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Why It Sucks to be the Younger Brother [PIC]

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  • rocketman42, on 04/28/2008, -5/+684I knew I had seen this before. Personally, I like the complete picture better.

    http://www.stashy.com/url/6196/teamwork/
  • levitron, on 04/28/2008, -14/+624Or, "Why being an older brother rocks!"
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -9/+219It's not because he's younger, he's adopted.

    And he's got red hair.
  • Brian48216, on 04/28/2008, -2/+150Thanks for putting that link up. At first all I felt was pity.
    Now I just really miss my younger brother....
  • sil3ntmac, on 04/28/2008, -13/+150What are you guys talking about? This is a classic example of the bad influence video games have on kids
    :P
  • thephuckphase, on 04/28/2008, -6/+126why it sucks to be an older brother:
    higher expectations from parents
    first time experience with everyting youll have to learn yourself (going to high school, going to college)
    younger brother tends to be more of a chick magnet
    parents give more leniency and attention to the younger one
    parents give you more of a hard time
  • mentallyinhell, on 04/28/2008, -3/+95Yeah, gingers have no soul.
  • jmpeagle, on 04/28/2008, -4/+95on all fours in a different room
  • Risingashes, on 04/28/2008, -1/+85Now I have 'only child' sadness.
  • farmboymdp, on 04/28/2008, -3/+82Why It Rocks To Have A Brother T_T
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  • Filipp0, on 04/28/2008, -0/+71To MrBabyMan: DON'T ***** DO IT.
  • Claw787, on 04/28/2008, -0/+61After about 5 days, someone's gonna submit the other half to digg anyway.
  • sil3ntmac, on 04/28/2008, -1/+60That better be sarcasm
  • Crazysticks, on 04/28/2008, -0/+47'Why it sucks a little less to be a little brother, when your big brother is not obese'
  • FadieZ, on 04/28/2008, -4/+51Stupid useless sisters...
  • localhost6881, on 04/28/2008, -5/+48she was useful to me last night XD
  • jgtg32a, on 04/28/2008, -0/+43You obviously didn't beat him for no reason enough, the trick is you have to break him.
  • NevaDieENT, on 04/28/2008, -0/+39WTF... how did he get his brother to do that... i'd have to beat mine to a pulp before i could do that!
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -2/+41I cannot improve on that
  • icewolf316, on 04/28/2008, -1/+40I agree with all of the above especially the chick magnet and I am an older brother.
  • AngelX, on 04/28/2008, -0/+34Sometimes... it just doesn't work.
  • ej1oo1, on 04/28/2008, -9/+40I remember those days... full of pain and wedgies.
  • chase47, on 04/28/2008, -2/+32standing works too.
  • dudeguy1234, on 04/28/2008, -1/+30Jesus, do people have to add /sarcasm tags now? He already put :P
  • DiggzDE, on 04/28/2008, -0/+27Actually, they both played the role of video game recliner:

    http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post/7053/Teamwork ...
  • andregriffin, on 04/28/2008, -1/+27That must have been very hard for you to say. Glad you had the courage to come out to us though.
  • asherchang, on 04/28/2008, -9/+32Digg is not 4chan. We don't need /b/-tards here! Bury! Bury!
  • jman583, on 04/28/2008, -1/+23And you never will.
  • MaximusD, on 04/28/2008, -0/+20Yeah, but I'm glad my parents were stricter with me and higher expectations. Doing stuff for the first time and learning yourself is awesome too. For example, I got into awesome music like GNR and AC/DC before my little bro, because I'm older. So I get to be the one with cool music taste who shares it with his brother, even though it's only because I got there first. So most of your list is actually blessings in my book. I love being the older brother. Plus, my nipples are pretty safe, whereas my little brother gets titty twisters on a weekly basis -- even now when he's 21 and I'm 25.
  • TheCasablancan, on 04/28/2008, -0/+19He sees your mistakes and uses them for his gain. Like.. Cylons I suppose.
  • Akaji, on 04/28/2008, -0/+18"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
  • FadieZ, on 04/28/2008, -1/+19You reek of irony.
  • ligyron, on 04/28/2008, -3/+21That's the great thing about the older/younger brother dynamic. Older brother teases/torments younger brother through his entire youth, making him 10x more of a man in the end. I think the brain grows faster or something if you're tested and pushed to your limit every day of your life through early development/puberty

    I used to tease my younger brother to no end growing up, and now he's stronger and wittier than me, and is now one of the funniest and coolest guys I know
  • FadieZ, on 04/28/2008, -2/+20Digg != 4chan
  • threemagic, on 04/28/2008, -1/+19no.. no, you probably don't
  • lovestospooge, on 04/28/2008, -3/+20No. This is Diggchan.
  • dudeguy1234, on 04/28/2008, -2/+19That's What She Said
  • Hoogs, on 04/28/2008, -1/+18wat
    wat
    wat
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -0/+17*****. Older brothers usually have it rough.

    Everytime our 12yr old asses had to deal with your 8 year old asses screaming and breaking all our video games/toys/***** we'd punch you in the shoulder and you'd scream to mom about it and we'd be grounded for a week. Then, while we were locked in our rooms, you'd usurp our things as if they were always yours as we looked on.

    We took up bike routes to pay for that copy of Goldeneye and you poured Coke all over it.

    Your pain lasted only a minute, ours lasted the whole damn week.
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -1/+16Did this just happen twice...?
  • MyExSucks, on 04/28/2008, -1/+15OGC
  • Tamant, on 04/28/2008, -1/+15true to you, sir.
  • anotherjeff, on 04/28/2008, -0/+13HA-HA!
  • chrissku, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12Maybe he did other things to you? Things you can't talk about.........
  • Filipp0, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12He said they would take turns being the bench,,, but when it was his turn, he fled!
    That's how I did it anyway. It's better than beating your brother up, there are no scars, so you can't get in trouble with your parents :)
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12yep, it's the gingervitis
  • inactive, on 04/28/2008, -0/+11Yeah, but you get all the money and all the support and attention and loving too. Trust me, siblings look in envy at the only children. If the only children only knew...

    Remember, most of us older brothers were at one time only children.
  • jb0nd38372, on 04/28/2008, -1/+12No matter how much they try and bury you, the bear will live.
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