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Who Said It: Bush or Batman?

blog.indecision2008.com — Can you guess which of these quotes belong to our president, George W. Bush, and which belong to Batman? It's harder than you think...

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  • woofer1125, on 07/24/2008, -24/+454bravo, old man, bravo.
    • Bamont, on 07/24/2008, -26/+9"his brains are destroy"

      Yeah. The guy really made his point, didn't he.
      • nmnnotmyname, on 07/24/2008, -2/+16He's wrong - you can't destroy what does not exist.
      • rugabug, on 07/24/2008, -5/+17Technically speaking you DO have 2 brains. The right and left hemisphere are really just independent brains that share information through the corpus callosum.
      • TobiasParker, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1I believe he said, his brains are destroyed. Brains meaning intelligence. As in "He doesn't have any brains"
      • feoren, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2"Technically speaking" you have 100 billion independent brains that share information through axons. Making a distinction between the left and right hemisphere is as arbitrary as making a distinction between the various lobes or cortices and calling them "independent brains", or for that matter any set of highly interconnected neurons. These assholes who talk about how some people are more left-brain or right-brain oriented are belying a complete misunderstanding of how the brain works at all.
    • DanPlainview, on 07/24/2008, -10/+31Not that I didn't agree with what he said, but the way he said it was very inarticulate. He reminded me of that guy at the end of Telegraph (right where the Berkeley campus starts) who has the big sign spouting off (inarticulately) about how gays are all going to hell. He sounded like that guy, but was making a less ridiculous point.
      My point is that all though he doesn't like Bush and may at first glance appear to be on my side of the political spectrum, I don't want this guy on my side. He makes my side look ***** crazy!
    • Zeyph3r, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1I wasn't sure which old man he was talking about, until the final rant he was going on, then i lol'd
    • Kanidia, on 07/24/2008, -0/+22Good job to asian girl.
    • FutureGuy, on 07/24/2008, -5/+5I would prefer having this old man in office then McCain.
    • tweedius, on 07/24/2008, -8/+5Bravo old man? Sounded like a bunch of ranting garbage to me.
    • tyho, on 07/24/2008, -8/+2Bravo?
      Why does the Left value ranting idiots, just because they hate Bush too?
      How simplistic you are.

      Bush and Batman at least know good and evil when they see it....
      • TonySki, on 07/25/2008, -1/+3you dumbass, he was going after the point that the old guy was the closest to a perfect score, not what he was saying in the video.
  • stormdesign, on 07/24/2008, -19/+30hahaha that was so good :D
  • seowriter, on 07/24/2008, -25/+118the old guy was good !
  • Pilgrim01, on 07/24/2008, -5/+326The batman ones actually sounded more like what a president would say.
    • Chinzon, on 07/24/2008, -6/+92*should say
    • 69sofine, on 07/24/2008, -3/+51I'm pretty sure that was the whole point of the video...
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/24/2008, -1/+12How did Batman get less corn-ball? His over the top dialog now sounds reasonable.
      • dkthepk, on 07/24/2008, -1/+15well when compared with something Bush says anything sounds reasonable.
    • humperdeath, on 07/24/2008, -8/+2How about these:
      To the Batcave, Robin!
      Check my utility belt, there has to be some AnaLube in there, somewhere.
      Are you saying we aint got enough gas?
      That joker sure has got us by the balls.
    • tas08, on 07/24/2008, -7/+2Yeah, a bunch of them did. But did anyone else find this really easy? The only one I got wrong was the one that mentioned "Mr. Gore"...
    • riah, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2I eagerly looked to the user name. I was disappointed it was not obviouscat.
    • Phyraxus, on 07/24/2008, -1/+17"We must abide by the Constitution."

      Batman got it right.
    • Bananas21ca, on 07/25/2008, -0/+5Batman '08!
  • soupcancooloff, on 07/24/2008, -4/+296Its better to link to the creators of the sketch not CC: http://secretpants.net/category/sketches/
    • dood, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Couldn't get to the CC link -- did the CC cut have most of the quotes? The video at Secret Pants had a lot of the answers (people saying Batman, host saying Bush) but few of the actual quotes.
      • rhinopig, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the same video.
      • feoren, on 07/24/2008, -2/+1My impression was that he asked one question, then it cycled through the different answers people gave to that question.
    • Thuktun, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4It's currently down.
    • philostrato, on 07/24/2008, -10/+4agreed!

      on that note, no one should ever link to the huffington post....
    • danman890, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2Hooray! Secret Pants on Digg! :)
  • 2clone, on 07/24/2008, -56/+19Enough with that batman stories. We;ve all seen the movie it's time to move on to the next fad.
    • freebird09, on 07/24/2008, -4/+55Hey, have you guys heard of this thing called the iphone?
      • funkyjunk3, on 07/24/2008, -0/+28Yeah duddee, I just bought one!

        Hey, checkout Ron Paul on youtube. He's awesome!!
      • SevenTwo, on 07/24/2008, -4/+12What is this Microsoft Vista you speak of?
      • Feanor, on 07/24/2008, -1/+20Whats this buzz about Ubuntu?
      • timpanik, on 07/24/2008, -2/+4they grow it in the congo
      • GliTCH82, on 07/24/2008, -1/+11A computer company? Named after fruit? What kind of bat ***** insane banana tossing tribal drumming libertarian leaning trend whore ***** is that?
      • pilzburybizkit, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4I think the link is broken. I'm just getting some gay 80's music video.
    • 11oops, on 07/24/2008, -3/+30I hear there's some guy named Obama running for president...
      • FredFredrickson, on 07/24/2008, -11/+4He said 'fad,' not 'history in the making.'
      • camg188, on 07/24/2008, -3/+2Follow up story: Who said it: Obama or The Joker?
    • adasha, on 07/24/2008, -3/+12yeah everyone's seen it. even in the countries it hasn't been released in yet >_>
    • jbrand45, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10I haven't seen it yet.
    • heliox, on 07/24/2008, -2/+9He's being called iBama now...
    • beskurrd, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2I don't think people like what you had to say...

      YOU FAIL!
      • 2clone, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2You can sum up your entire life with four characters. F A I L
    • dpc47, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3It's not about the movie - it's about the 60s TV show. Did you watch it?
  • bigdickensfan, on 07/24/2008, -5/+595both owe their careers to their parents
    • bearcat8543, on 07/24/2008, -3/+56niccee.
    • contradictator, on 07/24/2008, -4/+43What's weird is, Batman's parents died at the hands of a murder, but still Bats refused to kill him (in the comics).

      Bush's dad was never directly harmed by his enemy Saddam, but G.W. went ahead and got vengeance anyway.
      • CptBuck, on 07/24/2008, -5/+1Saddam tried to kill H.W. in Kuwait.
    • LongShlong, on 07/24/2008, -3/+1How exactly did he get vengeance?
      He 'claimed' to go after it, but it was never acted out.
      • Jeremyz0r, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2There is a destroyed country and over 1 million people dead. Maybe that's how.
      • Aurash91, on 07/25/2008, -1/+2citation needed
    • sircomix, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10Plus, Robin didn't tell Batman what to do. Cheney does tell W what's what.
      • Louis11, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3I'd listen to Cheney too, otherwise he might shoot you in the ass.
      • tech42er, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Or the face.
    • strypersarmy, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6i think that was the best jab i've seen on digg.
    • SnakeLemma, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1i lol'd
    • Aurash91, on 07/25/2008, -0/+3best comment evar
  • GIScope, on 07/24/2008, -4/+122"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully"

    Bush or Batman?
  • kyle212, on 07/24/2008, -22/+6Ok I think its gone a little too far when we start comparing George Bush to Batman
  • SevenTwo, on 07/24/2008, -4/+39"Error establishing a database connection" Its more likely than you think.
  • Intervene, on 07/24/2008, -11/+16Error establishing a database connection
    • enivid, on 07/24/2008, -0/+14So who said it? Bush or Batman?
    • acid_jazz, on 07/24/2008, -0/+9I'm gonna go with Batman.
    • diggThis77, on 07/24/2008, -0/+41Batman, there's no way Bush could have put those words together without saying databasificate or something stupid like that.
    • Iwantawii, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Cheney: "Errors establishing the databases connection."
  • SiXiam, on 07/24/2008, -24/+12Why couldn't the old guy just say Bush or Batman and not go on a rant?
    • breckinshire, on 07/24/2008, -5/+31Because he's awesome.
    • kansai22, on 07/24/2008, -3/+13Because he was funny and right on. The thought of our president saying things the ridiculous upset him.
    • homah, on 07/24/2008, -1/+54We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
    • jbettineski, on 07/24/2008, -4/+3Holy elderly indignation, Batman! I mean, Bush!
    • OldLadyAnalyst, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7It was funny *because* he didn't answer the question.
    • merils, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8why so serious?
  • AutoTom, on 07/24/2008, -12/+7anyone got a mirror?
  • funkyjunk3, on 07/24/2008, -8/+167DIRECT YOUTUBE LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPugAcQILRY
    • hhhh64, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6Is it bad I was actually disappointed that this wasn't a Rickroll?
  • kurupttek, on 07/24/2008, -18/+4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPugAcQILRY
  • dudefather, on 07/24/2008, -0/+34"some days you can't get rid of a bomb!"
    • Tebixan, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6Bush set us up the bomb!
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3You have me stumped on that one. I'd guess Bush, because Batman never would say something that sounded so incompetent and helpless -- he was a Can Do fictional hero, not a can't do fictional President.
      • Killerah, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Holy Sardines Batman! We've got to get this man to blockbuster to rent the 60's Batman right away!
    • PFrocker, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7Batman, so funny he wanted to throw the bomb somewhere but every place he went innocent people were in his way.
  • scaaven2, on 07/24/2008, -1/+226"hand me down the shark repellent bat spray" -Bush
    • mrgermy, on 07/24/2008, -21/+5"Hand me my pardon-my-self-from-anything-I-did-that-was-illegal-or-that-would-put-me-in-prison-for-war-crimes bat spray" - Bush
      • cutchyacokov, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7That's Bush spray, Batman doesn't need it, he runs off to the Bat-Cave and turns into Bruce Wayne and no one is any the wiser. Bush wishes he could do that.
      • yanwg, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2No, that was batman. Shees.
      • mrgermy, on 07/24/2008, -4/+1Why did I get dugg down? I thought it was amusing. I was picturing Bush in a poorly made Batman costume spraying himself up and down with Cheeny in some green tights.
      • vikblazin, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3cause you suck
    • sup34dog, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6it's inspiring

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=X0UJaprpxrk
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/24/2008, -3/+2That was batman -- from the movie.

      Big rubber shark hanging on his leg. Batman hangs from the Bat-O-Copter, and Robin hands him the Bat Spray. Shark falls off. Utterly brilliant TV.
    • Nauru, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5The best part is that the shark explodes after being sprayed with the bat spray.
    • Mothh, on 07/24/2008, -0/+0OMG, is that Mayor Adam West?
  • UTKEngineer, on 07/24/2008, -8/+3Yes, it's very hard when the sites down.
  • mattbelanger, on 07/24/2008, -6/+98Dugg for old angry conspiatist guy "hes a coke addict and his brains all ***** up or something"..... classic
    • mlrigsby, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6Were those LaRouche pamphlets in his hand?
  • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/24/2008, -16/+6That dude is annoying as hell.
  • loconet, on 07/24/2008, -1/+79Oh yah, guy at 1:40 is definitely a digger :p
    • Scrappy1850, on 07/24/2008, -1/+25dont be racist!
    • mrtrevin, on 07/24/2008, -3/+11People who annoy you.
    • bigsteve, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5That guy is this crabby crazy old man who stands outside my building in Center City, Phila. He is always yelling at passerbys about LaRouche, some political figure I don't know much about.
  • kansai22, on 07/24/2008, -4/+37Old guy had it exactly right. Sometimes it takes older people to say things how they are.
    • itzac, on 07/24/2008, -3/+5Because when young people say it, they're being unpatriotic or naive.
    • gwycliff, on 07/24/2008, -3/+2kansai22: mccain supporter.
    • Louis11, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2@gwycliff
      How's he a McCain supporter?
      • Radica1Faith, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2Because he said it takes older people to say things how they are. McCain is obviously the older candidate. It was a joke.
  • LimeParrot, on 07/24/2008, -12/+76"I NEED A ***** MIRROR"

    - George W. Bush, September 21st 2003, when faced with the predicament of his internet connection dropping out when only the top half of naked lady had loaded.
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    • humanerror, on 07/24/2008, -2/+25Don't give bush a mirror. He'll only use it to snort cocaine.
    • scy1192, on 07/24/2008, -2/+1the top half is the good half
    • CatalystDM, on 07/25/2008, -1/+1That's a long way to go for a not-that-funny joke.
  • homah, on 07/24/2008, -2/+397"The Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation. We must abide by it."

    -- Batman
    • loconet, on 07/24/2008, -5/+71Bush thinks it's just a worthless old paper
    • Arramol, on 07/24/2008, -0/+72Yeah, that one was sort of easy to figure out.
    • omercyme33, on 07/24/2008, -0/+14Yes. As soon as I heard that I thought no way that was Bush.
    • mulletman1004, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4yeah no way Bush would say that
    • Disinterested, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3No way in hell would Bush ever say that
    • madrid, on 07/24/2008, -3/+4Yeah way no that Hell would ever Bush say in.
    • Telmarine, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2ha, no way in hell would bush ever say something so patriotic
    • blackmesa, on 07/25/2008, -0/+260's Batman for president!
    • diggdiggerid, on 07/25/2008, -1/+1no bush in way hell would that ever say
  • NYCowboy, on 07/24/2008, -2/+7that was great Jay leno needs to get those guys to do his street talks. and bring the old guy along for commentary
  • dalittle, on 07/24/2008, -17/+4Love who ever these conservative idiots are that are trying to get people to think Bush has any kind of moral compass or incorrupablity of the "imaginary" comic book hero Batman. Bush has made power grab after power grab and lied and made a mockey of his Presidency. People hate Bush because he has and continues to make bad selfish decisions. You don't take the most vacation days of any US President in history and get any kind of status or honor.
    • Bigtimes, on 07/24/2008, -5/+4You are my favorite person ever.
    • Synn, on 07/24/2008, -1/+7Annnnd this article went over your head.
    • ayeroxor, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5Whoosh!
    • FrankDrebbin, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2Holy jackass Batman, this guy didn't watch the video before he commented!
  • misfit410, on 07/24/2008, -3/+355"I'm Batman" - George W. Bush
  • hauntedchippy, on 07/24/2008, -1/+127Batman '08
  • JohnnyKdiggs, on 07/24/2008, -6/+82"The Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation. We must abide by it."
    "George Bush"
    "No! He doesn't believe that, it was Batman!"
  • bmcnally, on 07/24/2008, -6/+20I always liked this one more: http://www.crm114.com/algore/quiz.html
    Al Gore or Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber)
    • MacEnvy, on 07/24/2008, -9/+1Why would you like that one more?
    • CaptainShaun, on 07/24/2008, -0/+275%
    • Hangly, on 07/24/2008, -2/+5I aced it, but then again I have the Unabomber manifesto practically memorized.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Are you trying to say that the Unabomber made a lot of sense but just chose the wrong, tragic way of trying to achieve it?
      • Hangly, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1I actually agree with everything he wrote except for the one sentence in his manifesto where he said his ideas were so important they were worth killing people over.
    • TheGooseyOne, on 07/24/2008, -9/+3This obviously isn't funny because it involves making fun of an alarmist liberal instead of an oft-mocked conservative.

      Digg disapproves.
    • MiraFirefly, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1All that idiotic quiz is doing is taking advantage of the fact that the Unabomber, however atrocious his tactics and however extreme his ideas of the ideal solutions, realizes that the world has a number of distinct major problems just as Al Gore does.

      Oh, and alarmist? Uhm. He's not alarmist for pointing out an iceberg and saying "HEY GUISE, why don't we steer the ship in a different direction?"
      Ohhh, but that's an analogy straight from a Unabomber text. :D
    • xShifty, on 07/25/2008, -0/+0Wow, I got 0%. I figured the unabomber would have the more radical statements but I guess Gore does.
  • griz, on 07/24/2008, -10/+2You mean there's a difference?
  • bethlagarrison, on 07/24/2008, -0/+34"MySQL server has gone away on line: 489"

    This IS tough..
    • Vindicoth, on 07/24/2008, -0/+23Hrm.. I'm going to go with Batman, I don't think Bush knows what a MySQL server is!
    • mrtrevin, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Can I find that on the Google?
  • TRScheel, on 07/24/2008, -5/+20Hmmm... site says: "MySQL server has gone away on line: 489"

    Bush?
  • aserer511, on 07/24/2008, -3/+11Fallujah needs a new class of insurgents.
    • Hoinah, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10"and I'm gonna give it to 'em"

      -Bush however many years ago
  • shundi10, on 07/24/2008, -7/+0Mirror?
    • homah, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4do people just post "mirror" before looking to see if one has already been posted or what?
      • jakethelake, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1No, it was Batman who said that. The guy was always so concerned about his vanity.
  • CptSaladin, on 07/24/2008, -6/+0Bravo Diggers, comedy central's lame server couldn't support the rush to their article.
  • mooseofshadows, on 07/24/2008, -0/+39That was pretty amazing. I liked the "mister gore" trick question especially.
    • Killerah, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Yeah, what was that from? Did Batman ever actually say "mister gore"? Or did the questioner just add that in to throw them off?
  • snotrokit, on 07/24/2008, -3/+1I don't think that either one of them said anything about their MySQL server going away.
  • BOFH139, on 07/24/2008, -6/+3I don't think Bush knows what the SQL Server is:

    "MySQL server has gone away on line: 489"
  • antiorblkflag9, on 07/24/2008, -5/+17That old guy for president!
    • geoboy, on 07/24/2008, -2/+4His name is Mike Gravel, and he already tried running.
  • The2ndAct, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7The video was great I just wish we could have gotten to it sooner. Took 38sec to get to the actual content.
  • HanSolo69, on 07/24/2008, -7/+12The old guy is trying to have a serious conversation while the host is driving home the guy's point of how Bush is able to stay in power because most Americans are retards.
    • Mandeponium, on 07/24/2008, -6/+3Yeah, calling someone a coke addict is real mature.
    • geoboy, on 07/24/2008, -4/+3Ah yes, I bet you're the type of person that whenever you go to a McDonald's or whatever you start chatting with the cashier about how corrupt our government is, and how that cashier's gonna need to start learning Chinese if she truly wants to get ahead in the future.

      Basically, you like evangelizing your crazy world viewpoints.
  • newsheatdotcom, on 07/24/2008, -0/+11"Yes, Dick, your bird calls are close to perfect. If more people practiced them, someday we might have a chance for real communication with our feathered friends."
    Batman or Bush?
    • mecharabbit, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5"Harry Whittington's bird calls are so good that Dick thought he was a pheasant and shot him in the face."
      Bush, Batman, or me?
  • newsheatdotcom, on 07/24/2008, -5/+9"Yes, Dick, your bird calls are close to perfect."
    Batman or Bush?
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Batman.

      It was an episode with the Mad Hatter I think -- or London Fog. Anyway, they were going to a concert where Batman noticed one of the notes in the concerto wasn't played. The Bat Analyzer was used and the determined that the right note would set of a bomb.

      Why can't I remember a movie from two weeks ago and I remember these old batman shows?
      • xShifty, on 07/25/2008, -0/+0Cause short term memory is the first to go.
  • Madrox17, on 07/24/2008, -3/+117"You're both a couple of *****, and now I'm going to punch you in the face and go to this premiere."

    -Batman
    • ezisk, on 07/24/2008, -4/+11epic
    • orthodoxDrew, on 07/24/2008, -5/+43pic. you saved me from stabbing myself after 3 hours on the phone with AT&T this morning. thanks.
  • iChaz, on 07/24/2008, -4/+12old man knows what's up
  • bobbknight, on 07/24/2008, -7/+5Well that was pretty much without meaning.
  • fuzzynyanko, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4I could tell with some of those quotes, but the others made me draw a blank. However, the one about the Constitution was obvious
  • mdc10s, on 07/24/2008, -2/+15dugg for host mentioning Ron Paul
    • vbullinger, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Dugg for mentioning host's mention of Ron Paul.

      And, yes, that's the only reason why I Dugg it, too :)
  • insomniac11, on 07/24/2008, -2/+0if bush is a windshield cowboy then batman must be flying condom?
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