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- ichchappycat, on 02/26/2008, -11/+798Please let this go front page... Especially since it's not the original authors Digg account. I'm going to laugh my ass off if this goes front page... Her blog goes front page under someone else's username, on a rant about how she can't get front page action.
- MikeXpop, on 02/26/2008, -6/+482It's that ***** from Gary, Indiana
- Skuzzlbut, on 02/26/2008, -30/+506i have to say - that was one of the funnier blogs I have read in a while
- makkaveli19, on 02/26/2008, -12/+423i can definitely relate, i ***** hate those ***** from gary, indiana.
- itsJALbert, on 02/26/2008, -5/+370"Published on 13/11/06"
They've discovered the secret to the front page... wait a year for people to forget, then submit it again. I'm counting down to All Your Base or Star Wars Kid hitting the front page in '08.... - ElRaval, on 02/26/2008, -10/+355Dude, you're HUGE in upcoming!
- Hermiod, on 02/26/2008, -3/+190I think, of the 30 or so stories I have submitted, I've garnered 30 Diggs (yes, 1 per story - my own!).
I seem to be picking up loads of "fans", but there's no option to send them all a shout in one go. I'm really not going to be sending them each an individual message, I do not bother sending any shouts at all.
Honestly, I don't know why people are becoming my "fans". It's not like I've added anyone to my friends list. I don't have any friends here. - ferggo, on 02/26/2008, -0/+146The irony is that it was written in 2006 and it's suddenly front-paged... now?
- diblasio, on 02/26/2008, -2/+147Screw you Mr. Babyman!
- Zipp425, on 02/26/2008, -1/+146You can't check your rank anymore. This feature was removed in late 2006, after this article was written. By now this person has already gone on that sniper spree.
- mark076h, on 02/26/2008, -7/+133how do you find out what your Digg ranking is?
- squishee, on 02/26/2008, -0/+101What the eff, I wrote this over a year ago. Damn you, ahmedb07! Damn youuuuuuuuuuu!
- leetninja, on 02/26/2008, -5/+99dugg for shameless popularity ... and great justice ... and because Gary, Indiana is a crappy little hick town and i really hate that ***** too
- EvanVolm, on 02/26/2008, -5/+97Trying to get popular on Digg is a waste of time. You get nothing in return, unless you've invested in adsense or something. Even if you do get popular, it'll more than likely be a one time thing. Unfortunately, on Digg if your not BabyMan or pizzler, you're *****. That's just how this site works. No matter how good of a story you post, if they don't recognize your name or you don't have some sort of 'lolcat' referrence in the title, you'll be ignored.
- brentinkc, on 02/26/2008, -2/+94Just write a number next to your name. For example, my rank is 9,876th. It would look like this:
Brentinkc 9,876 - JT114881, on 02/26/2008, -3/+94I google'd 'irony' and it directed me to this page.
- videomad, on 02/26/2008, -11/+91I am not sure how you get popular on digg. i have seen popular diggs with only 59 diggs. I have more diggs and still not popular. I think you become popular after you digg has been shared and then shared again. I don't think you get a popular story on just diggs alone. If any one Knows different please let us all know.
- mikewill7seven, on 02/26/2008, -0/+78The ***** up thing is this story was already submitted before.
- V3n0M, on 02/26/2008, -3/+73Now that it's popular, don't we have to bury as inaccurate?
- nsummy, on 02/26/2008, -0/+60Why I'll never make Digg /Popular - I'm not MrBabyMan nor in his little gang of digg submitters.
- breckinshire, on 02/26/2008, -1/+56It ALWAYS helps if the image was of a judge who looked like a wizard.
- an0nymous, on 02/26/2008, -1/+52Dugg for the underdog.
- Bologner, on 02/26/2008, -5/+49IT'S OVER 9,000!
- spidamonkey, on 02/26/2008, -2/+44You could try to set there on Zero Punctuation between 12 and 1 Eastern Time hitting refresh every 5 seconds with the submit screen open ready to immediately copy and paste the url and hope that of the other 15 people doing the same yours is the one that gets the diggs.
- voltagasm5000, on 02/26/2008, -0/+39For the sake of accuracy, I'm fairly certain that the one that wrote the blog is a "she."
- brentinkc, on 02/26/2008, -3/+41You have to submit new, original, interesting content to get on the FP as a new user. It took me 26 tries, but I finally made it with a story about a cop eating a potburger. It helped that the image was of a judge who looked like a wizard.
- HenvY, on 02/26/2008, -2/+39I must know this, so I can compulsively check how my ranking is changing.
- jeremyduffy, on 02/26/2008, -2/+37I have the same issue. I've noticed that a lot of the people becoming my fans are people I've dug when they first submitted something. There might be some kind of "Quid pro quo" system here that we haven't figured out yet.
Either way, sometimes it makes me feel a little nervous. Kind of like when that silver-back gorilla pays a little too much attention to you and gets a little too close and friendly. Now what could be want from you? - mille716, on 02/26/2008, -0/+33Submit your story then wait for MrBabyMan or any of the other top submitters to resubmit the story in two months.
- crobinso, on 02/26/2008, -2/+33/sympathy digg from Gary, Indiana
- jeremyduffy, on 02/26/2008, -7/+38I feel your pain. Especially the part about "every single thing I've ever dugg, the most diggs I got was like 26". Ouch.
- Arcesius, on 02/26/2008, -1/+28Pity dugg.
- AndreiOttawa, on 02/26/2008, -2/+29Are you from Indiana?
- tvnews, on 02/26/2008, -6/+32very funny but very disturbing. I'm just glad he made front page before he pulled out his sniper.
- mikewill7seven, on 02/26/2008, -1/+26This story was submitted over a year ago.
- tehsuck1, on 02/26/2008, -1/+26You googled 'fat chick?'
- colto, on 02/26/2008, -1/+25That's pretty sad....
- ChronicColonic, on 02/26/2008, -0/+24And it was popular on Digg over a year ago too.
http://digg.com/software/Why_I_ll_Never_Make_Digg_ ... - inactive, on 02/26/2008, -11/+34i googled 'fat chick' and a picture of your mom showed up
- wild, on 02/26/2008, -1/+23I think timing is important. Seems like during a weekday it takes several hundred diggs to get front paged. Yet late on Sunday (and for us early morning risers) you see front page stories with 35 diggs. The site wants to keep content refreshing in a timely manner. I imagine an automatic 200 and your front page threshold, while sounding good, could prove to be slightly chaotic at peek usage times.
- Neoanarchist, on 02/26/2008, -5/+26Lmfao I was thinking the exact same thing! Irony is so awesome :D
- squishee, on 02/26/2008, -0/+21I take it you're surprised that I'm not actually a 34 year old dude.
- skabyss, on 02/26/2008, -0/+21Excuse me sir, you dropped your clever a little ways back there...
- hiPpymIck, on 02/26/2008, -0/+20RTFA
- MacEnvy, on 02/26/2008, -1/+21Well, he forgot to mention the other way to get on the front page: complain about digg.
- burstaneurysm, on 02/26/2008, -0/+19Hell, even furious masturbation would be more productive.
- drakethegreat, on 02/26/2008, -1/+20Everyone seems to know that this Babyman is an ***** but nobody wants to join me in digg down all his stories regardless of what they are. Digg should add a "Buried for submitter being a douche."
- sKiLLa182, on 02/26/2008, -3/+22Shut up, Kimberley.
- jaychuck, on 02/26/2008, -2/+21*****...
- inactive, on 02/26/2008, -0/+18Seriously, he needs to find a new hobby, or a job for that matter..
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