48 Comments
- MarkMontoya, on 10/21/2009, -1/+34This article borders between Smurftastic and Smurfarific.
- Xaevier, on 10/21/2009, -0/+20I wonder if alchemist smurf has a mechanical leg/arm...
- RachelJTM, on 10/21/2009, -0/+19how did they decide on three apples tall? and what kind of apples?
- wbrns, on 10/21/2009, -0/+12And yet nothing about Azrael.
- ssquared22, on 10/21/2009, -0/+12No smurfing way. It's un-smurfing-believable.
- bsonline, on 10/22/2009, -0/+10I'm sure they are taller than 3 Gala, but probably shorter than 3 Granny Smith.
- Ziriux, on 10/21/2009, -0/+9- They all pulled a train on her.
- mklopez, on 10/21/2009, -0/+8Smurfed because of Smurfette
- shlebede, on 10/22/2009, -0/+6It is a French expression. "Être haut comme trois pommes" means "To be as tall as three apples", or to be really short.
- kylescousin, on 10/21/2009, -1/+7I smurfed my smurfs off!
- asgardshill, on 10/22/2009, -1/+6Smurfette has a vag the size of the Holland Tunnel. Better believe it.
- SuperCujo, on 10/22/2009, -0/+5Neither does measuring things in feet.
- dublea2, on 10/22/2009, -0/+4Google, Full Metal Alchemist.
- Kruse, on 10/22/2009, -0/+4I'm gonna smurf.
- cloneenolc, on 10/22/2009, -0/+4#7 Is wrong... Lazy Smurf was bitten by a purple fly and became "rabid." This continued as he passed this "epidemic" on the the other smurfs by biting their tails.
"GaNAaap!" or some would argue panic backwards as well "caNAP." - dublea2, on 10/22/2009, -0/+4I wonder if he has to follow equivalent exchange? Maybe he has the philosophers stone and blue was his true color?
- Sacrifice, on 10/22/2009, -0/+3The purple smurf entry is incorrect, that screen grab is from my favorite smurf episode: The Purple Smurfs. A smurf is bitten by a purple bee and basically turns into a purple zombie smurf which in turn infects almost all the other smurfs. I think this episode is responsible for my later liking of zombie movies.
Here is the actual episode: http://www.livevideo.com/video/WILDCAT/3C6E395905B ...
Someone even made a 28 Days Later spoof from it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oYAju4WI90 - sgtbutterscotch, on 10/22/2009, -0/+3I'm curious as to how far down the list you got before you decided to comment.
It's kind of funny though, I was expecting to see that on the list, and I was going to be like, ha! I knew that one! - samsmile, on 10/22/2009, -1/+4The Purple Smurf was originally black, I think:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Smurfs
and this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xomiele/3924525293 - losangelesdj, on 10/22/2009, -0/+3Gargamel was a tweeker. His eyes and teeth show the signs
- AraleNorimaki, on 10/22/2009, -0/+2What color are smurfs when you choke them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPCGCz2MaY - firebhaal, on 10/22/2009, -0/+2I have $100 dollars on this article being found through browsing maximumpc top 50 hidden websites
- WhoDoneIt, on 10/22/2009, -2/+4Why does Smurfette recycle?
Because she has a blue box. - bsonline, on 10/22/2009, -0/+2That was smurfy.
- rwbrinso, on 10/22/2009, -0/+2I would totally smurf my smurf like it owes me smurf to Smurfette.
- Latigoliath, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1The Smurfs are an obvious result of drug consumption:
'...he had one of those momentary lapses of vocabulary that we all experience from time to time – he couldn’t remember the word for “salt” ' - jamshid, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_next-9-childr ... #11: Smurfette was a total and unapologetic whore
#12: It isn't a Smurfgalitarian Smurftopia, it's a Smurftatorship, so you know that Papa Smurf cuts in line to get an extra turn whenever the hell he wants. - Ruqsaq, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1Smurf Island at Carowinds was the best... good times! Anyone on Digg from NC remember that?
- astrotrain, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1and don't forget the Smurfs video game published by Coleco (for your Atari 2600 and Colecovision)...http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/40/11888-smur ...
- Kidddrunkadelic, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1Thought he was a shroom-head.
- SuperCujo, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1The Smurfs?
- sanman, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1don't forget that little red rabbi of theirs
the smurf village was some kind of collective farm, like a kibbutz - Kidddrunkadelic, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1Papa Smurf = Karl Marx
- MuntediusBiffon, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1Ah smurfette... My first ever hard on.
I'd totally line up to gangsmurf that in her smurf hole. - sanman, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1Laa laa lala laa laaa, laa lala laa laaa
who invented that infernal tune? - MasterOfSmurfs, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1#11 Master Of Smurfs is not a character is the smurfs...
- FrigginRandom, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1smurfalicious
- nogChoco, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1la laa lala la laaa, laa lala la laa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU - mattwalton56, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1Smurf yeah!
- antdude, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1♪ La la la la la la la ... ♪
- dougd3345, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1You mean they smurfed a smurf on her
- TheFhiz, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1According to the article, smurfs are three apples tall. Measuring things in apples doesn't sound like a very practical system.
- RonADiSH, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1thats a big cat
- Sacrifice, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1That is true in the original french comic. In the cartoon version they were made purple to avoid any "racial connotations".
- samsmile, on 10/22/2009, -0/+0There is also some controversy surrounding The Last Supper:
http://digg.com/d315nyN - blasteker, on 10/22/2009, -1/+1Wellll my school set the record for most people dressed as waldo AND as ninja turtles!
- Thedaymusicdied, on 10/22/2009, -3/+3Alchemy has nothing to do with mechanics...
- Chairboy, on 10/22/2009, -10/+3They're also an allegory for Communism.
http://www.angelfire.com/mo/potatofarm/smurf.html
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.sht ...
http://www.out-law.com/page-5427
etc



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