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- Recluse84, on 06/13/2009, -10/+581Suprisingly accurate
- hawkspur, on 06/13/2009, -4/+431I DARESAY ANY MAN WITHOUT A PROUD SHIP OF THE LINE ACROSS HIS BREAST DOESN'T TRULY SUPPORT HIS MAJESTY'S NAVY.
/monocle - danknerd, on 06/13/2009, -12/+423My tattoo is best!
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1836/p6130006b.jp ...
If you can beat this I would love to see it! - FlyingCaveman, on 06/13/2009, -3/+248So the full rigged sailing ship on the chest is acceptable then.
- SamSks, on 06/13/2009, -101/+320Kids, in a few years, being a plastic surgeon that specializes in removing tattoos will be BIG business!
I had a doctor across the hall from a doc who removed tattoos and he had this endless stream of business and a Porsche for everyday of the week.
Tattoos are ugly, especially on women. Why do you girls want to mess with classic lines?
It's unfortunate that this tattoo fad had to come about. At least piercings will heal up.
Why can't there be a fad where folks look classy instead of like trash? Yes, I'm saying tattoos make you look like low class trash. - ZeeZee2k, on 06/13/2009, -3/+211The Chinese characters tattoo says "slut" btw.
- inactive, on 06/13/2009, -14/+221My dad go one tatoo that is not really a tatoo just a bunch of numbers and no one have ever said a bad thing about it. Granted he got as kid when he was sent to a concentration camp.
- trevor98, on 06/13/2009, -24/+212Seriously? Tattoos are a choice. You choose to tell people something about yourself in a fairly universal way. By getting a tattoo you are telling society something about yourself- them understanding and making judgments on that is somehow wrong? If you get a tattoo and don't know what it tells society then that is your mistake not theirs.
- MrDoug, on 06/13/2009, -5/+179Dugg for 500% faster humiliation.
- theaceoface, on 06/13/2009, -4/+160dugg for padded watermelon...but seriously, I don't know any tattoo parlor that will work on you if your drunk. But I guess there is always the disreputable ones
- Hobbes24, on 06/13/2009, -1/+153forgot wrist tattoos
the hipster's trampstamp - tmyprod, on 06/13/2009, -1/+140Acceptable? It should be mandatory.
- lolwatermelon, on 06/13/2009, -116/+241You know what else makes you appear like low class trash? Judging people based on tattoos.
- waisosrs, on 06/13/2009, -6/+124:(
- RoboRay, on 06/13/2009, -10/+126Welcome to the real world. Perception is everything, and the first impression comes from appearance. You can have a Ivy League education, but if you have "Porn Star" written across your forehead do you really expect to get a job outside of a really crappy bar?
- Doomsan, on 06/13/2009, -25/+130I'll never get a tatoo.
- SeverTomorrow, on 06/13/2009, -0/+105My god, words cannot describe how awesome that comment is, Hawkspur.
- Cyberdactyl, on 06/13/2009, -4/+91Oh my my, I feel SOOO sorry for all this young hot ladies wanting to make a statement with a tatoo.
http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover - johnpaul191, on 06/13/2009, -30/+110No regrets for my tattoos, though I guess I'm only 35. I wouldn't be happy working for somebody bigoted enough to pass on me because I have tattoos, and i have plenty of freelancing work. Being freelance means i have lots of clients that continually rehire me, and they would have an easy out if they were judgmental people. I get judged on how well I do my job, and how reliable I am. I don't judge people based on the bad decisions they make... like being drunk *****, eating meat or watching American Idol.
As for the article, it is probably written by some cube dwelling lemming. It's too bad they can't just fall into line, but feel the need to keep the rest of society boring as well. I hope they like their adult contemporary music and friday night network sitcoms. Who the hell am i saving my skin for? I don't believe in an afterlife. You only live once, enjoy it.
On my deathbed I would rather regret something silly and harmless I did do, then regret everything i was too scared to do. - TheNyquilKid, on 06/13/2009, -3/+81Why come you got no tattoo? Unscannable!
- stubear, on 06/13/2009, -5/+81Don't be such a retarded fag.
- pat25fire, on 06/13/2009, -2/+73/monocle? Dugg
- MikeOxbigg, on 06/13/2009, -4/+73They're oddly kind to the tramp stamp area.
Let's face it; Buncha skeevie hos. - DinosaurDerek, on 06/13/2009, -3/+72I have "WHAT JOB?" tattooed on my knuckles..
- inactive, on 06/13/2009, -10/+78Since I have a tattoo, I was prepared to be offended. Then I saw that mine is located in the "only socially acceptable place", so now I can join in the fun of mocking people who have facial tattoos. :)
As for the people getting upset over the word "faggy": yes, it's a retarded word to use, but come on: it stopped meaning "homosexual" a LONG time ago. If anything, people should be glad that "gay" and "fag" have become general-use juvenile insults, applicable to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. - inactive, on 06/13/2009, -0/+68Its growing nicely. It should start producing milk in a year or so.
- gambl0r, on 06/13/2009, -4/+70Of course there are, there are world-renown tattoo artists that do amazing work, and there's the place down the street that will give a scribblely-line piece of ***** to anyone who has $50.
- hypnos747, on 06/13/2009, -5/+70dude. that's clearly just about the best tattoo ever. you win.
- dexx4d, on 06/13/2009, -0/+62Just don't get a tattoo that can't be covered with clothing. Worked for at my current job for a year and a half before I found out my boss had a full sleeve - he just wore a long sleeved shirt all the time in the office.
- MikeOxbigg, on 06/13/2009, -0/+58Because that "Buy me a drink" part is optional. At best.
- smord, on 06/13/2009, -3/+57I TOO AM FURIOUS THAT THIS COMEDY ARTICLE IS ***** RACIST AGAINST MY TATTOO.
- joauri, on 06/13/2009, -2/+56You had me up until Master Shake.
- Ryansmellsfarts, on 06/13/2009, -3/+55It looks like it's on the upper arm. Fairly easy to cover that up I'd imagine. Not many jobs require sleeveless shirts.
- b3owulf, on 06/13/2009, -1/+51the girl will still be disappointed
- waisosrs, on 06/13/2009, -3/+53AIDS Burger would be funnier.
- jasdf, on 06/13/2009, -3/+51Looks like someone has a back tattoo...
- Sequoiathrone, on 06/13/2009, -2/+49my all-over tattoo wasnt actually a good idea then? :(
- atm0, on 06/13/2009, -6/+52Okay, so you know BOWSER from Super Mario Brothers? I totally want BOWSER right here on my arm. But wai-wait. That's not it. He's gonna be RIDING A SURF BOARD.
EDIT: Holy Jesus. Someone actually has it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/tmooreshow/ ... - badtzmartin, on 06/13/2009, -3/+48It's on CRACKED. Don't take it so seriously.
- Brandoskey, on 06/13/2009, -9/+53no mention at all of portrait and tribute tattoos? those are the worst of all, as if your dead and gone grandparents really ever wanted to be memorialized by a half assed sketch of themselves on your body.
- Edgers, on 06/13/2009, -6/+48When do you think the Holocaust occurred exactly?
- stubear, on 06/13/2009, -4/+45"At least piercings will heal up."
I don't know. The latest fad is to have your earlobes stretched out. That's not going to heal and there are times I've had to fight the urge (and I'm sure I'm not alone here) to grab those stupid black plugs they place to stretch it out in stages and rip away. - varble, on 06/13/2009, -2/+42Try living in Japan with Tattoos. Even Americans are labeled as Yakuza. Most hot spring resorts refuse entry to those with body art of any kind to keep the Yakuza away.
- sealink, on 06/13/2009, -2/+42Also, it's not like the Holocaust is the only time people were ever in concentration camps.
- Chompy, on 06/13/2009, -3/+42OK that's pretty ***** awesome.
- MonkeyNews, on 06/13/2009, -17/+56"Yes, I'm saying tattoos make you look like low class trash."
I don't have a tattoo, but I'm saying you sound like an pseudo elitist prick. - cosmicv, on 06/13/2009, -5/+43Oh dear god...lets just get hypersensitive about everything now...
- Chalks777, on 06/13/2009, -1/+38and the ones that do don't care if you have tattoos.
- PabloIV, on 06/13/2009, -0/+37Also, there are adults on Digg.
- TheFinaleofSeem, on 06/13/2009, -0/+36"I thought diggers were more reasonable than this..."
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