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The Facebook of Genesis (God's Facebook Wall)

collegehumor.com — This is pretty funny whether you believe in God or not.

Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 12, 2008

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  • zomgwaffles, on 11/11/2008, -10/+875fake, it's not in reverse chronological order
  • phyuk, on 11/11/2008, -3/+551Finally the bible interpreted into a form which I can understand....its all soo clear now
  • iamdak, on 11/11/2008, -3/+412I guess Lucifer is on Myspace.
  • spreadheadTC, on 11/12/2008, -10/+341Sarah Palin wrote on your wall
    "Dude, WTF? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL"
  • c010rb1indusa, on 11/12/2008, -7/+283hahaha dugg for fake dinosaur fossils
  • kerunt, on 11/11/2008, -3/+247What, no pokes?
  • dezweber, on 11/11/2008, -0/+239Eve got poked.
  • djvchris, on 11/12/2008, -5/+244I'm guess he spends most of his time untagging photos of him and the Westboro Baptist Church.
  • oblique63, on 11/12/2008, -2/+200bros b4 hoes...
  • TheGreenBuddha, on 11/12/2008, -3/+200I see God isn't friends with Eve. I wonder why...
  • seretta24, on 11/12/2008, -3/+188god doesn't follow the rules of the book, he makes the rules.
  • dezweber, on 11/11/2008, -12/+165Very, very funny, no matter what your view on Christianity.
  • masterkenobi, on 11/12/2008, -2/+126God ignored my friend request.
  • prodigitalson, on 11/12/2008, -3/+94hahahaa dug for the Serpents FAIL.
  • Narrwald, on 11/12/2008, -4/+77She's a woman.
  • apostate38, on 11/12/2008, -5/+74you seemed to have mixed up god and the devil.
  • inactive, on 11/12/2008, -7/+75So otherwise then, you'd believe God has a facebook account?
  • djvchris, on 11/12/2008, -1/+60If God does exist, I'm pretty sure he would laugh at this as heartily as the rest of us. And even if he didn't find it funny, I doubt it will result in eternal damnation.
  • wedges, on 11/12/2008, -3/+60"haha. squints. you'll figure out what that means in a few million years"

    given the fake dinosaur bones, doesn't he mean "a few thousand"?
  • Selkies, on 11/13/2008, -0/+55yeah what a slut, she's had like all the guys in the world
  • AndrewMoyer, on 11/12/2008, -7/+62I like how this link followed the "PNG vs JPG" post on the front page.

    JPG FAIL
  • spidoman, on 11/12/2008, -1/+56I never understand why they don't do it in reverse chronological order. If you're familiar enough with facebook to get the joke, you'll know to start at the bottom.
  • betheturtle, on 11/12/2008, -4/+57Dick Cheney uses the internet?
  • TheMidnight, on 11/12/2008, -0/+51You gotta be friends with Jesus first. It's in the New Testament.
  • rockon4life45, on 11/12/2008, -9/+59Why are the fake facebook newsfeeds in the wrong order?
  • TheTyPod, on 11/12/2008, -4/+51"Sandlot" FTW.
  • djspiff, on 11/12/2008, -3/+48Yes Ted, that was the joke.
  • fubarific, on 11/12/2008, -2/+41Probably for the convenience of the five people left who haven't got facebook yet.
  • nannadenseje, on 11/12/2008, -1/+39"God is thinking He probably should have taken that week off."

    Priceless.
  • fcruz1331, on 11/12/2008, -2/+37That's "The Serpent"
  • marshallpeck, on 11/12/2008, -6/+37Only, thing is that the feed should have been ordered from top to bottom with most recent on the top.
  • richardhenry, on 11/12/2008, -0/+29I did start at the bottom. It confused me for a few seconds.
  • theuncommonman, on 11/13/2008, -3/+31Ah yes, the obligatory "I don't believe in God so I have to make some jackass comment criticizing other people's beliefs" comment...
  • Lloydinator, on 11/12/2008, -0/+28Adam and Eve had other children as well. So Cain banged his sisters.
  • PrintScrn12, on 11/13/2008, -1/+27For readability.
  • toastybeast, on 11/12/2008, -2/+28A quality digg entry.
  • planck0, on 11/13/2008, -1/+26you're
  • CaptCarrot, on 11/12/2008, -0/+24What, you mean you haven't seen his Digg profile yet? :)
  • clsslc, on 11/13/2008, -1/+24I second the motion for a Facebook translation of the Bible.
  • neo991lb, on 11/12/2008, -2/+25LOL HAHA IT'S BACKWARDS THE NEWEST ITEM WOULD BE FIRST YOU IDIOT!!! HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMBY NEVAR USED FB B4???! HAHA

    The first time someone points it out, you look at it and think, "Hmm.. you're right but it's funnier this way." Every time after that you say to yourself, "Wow you ***** idiot, someone already ***** said that." Maybe that's just me. I thought it was funny even if it was "Lol backwards!"
  • calcio0fan, on 11/12/2008, -3/+25yeah these things are always backward... do these people not actually use facebook?
  • inactive, on 11/13/2008, -11/+32http://i33.tinypic.com/11ay3vp.jpg
  • Enasni1212, on 11/12/2008, -4/+25"blah?" Because you couldn't remember/type Able? I mean, it's almost the same letters.
  • TBBucs, on 11/12/2008, -3/+23You made the arms way too small on that one.
  • cplex, on 11/12/2008, -2/+22Ramen.
  • hijohnmark, on 11/12/2008, -2/+20Why are we digging this guy down? His story needs to be HEARD.
  • nathanwalker, on 11/12/2008, -2/+19lol @ FOR-EV-VER
  • setec, on 11/12/2008, -1/+17Brilliant.
  • flapanthers87, on 11/13/2008, -3/+18^^^^^^ WRONG.

    Rick Astley makes the rules.
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