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- Bucky, on 07/08/2008, -9/+743They left one out:
"BRAAAAAAAINS!" - Urzeitlich, on 07/08/2008, -18/+510And I still don't give a damn what they have to say.
- ginestony, on 07/08/2008, -2/+447No matter what kinda of horrible ***** is going on in the world, there will always be the person twittering that they're taking a crap.
- MattFid, on 07/08/2008, -1/+298As if the Twitter server could survive a Tuesday, much less a Zombie outbreak.
- sock2828, on 07/08/2008, -2/+266You have red on you
- inactive, on 07/08/2008, -5/+266What twitter would /really/ look like during a zombie outbreak...
Twitter is down!
Twitter down again.
@biz, wtf is going on with twitter?
***** this, I'm moving to friendfeed
**twitter is over capacity - why not go outside and kill zombies?** - Cndor, on 07/08/2008, -0/+157Yeah, but then most digg users would be like:
"Blah blah blah, zombies can't type. Bury, blah blah blah..." - jc7012, on 07/08/2008, -3/+128There's a girl in the garden..
- MasterThief117, on 07/08/2008, -1/+126What does a vegan zombie eat?
GRAAAIINSSS!! - Arcesius, on 07/08/2008, -2/+123Omg, that would have increased the awesomeness of this by at least 90%.
- dopste, on 07/08/2008, -3/+121It's cautioned for lewd behaviour
- n0t0kayipr0mis3, on 07/08/2008, -4/+113kittens kill god
- Terrin, on 07/08/2008, -2/+110It divides by zero
- inactive, on 07/08/2008, -5/+103Chuck Norris dies.
- Defiant001, on 07/08/2008, -2/+86It tears a hole in the space-time continuum
- JayD16, on 07/08/2008, -0/+84@SilverBack101
You fool! You're only making him stronger. - douch3mom, on 07/08/2008, -29/+101What happens when a zombie bites itself?
- googenheim, on 07/08/2008, -5/+76Zombie: "Om nom nom nom..."
- MaddieCakes, on 07/08/2008, -1/+63Well, seeing as zombies are undead, and their blood is all congealed in their veins, not to mention their flesh is rapidly deteriorating, they can't really go all that fast. They can only go as fast as their 'host' body could when it was alive. Kenyan zombies would probably be the worst possible scenario.
- chetanthaker, on 07/08/2008, -2/+63Now where the hell is my crow-bar ?
- ELLIS1128, on 07/08/2008, -2/+60Where's the 15 consecutive tweets by Robert Scoble?
- inactive, on 07/08/2008, -7/+64Well I think they' turn into a undead werewolf,
- FolkTheory, on 07/08/2008, -5/+62god kills a kitten
- inactive, on 07/08/2008, -0/+55Josh - "a;sld;jlsa;lasdf;owehja;ba"
Josh is probably dead. - zephc, on 07/08/2008, -3/+53I'm glad "Alegrya" had a sniper rifle at the ready. They hand them out door to door in Australia, I guess.
- Brainmodder, on 07/08/2008, -3/+53Skynet becomes self aware.
- Chompy, on 07/08/2008, -0/+48"Hey guys, the outbreak is over. It's completely safe, everyone can come on out."
- SilverBack101, on 07/08/2008, -3/+48BOOOOO!!! *throws tomato*
- caupolixan, on 07/08/2008, -2/+44Nerds
- krogothwolf, on 07/08/2008, -1/+42I know, I was disappointed when I didn't see a zombie posting, that would have made it great.
- cardshark69, on 07/08/2008, -0/+39how fickle we are
- Llanowar, on 07/08/2008, -1/+40So, still at 0 then?
- retrovertigo, on 07/08/2008, -2/+40I imagine all of those people would be killed after hitting "send". Anybody who brags about being safe, killing a bunch of zombies, etc. in a horror movie is the next to die. If you have time to send a Twitter via iPhone during a zombie outbreak, survival obviously isn't your top concern. :)
- GetDIQQEDbro, on 07/08/2008, -5/+41http://i34.tinypic.com/219466f.png I'm pretty Sure a Lot Of Pages would look like this if Zombies got to it.
Mirror? - esotericguy, on 07/08/2008, -1/+37We're not fighting head crabs, calm down
- jgoto, on 07/08/2008, -0/+36I like how there is a message on the top "We will have a 2-hour maintenance tonight at 10p Pacific" even when everyone's brains are being eaten by zombies, the folks at twitter are working hard to improve our service
- bowserkid, on 07/08/2008, -2/+37Dugg for the numerous cricket bats. And dugg for making me think of Bruce Campbell.
- einrobstein, on 07/08/2008, -0/+34See: Shaun of the Dead
- BlackJackJester, on 07/08/2008, -0/+34How do you know zombies can't type? Have you ever sat a zombie at a computer? All I've seen is zombies loitering, eating brains, and running. If zombies can sprint (Dawn of the Dead), then I bet they can type.
- skeen07, on 07/08/2008, -8/+41dey tuk ur jubs!
- sindex, on 07/08/2008, -7/+40No, it's not. The people in 28 Days Later are infected with "rage," are not dead, only kill people and do not eat them, and die from starvation. None of these things apply to zombies, who are dead (thus the slow movement due to rigor mortis), eat people, and do not die from starvation.
28 Days Later is a good movie. It just has nothing to do with zombies. - Sarevok9, on 07/08/2008, -1/+33The most important question to ask is this:
Is it the fast zombies? like from 28 days later... or the slow ass orig., night of the living dead zombies? - RubberTree, on 07/08/2008, -3/+33lol-true^
- BigPapi, on 07/08/2008, -1/+31Oh my god, she's drunk!
- vinceislegend, on 07/08/2008, -7/+37George Bush gets reelected.
- inactive, on 07/08/2008, -8/+36ramen
- RedS0x, on 07/08/2008, -3/+30You can't post on Twitter when it's down, silly.
- BackEnThaWomb, on 07/08/2008, -0/+27http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080423.j ...
- nickbarber, on 07/08/2008, -1/+28***** the crow-bar! Give me the gravity-gun!
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