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Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities view!
youtube.com - The Mortal Kombat developers came up with all kinds of ideas for fatalities. These are the ones that didn't make the cut.
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- gvoakes, on 07/02/2009, -0/+555What I find most disturbing, are the ads on the right
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -1/+513yahoo answers has more trolls than digg
- smashblu, on 07/02/2009, -3/+411How are herpes formed?
- jmferris, on 07/02/2009, -3/+373I named my dog Herpes, because he wouldn't heel.
- DarkBlueAnt, on 07/02/2009, -2/+313It has more trolls than Magic the Gathering.
- maanwi, on 07/02/2009, -5/+235I see the words misused often, but it still irks me that people can't seem to differentiate between "waste" and "waist". The lack of sex education is bad enough, but to compound it with functional illiteracy is a step too far.
- FakingFamous, on 07/02/2009, -9/+226people are so dumb
- iamsocruel, on 07/02/2009, -3/+188"after a blood test, this was accurate" bwahahahaha
why the hell would you come back to the site to confirm to the world that you have herpes? - emt1451, on 07/02/2009, -2/+175The smart ones often don't want to have kids. And because they're smart, they know how to avoid pregnancy.
The dumb ones love to *****. - uoytogi, on 07/02/2009, -3/+165i am truley sorry for your lots
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..................................., - mnpilot, on 07/02/2009, -3/+155Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.....
- acoh, on 07/02/2009, -5/+139How does herpes leave a hospital?
On crotches! ba da bing! - insertAliasHere, on 07/02/2009, -0/+127The answerer calling them "soars" bugged me more.
- verynegative, on 07/02/2009, -4/+121Everyone loves *****. Idiots get pregnant.
- jer21, on 07/02/2009, -1/+109Idiocracy.
- wuhoo, on 07/02/2009, -4/+88i was going to say troll but then there is the blood test response to the answer
- twodollars, on 07/02/2009, -0/+84I named my bird Herpes because its ***** ANNOYING.
- evilesttoast, on 07/02/2009, -1/+78It has more trolls than a Scientology protest.
- zerton, on 07/02/2009, -3/+79Isn't it nice to know these are the people breeding.
- themusicalduck, on 07/02/2009, -1/+75I felt inspired to browse yahoo answers for stupid questions and found this after about 30 seconds: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnhLk ...
- DarkBlueAnt, on 07/02/2009, -1/+73So... two trolls?
- darkciti2, on 07/02/2009, -0/+68I named my cat Herpes, because she keeps coming back.
- RaulMuadDib, on 07/02/2009, -3/+65More trolls than a bridge
- ktek, on 07/02/2009, -1/+61Watch MTV for a few hours, your entire opinion of the human race will change. Every second of MTV you watch makes you stupider. People on MTV make me ashamed to be a human.
- FritoPendejo, on 07/02/2009, -0/+60The same reason you would try to get crucial health information from internet forums.
- bwjacket, on 07/02/2009, -1/+59------> :( <-------
- duewydo, on 07/02/2009, -4/+61so only girls are capable of being idiots?
- darknecross, on 07/02/2009, -0/+54Nope, my screen has different ads.
- spoofer56, on 07/02/2009, -5/+55His girlfriend said it didn't taste like chicken
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+48It's exactly what it sounds like. It helps relieving itching, especially when you have chickenpox or poison ivy. You can buy oatmeal bath kits in any drug store.
- fullyflared, on 07/02/2009, -1/+49I want white teeth
- jmferris, on 07/02/2009, -10/+55Born in the hospital. They don't leave in a wheelchair, though, they leave on crotches.
- thehuntofdear, on 07/02/2009, -2/+45More trolls than a fat chick support group
- desertDenizen, on 07/02/2009, -1/+39Check out what somebody replied:
"I am a sanguinarian vampire.
And all a Sanguinarian Vampire is, is someone born with an energy deficiency that comes out later in life. It is a spiritual energy deficiency with physical side effects... Migranes, Nausia, other various body pains, ect. This energy deficiency USUALLY comes out between the ages of 17 and 25. But everyones experiences are different. Which is why one vampire will will have a different awakening than another. We dont have fangs, but we do have canines. Afterall who doesnt? "Turning" is highly debated throughout the vampiric community, and even those who think it can be done have no idea how to do so. But we all agree that even if it was possible, we would never do it.
There are two types of vampires: Sanguinarians and Psionics. Psionics get energy by draining a persons Aura. Sanguinarians however get it from the blood of others. We do not crave blood we crave energy, and only about an ounce of blood a week; but ive been told that as you get older you need more blood. Vampires can not drink their own blood or the blood of another Vampire because it will actually make us lose the little energy we have or if we drank from another vampire we wouldnt gain anything to make a difference and they would lose what little they had to begin with.
In a way, yes we are very misunderstood. People these days either cling to their fiction books and movies and say we cant be vampires because were not like the vampires in FICTION, Or they try to shove their bible down our throats calling us satan worshipers and much worse. Yes there are some of us who worship satan, but theres plenty of mundanes that do that too. I for one am methodist-branch of christianity.
If your really interested you can go to vampires.nu
thats the only website i trust as 99% of them are filled with fictional crap. This is the only one ive come across that has nothing more than the truth about vampires in it." - Neverclear, on 07/02/2009, -2/+40Herpes sufferer detected
- EnTaroTassadar, on 07/02/2009, -0/+37Best answer, chosen by asker:
RAID doubles as an insect-killer/headache reliever. The wasp spray is flavored, so spray a few mouthfuls down your throat and you'll feel much better. - bc2486, on 07/02/2009, -1/+37Upgrayedd
- twiztidsinz, on 07/02/2009, -3/+39@myempyrean: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200902 ... http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby. ...
- BShatner, on 07/02/2009, -1/+36More trolls than the 1986 classic Troll.
- rambomcfly, on 07/02/2009, -2/+36Because he's awesome.
- twiztidsinz, on 07/02/2009, -9/+42They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids
- GrammerPants, on 07/02/2009, -0/+32Is it stupidity or lack of education. This ***** should be taught in school, where I live it isn't.
- willster580, on 07/02/2009, -2/+34@duewydo: They got smaller brains than us men. It's proven by science,
- Skurt, on 07/02/2009, -5/+37Octomom
- esteskid, on 07/02/2009, -0/+32I've actually read a lot about this. There are entire vampire forums dedicated to people who either think they are vampires an drink blood regularly, or are too squeamish to drink a lot of blood and claim to suck energy from people by being close to them or however the ***** they feel like justifying it. It's pretty hilarious...I need to think of a way to profit off these people, maybe start selling 'tru blood' at obscene costs, or my energy!
- yacks, on 07/02/2009, -3/+34I think the correct question is "How is Herppe formed?"
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -4/+35and you shared that disgusting story with everyone on digg for what reason????
- Snoogs, on 07/02/2009, -0/+30Yahoo Answers depresses me, because often there will be a serious question, and an actual serious and *accurate* answer somewhere in the responses... Unfortunately, the "Best Answer- as chosen by Asker" is usually horribly inaccurate, stupid, or dangerous from a health standpoint.
I've seen some really bad advice get accepted as Best Answer a few times. - ToastedFart, on 07/02/2009, -0/+29Alcohol.
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