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- AdamJaz, on 12/05/2008, -21/+741XKCD sums up all of human relationship. Bravo.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -4/+705Why does this feel like a personal attack on me?
- FasmTrout, on 12/05/2008, -6/+629My emotions felt while reading this:
1) Oh great, another emo comic. (Frustration)
2) Wait, why does this sound so familiar? (Confusion)
3) Oh right, its my exact situation with MY friend. (Realization)
4) Well now I'm depressed. (Depression) - Sornos, on 12/05/2008, -5/+502Dugg for being unfortunately relevant.
- lucky253, on 12/05/2008, -4/+418It's funny because:
1) It makes you dislike the "good guy".
2) You realize that, in fact, you are the good guy.
3) You dislike yourself.
4) You enjoy the whole thing because it's a freaking comic. - anonymousT, on 12/05/2008, -44/+4111) go to xkcd.com
2) f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
...
n-3) f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
n-2) post on digg!
n-1) ???
n) profit! - VegasKill, on 12/05/2008, -3/+322This hits on so many levels
- Dagreenman, on 12/05/2008, -3/+255well *****. this sums it up perfectly.
- FasmTrout, on 12/05/2008, -1/+218Befriend the ***** zone.
- Moonman13, on 12/05/2008, -5/+218***** the friend zone
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -6/+210Just to make sure...does everyone here have that one girl they have this exact friendship with? Because that was a little painful.
- pr0lixity, on 12/05/2008, -6/+186Dear Male Population.
We are irrational. I apologize. Our sex confounds us too, sometimes. And it's women like that who make the rest of us look bad and make you feel worse.
If you kill off the men who are only looking for some tail and are emotionally devoid, we'll do our best with the jerk-lovers who keep you in the friend zone.
Thanks,
Sympathetic Woman - inactive, on 12/05/2008, -1/+180Well that was shocklingly close to my life...and horrifically depressing...
:( - pistonhonda, on 12/05/2008, -12/+174Inertia: the tendency of all objects to resist a change in motion.
Why you shouldn't begin as 'just friends' if you can at all avoid it. - digifreak642, on 12/05/2008, -9/+160I like emotional XKCD as much as the funny ones.
- Cargo8, on 12/05/2008, -11/+161Open Firefox --> Digg.com --> XKCD.com --> Porn
- Halsfield, on 12/05/2008, -2/+150this is why no one admits to being a girl on the internet. its like groundhogs day. one sticks her head out tentatively to see if its ok to come out of her hole and be social and 20,000 guys in weird hats yell and scream and she dives back into her hole of anonymity.
anyway, emotionally devoid , tail hunting, H2 drivers have been added to my list of people to grind up and feed to starving people in 3rd world countries. - thethunderbird, on 12/05/2008, -5/+140Wow, that was eye opening. Excuse me while I pound my head on a wall before beginning my night-long strategy revision session that ultimately leads me nowhere...
- cnot3, on 12/05/2008, -4/+132That wasn't funny... I feel like ***** now.
- mjfadeaway, on 12/05/2008, -3/+105Dugg for making me realize that I need to jump out of the friend zone immediately.
- binky79, on 12/05/2008, -14/+113This is the best xkcd ever!
- pistonhonda, on 12/05/2008, -2/+100Metaphor: used to enhance the description of an object by comparing its attributes to another, seemingly unrelated object or idea.
- ligyron, on 12/05/2008, -19/+115Is the friend zone really all that bad?
http://s4.tinypic.com/rws5mx.jpg - cesclaveria, on 12/05/2008, -2/+89I have seen that many of us, the geeks of the world, tend to be "good guys", we hope that being nice, honest and a compassionate human being we will eventually gain the attention from that special friend... but I have seen it is hard for us to take that next step, we think things too much and never move forward. I was really lucky to be able to jump out of the friend zone many years ago, a brief moment of bravery I guess, I´m not sure if I would be able to do it a second time (and really hope to never have to find out).
- Flappy3, on 12/05/2008, -5/+89I love you. Will you marry me?
- darlingt, on 12/05/2008, -4/+87The summation of the "profit" meme from 1 to n, as seen on Digg!
- chezidom, on 12/05/2008, -6/+85too close to home ;_;
- p1eiades, on 12/05/2008, -7/+84Dugg for truthfulness.
- morrislevy, on 12/05/2008, -9/+86"We'll be friends... you'll give in..." (eventually). I love it. Or, be forced to deal with people you dislike every day. Therefore, they become "friends". So true.
For The Win. End of story. - Nboy514, on 12/05/2008, -2/+76That was also how Digg's collective emotions felt.
- VelvetEvolver, on 12/05/2008, -3/+73Dugg for being my life.
- HookmasterCH47, on 12/05/2008, -6/+76Yep, no laughter, just a realization that I need to not be a pussy and actually take rejection. Damn my fragile ego.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -5/+72There's a girl!
- Commonwealth, on 12/05/2008, -1/+68***** the zone, friend.
- pkon, on 12/05/2008, -4/+68I've never dugg a XKCD comic until now, bravo that was the best thing I read all day.
- weaseloption, on 12/05/2008, -6/+69Hi Sympathetic Woman!
Let me get this straight- you want us to "kill off the men who are only looking for some tail and are emotionally devoid", while you promise to "do [y]our best with the jerk-lovers"? Are you kidding me?
This is how it works. While we diggnerds systematically assess, capture, and ensure bloody extermination of the "jerks", the women will "do their best". Useless.
The answer is clearly more popped collars. - Culero, on 12/05/2008, -1/+64@Hals:
I agree. That's why we can't have nice things. - Masterdanvk, on 12/05/2008, -3/+65Ow, my feelings.
- hmphargh, on 12/05/2008, -5/+65so true.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -4/+63Baby sit me!
- Emmo213, on 12/05/2008, -3/+59NSFW. Say so next time.
- spectre_25gt, on 12/05/2008, -0/+53@MrM4nager
You might want to wash your hands... - krunktar, on 12/05/2008, -8/+61For me, it was more like:
Open Firefox --> Porn --> Porn --> XKCD.com --> Digg --> Porn --> XKCD.com --> Digg --> Porn --> Digg - xptoast, on 12/05/2008, -1/+52Kiss him. That will fix things.
- doctordbx, on 12/05/2008, -1/+49Only once ever, and never again.
- Eslamicolt3, on 12/05/2008, -19/+66Thanks,
Bitter Overweight Woman. - sealink, on 12/05/2008, -4/+51As my boyfriend and I got together, we moved through several phases.
People who IM or text each other -> People who talk on the phone -> People who talk on the phone A LOT -> People who are going to hookup at some point because the phone talk has gotten raunchy -> People who are incidentally having sex but might not be dating yet because that's complicated -> People who are conflicted about wanting to date but wanting to "keep options open" -> People who are dating.
It's crucial to make that jump to hot phone sex quickly so that actual in-person sex logically follows. - chadsmith729, on 12/05/2008, -2/+48TTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEE REEEELLLAATTTIIIIIOOONNNSSHIPPPSS WWWWIIIIILLLL GGGGOOOOO EEEEXXXXAAAACCCTTTTLLLLYYYY LLLIIIIKKKKEEEE TTTTHHHEEEE CCCCOOOMMMIIIICCC. BBBBEEEECCCAAAUUUSSSEEE IIII HHHAAVVVEEEE AAAA SSSSTTUUUTTTTEEEERRRRIIIINNNGGG PPPPRRROOOOBBBBLLLLEEEEMMMMM.
- babydick, on 12/05/2008, -3/+45Great minds fap alike.
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