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- strum40, on 02/14/2008, -1/+576Facing stiff competition Morning Wood Furniture has decided to leave their hastily pitched tent and erect a new building. It's been hard on the owners to come to this decision but after years of flaccid sales they had to do something. While some might feel they're nuts for the move, the owners think the new location will improve market penetration and create rapid growth.
- pearcey, on 02/14/2008, -6/+136I think thats a good name....... a name like ---We ***** Suck At Making Furniture™--- would be worse.
- chopenik, on 02/14/2008, -5/+129Going for the pun record I see?
- bagelpirate, on 02/14/2008, -5/+117Sofa King.
- DeskFlyer, on 02/14/2008, -4/+92^^^ Wins the thread
- OnipSemaj, on 02/14/2008, -6/+77I wonder when this building was erected.
- EmitStop, on 02/14/2008, -1/+57I just love waxing my morning wood
- floridiot2, on 02/14/2008, -0/+51Mike Hunt loves Morning Wood.
- imikedaman, on 02/14/2008, -2/+51I had that problem once. The trick is to get a deck of cards and a rubber band, calculate the exact number of cards you need to level off the coffee table, secure them using the rubber band, then throw that p.o.s. table out the window and buy yourself a decent set of furniture. Works every time!
- masterofsw, on 02/14/2008, -0/+42Seriously, these are all over central Florida: http://www.badcock.com/
- rnreekez, on 02/14/2008, -3/+45That's what IKEA translates to in English.
***** you wobbly coffee table. - iamdaroot, on 02/14/2008, -0/+40Quote from flickr - "view profile
Seanic says:
i bet they sell BONERS" - TrevorPace, on 02/14/2008, -1/+39This post is full of WIN!
- gamer31, on 02/14/2008, -2/+39I have an arousing suspicion that it's been there a while.
- iota, on 02/14/2008, -0/+35I used to live on Morningwood Court in Suwanee, Georgia. It was a real pain in the ass when ordering stuff over the phone (pizza, etc) because most people assumed that it was a prank call after giving them the street name. We had our street sign stolen so many times that the replacements stopped coming (which was unfortunate, because I wanted to steal one before moving away).
- noahgelman, on 02/14/2008, -7/+35gave me lots of lulz and i dont want to be a dick, but i think there was too much thought put into that
- inactive, on 02/14/2008, -1/+19or...
ExpertsExchange... (Expert Sex Change) http://www.experts-exchange.com/
or..
Penisland http://www.penisland.net/
or...
damnit.. used to know more.. - Poochyfud, on 02/14/2008, -4/+21Don't be too hard on the guy.
- fancyj, on 02/14/2008, -0/+17you sir, are a wordsmith.
- floridiot2, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1714/f/next door
- neutrascrub, on 02/14/2008, -1/+17a/s/l?
- androo, on 02/14/2008, -0/+15i hope youre kidding
- BooostedAWD, on 02/14/2008, -3/+17Why don't you have a seat over there...
- chopenik, on 02/14/2008, -2/+16Indeed you are so fa king we todd did.
- 471776, on 02/14/2008, -0/+13penisland.net is pure brilliance:
"Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you." - xtinamo, on 02/14/2008, -2/+14Please don't take your aggression out on this kid because you can no longer produce this "morning wood". It is very desperate and not needed in the Digg community.
- whaught, on 02/14/2008, -1/+12Sofa Kingdom.
- tehbored, on 02/14/2008, -2/+13Maybe they did it on purpose. I think it's clever.
- CaviMike, on 02/14/2008, -0/+11Morningwood was a pain in your ass huh?
- Bologner, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10Gesundheit.
- mal1964, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10So they're moving?
- ataylor32, on 02/14/2008, -0/+9I can't stand Experts Exchange. They come up in Google search results all the time and you can't read the solution without signing up
- floridiot2, on 02/14/2008, -0/+9welcome to 1985.
- andregriffin, on 02/14/2008, -1/+9TURBO PUNS
- Nbonez5, on 02/14/2008, -3/+11Their prices are HARD to beat!
- kjk437, on 02/14/2008, -0/+8Dugg for the trademark sign.
- Famicom, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7EPIC reply!!
- rollingstone21, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7Please, never try to be funny again.
- hammerpants, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7Dammit. I wrote a stupid comment and now I can't cancel it.
- moonshn, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7I had to do some looking but i thought it was you:
"I feel sorry for this poor sap because he would be perfect for Kate Moss. She's built like a twig and wood probably take a lichen to him. I mean he might have some deep rooted issues, but nothing he couldn't leave in the past. It's knot like he couldn't get spruced up for her. Guy would probably be pining for her all day. I know he only has a sliver of a chance, but she should really branch out and meet a guy oakay guy."
from the "tree man" story a few moths back - benplaut, on 02/14/2008, -1/+8We've got a company here in Hawaii called Surfin' Ass. They sell chocolate covered macnuts under the name of "Donkey Balls"
- fxu1989, on 02/14/2008, -1/+8I just realized what I was saying :(
I hate you. - fluxingtontheIV, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7"Your Pen is
Our Business" - Asianwaste, on 02/14/2008, -2/+9That name is sofa king stupid.
- tidu, on 02/14/2008, -0/+6From the makers of Slow Dance Chubby
- inactive, on 02/14/2008, -0/+5"Rise chicken!"
- Dougman82, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4*Unless* you look at the google cached page... Wait, did I say that out loud?
- PabloMac, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4They have hundreds of people from around the world discussing their business.
- makkaveli19, on 02/14/2008, -2/+6hahah
i can't contribute anything better. his joke ftw - LloydBentsen, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4that was a sensational story.
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