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The Best Things in Life...

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  • lornali, on 04/25/2008, -7/+14Wonderful
    • rpgmaker, on 04/25/2008, -0/+12The best things in life are photoshopped.
    • eighties, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5Agreed.

      *Drives away in Porsche to private air field with Learjet*
    • danc4498, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1The mathematical side of my brain is tingling a bit...
  • ghee, on 04/25/2008, -6/+55I digg life.
    • williane, on 04/25/2008, -2/+3i digg anyone that diggs life
      • H0tKarl, on 04/25/2008, -2/+3I digg anyone that diggs anyone that diggs life. Unfortunately, I don't actually have one.
        • nitesoulja, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2i digg anyone that diggs anyone that diggs others dugg by *****
        • Danby123, on 04/25/2008, -5/+1And i will bury you all for being ***** losers.
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+1I bury life.

      What? Potatoes, guys.
    • LucasVB, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Bloody necromants.
  • coolmanmax2000, on 04/25/2008, -13/+30love the bullet holes
    • afidler, on 04/25/2008, -3/+9what bullet holes?
    • synystar, on 04/25/2008, -5/+5Well either they are large caliber bullet holes or someone decided it would be fun to randomly drill holes in a wall. What else could they be?
    • Ockniel, on 04/25/2008, -1/+22They aren't bullet holes. If they were bullet holes, there would be flaking around the holes. They're also aligned.
      • cvxdes1, on 04/25/2008, -0/+10Yes, they're clearly drilled there. They must have been planning on mounting some sort of torture fetish equipment right there.
      • imnotminkus, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Also, they're huge for bullets.
  • dathrilla, on 04/25/2008, -4/+18The worst thing in life is nothing.
    • SquigglyP, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I don't know... with nothing at least you have the opportunity to appreciate all the something there is.
    • H0tKarl, on 04/25/2008, -1/+7Super aids is worse than nothing.
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Having a horse ***** in my mouth is worse than nothing.
  • kalleanka, on 04/25/2008, -3/+22Unfortunately most of us do not realize how true this is until way too late in life.
    To all you kids out there, read that sign both one and two time and remember it.
    Some stuff in life are not worth sacrificing for worldly things.
    • Zaggynl, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1So that stuff isn't something from this world?
  • db0255, on 04/25/2008, -3/+52dugg for wisdom
  • wtfitsjared, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6I want this as a desktop background.
    • apio, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4that's impossible
      • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+2Dare I say, that's unpossible!
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1So that you can be reminded of the ails of materialism by your possessions?
      • breezytrees, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1ugh... my macbook pro..... so expensive...
  • mooseontheloose, on 04/25/2008, -5/+2Are they photoshopped pictures?
  • Harabeck, on 04/25/2008, -6/+4Right, the most important things are people, the great dieties of porn, pizza, and the internet. May they be found in my presence at all times.
  • riversc, on 04/25/2008, -7/+0nice message. but the pic is shopped.
  • Swallowell, on 04/25/2008, -3/+13The best things in life are free
    But you can give them to the birds and bees
    I want money
    • AndyStitzer, on 04/25/2008, -1/+8that's what I want
      • SquigglyP, on 04/25/2008, -5/+5That's what I WAAAAAAAAANT! That's what I want! (backup singers: that's what I want!)
        Money! (That's what I want)
        Lots of money! (That's what I want)
        Whole lot 'o money! (That's what I want)
        That's what i want. (That's what I want)...

        etc...
        You know... typing it like that made me think of rap music...
  • krolm, on 04/25/2008, -1/+34To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
  • jmpeagle, on 04/25/2008, -3/+3provacative, inspiring, motivational, illuminating, a cornucopia of wisdom... are all words that should not be used in the same sentence as this picture
  • Cheeselover, on 04/25/2008, -2/+18How can the best things not be things? Isn't everything a thing? That's why it is EVERY THING?

    my brain hurts.
    • Diderotten, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4If the best thing is not a thing, then the best thing is nothing.

      I can go on further to say that since nothing is better than everything, everything is less then nothing, and is therefore negative. Since even ideas, such as a soul, are things, life is worse than nothing. Therefore the best life is one not lived at all. Everything falls into place unless you're a masochist.

      It all makes since now, except that it's all generalized *****.
      • uziko, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5your either really really high, or really really smart
      • Akronos, on 04/25/2008, -0/+7*****: Even when you don't get it, you'll ***** bricks.
      • Diderotten, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2More of a headache...
        Nothing is better than everything, so the ultimate good is everything. But this can't be since the best things in life aren't things. This renders the facts of this and the former statement false. The best things can't be things, nothing, or everything. There is no best, and therefore, no worst. there is nothing, The meaning of life is 42, and we can all go about our way non-existing and co-existing at the same time.
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+1In this case, I believe the author means tangible things.
      • Diderotten, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5shhhhh! I'm trying to make a cult, here!
        *ahem
        Let us look into facepsalm 42. And I quote "42. Life’s only answer: the best thing is nothing." Look into the char count and you will see 42 characters without spaces...
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3They call them fingers but they don't "fing". Noodle that one!
  • shadus, on 04/25/2008, -2/+5All this time I thought the best thing in life was to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
    • Terasiel, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Somebody's been reading the bible again.
      • shadus, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Don't insult me, its from conan vis a vis Ghangis Khan.
      • shadus, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1(Damn edit window)
        The bible is much more violent.
  • SmellyFingers, on 04/25/2008, -4/+3Q_Q
  • cvxdes1, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0I see what you did there.
    • Diderotten, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3I guess the worst things in life aren't things either.
  • OneLess, on 04/25/2008, -3/+2"And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ''If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.''

    That’s one favor I’ve asked of you." -Kurt Vonnegut
  • uziko, on 04/25/2008, -6/+30the best things in life:

    1. girls

    2. money
    • mGARANDEUR1, on 04/25/2008, -0/+8Finally, a user who actually knows what's going on.
    • soccernamlak, on 04/25/2008, -0/+19And a combination of 1 and 2 equals 3. Sex
    • bgrah449, on 04/25/2008, -0/+7I want to digg you many more times than digg allows me to digg you
    • H0tKarl, on 04/25/2008, -0/+61. girls with money
      2. my hand

      I guess I'll learn to live with 2nd best.
    • MacGyver2000, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4No, Girls + Your Money = No Money
    • nepalikakro, on 04/25/2008, -1/+0Well, mo(money-problems) = 0
      Distributing out, we get momoney-moproblems = 0,
      and finally, momoney = moproblems.
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1You forgot a cadre of heavily armed men in suits to guard items 1 and 2.
    • Flushnasty, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Girls, yes money no. Its just paper after all.
  • Dbeneath, on 04/25/2008, -0/+10Digg is now the stickers on the binders of teenage girls when i was in middle school. awesome.
    • geneticlemon, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1When I was in middle school, teenage girls had stickers of multicolor unicorns and teddy bears on their Lisa Frank binders.
  • JayA, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6Condoms are pretty great things.
  • vigi, on 04/25/2008, -3/+7Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
    Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
    Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
    Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
    Mongol General: That is good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos
    • geneticlemon, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Your comment helps me to understand the other comment further up the page, so thank you.
  • Scaryclouds, on 04/25/2008, -2/+8But Bender is a thing!
  • highlyhigh, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2and the significant of this fortune cookie quote on some ghetto wall is? that digg users are dumb as sand and will praise just about anything that stimulates their two digit intelligence...
  • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -2/+3money sucks. $10 via paypal to the first person who replies.
    • uziko, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Ehh, I believe the best things in life are to help other people to give me warm fuzzies inside. Therefore I will be willing to take this burdensome cash that you possess off of your hands. $_$
      • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2What's your paypal address?
        • jmoh, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!


          • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2yeah. this guy just won $10. i'll give him 20m to claim it.
          • bpollay, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2If you're giving away money, give it to charity for people who actually need it.
          • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Actually, I just started a new project on Tuesday with the goal of raising and giving anywhere from $500,000 to $990,000 to charity. Maybe when I'm ready to roll with it it will end up on the front page of Digg. Who knows.
        • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Time's up. Claim it or lose it.
          • uziko, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1i don't have a paypal, but thanks anyways
          • bpollay, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Well Mr. Rich Man, I'll be happy to take your money.
          • ralphthemagi, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Nope. Only to the first person. Guess I'll have to save this $10 for another day.

            And dude, get a PayPal. It's 2008.
    • bpollay, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2How can money suck?
  • theotheragentm, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4That's great. I'm going to take this photo, print lots of copies, and sell them online. Who wants one?
  • androothebear, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2word
  • H0tKarl, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2You guessed correctly.
  • Newportbeachguy, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2I think its supposed to say "free".
  • HellaBAD, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6Why is this listed under Comedy?
  • Terasiel, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0That's right. Vagina's defiantly aren't things.
  • KingGorilla, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1-Art Buchwald
  • tones1, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2The best things in life: Pussy, Money, Weed.
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  • PueSi, on 04/25/2008, -4/+3 
  • mal1964, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”
    - Maria Robinson -
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1***** you Maria Robinson, I got a damn time machine!
  • oatdc, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3well it really depends on if you view women as objects or humans
  • jmoh, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1If Luther Vandross thinks it's free, then it must certainly be true!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pgh3tlia10
  • BetterOffEd, on 04/25/2008, -3/+2"Things" keep the economy going. "Things" make the world go 'round.

    .
    • Danby123, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1gravity makes the world go round.

      Moron.
      • jivatmanx, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Actually, inertia makes the world go round.
      • BetterOffEd, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1HA... And where do you work? Is it an EVIL COMPANY that makes "things?" Or perhaps your EVIL COMPANY performs services that are sold as "things"...
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Gravity comes from the gravitational pull of things!

      Moron.
  • Strikersgun, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0and its also not the living
  • diggsarah, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Absolutely agree.
  • devila2208, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2I dunno...is weed a "thing"?
  • jivatmanx, on 04/25/2008, -3/+1(This.atFrontpage) == (Digg.at(EpicFail))
    • ixelr8, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1(Your.comment) == (Yourself.at(EpicFail))
  • FChicken, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1When I first saw the little thumbnail, I thought it was a picture of Iraq with writing over it.
  • OfNumbers, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Nice photoshop. Wait, not really, nice would require me to not realize it was doctored.
  • BobaFettTDG, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Nice typography.
  • louiebaur, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Very True
  • anbublackops, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Now if only we actually acted like this were true.
  • Zihuatanejo, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2I prefer stuff.
  • Neorio, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0He who dies with the most toys wins!
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