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Teen Pregnancy...

static.crooksandliars.com — ...By Republican Miss Cellania. It's old, but brain-dead hilarious.

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 11, 2008

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  • DickyT83, on 08/11/2008, -22/+427............................................______ __
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  • swordedge, on 08/11/2008, -3/+381In other news, surveys show that death rates drop to zero once people have died.
  • Slackersrule, on 08/11/2008, -12/+265Falcon PUNCH!
  • jetblackz4, on 08/11/2008, -0/+249In other news : If your parents did not have kids most likely you will not either.
  • Alexrrr, on 08/11/2008, -2/+20160% of the time it works everytime!
  • failedpimp, on 08/11/2008, -4/+178HEADLINE: 100% of teen pregnancy over at age 20!!!
  • jon02129, on 08/11/2008, -0/+171I always thought the teen years were the ones that ended in "teen".

    "Tenteen, eleventeen, twelveteen.."
  • inactive, on 08/11/2008, -2/+145But at 24 teen pregnancy is still goin stong!
  • Chrissy990, on 08/11/2008, -17/+147I don't even know what this person was trying to say. This doesn't make any sense at all.
  • Zihuatanejo, on 08/11/2008, -2/+116Now I don't have to watch Leno tonight.
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  • redassassin7, on 08/11/2008, -1/+109Believe me, at age 25 I can still get a teen pregnant.
  • steve9924, on 08/11/2008, -3/+102no, that's part of what's funny about it... right over your head I guess ? :)
  • fuzzmeister, on 08/11/2008, -3/+68*whoosh*
  • dtd00d, on 08/11/2008, -4/+66It solves teen pregnancy.
  • inactive, on 08/11/2008, -3/+56I'm glad it is small enough to read from the thumbnail. Not really worth the clickthrough. Still a knee-slapper, though.
  • Zdorab, on 08/11/2008, -2/+54Twenty-Fiveteen...
  • speedk0re, on 08/11/2008, -0/+41in case that wasn't enough
    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4 ...
  • rockwithme000, on 08/12/2008, -1/+41Your parents still had you.
  • LeeSoong, on 08/11/2008, -1/+40for once, face palm is right.
  • steve9924, on 08/11/2008, -0/+39I think that's the point
  • GuitarHeroDenn, on 08/11/2008, -1/+38http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff224/VR6_Bisho ...

    And now you know.
  • whoomp123, on 08/11/2008, -3/+34i think they are saying you are less likely to get a teenage girl pregnant on the day after your 25th birthday
  • inactive, on 08/12/2008, -3/+33I'll take that bet. Considering you're on digg, I'd give a 100 to 1 odds you aren't getting anything pregnant, because your hand doesn't have ovaries or a womb.
  • mescad, on 08/11/2008, -2/+30I guess that's why some people use "tween" to describe 10-12 year olds.
  • inactive, on 08/11/2008, -0/+2898% of people disagree.
  • alpharaptor, on 08/11/2008, -0/+26"Vegans eat less red meat than most other americans"
    "Computers not powered on get fewer viruses"
  • WalkerTXclocker, on 08/11/2008, -0/+24Pot meet kettle.
  • Demener, on 08/11/2008, -2/+24"Over the age of 150" would work better.
  • staffell, on 08/11/2008, -2/+24bye
  • Managua8Green, on 08/11/2008, -1/+21well, aren't you a little whiny bitch
  • inactive, on 08/11/2008, -1/+20Ah yes, I remember when my parents first talked to me about sex when I turned 25.
  • Tertini, on 08/11/2008, -1/+18AHOY THERE!
  • adrenalmedulla9, on 08/11/2008, -1/+18Well, at least you're aware enough how shameful your actions are to quickly leave the scene...
  • franklymister, on 08/11/2008, -1/+19Found a bit about the woman who said this here:
    http://www.csindy.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A8 ... (you have to scroll down for her picture)

    Apparently, in addition to her bizarre "teen pregnancy" statement, she also thinks that African American culture encourages promiscuity, that women carrying guns in public is "unfashionable," and she tried to pass a law that Colorado go on Daylight Savings Time all year round so that days would be longer the whole time, not just for six months.
  • supersonicdarky, on 08/11/2008, -8/+24━━━━━━━━━ ┏┓
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    ┗┫　　　┃　　　┣┛　┏━━┻┃FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
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  • renegade334, on 08/11/2008, -4/+19Uh, you did knwo 76% of statistics are made up right?
  • Someguy101, on 02/19/2009, -1/+16Where's Captain Obvious when you need him?
  • Aces08, on 08/11/2008, -3/+17no
  • ducksoup31, on 08/12/2008, -7/+21Glad you put "most likely;" I was adopted.
  • spvn, on 08/12/2008, -0/+13yes thank you for repeating leesoong's point.. i so needed that.
  • ramzavala, on 08/11/2008, -1/+13I see you understand the joke.
  • mattlohkamp, on 08/11/2008, -1/+12yeah, pretty sure 'teen' is 13 through 19...
  • ayeroxor, on 08/11/2008, -0/+11What's the best thing about sex with twenty-fiveteen-year-olds?

    no, doesn't quite work...
  • inactive, on 08/11/2008, -4/+14*FALCOOON PAAAAAAAAUUUUNCH!!!!!!1

    fixed.
  • radsprack, on 08/12/2008, -1/+11Donkey PUUUNCH!!!
  • sw1ft, on 08/11/2008, -0/+10Whoosh.
  • reparsed, on 08/11/2008, -1/+11An article by Yogi Berra.
  • johndavidjack, on 08/11/2008, -0/+9There is like an army of these people...
  • herrshuster, on 08/12/2008, -0/+9Thanks for telling us. No one's ever seen it before
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