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- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -3/+593ahh i see! you are using her as a desk so you don't have to put the laptop on your lap! clever
- paulieslim, on 09/18/2008, -1/+332don't female stick figures wear a dress?
- badtzmartin, on 09/17/2008, -0/+300Good luck with that...
- billbugger, on 09/17/2008, -1/+256Be careful what you wish for.
- OneOfNone, on 09/18/2008, -2/+224I picture the sign owner as one VERY fed up guy ("John, you are soo good with computers! Can you help my GF's sister's coworker with this?"). If this sign forces such visitors to fvck off, this is a favor alright.
- zantos420, on 09/18/2008, -0/+205and then while you stood in awkward silence thinking of what to say she finished checking her account and left. you watched all dogs goto heaven and cried.
- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -12/+201I saw a sign like that when i was in college. I stole it, wrote my number on it, and hung it on the wall down the hall from this chick I knew that I totally wanted to bone. Then I snuck into her room and flashed her BIOS with a bunk file and waited.
It was only a matter of seconds before she was ringing my cell asking if she could check her myspace.
I said yes. - inactive, on 09/18/2008, -1/+186obvious answer: "not while they're sucking me off"
- BTallack, on 09/18/2008, -9/+135This is Safe For Work? Sounds like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
- tendonut, on 09/18/2008, -0/+93Will you fix my computer?
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/tendonut13 ... - abrasion, on 09/18/2008, -3/+96Dude chubby chicks give fantastic head, their mouths are softer (I'm not even joking)
- mnemy, on 09/17/2008, -3/+89Wish I had that sign for dorm year...
- NotOptium, on 09/18/2008, -4/+82That's because you're an old man pretending to be a chick.
- calenerd, on 09/18/2008, -0/+77"Females only"
I think he might've gotten some requests from male before he put that up. - inactive, on 09/18/2008, -0/+76Is that a white lie? Cos you're giving me hope. :D
- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -3/+77It's no white lie. That ***** is the swear-to-christ truth. All you need is a sharpie and a hot chick with a 1.5" floppy slot..
.. but that's what she said!
Amirite? - sadisticmind, on 09/18/2008, -0/+72No! because of all the computers he could have fixed. duhh. head from women? ha! fag
- doctordbx, on 09/18/2008, -1/+73"I also knit and make a kick ass curry."
I'm so hot for you right now. - Armagetto, on 09/18/2008, -0/+71There was a news article going around 2 or so years ago about a guy who was doing this on Craigslist and he was actually getting takers. All I remember is that he said something at one point to the effect of "if it's a 5 minute fix or something simple I won't charge, but if I spend a half hour on it I'd at least like a blow job..."
- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -0/+67Syntax Error: Too much *****.
- yohojones, on 09/18/2008, -1/+67If only it wasn't my family and mother-in-law asking for computer help all the time.
- ZombieSociety, on 09/18/2008, -1/+66Yeah because they've tenderized their flesh by shoving excessive amounts of food into them.
- Melancholiatic, on 09/18/2008, -0/+64...what.
- doshindude, on 09/18/2008, -0/+64I think "flashed her BIOS with a bunk file and waited" was more of an innuendo.
- vat0r, on 09/18/2008, -0/+64More like a "money shot guarantee".
- Gollywomp, on 09/18/2008, -0/+57That is pretty sneaky...
and really creepy. - Pirataholic, on 09/18/2008, -0/+56I'm submitting my craigslist ad now....
- paulieslim, on 09/18/2008, -1/+56that's no laptop.
- jeenyus2004, on 09/18/2008, -0/+55An innuendo for date rape?
- Jeepy, on 09/18/2008, -6/+58Females Only? Way to alienate your client base so not a smart business model.
- xXDanteXx, on 09/18/2008, -0/+52"she could check her myspace"
was that meant to be a double innuendo? - kateweb, on 09/18/2008, -1/+47well why don't you do some ***** leg work, i'm no old man just a chick who knows how to do more then turn on a ***** computer , I also knit and make a kick ass curry.
- Nintendesert, on 09/18/2008, -2/+48I don't understand, does the penis go in the mouth?
- kateweb, on 09/18/2008, -0/+45I'm a chick and I'm not offended.
- bradhart2, on 09/18/2008, -2/+46yeah they don't even worry about how many calories are in cum...
- joseguia, on 09/18/2008, -0/+43Need your computer fixed?
=) - Tarnum, on 09/18/2008, -3/+44"Her"? I see no female.
- KingGorilla, on 09/18/2008, -0/+40It's a backtop
- friz, on 09/18/2008, -9/+47Why is the picture of the girl kind of chubby? If you're going to advertise, might as well be specific and picky.
- MiDri, on 09/18/2008, -1/+39I cry every time I watch all dogs go to heaven...
- KaiUno, on 09/18/2008, -0/+38And typing at the same time? What a feat!
- Krpano, on 09/18/2008, -1/+39then you woke up.
- snached, on 09/18/2008, -0/+37I have a super drive for you...
- defy, on 09/18/2008, -0/+36Incoming 50,000 profile views.
- maddonkey, on 09/18/2008, -1/+37yet
- jeenyus2004, on 09/18/2008, -0/+36Yeah that's dude on dude...
- shakebabies, on 09/18/2008, -1/+36because sometimes your mom needs a little lovin' too.
- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -2/+37you can browse my cache anytime
- abrasion, on 09/18/2008, -2/+35I dunno man, she still 'pays' me to 'fix' her 'mac' all the time
'innuendo' 'in' 'quotes' 'here' 'nudge' 'nudge' - georgemason01, on 09/18/2008, -0/+31Your mother-in-law is off limits? Shame.
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