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- SceptreData, on 04/03/2008, -0/+60I don't think It would be responsible for me to own those Blast Knuckles.
Every time I used them, I'd want to shout out "BLAST KNUCKLES" before zapping someone.
IT would also be important for the Mortal Kombat theme song to be playing in the background. - ElBeh, on 04/03/2008, -0/+39Dugg for the Blast Knuckles ad.
- SarahSue, on 04/03/2008, -0/+28Pretty good odds that someone will not attack a vending machine with feet sticking out of the bottom of it..
- Varner13, on 04/03/2008, -0/+25I want the vending machine costume just to mess with people.
- darny, on 04/03/2008, -0/+16Damnit, I sure wish that shotgun-flashlight was a weapon in Doom 3.
- mentallyimprd, on 04/03/2008, -1/+16holy ***** - the torch-shotgun had me in tears... how stupid would you need to be to own that?!? Let alone design the thing!
- mentallyinhell, on 04/03/2008, -0/+14Just release all of them to the public and let natural selection handle things.
- RSnote, on 04/03/2008, -0/+12If the white sneakers doesn't give it away as a fake, the fact that the vending machine just bought a soda from the vending machine next to it should help.
- UTKEngineer, on 04/03/2008, -2/+12Hate to be the voice of math here, but a 410 caliber slug is four TENTHS of an inch (ie 0.410 inches), not four inches. That is all, carry on with the hyperbole.
- GunsGermsSteel, on 04/03/2008, -0/+9I'm sorry but a "stun gun you punch people with" by it's very nature, cannot be "*****".
- Ikulus, on 04/03/2008, -0/+9The writing at cracked has been awesome lately.
- leprix, on 04/03/2008, -0/+8So if you're wearing the Electrified "No-Contact" Jacket, and someone grabs, say, your hand, then your jacket.....omgzap.
- MacEnvy, on 04/03/2008, -0/+8Maybe it just needed to restock.
- Raziel66, on 04/03/2008, -0/+7They didn't say the slug was four inches, they said it would put a four inch HOLE in the attacker.
- InspectorGadget, on 04/03/2008, -0/+7Yeah, but people tend to topple over vending machines that don't work.
- jtmitl, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6The guy with the briefcase seems to be opening up his crotch to a fury of bullets... doesn't look like a good investment.
- xaviel, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6Tampon Taser...
- GlennLThompson, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6I have to get me some force lightening. I just hope they haven't designed gloves that absorbe the stuff and shoot it back at you yet.
- jamangold, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6I remember seeing ads for Ninja keychains in various magazines during the 80's, especially in the Century Martial Art Supply catalog - the same company that brought us Chuck Norris Action Jeans.
http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/x/blogger/ ... - WhiteHamster, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6i agree, just hit him with the maglite, those things are batons in their own right
- talonstriker, on 04/03/2008, -0/+6Really handy when its dark and you don't know which side is pointing at you.
- mecharabbit, on 04/03/2008, -0/+5until they reach into your slot to get their soda...owww!
- blackfog, on 04/03/2008, -0/+5The ad was so amazing, Raiden punking a bitch that looks like Zeus will convince me to buy just about anything.
- chanop, on 04/03/2008, -0/+5I want one
- expert01, on 04/03/2008, -0/+5DBZ?
- SwedishNinja, on 04/03/2008, -0/+5Doubtful. .410s are for taking out rabbits, not making big ***** holes. You'll probably make a lot of tiny holes in your attacker.
- wrestlingnrj, on 04/03/2008, -0/+4Where can I buy some Blast Knuckles? Those look awesome!
- yngtimmy, on 04/03/2008, -0/+4Ive gotta see a video of the Myotron in action.
- muffinmonk, on 04/03/2008, -1/+4MORTAL KOMBAT!
- mecharabbit, on 04/03/2008, -1/+4me think I hit with pulse wave myotron but not sure...
me like hot dog - Whackly, on 04/03/2008, -0/+3The shotgun flashlight would make spooky campfire stories actually scary for once.
- thedarkrabbit, on 04/03/2008, -0/+3The shotgun flashlight would seem like a bad idea during storm season...
- EvilGunOwner, on 04/03/2008, -0/+3That was the Kellerman study performed by two "medical professionals." It has been thoroughly debunked many times and yet some anti-gun proponents in the media still try to quote it as fact. The methodology for gathering the statistics was simply flawed. Google "Kellerman study" and you'll see plenty of articles on the subject.
- jimdaworm, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Everything that is going to be invented has been
- natgem, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2omg, i laughed so hard at the coke machine disguise. I need that for Halloween!
- RhodesSkolar, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2I haven't been threatened since I started lugging around this cool guillotine.
- talonstriker, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2epic halloween constume....
- padd0016, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the Blast Knuckles pic.
Mmmm... Gauntlets +1, 1d6 electrical damage. - theprogram4, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the vending machine costume.
- heymikedude, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2omfg the blast knuckles is the most bad ass thing i've seen... ever...
- AvangionQ, on 04/04/2008, -0/+2"Blast Knuckles should have been number one. With that *****, I'm Raiden!" - vercotti ... Hadoken! Feh, mixing old school video game humor never works ...
- sbuzz, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Lead in a cap isn't the brightest idea. Just weigh you down.
- Icelightning, on 04/04/2008, -0/+2Force lightening = bleach?
- camino262, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Yes, you too can be Raiden! Purchase you blast knuckles here!
- orangefly, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2you just get the bullet proof cup accessory(super troopers)....
- MacEnvy, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2I suspect state troopers would have something to say about that. And drive-thru workers.
- Iamironman, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2 "Light em' up" with the new flashlight shotgun!
- ahhell, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1WTF?
- misbehaves, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1I want the jacket and knuckles.
- PoJE, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1What the ***** are people thinking, honestly!?
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