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- barstegry, on 10/13/2008, -4/+1491"Can beat scissors"?
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -13/+1024apple could still sell that stone for $299
- monkyboyrr, on 10/13/2008, -8/+828"Can be used as lethal weapon" ?
- jazzman251, on 10/13/2008, -18/+812"Copy & Paste"
- AManWithNoName, on 10/13/2008, -21/+753"Gets diggs simply for existing"?
- archiewan, on 10/13/2008, -7/+738seriously.... i'm so sick of all the stories about rocks on here
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -5/+546Just block the geology section and quit bitching.
Seriously, I wish you rock-hating woodfags would just go back to carpentry class and STFU. - TimeIsTissue, on 10/13/2008, -13/+499"Quotation marks"?
- gozroth, on 10/13/2008, -7/+405that's so true. rocks were way ahead of their time
- harronoob, on 10/13/2008, -13/+373Blends?
- GawtMilk, on 10/13/2008, -2/+354Can be Jailbroken?
iPhone ✔
Rock ✘
Can be used to break out of jail?
iPhone ✘
Rock ✔ - lupin0132, on 10/13/2008, -5/+341"Can be used as decorative paperweight"?
- robert001, on 10/13/2008, -13/+288"Can harbour moss and algae?"
- TekeeTakShak, on 10/13/2008, -29/+281I masturbate to rocks.
- vinibinini, on 10/13/2008, -3/+244THANK GOD!
Someone ACTUALLY realizes the problems with the iPhone!
***** Copy Paste, I want to harbor some ***** Moss and Algae - BMNB1tches, on 10/13/2008, -12/+213stOWNed
- tbredofsin, on 10/13/2008, -14/+210Moss: √ X
- douglasr007, on 10/13/2008, -3/+197and brand it as the iRock
- QueEsAmor, on 10/13/2008, -0/+185Not before they bleached it white.
- pingudownunder, on 10/13/2008, -17/+193"Can be used to break screens / panes of glass"?
- roadtripper, on 10/13/2008, -10/+184"Replaceable battery"
"Likes Windows" - akkibaba, on 10/13/2008, -2/+165Grok Jobs used to sell the stone to gullible cavemen back in the day.
- Loonacy, on 10/13/2008, -0/+158It's not just any X, it's upside down and backwards.
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -5/+162paper.
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -1/+153The Stone won't break but the iPhone sure will...
- Plasmatica, on 10/13/2008, -3/+132I highly respect you ASCII skills.
- latova, on 10/13/2008, -43/+152"Can be used to break its competitor"?
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -5/+103I liked macbook air vs Commodore SX-64 better
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajaxed/2212112946/ - Yonson, on 10/13/2008, -0/+97Congratulations. You got the joke.
- netneutrality, on 10/13/2008, -0/+95✔✘
- rieuwa, on 10/13/2008, -7/+100"Can be used to break Windows?"
- ifire, on 10/13/2008, -0/+88you didn't know how to type an X?
- univerio, on 10/13/2008, -7/+86iStoned is better.
- hello3u, on 10/13/2008, -11/+90tick on both
- KFblade, on 10/13/2008, -1/+71Sorry. The Middle East already took that name.
- DragonForce4, on 10/13/2008, -0/+64needs more ✔s and ✘s
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -0/+63You misspelled *****.
- inactive, on 10/13/2008, -3/+64I'm more of a boulder man myself.
- macbookcoard, on 10/13/2008, -6/+62............................................________
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..................................., - ncc74656m, on 10/13/2008, -2/+56To your first point, sir, I would like to say that you can in fact get laid with a rock. After all, it's terribly inconvenient for Ogg the Caveman to have his conquest kicking and screaming all the way back to the cave.
- simplyphp, on 10/13/2008, -9/+61Stones have had multi-touch & multi-purpose since before the internet. And if you bang an iPhone and a stone together, guess which one iBreaks?
- sealink, on 10/14/2008, -2/+51@ Cenobite: I laughed for about a minute straight at "rock hating woodfags".
Full disclosure: I'm a geologist. - timpkmn89, on 10/13/2008, -0/+48Check both
I'm sure there's an iPhone app for it - lordsandwich, on 10/13/2008, -1/+49Mossberg: X √
- roxgod666, on 10/13/2008, -3/+51............ iPhone......Rock
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Thanks to the guy ^ for lending me these symbols - Slackluster, on 10/13/2008, -13/+60"Can be covered by paper"?
- aquafire, on 10/13/2008, -0/+47Moss is the square root of x....?
- moolcool, on 10/13/2008, -1/+48check on both*
*I am Rich app required on iPhone - temujin2012, on 10/13/2008, -4/+51"Can be my pet"
- LongShlong, on 10/13/2008, -5/+49Rock on...
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