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- Zarimus, on 06/26/2009, -0/+745It's painful seeing the 24-hour news channels trying to pad "He's dead, Jim" into hours upon hours of content.
- A5204, on 08/13/2009, -6/+351NBC had a woman on for about 5 minutes who hadn't talked to Michael Jackson since 2001! I wanted to throw my remote through the TV.
- rjinswand, on 06/26/2009, -4/+302it's missing the woman from CNN browsing the web noisily while the person no-one has heard of is talking :p
- mass922, on 06/26/2009, -38/+328I hear McDonalds is gonna introduce a sandwhich in Michael Jackson's memory called the McJackson, it will have 50 yr. old meat in a 13 yr. old bun...
- jonshipman, on 06/26/2009, -1/+235To be fair, she was also the last person to speak to him before he died.
- Nekogao, on 06/26/2009, -28/+248Yes...RIP Farah Fawcett. You will be missed.
Huh...did someone else famous die? - CoD4, on 06/26/2009, -7/+222I like how the comic represents what's going on
- blackjack06, on 06/26/2009, -7/+217Now repeat these steps for every news station in the region.
- crazycraka, on 06/26/2009, -4/+190HAHA this is dead on. It just shows how anyone can do the news, if they had the equipment.
- sportsdude11751, on 06/26/2009, -17/+194word.
- DirtyVicar, on 06/26/2009, -3/+171The problem with the joke is McDonalds has actually been selling those sandwiches for years.
- RocketGib, on 06/26/2009, -7/+133Who here would rather see Keith Obermann do the Moon Walk in tribute to Michael Jackson?
- The_Orichalcon, on 06/26/2009, -1/+104"The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay on this all night if we have to!"
- jamwil87, on 06/26/2009, -0/+100Omg Jim he's ali--
THRILLLLEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR - gwhenning, on 06/26/2009, -2/+70Dugg for, "He's Dead, Jim."
- Misterberu, on 06/26/2009, -4/+62...and now to Ollie Williams:
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...thanks Ollie. - Zaetha, on 06/26/2009, -0/+56I like how your comment represents what we are thinking.
- inactive, on 06/26/2009, -5/+60Unless you are fox news and then you just piss on their grave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4XWbuJjJGU - dvsbastard, on 06/26/2009, -0/+52This really isn't exclusive to someone's death though... Any major event with global interest will result in any news network stretching out 5 minutes worth of news over 5 hours of "live coverage"....
- whytey, on 06/26/2009, -3/+52Instead of a funeral, Michael Jackson will be melted down and made into toys so kids can play with him for a change
- erig, on 06/26/2009, -6/+51Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night is not until next Tuesday.
- kameto, on 06/26/2009, -8/+52*boys
- Feraldr00d, on 06/26/2009, -3/+473's, man, they come in 3's!
- WiretapStudios, on 06/26/2009, -1/+44i like how meta it just got up in this piece.
- inactive, on 06/26/2009, -0/+41stand up and press the button - what is it the 50s?
- fxu1989, on 06/26/2009, -1/+42Stand up and press the button...
Americans are damn fat and lazy!
/s -but seriously, we're fat and lazy. - FmyLife, on 06/26/2009, -0/+40I thought I was watching CNN/Fox News/MSNBC.
You sure this comic isn't a live feed from the main stream media? - inactive, on 06/26/2009, -0/+40if you threw the remote how would you change the channel from the crap you were apparently watching for at least 5 minutes
- ABadPerson, on 06/26/2009, -3/+39*little
- dissolutionman, on 06/26/2009, -2/+37That's gotta be the most ***** up thing I've ever seen out of Fox News. It's one thing to smear someone when they're alive, it's another thing entirely to do it when their corpse is still warm.
- Feraldr00d, on 06/26/2009, -2/+35"...so I'll say it for them." What a dick!
- DarkShroud, on 06/26/2009, -24/+53I would like to see that. But he won't, that would require him to get off Obama's dick first.
- FTWmovin2canada, on 06/26/2009, -2/+30http://instantrimshot.com/
- lewystud, on 06/26/2009, -0/+27MJ was so torn up over Obama's plan to...his heart just couldn't take it
- inactive, on 06/26/2009, -0/+26Damn it, I'm a doctor not professional media journalist.
- phatboye, on 06/26/2009, -0/+25Ed Mcmahon
- Niacin, on 06/26/2009, -10/+34This comic puts into writing (and crude drawing) *precisely* how I felt when I heard Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett died.
How about Neda--you know, the Iranian protester that was shot and killed? She may not have invented the moonwalk or been a 60's sex symbol, but at least she lived a purposeful life to the very end. Celebrities get enough undue attention when they're alive, can't we at least TRY and abandon our paparazzi psyche once they're dead? - MrAsher, on 06/26/2009, -0/+24He's still dead Jim....
- dtfinch, on 06/26/2009, -0/+23The Dow gained 172.54 points today.
- theseaweedking, on 06/26/2009, -0/+23I don't think changing the channel would worry someone with a broken television.
- Myonosken, on 06/26/2009, -0/+22Clicking the mouse next to a mic/ getting the click sound from IE URLs live on air
- HEAVYisSPY, on 06/26/2009, -1/+21or how about the other people that have died during the protests? Neda is just more attractive than they are. Perhaps you're guilty of the same thing.
- radialturkey, on 06/26/2009, -0/+20That's dangerous thinking, there..
- Hallucinogenic, on 06/26/2009, -0/+20Yes.
- jmoh, on 06/26/2009, -7/+26As an Obama supporter...that was hilarious.
- pagno, on 06/26/2009, -0/+18--and read by someone with even less humor than the author.
Actually, its slamming mass media, in general, for how they spend days reporting on dead celebrities, instead of doing actual work. Like, reporting the news. - inactive, on 06/26/2009, -4/+21for those of you who have ADD - right to the really truly offensive part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4XWbuJjJGU#t=2m30s - b1kerguy, on 06/26/2009, -0/+17that's pitiful!
you watched it for a full 5 min? - Archer007, on 06/26/2009, -0/+17He "failed" at suicide? Wow FOX o.0
- ApokalypseNow, on 06/26/2009, -0/+17White woman (D) dies. Oh, and Farah Fawcett too.
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