. I'm actually going through and digging every single comment. This bury brigade ***** is ***** stupid.
  • mysedai, on 01/07/2009, -68/+254Burying comments on an XKCD story seems to be the new black.
  • Jeremyz0r, on 01/07/2009, -73/+222STEVE JOBS IS DEAD ;
  • inactive, on 01/07/2009, -22/+156I've decided to join your efforts in digging every single comment.

    If there are enough of us maybe we can revive the comment graveyard! =D
  • doom777, on 01/07/2009, -18/+144... turtleneck.
  • xaogypsie, on 01/07/2009, -18/+112Semper Fi. It looks like you have quite a fight ahead of you....
  • cesclaveria, on 01/07/2009, -8/+92sudo make a sandwich
  • Axlor, on 01/07/2009, -91/+171numOfFunnyXKCD++;
  • cerealjynx, on 01/07/2009, -13/+93Seriously, at least it's topical today.
  • steviesteveo, on 01/07/2009, -14/+90Jesus, that's ridiculous, I've just scrolled down, that's EVERY comment buried, what a complete waste of people's time.

    Bury brigades show that Digg is just getting totally gamed.
  • devilbody, on 01/07/2009, -18/+85Screenshot these comments and submit it as "This is why I love Digg".
  • Nephersir7, on 01/07/2009, -15/+75LETS DO IT!
  • p1eiades, on 01/07/2009, -18/+70You're looking down here for something not buried aren't you?
  • DiggzDE, on 01/07/2009, -10/+60I prefer no digg title commentary with my xkcd; it seems unneeded.
  • puzzud, on 01/07/2009, -12/+55Actually, quite bad; I'm not even a Mac fan or anything. However, it does make me look at the situation in another light--a strange coincidence. What if Steve Jobs was so psychologically fixed on the concept of things needing to be lighter and smaller?
  • uclaith, on 01/07/2009, -3/+45SNAPE KILLS JOBS
  • bigsteve, on 01/07/2009, -3/+45Where the ***** did you learn to code? Go ask for your money back.
  • fcruz1331, on 01/07/2009, -12/+53Congrats on not getting buried.
  • MadHarvey, on 01/07/2009, -6/+43There are so many xkcds that are completely awesome. You have barely scratched the surface.

    They aren't ALL funny, but to say there are "only a few" is laughable.
  • fcruz1331, on 01/07/2009, -12/+48Done :-)
  • Echuu, on 01/07/2009, -10/+40You have my axe!
  • GangsterCompute, on 01/07/2009, -10/+40Long live the positive squad?
  • erasedgod, on 01/07/2009, -13/+38I'm not sure. Apparently, at least five people enjoy getting the punchline before the joke.
  • reticulate, on 01/07/2009, -6/+31Actually, that was pretty funny.
  • inactive, on 01/07/2009, -7/+32Yeah, and quite easily.

    Don't read it, don't click the link to the comments, don't scroll down here and type your comment.

    Easy.
  • cjurdane, on 01/07/2009, -12/+36Im in! People, WE CAN DO THIS!
  • TheAtomicMoose, on 01/07/2009, -10/+34you'll never be able to do it! give up while you can!
  • Sk1nnym4n, on 01/07/2009, -5/+28long live Steve Wozniak
  • aznpwnzor, on 01/07/2009, -8/+31sudo apt-get install sandwich-maker
  • inactive, on 01/07/2009, -5/+27SELL SELL SELLLLLLL
  • babbitblob, on 01/07/2009, -4/+23if(code_related_comment) { diggs++; }
  • TheManikin, on 01/07/2009, -9/+28I have sex with original comments at night. I don't put out for copied wit, so you're not getting any.
  • inactive, on 01/07/2009, -7/+26okay
  • ricopicouk, on 01/07/2009, -4/+23idiot.
  • Lunarbunny, on 01/07/2009, -3/+20Syntax error on line 7
  • cyrix, on 01/07/2009, -11/+27Seems I've sparked a movement of sorts.... Not my initial intention, but hey either way it's not all buried comments now. Thanks guys.
  • Lunarbunny, on 01/07/2009, -2/+18It wouldn't matter...the incrementation is the only operation in that expression, so both do the same thing. The only difference between var++ and ++var is that if you are to put it in a greater operation, the former would increment after the operation was completed, but the latter would increment before the operation was performed.

    </nerd babble>
  • user24, on 01/07/2009, -9/+23joined the revolution against the bury brigade!

    Just dugg every comment here.
  • lskatz, on 01/07/2009, -12/+25People actually just go through these comments and bury every one of them indiscriminately?
  • babbitblob, on 01/07/2009, -7/+19UNBURY BRIGADE
    ....
    or buriburi brigade.
  • 11oops, on 01/07/2009, -6/+17No, most the comments getting buried just suck. The few that don't aren't getting buried.
  • Zizhou, on 01/07/2009, -14/+25long live the Steve Jobs.
  • sgtbutterscotch, on 01/07/2009, -16/+27That is pretty lame actually. Why would anyone do that?
  • m4csrgh3yk3v, on 01/07/2009, -7/+17FATAL: sandwich : no electricity
    sudo lsmod
    sudo insmod electric.ko
    sudo insmod wires.ko
    cd ../physics
    sudo insmod electromagnetism.ko
    sudo insmod wires.ko
    sudo insmod electric.ko
    wget http://obscureVirgin.dyndns.org/electromagnetism.2 ... ~
    cd ~
    tar -zxvf electromagnetism.2.24.16-rc_2.tgz
    cd electromagnetism.2.24.16-rc_2
    ./configure
    make
    make install
    sudo make install
    .
    .
    .
    .

  • jlimon, on 01/07/2009, -6/+16Worth a shot, right? ;)
  • ikeeel4money, on 01/07/2009, -10/+19yes
  • mycoplasma, on 01/07/2009, -4/+13It's supposed to look like source code. It means to add one to the variable named "numOfFunnyXKCD".
  • shibagarden, on 01/07/2009, -8/+17Save for "quite" and "funny."
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