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- lxplicit, on 08/02/2009, -12/+1159Without Guitar and With Guitar
- allothersnsused, on 08/03/2009, -5/+1010Ohh I get it: By playing guitar on the side, he can now afford a cheap hooker.
- Joshislong, on 08/03/2009, -8/+904Imagine if he had on a 3 wolf moon shirt too!
- Rell812, on 08/02/2009, -29/+636anyone who plays guitar can attest that this is not a realistic situation at all. And people who play guitars at parties are thought to be giant douchebags because they are.
- FLDEALS, on 08/03/2009, -2/+343With spellcheck, without spellcheck.
- Harboggles, on 08/03/2009, -1/+283http://www.explosm.net/comics/897/
- iPadraic, on 08/03/2009, -0/+225I see a guitar didn't get him a better car..
- abadonn, on 08/03/2009, -0/+188http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904510
- ShutItDown, on 08/03/2009, -4/+191Your title is wonderiful!
- laofmoonster, on 08/03/2009, -4/+186With flash and without flash:
http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad334/laofmoons ... - crocodial, on 08/03/2009, -1/+155if he had a 3 wolf moon shirt on he would obviously have no need for the guitar. he would also be leaning against some suped up muscle car (also adorned with the 3 wolf moon logo) and be fighting off the women, not clinging to them.
- GregFD3S, on 08/03/2009, -7/+129I accidentally the whole title.
- ShutItDown, on 08/03/2009, -3/+124Plus, the ones that play at parties can't play for *****.
- Krumpenstein, on 08/03/2009, -1/+105We prefer "bargain companion", "discount confidant" or "budget priced associate".
- arthursk, on 08/03/2009, -1/+104*withiout
- 4321234, on 08/03/2009, -1/+95I DON'T NEED A GUITAR. I'VE GOT CAPS LOCK!!!!
- dscan, on 08/03/2009, -3/+89FREEBIRD!
- GuitarDood, on 08/03/2009, -3/+87Bet you'd like em if they attracted guys.
- superc0w, on 08/02/2009, -4/+83You, my friend, do not play guitar then....
- sjbdallas, on 08/03/2009, -7/+78Must.....buy......more......guitars.
- Doodlepen, on 08/03/2009, -5/+74This is old....I think my dad fwd: fwd: fwd: it to me in 1998
- christoast, on 08/03/2009, -3/+63this works in reverse if you say "With internet connection" "Without internet connection"
- Wisgary, on 08/03/2009, -5/+59This submission sucks.
- kjones555, on 08/03/2009, -9/+58This doesn't work in the black community. You're more likely to get a "Shawtay, wut da?" if you're seen out in public with a guitar.
- niCK1010, on 08/03/2009, -1/+48Agreed Rell812. Even if they are good it usually comes down to everyone asking if they know how to play "that one song". Bleh.
- urik88, on 08/03/2009, -1/+46Sadly, that's a huge myth. I'm a living proof of it :(
- lulutv, on 08/03/2009, -0/+44"I gave my love a cherrrryyyy that had no stone! I gave my love a chicken tha-"
SMASH! - booyahbitch, on 08/03/2009, -0/+44That is pretty old man...but still funny.
- Playr159, on 08/03/2009, -0/+43is much funnier than this submission
- eyepatch100, on 08/03/2009, -1/+44Deep down, everyone is somebody's slutty sister...
- inactive, on 08/03/2009, -0/+40What about a 3 wolf moon paint job on the actual guitar?
- clyentnine, on 08/03/2009, -0/+40Without Sister and With Sister
- bliz20, on 08/03/2009, -0/+39like the skit in the Chappelle show where John Mayer was playing in a black barber shop.
"AYO! SHUT THE ***** UP!!" - CptCulpepper, on 08/03/2009, -6/+44Nope I'm pretty sure they're just douchebags
- catvllvs, on 08/03/2009, -2/+39My dad faxed it to me
- Tddupre, on 08/03/2009, -8/+45This one is way better
http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_ ... - tidu, on 08/03/2009, -8/+45One isn't supposed to vote GOP.
dumbass - tippmann1, on 08/03/2009, -2/+38my dad sent this to me using chemical signals while we were single cell organisms living in a primordial soup
- DaviDTC, on 08/03/2009, -0/+35With no friends 1 digg. With 205 friends front page. Blind digging friends can make a difference in your submissions.
- WNW3, on 08/03/2009, -0/+34Here's the thing though, is your wife easy? Because the point of playing guitar is not to get chicks, it's to get EASY chicks.
- BigVi, on 08/03/2009, -4/+38Should have had a guitar hero controller in the left pic.
- themerrymaker, on 08/03/2009, -2/+35HHmmmm, the problem here is not that people that play guitar at parties at douches. It's that the people at your parties are douches and we're unfortunately given access to something that draws attention to them. Sounds like everyone wants a taliban style ban on impromptu music with friends. What the hell happen to some old school fun with probably bad guitar and singing? God damned kids these days need to loosen the hell up.
- ricerER, on 08/03/2009, -2/+34And with the money he saves, he can get car insurance with Geico.
- TBBucs, on 08/03/2009, -0/+30And don't forget that only about 20% of the people who "play guitar" can actually "play guitar".
- SACubeMonkey, on 08/03/2009, -0/+30With Spelling and Withiout Spelling
- eric1071, on 08/03/2009, -0/+28Easy, Baby Steps, 1 miracle at a time.
- booyahbitch, on 08/03/2009, -3/+31My Dad actually drew it for me...
- CoreyTamas, on 08/03/2009, -6/+33As a guy who has been playing guitar for 25 years, let me tell you: It doesn't exactly work like that. :)
- stinkybinky, on 08/03/2009, -0/+27or goats.
goat *****. - thelostviking22, on 08/03/2009, -4/+31well that depends, corey. if you're willing to subject yourself (and your pride) to playing virtually anything on the pop charts, for example: good charlotte, blink 182 (yes i know they're old), or even "your body is a wonderland" then yes, it would work like that.
but if you happen to be a player who cares about their skill level, what styles they play, how well they play them (like myself, and i'm sure you as well) theeen no, haha, it doesn't. -
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