You suck at photoshop part 4 watch!
mydamnchannel.com — This episode brought to you again by Donnie, is about paths and masks. Have fun and learn a thing or two.
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- craineum, on 01/26/2008, -3/+290"You've only been using $75 worth of Photoshop" Fricken' classic... Only Donnie...
- DirkBelig, on 01/26/2008, -4/+23These are so much better than all those speed-painting videos that teach nothing. Learning can be fun!
- theradical, on 01/26/2008, -18/+2From the video: "You suck IT photoshop"?
How about you suck at proof reading.- abandonedhero, on 01/26/2008, -1/+13Go watch the other videos, you'll see why it looks wrong. He screws up each video title on purpose.
- catwoman2970, on 01/26/2008, -1/+5what's with you lame-o people quoting the damn articles on this site. post a real comment.
- userChris, on 01/26/2008, -1/+3Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology holds all the rights to "infinite sorrow, depression, and dispair(TM)" Jan-25-08
A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?
- userChris, on 01/26/2008, -1/+3Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology holds all the rights to "infinite sorrow, depression, and dispair(TM)" Jan-25-08
- craineum, on 01/26/2008, -0/+343BTW, the ebay posting: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item ...
- unearth, on 01/26/2008, -2/+94Q: What is the ring made out of? is it Gold or gold plated?
A: 4.2 grams of 14k solid gold. Shame-plated. - Conway, on 01/26/2008, -0/+36Wow! It's up to $251! Looks like Donnie is going to be paid!
- psg188, on 01/26/2008, -0/+14Over $650 now. Reminds me when Jeremy (PurePwnage) posted his hair that sold for $4,200.
I'm interested in seeing how high it goes. - Beowulf2112, on 01/26/2008, -0/+13Digg is good for the economy
- craineum, on 01/26/2008, -1/+7when I first found the auction, it was at .99, with 7 views... oh how times have changed.
- psg188, on 01/26/2008, -0/+14Over $650 now. Reminds me when Jeremy (PurePwnage) posted his hair that sold for $4,200.
- DarkSamus, on 01/26/2008, -1/+59the Q&A section at the bottom is priceless
- blazes816, on 01/26/2008, -0/+27I take it the canceling mission failed.
- Rockmaninoff, on 01/26/2008, -0/+34That was the first thing I searched for after watching this, too.
- Soave, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11What else would you have possibly searched for?
- westkoast, on 01/26/2008, -0/+99Q: How can I be assured my sorrows will be infinite? Jan-25-08
A: If, at the end of eternity, you are starting to feel less sorrowful, you can have your money back.
Classic - wukillabee, on 01/26/2008, -107/+1wow how lame, im gonna make an unfunny video and post it on digg and make 350 dollars on ebay all at the same time..
BUREID AS SPAM!!!- EmitStop, on 01/26/2008, -20/+74Buried as *****.
- mastahack, on 01/26/2008, -2/+40Q: do you ship to Canada?
A: canada's the one with hockey right? - cyroxos, on 01/26/2008, -3/+9Whats the deal with all the bidders, they all have a similar name format x***x, perhaps its an inside job?
- perral1, on 01/26/2008, -0/+8That's how ebay formats bidders names now. At least, in certain cases. I can't remember if it depends on whether or not your logged in, or if it's just always like that, or that the seller chooses whether or not to make it like that, or whatever.
- cburdett, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5To help keep the eBay community safe, enhance bidder privacy, and protect our members from fraudulent emails, only you and the seller of the item can view your User ID in bid history. Other members will see anonymous names, such as x***y.
- Rekzai, on 01/26/2008, -0/+61Q: How long will it take for the Infinite Sorrow to take effect? Jan-25-08
A: On about the third day of the honeymoon when she decides to talk a walk on the beach by herself and comes back smelling like diving instructor.
I lolled my pants off - phantasyhero, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11660 dollars now.
I wonder if this ring is actually real.- astrosmash, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1Totally real.
- theRIAA, on 01/26/2008, -0/+115"Q: Does your wife come with the ring? Jan-25-08
A: My wife never came at all." - SniperZero, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4lol... no postage insurance offered ?
- mikesbaker, on 01/26/2008, -1/+15Q: If I buy this ring from you, will you promise to use the money to get therapy? You seriously lack what Carl Jung called "self actualization." Jan-25-08
A: I'd rather use the money to explore what Jung called the "unconscious realm." Or what I call "a three-day bender."
awesome Benders FTW! - Scratkiller, on 01/26/2008, -0/+23Q: Hi, what size and grade of gold is this ring? Who is the designer? Also why are there so many strange and irrelevant questions on this? Jan-25-08
A: Seriously? Maybe you should just back out of the room slowly.
LOL! - scoutxxor, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1i cant stop laughing, thats so awesome
- Tophillious, on 01/26/2008, -0/+7Omg, $750 :O
- llamagorama, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1Well congrats to this guy, making a ton of money off of it.
- timusca, on 01/29/2008, -0/+4Looks like it was pulled. Here's the Google cache:
http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:FqWe_pNIUDAJ: ...
- unearth, on 01/26/2008, -2/+94Q: What is the ring made out of? is it Gold or gold plated?
- GIMAD2008, on 01/26/2008, -0/+43I use probably 8 bucks worth myself most of the time (LOL), or at least is seems that way.
- lyziwyg, on 01/26/2008, -2/+160BABY MAKING MAN BATTER!!! Wow haven't heard that before. This series is so good. He makes bitterness, self loathing, and rage educational and funny. Also I love his online gamer friends.
- BuddyChrist, on 01/26/2008, -6/+3He sounds like Jay. (from almost any Kevin Smith movie)
- mrfunktastic, on 01/26/2008, -4/+4He sounds a lot more like David Cross.
- biometricks, on 01/26/2008, -1/+20I think he sounds like Dane Cook.
- shagg187, on 01/26/2008, -4/+14Something tells me that it is Dane Cook. I know Dane's material and the way this "Donnie" is talking, either he is a huge fan of Dane (his pictures are in the other tutorials and even though he renamed it douchebag, i think its for jokes and lulz) or it's Dane himself.
- kcmedic, on 01/26/2008, -0/+9He's like the anti-Bob Ross for Photoshop.
- BuddyChrist, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1I know "Donnie" sounds like Dane Cook. The voice he does for the online gamer friend sounds like Jay.
- skoles, on 01/26/2008, -2/+17You may also like the term "throat yogurt".
- BuddyChrist, on 01/26/2008, -6/+3He sounds like Jay. (from almost any Kevin Smith movie)
- zappa717, on 01/26/2008, -15/+3OMG. That is so funny.
- banido, on 01/26/2008, -2/+155"Ring of Infinite Sorrows", dugg.
- stackered, on 01/26/2008, -1/+2Hes funny sometimes but he tries WAY too hard with the self-loathing at this point. First couple were better. Still worth watching. Just tellin' it how it is.
- PappyPapillon, on 01/26/2008, -1/+83Those tutorials are hilarious.
- gavintlgold, on 01/26/2008, -1/+20The funny part is you actually DO learn from them... It reveals features that (to PS noobs like me) are not immediately apparent.
- cl2yp71c, on 01/26/2008, -0/+73"Clean off some of the dirty shame and unfulfilled dreams..."
and
"Baby-making-man-gravy"
Pure gold. - mfratz, on 01/26/2008, -0/+27If I had any money, I'd bid on that ring.
- santa7, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1It looks like he lives 15 minutes from me, I should go over to his house and steal it
- CTK14A, on 01/26/2008, -1/+21Not a bad deal... "Start auction bidding at $0.99"
- markperia, on 01/26/2008, -0/+8At the time of this post its at US $676.66.
Good for him though. He's pure comic genius. - mchugh22, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3http://cgi.ebay.com/Ring-of-Infinite-Sorrows_W0QQi ...
hes gonna make some serious money
- markperia, on 01/26/2008, -0/+8At the time of this post its at US $676.66.
- liah, on 01/26/2008, -3/+7Poor Donnie. :p
- darlyn, on 01/26/2008, -5/+43Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNfBF2xvhaE
- MutatedNantuko, on 01/26/2008, -0/+163I like how he's getting marriage counseling from a world of warcraft guildmate.
- jonmlm, on 01/26/2008, -23/+5that's not dane cook, is it? seems like it might be, but i can't find any confirmation.
- aroundtown, on 01/26/2008, -17/+2did you see episode 2? that's the inside joke, they pretty much give it away and make you think hard about it, fairly certain its him... "Donnie" "Dane"....
- EmitStop, on 01/26/2008, -2/+30Why would Dane Cook be giving out photoshop tutorials?
- mrfunktastic, on 01/26/2008, -10/+4He sounds like David Cross.
- richIsBored, on 01/26/2008, -1/+7Maybe it's Dane Cook ripping jokes off David Cross.
- mrfunktastic, on 01/26/2008, -10/+4He sounds like David Cross.
- EmitStop, on 01/26/2008, -2/+30Why would Dane Cook be giving out photoshop tutorials?
- Moemar26, on 01/26/2008, -1/+10Some of the subtleties of his voice definitely make him sound like Dane Cook.. but at the same time it doesnt really seem like his type of humor... Maybe a mix of Dane Cook and David Cross (also had a donnie character). Its hard to say.
- blackcloud333, on 01/26/2008, -1/+10Dane Cook eats baby-making-man-gravy.
- acdcfanbill, on 01/26/2008, -0/+10If this is Dane Cook, I might have to recant on my sworn testimony that he isn't funny.
- Lewie, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3I'm in the same boat as you.
- IllBeBack, on 01/26/2008, -3/+3No, it is not Dane Cook.
- moofer, on 01/26/2008, -1/+4yes it is
- Ataxia2008, on 01/26/2008, -1/+7[citation needed]
- moofer, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1Show me proof it isn't. All that's out there are forum posts - and there are a lot more saying it is Cook, than isn't.
- Ataxia2008, on 01/26/2008, -1/+7[citation needed]
- moofer, on 01/26/2008, -1/+4yes it is
- Malovech, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2Yes it is, in the second episode they show a bunch of shots of Adobe Bridge and all the pictures are of Dane Cook. Each picture has some ridiculous comment under it, making fun of Dane Cook. You can also tell it's Dane Cook, because now the jokes are starting to get repetitive and not funny.
- aroundtown, on 01/26/2008, -17/+2did you see episode 2? that's the inside joke, they pretty much give it away and make you think hard about it, fairly certain its him... "Donnie" "Dane"....
- Shambla, on 01/26/2008, -1/+70I thought that ring wouldn't come off due to a deep commitment and spite?
- kevyn, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1His friend clearly had a better agenda for it
- Landeyda, on 01/26/2008, -3/+32I don't know what I just watched, but I love it.
- SickBoy, on 01/26/2008, -17/+1This episode is in memory of Donnie, who sprained his vagina during its making.
- xb00t, on 01/26/2008, -0/+27The eBay questions/answers about the auction are brilliant. Donnie you the man!
http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQu ...- fugazi, on 01/26/2008, -1/+10For those of us that refuse to sign up for ebay can someone give a link to pastebin or something?
- xb00t, on 01/26/2008, -0/+17I don't see why you might refuse to sign up to ebay but here you go - http://pastebin.com/f13721164
;) - ep53, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1Theres like 6 pages of questions and replys lol.
- BTConan, on 01/26/2008, -2/+4"Q: Does your wife come with the ring? A: My wife never came at all." lol
- SebG, on 01/26/2008, -6/+1Well done, well done.
I love it - messs, on 01/26/2008, -14/+7Why do a ton of pages, lately, need javascript to load basic ***** content. I'm really sick of ***** designs. Javascript to display an image! GRRREAT IDEA TED! Promotion for you!
/rant- DivisibleByZero, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5I think they enforce it because their ads require javascript. Course that really jsut means the advertisers need to wise up and make ads that actually work without JS...
- bxblox, on 01/26/2008, -1/+7its only javascript...
- Terra21, on 01/26/2008, -0/+38Dugg for filename "ring_of_infinite_sorrows.jpg"
- wukillabee, on 01/26/2008, -17/+3m
- Dan11023, on 01/26/2008, -4/+19m
- sammypai, on 01/26/2008, -3/+19m
- hungryduck, on 01/26/2008, -2/+17m
- EmitStop, on 01/26/2008, -2/+18m
- Gogogo111, on 01/26/2008, -16/+2c-c-c-combo breaker!
- nksoccer13, on 01/26/2008, -11/+6'kay
- BTConan, on 01/26/2008, -7/+1....toasty.
(Yes, I'm hungry)
- hungryduck, on 01/26/2008, -2/+17m
- sammypai, on 01/26/2008, -3/+19m
- Dan11023, on 01/26/2008, -4/+19m
- j138abstract, on 01/26/2008, -2/+21This beats the hell out of Lynda.com
- Jzillarock, on 01/26/2008, -7/+1lol
- BonnieSituation, on 01/26/2008, -1/+5Almost ***** myself...man gravy for gods sake
- p3rky, on 01/26/2008, -5/+1Fantastic video!
- ltkerr0r, on 01/26/2008, -14/+5The whole marriage thing feels like it's getting a little old after 3 episodes. "I'm making an auction" "In Orgrimmar?" Best line.
- fugazi, on 01/26/2008, -0/+19Well what did you expect his problems to disappear after each episode?
- goldenratiophi, on 01/26/2008, -2/+8I'm proud to suck at photoshop!
- sgentry6, on 01/26/2008, -2/+39I don't care if this was an elaborate plan to increase the auction. This series is great.
- SmilinBob82, on 01/26/2008, -3/+1HAH, never watched any of these before, but I found it quite entertaining. If I used photoshop, I'm sure it'd be educational as well.
- arcooke, on 01/26/2008, -1/+33"Strap on your stupid"... that's gold.
- 5teady, on 01/26/2008, -15/+1I can't find that ring on ebay! Someone help!
- tacom8, on 01/26/2008, -0/+26really? you couldn't find it from the 2nd post and yet you were able to find the "submit comment" button at the bottom... fascinating
- Dotnetsky, on 01/26/2008, -2/+6Classic *****. Memorable.
- ruddy, on 01/26/2008, -5/+36look at the q&a from the bid
Q: Are there any engravings on the ring? Also, do you ship to canada? Jan-25-08
A: Canada's the one with hockey, right?
Q: I know this may seem a bit odd of a question, but, ahem, will the ring fit around a certain "personal" part of the body? Jan-25-08
A: It will on yours.
Q: I think my life is similar to yours. Heres my marriage certificate, ring, and cat in another vanagon. http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4864/amlx...mor ...
A: Awesome. http://www.helpthehomelessdc.org
Q: Did you meet up with your friend ingame? I heard he was waiting up for you. Jan-25-08
A: I bailed. He fished in Booty Bay all night.
Q: Does the ring of sorrow have any other special powers? Jan-25-08
A: Isn't spirit-crushing soul domination enough? Shah. - INTERNETMASTER, on 01/26/2008, -6/+1haha, best one so far
- ar0ne, on 01/26/2008, -9/+4LMAO ... i love it...
Q: Are there any engravings on the ring? Also, do you ship to canada? Jan-25-08
A: Canada's the one with hockey, right? - anagoge, on 01/26/2008, -1/+63From the Ebay questions:
Q: If I wanted to get it inscribed to say,"you ruined my life" do you think it would fit? (I will be using a 9 point elvish font type)
A: Use 7 point Arial Condensed and you can get it to say "You ruined my life and I want my laserdisc copy of 'Labyrinth' back , please." - optimusprime01, on 01/26/2008, -8/+3Nice. A new approach to video tutorials.
- TroHax, on 01/26/2008, -6/+1Awesome
- jessetessej, on 01/26/2008, -2/+6Awesome. I love this guy's story with the wife and all. I will watch these until the end of time. LOL Man Batter.
- sushi1111, on 01/26/2008, -7/+18Too funny... another cat, marriage certificate and vanagon:
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4864/amlxv0.jpg- Subriot, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5I don't understand why you're getting dug down, I guess some people didn't watch the other 3 vids.
- cdemi, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1no i guess everybody read the questions on the ebay auction
- DigDugDigger, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1Is it common to call it a vanagon? I've never heard it before... "Donnie".
- UrlorJkron, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2Thats the name VW puts on them.
- Subriot, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5I don't understand why you're getting dug down, I guess some people didn't watch the other 3 vids.
- pcore, on 01/26/2008, -11/+1The best part was the best. "I WANT TO CANCEL IT!"
- bagelmaster, on 01/26/2008, -4/+2Really? I heard the worst part was the worst.
- Dan11023, on 01/26/2008, -9/+4DONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- wwwdot1jesdotus, on 01/26/2008, -15/+2The title on the video says "You suck it, Photoshop".
Maybe it should be called "You suck at typing".- mrmacky, on 01/26/2008, -0/+6If you haven't watched the other videos, he misspelled it in number one, and I believe number three as well. So it can be assumed that he is misspelling it on purpose.
- Decay57, on 01/26/2008, -0/+6In the third it says "Photardshop" and the first it says "Sucjk"
- LanceUppercut, on 01/26/2008, -14/+8Very nicely done. To be honest, i'd be surprised if Dane Cook lived in Covington KY(the auction location). Whoever this guy is, he is right across the river from me. That's right, I live in Cincinnati, and thus deserve to be digged down to oblivion.
- sfcaptainrob, on 01/26/2008, -1/+6no problem.
- pe5t1lence, on 01/26/2008, -2/+1Weg?
- IllBeBack, on 01/26/2008, -2/+1It's not Dane Cook. Why does everyone keep saying that? Dane Cook sounds very different from this guy.
- Malovech, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2Because it is? In the second episode he shows some shots from Adobe Bridge with only pictures of Dane Cook and silly comments under each. It is definitely Dane Cook.
- reva, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1I doubt Dane Cook knows photoshop. I'm still hoping each of the 4 parts was leading up to selling this ring.
- Malovech, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2Because it is? In the second episode he shows some shots from Adobe Bridge with only pictures of Dane Cook and silly comments under each. It is definitely Dane Cook.
- rexykik, on 01/26/2008, -1/+0Dane cook is ***** stupid.
- Ouchimoo, on 01/26/2008, -2/+4wow that is the best photoshop tutorial I have ever seen!
- gameradam, on 01/26/2008, -7/+1Going for US $335.66, not bad Donnie
- anchorman, on 01/26/2008, -3/+38You've only used like... $75 worth of Photoshop. Great line!
- BobTheTaco, on 01/26/2008, -4/+2Dugg for baby making man batter.
- Tyrghast, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1gracy you dumbass, clean ouy your ears
- Tyrghast, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2gravy my dumbass keyboard is evil
- Tyrghast, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1gracy you dumbass, clean ouy your ears
- urik88, on 01/26/2008, -1/+2What software did he use to record / edit?
The zoom effect is great!- Awspire, on 01/26/2008, -5/+2I was going to say Camtasia Studio 5 with thier smart focus functionality, though thats a Windows application, and it looks as if he's using a MAC. I've never owned a MAC, so I have no clue as to how he's screen capturing.
If you wanna check out Camtasia Studio 5 then heres thier link: http://www.techsmith.com/camtasia.asp- Lane, on 01/26/2008, -3/+1In one of the ebay questions he mentionss camtasia studio. He is using a mac though. not the use of the "command key"
- bjtitus, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1Really? The use of OS X might give you a pretty big hint on that one...
- Lane, on 01/26/2008, -3/+1In one of the ebay questions he mentionss camtasia studio. He is using a mac though. not the use of the "command key"
- Shaderone, on 01/26/2008, -1/+12Don't you think he's gone through enough grief? Don't force him to make a "You Suck at Premier Pro" video series...
- tmracerx, on 01/26/2008, -1/+1HA!
- aszymczyk, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1As far as the recording program I'm not sure, but the zoom effect was probably just done in Final Cut Pro after he had recorded it.
- DestroyFascism, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1Mebbe its http://jahshaka.org/
- LoganT, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2I'm pretty sure all of you guys are wrong. What most people use to record on the Mac:
iShowU-http://www.shinywhitebox.com/home/home.html
The "zoom effect" is not done in post. It's done during the video. On a Mac if you hold down Control, you can zoom in and out of Mac OSX using the scroll ball on a mouse.
- Awspire, on 01/26/2008, -5/+2I was going to say Camtasia Studio 5 with thier smart focus functionality, though thats a Windows application, and it looks as if he's using a MAC. I've never owned a MAC, so I have no clue as to how he's screen capturing.
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