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So my girlfriend was searching Google....

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  • rasbill, on 06/08/2008, -139/+105wow the exact search she put in came up in adsence, thats impossible





    retard
    • SuperJoints, on 06/08/2008, -36/+68Being that this was filed under Comedy, I think its simply for humour purposes -_-.

      But also, don't spout ***** on topics you don't know about. First off, those ads are apart of Adwords, not Adsense.

      Second, there is a feature in Google Adwords called Dynamic Keyword Insertion, whereas the Ad Title will be replaced by the search query. So this is very plausible.

      Seeing ignorant people on the Internet makes me more mad than seeing them in real life - it's harder to .... "correct" them over the Internet, shall I say? ;)
      • Zipko, on 06/09/2008, -4/+92I can't go to bed yet, someone is wrong on the internet.
      • UsedToVacation, on 06/09/2008, -5/+33You're nitpicking. Adsense, adwords, who gives a tit, we're not researching the companies financial history. Doesn't matter.

        And your second argument is exactly what he was saying...so good job.

        He's right. Funny, but you did put it right in the search bar.
        • PolarBearCa, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9***** are available as rewards for diligent research?

          Where do I sign up?
      • gwyrth, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5superjoints = saving the world from incorrect people

        SOMEbody has to do it.
      • foofiejnooner, on 06/09/2008, -1/+8ya know he was being sarcastic right?
      • specialK16, on 06/09/2008, -7/+3oOooooooohhh. So Mr. Important over the internet, how much did your epenis grow after that?
        • IllBeBack, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5He also made 1,000 theoretical Internet dollars for that correction.
    • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 06/09/2008, -4/+19I believe he was pointing out that the site was StrollerGalaxy.com

      Which is kinda funny that it would pop up about getting pregnant at prom.
      Though it might be a little more humorous if it were for an abortion clinic, but dead babies are funny to me.
    • jimbohawkins, on 06/09/2008, -1/+34Did anyone else notice that the search was really for "I'm pregnant"?

      Why would you change the search field for your digg post?
      • drakenlot, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2That's true, it would be funnier if he left it as 'I'm Pregnant'

        that would mean it inserted prom itself
        • Zipko, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2she*

          Unless it was Arnold Schwarzenegger who submitted this.
        • drakenlot, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2"So my girlfriend..."

          Means the guy submitted it, congratulations on proving you're an idiot
    • dvdchris, on 06/09/2008, -3/+2don't you mean 'thats unpossible!'
    • damntourists, on 06/09/2008, -1/+0i'm assuming that the option in his browser to remember search fields and url history is turned on, allowing him to see exactly what term she searched.
  • chrisd3n, on 06/08/2008, -10/+1482Buddy, I think theres something your girlfriend isnt telling you
    • mearom, on 06/09/2008, -11/+70I thought she wanted to buy a new refrigerator!
      • hoodratthangs, on 06/09/2008, -37/+1***** like this shouldn't be dugg up. your comment is irrelevant and you failed. the one below yours should get dugg up more.
      • elbonito665, on 06/09/2008, -3/+7Who failed?
    • uptown, on 06/09/2008, -4/+222....like who she went to the prom with.
      • alex4u2nv, on 06/09/2008, -5/+54Or what happened during that unaccountable 20mins ;p
        • UNL1M1T3D, on 06/09/2008, -6/+8520 minutes? I envy your skills sir.
        • GhettoMagic, on 06/09/2008, -7/+58Skills? I envy your 20 minutes sir.
        • jawagas, on 06/09/2008, -7/+55Envy? I'm skilled in under 20 minutes sir.
        • mattcoady, on 06/09/2008, -7/+57Sir? I minute your 20 envy skills.
        • dilibau, on 06/09/2008, -18/+4ok, all combinations have been exhausted. was this a sexual game or something?
        • exempler, on 06/09/2008, -13/+1Minutes? I envy your 20 skills.
        • zerocool1990, on 06/09/2008, -7/+304chan ? Get the ***** out of my DIGG.
        • caruso, on 06/10/2008, -2/+2no xD
    • sint4x, on 06/09/2008, -3/+146It's not like she isn't aware of good protection. She is using the latest version of AVG.
      • Jereso, on 06/09/2008, -3/+19Hah, that's good protection? Probably doesn't detect half of her STD's.
        • Buu700, on 06/09/2008, -8/+2Well, I think I can detect half of them, if you know what I mean...
      • MannaPC, on 06/09/2008, -1/+9That's SiteAdvisor, not AVG LinkScan ;)
      • striker1211, on 06/09/2008, -1/+20But she is using Internet Explorer...
    • wc3452, on 06/09/2008, -16/+8He's not your buddy, guy!
      • AlgnPelotudo, on 06/09/2008, -12/+1he's not your guy, bro
      • diggcommentguy, on 06/09/2008, -1/+30this is sadly getting old, buddy!
        • artofwar420, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10I agree, it was really good. I hope Digg's not becoming a cemetery for memes.
        • jmp478, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3No, It's more of a retirement home for memes.
          They're loved and hated, but at least they get attention.
      • brodieface, on 06/09/2008, -7/+1Don't call me buddy, friend.
      • llnylov, on 06/09/2008, -4/+5***** MEME SUCKS!

        WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
    • MOJIRA, on 06/09/2008, -14/+4I'm not your buddy, guy...
    • Ladymongoose, on 06/09/2008, -1/+22A little shameless self-promotion on Stroller Galaxy's part.
      • Spudster, on 06/09/2008, -1/+12Their strollers ARE out of this world though.
    • abhinavkumar, on 06/09/2008, -3/+1Funny because it's true.
    • jmp478, on 06/09/2008, -1/+16did anybody else notice how the words "I'M" and "PREGNANT" are in bold and "prom" is nowhere to be found in the search results?

      And when you search for that, it actually comes up with "Did you mean: I think I GET pregnant during prom" and a lot of results for prom too.
    • WebWorker, on 06/09/2008, -5/+5How babby is formed? How girl got pragnent?
      • yayintertubes, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3They need to do way instain mother.
    • jmp478, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10AND... the "Results: 1 - 10 of about 722,000 for IM PREGNANT (0.08 seconds)" in the top right corner.
      All they did was go back and type something different into the search bar after the results came up
    • krets, on 06/09/2008, -2/+5He's not your buddy, pal!
  • moblin7, on 06/08/2008, -64/+409"Just a midnight dumpster baaaabbyyyy...."
    • oldcrows40, on 06/09/2008, -4/+93it's prom night, not midnight
    • sherbertbones, on 06/09/2008, -65/+40"Family Guy isn't funnnnnnnnny..."
      • WickerMan601, on 06/09/2008, -29/+15Why are you digging him down? It's absolutely true.
        • lamiaconfitor, on 06/09/2008, -2/+1"Whee! I like to get buried! Me too, me too!"
      • TheGooseyOne, on 06/09/2008, -11/+2I dugg your comment up until I realized you completely botched the line.

        l2proofread
      • restlessdesign, on 06/09/2008, -3/+26Yet you still got that reference?
      • sladek, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3"Yes it isssssssssss..."
      • jroussell, on 06/09/2008, -2/+6You should try smoking pot.
    • iMiXiMi, on 06/09/2008, -3/+25Hes still being dugg up despite the fact he quoted it wrong
      • black27696, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6My God! Perhaps people are digging up the reference rather than getting all upset that he mixed up ONE word! SOUND THE ALARMS!

        Typically, I would get dugg down for that because I'm clearly not one of the people that goes nuts over grammar.

        Except usually putting a disclaimer like that ends up getting you dugg up.

        But that last bit might get me dugg down.

        And THAT last bit might get me a few diggs.

        But the length of this post will surely get me buried.
        • libervisco, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2Why care if you get dugg up or down? Just speak your mind and get over it. ;)
      • moblin7, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1If it makes you feel any better, when I sang it in my head I got all the notes right.
    • ditka354, on 06/09/2008, -0/+63It's probably just a burrito.
      • benroy, on 06/09/2008, -2/+6I actually laughed at that.
        You Sir, are dugg.
        • Heavypettingzoo, on 06/11/2008, -0/+2That thread had oodles of fantastic dead-baby jokes...think I'll go refresh my memory...
      • MadroxKran, on 06/11/2008, -0/+0Beat me to it.
    • phatboye, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3wow you beat me to it, as soon as I saw this pic that song came to me
    • freshpow, on 06/09/2008, -6/+1the number of diggs on the comment is currently 187...creepy
  • insaincain02, on 06/08/2008, -6/+868wow that must have been a crazy prom if it happened "during"
    • macbookhair, on 06/08/2008, -1/+256you must not be up on the new dance moves
      • secondwheel2, on 06/09/2008, -0/+18La Penetrada! It makes Sex Look Like A Church
    • Azimuth1, on 06/09/2008, -2/+108It is the mystery of the dance!
      • ICEOverDose, on 06/09/2008, -9/+4Yes! You sir, are my hero.
      • sg7791, on 06/09/2008, -2/+11Never, in all my days have I seen a pop culture reference of this proficiency. I'd like to congratulate you.
      • KingBabi, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5Only one man was crazy enough to dance that dance, and he is dead.
    • Mikhail101, on 06/09/2008, -36/+1What you mean dance moves, what do you like unzip your pants and pull down ur thong if ur a girl

      and there are always washrooms u know
      • charliecharlos, on 06/09/2008, -0/+28Buried for not having a command over the English language.
        • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 06/09/2008, -2/+11ur jist jelos dat i kno wat i m takin bout
          u culd totly tak lesons 4rm meh
          lololololololol


          Yeah, just typing that gave me a headache.
      • Handonam, on 06/09/2008, -0/+7buried for already being buried
    • mearom, on 06/09/2008, -2/+40Sad thing is, its the teachers baby
      • jnordb, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8At least it's not the teacher who got knocked up at prom......
    • googooly, on 06/09/2008, -8/+1ya i think no one heard about new dance moves. its awsome
    • esteskid, on 06/09/2008, -3/+30best. prom. ever.
    • Llanowar, on 06/09/2008, -7/+4Someone should come up with a priceless joke.
      • xL0Sx, on 06/09/2008, -7/+4Tickets to the Prom? - $150
        Tip for the limo to "break down" on the way home- $100
        Finding just what you need for that last minute surprise? -Priceless.
    • giantsfan134, on 06/09/2008, -3/+34He didn't even search "i think i got pregnant during prom" but really searched "im pregnant" as you can see on the right.

      Really though, why did he change the words in the search to take the screenshot? It seems much funnier if he didn't search the exact words that came up in the ad, but whatever...
    • J16T3CH, on 06/11/2008, -0/+0Notice the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is missing.
  • IamKrAzE, on 06/08/2008, -79/+4How did this get 10 diggs and I actually write a decent thing and get 2?
    • deadlift, on 06/08/2008, -1/+33You're doing it all wrong.
    • seriousguy, on 06/08/2008, -0/+40you're promoting your blog on Digg... thats a big no no

      second your not even a good writer lol =(.

      and uh.... KrAzE is reminiscent of AOL hackers.. .i feel like my buddy list is about to get hacked
    • goodposter, on 06/09/2008, -9/+4Becuase no one cares about you're ***** stories and no one cares about you.
    • Motocompo, on 06/09/2008, -8/+4and ur a douche
    • cheesecake42, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2butthurt
    • Xbogey, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0Because no one gives a ***** about you.
  • atomicbread, on 06/08/2008, -10/+940wrap it before you tap it
    • FeartheKnighted, on 06/09/2008, -13/+241Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
    • Hefelumpman, on 06/09/2008, -11/+283Don't be a punk - get her drunk!
    • jonz14, on 06/09/2008, -4/+465Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy
      • Agraek, on 06/09/2008, -13/+121"Don't worry mom, I pull out!"

        "So did your father, but we all know the end to that tragic story..."
      • dukemaskot, on 06/09/2008, -3/+0she likes it in the face
    • Suzuka09, on 06/09/2008, -104/+4EPIC WIN!
    • sockpuppets, on 06/09/2008, -3/+181When in doubt jerk it out
    • bfrank72, on 06/09/2008, -2/+186If you think she's funky, wrap your monkey.
    • Encablossa, on 06/09/2008, -7/+161Don't be a fag, shag her on the rag.
    • ncnavguy, on 06/09/2008, -93/+7or tap it in the crapper
      • Aursquared, on 06/09/2008, -4/+33buried for lack of wit and/or class
        • daRoach, on 06/09/2008, -1/+31Nah it just didn't rhyme.

          It might have gone over better if he had said "Tap 'er in the crapper".

          Then again maybe diggers are just very classy when it comes to sexual humor.
        • redneckblues, on 06/09/2008, -2/+18Forget the snapper, go for the crapper.
          amidoinitrite?
    • trivialmaggot, on 06/09/2008, -1/+197if you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em
    • str1fe, on 06/09/2008, -1/+165Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
    • nxkev, on 06/09/2008, -2/+174when in doubt, eat it out
      • john2kx, on 06/09/2008, -4/+105well, it rhymes, but I can't think of worse advice.. lol
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/09/2008, -3/+65If it smells like fish, then make a wish
        if it smells like chicken, then get to lickin'
        • bonez56, on 06/09/2008, -0/+60If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'
          If it tastes like trout, get the ***** out!
        • numb, on 06/09/2008, -2/+56If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
      • daza, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Safe sex is great sex - better wear a latex,
        'Cos you don't want that late text,
        That "I think I'm late text",

        To quoth Mr. Wayne.
    • SpeedSteamBoat, on 06/09/2008, -1/+170Cover your stump before you hump.
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 06/09/2008, -74/+3Ice cream... okay I couldn't come up with a clever rhyme.
    • johndajap56, on 06/09/2008, -3/+117What you can't do with your hips, do with your lips
    • requiem3, on 06/09/2008, -66/+20Don't be irresponsible, put on a condom.
      • RTPMatt, on 06/09/2008, -7/+24YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
      • wavesmachine, on 06/09/2008, -4/+3Jump in front of a truck!
      • LoveAndSeagulls, on 06/12/2008, -0/+1lol i thought it was pretty funny.. 'cause it's so out of place..
    • agentlame, on 06/09/2008, -10/+272I swear to god, if someone submits a screenshot of this thread...
      • FucangLong, on 06/09/2008, -14/+158http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Rhyming_ftw

        Sorry, I had to!
        • LoveAndSeagulls, on 06/09/2008, -9/+66we all hate you you
        • johndajap56, on 06/09/2008, -27/+15fail for using safari
        • lazyleo, on 06/09/2008, -3/+17Your a MySpace Bookmarking Chimp!
        • EarthBoundX5, on 06/09/2008, -5/+2I hope your cat/dog/whatever floats your boat explodes in flames....and if its a boat that tickles your fancy.....I hope nessie eats your face whilst on it.
      • shondell, on 06/09/2008, -1/+36Crazy how fast the screenshot made Digg's front page.
      • evnglion, on 06/09/2008, -7/+3I was just thinking that shondell....
      • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2OK, now what are you gonna do? Bust a cap in someone's ass?
      • RcHer, on 06/09/2008, -2/+13I came back to this article, found your comment, and dugg it :)
    • ChristophyBrown, on 06/09/2008, -33/+13LOLOL THIS IS Y I LUVZ TEH DIGG. *Takes pic*
      • kilt42, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1i found the guy who put the screen shot on digg
    • ejan, on 06/09/2008, -9/+72Dugg for this thread alone.
    • Greengoo, on 06/09/2008, -15/+30Here's to Honor. For Honor, and with Honor. If you can't cum in her, why not cum Honor?
    • Paul101590, on 06/09/2008, -2/+76If you love it, glove it.
    • Gaarra, on 06/09/2008, -3/+88If you really want to cum you have to put it in her bum...
    • GeneralCopper, on 06/09/2008, -28/+4or stay at home and whack it.
    • KingGorilla, on 06/09/2008, -3/+82If a condom you lack, hit it from the back
    • bimmerdude, on 06/09/2008, -3/+50make sure you wear it before you tear it
    • Suprfire, on 06/09/2008, -37/+26Do what George Bush didn't do:

      PULL OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
      • zimmbear, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2Buried for lame excuse of a bush joke
    • aerovolce, on 06/09/2008, -35/+3If you're going to use it...

      you know what ***** this,

      C-C-COMBO BREAKER. Much easier.
    • Dtarvoigd, on 06/09/2008, -5/+51Don't be dumb trap your cum.
    • ChocMilk, on 06/09/2008, -14/+1If you don't got the rubba there'll be no hubba hubba.

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=cRrtMj-mHO0
    • munjalm, on 06/09/2008, -14/+1http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2945/74185601ry ...
    • 007isbond1, on 06/09/2008, -1/+49sock your ***** before you rock
    • Kr1ngle0, on 06/09/2008, -2/+38It Isn't wrong to use a dong sarong.
    • DarkoKun, on 06/09/2008, -18/+9Cover the dick when inside the slit.
    • kutateli, on 06/09/2008, -18/+12condom condom please don't break, a baby we don't want to make!
    • gfail, on 06/09/2008, -12/+2This rhyming thread is dead, as I place a verbal bullet in it's head.
    • anpan819, on 06/09/2008, -2/+37butt sex is wild and you don't get a child.
    • NoThnksImsXe, on 06/09/2008, -2/+58sex can wait, masturbate.
      • history1me, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3if you can't find a mate... supplicate.
    • cmsjustin, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2If the commenters rhyme, it's business time

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOSEcmZvG8
    • sexMeUp, on 06/09/2008, -6/+0...does anyone else, have the urge for some Tom Jones right now.
    • benroy, on 06/09/2008, -5/+19Your abortion is the reason for my extortion.
    • textrant, on 06/09/2008, -12/+6If she's a different race, cum on her face.
    • johnsmith3210, on 06/09/2008, -1/+17If no condoms on demand, use your hand.
    • BigLick, on 06/09/2008, -1/+31no condom to rock her? give her the shocker.
    • mayhemchaos, on 06/09/2008, -1/+20you have to lick it, before you stick it
    • akurenath, on 06/09/2008, -12/+5Obligatory Godwin's law reference: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
    • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -5/+26Be like the Fuhrer, let her stay purer.
    • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -10/+2Dont be bashful, bang her in the *****.
    • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -10/+3If you aint got no job, best just get a blowjob.
      • dazparkour, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5Rhyming a word with it's self is lazy.
        • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -3/+1no job, blowjob, not the same word
    • veracon, on 06/09/2008, -1/+22If you can't shield your rocket, best leave it in your pocket.
    • notanidiot, on 06/09/2008, -4/+23Avoid a welfare case, throw her down a staircase.
    • Baart, on 06/09/2008, -8/+3Don't be a cheat, wrap your meat.
    • moletimer, on 06/09/2008, -7/+1If you can't wrap your gun, stick it in the bum.
    • bagelpirate, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10Wrap your pecker before you deck her.
    • ConceptualTrap, on 06/09/2008, -8/+4If she won't let you dunk, get her drunk.
    • ConceptualTrap, on 06/09/2008, -8/+3Tiny pisser? You'd be better to fist her.
    • brenlez, on 06/11/2008, -5/+0if you don't want to be a father, don't go any further
    • wgasa, on 06/12/2008, -0/+2be a trooper, schtooper in the pooper
    • eNyoron, on 06/30/2008, -0/+0Miss your launch, Falcon PAUNCH
  • eHobayyeb, on 06/08/2008, -36/+5What does this "i think i got pregnant during porm" mean??
  • luke16, on 06/08/2008, -22/+516Don't be fool, wrap your tool
  • kalleanka, on 06/08/2008, -59/+163Basically what has happened is that when you search for "i think i got XXX" they display "Got XXX?".

    I know, I'm a jerk for spoiling the joke... Whatever, digg me down.
    • KoolKhemist, on 06/08/2008, -16/+2you seem to have no reading comprehension in your feeble little brain
    • jaypmcdonald, on 06/09/2008, -12/+6Yea, so then why does the ad link to "StrollerGalaxy.com" Please explain, Wise One...
      • dema, on 06/09/2008, -0/+11Ask your parents.
      • Snoosy, on 06/09/2008, -0/+20Maybe because it's attached to the keyword PREGNANT? Hmm...The things smart advertising can do, eh?
      • jp12380, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5Wow, I hope your joking jay because you sound like you aren't quite up on the way the world works.
    • codwif, on 06/09/2008, -4/+7ok.
    • matrixbandit, on 06/09/2008, -1/+47I don't get ANY sponsored links with this search:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=I+think+I+got+a+dea ...
    • myhandleondigg, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5actually, the search was for "im pregnant" (sic). they just typed that into the search bar for whatever reason.
    • Dominicc2003, on 06/09/2008, -0/+10Damn, I just searched google for "I think I got milk". Sadly no sponsored ads to say "Got milk?" :-(
    • black27696, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4OHHHHHHH. So what you're saying is...that when you SEARCH for something....those keywords are....wait.....don't tell me......somehow linked? to other keywords? in ads? for profit?

      Now I can sleep tonight.
    • ProTeamOtto, on 06/09/2008, -2/+2*dugg up*
    • Tuffleo, on 06/09/2008, -2/+1its funny how ppl get dugg up when they tell ppl to digg um down
  • ElBeh, on 06/08/2008, -23/+689This is Digg. you most definitely don't have a girlfriend, and surely not one you were able to get pregnant.
    • noahhoward, on 06/09/2008, -22/+8So my wife and kid are....
      • Dinosaur88, on 06/09/2008, -0/+54figments of your imagination.
        • reyoo30309, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4So weird, I thought those same exact words and hit show replies and there they were.
      • snowpatrol, on 06/09/2008, -1/+18imaginary.
      • morgan26, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9hahaha dont even try
      • DrMonkeyLove, on 06/09/2008, -1/+43Buried in your backyard? You sick *****.
      • onikiller, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9stuffed animals.
      • lioneljaffry, on 06/09/2008, -1/+18marriage. haha. you say it like it means you get to have sex or something.
      • yournightmare, on 06/09/2008, -0/+32...actually MY wife and kids. Please quit stalking us.
      • Kingoftherings, on 06/09/2008, -6/+6THE CAKE IS LIE
      • czeman, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3ready to live him because he's on digg. Mine are ready to leave me for the same reason. JK :)
      • ch33sehead, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Sorry to say this, noahhoward, but you're schizophrenic :(
      • textrant, on 06/09/2008, -0/+0If you are Austrian, then they are your daughter/wife and granddaughter/daughter who are locked in your basement.
      • onionbagel724, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1ugly
      • trevorh, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Have you seen A Beautiful Mind?
    • zspade, on 06/09/2008, -0/+28But you might want to get those cramps checked out.
    • AudioPhil3, on 06/09/2008, -1/+72Is it true what the say.. that girls are soft?
    • Llanowar, on 06/09/2008, -1/+23Who says it was him who got her pregnant?
      • czeman, on 06/09/2008, -0/+12On one hand he wants credit for it, but on the other hand he most certainly does not.
    • postitnote, on 06/09/2008, -0/+42Where is the clitoris? When they say it's next to the vagina, do they mean on the leg?
    • smilf, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2I wonder if the 511+ other diggers who dug you know that they are sorta agreeing with you that none of them have a girlfriend.
      • ubrikkean, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5Maybe they thought it was a funny comment.
    • dobesov, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2Sometimes I think people forget that this isn't slashdot...
    • nafnosseb, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1your comment has been dugg 666 times. later
  • iCallShotgun, on 06/08/2008, -11/+47Next time, use a beef tarp.
    • dema, on 06/09/2008, -10/+8All she needs to do is have its brains scrambled so she can queef it out.
    • FatLoser, on 06/09/2008, -0/+7Did you know "tarp" is short for "tarpaulin"? I had no idea until like 2 days ago... learn something new every couple days or so.
  • Fershizzll, on 06/08/2008, -8/+119Wow, ***** riveting.
  • WESTEE, on 06/08/2008, -26/+15Lol SUCKS TO BE YOU
  • SemajReffahs, on 06/09/2008, -18/+602FALCON PUNCH!
    • TheConman, on 06/09/2008, -60/+3FALCON KICK!
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        • IAmCuteKitty, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2It's that thing again! What is it?
        • Monk22, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1facepalm

          defenition: to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation. Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.

          Example: As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.
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        • IAmCuteKitty, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1doesn't look like a face
        • IronPwnage, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2@ IAmCuteKitty

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    • Patrickdnj, on 06/09/2008, -32/+5VAGINA PUNCH!
    • tyywebb, on 06/09/2008, -24/+2FTW
    • tbunreal, on 06/09/2008, -27/+44CHAN!
    • cutevie, on 06/09/2008, -22/+3CLENCH THOSE TEETH! *punches*
    • SimplyPerfect, on 06/09/2008, -23/+0hahahahahhahaha!!!
    • aresef, on 06/09/2008, -5/+32Beats the donkey punch.
    • FeloniusMonkey, on 06/09/2008, -14/+1DONKEY PUNCH (just for the hell of it)!!!
    • JoeCool1986, on 06/09/2008, -3/+35*PAUNCH!
    • NathanMahdavi, on 06/09/2008, -3/+17stop trying to be funny, falcon punch wins by far.
    • cutevie, on 06/09/2008, -8/+3***** you, haven't you seen Gurren Lagann? Its 10X more cooler then "falcon punch". =P
      Watch this clip and you'll understand....

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GuQj1eNZUs

      And this one....

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=0D_s95vBOCc

      And the most Epic punch ever....

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=8II58_5AdrY


    • elmuerte17, on 06/09/2008, -0/+12http://www.explosm.net/comics/322/
    • kylemkupper, on 06/09/2008, -2/+1HAHAHAHA
  • frank26080115, on 06/09/2008, -4/+58Congratz
  • johnmcd, on 06/09/2008, -8/+374Wait... what was a digger doing at prom?
  • vh1`, on 06/09/2008, -18/+108does seriously no one use cleartype?
  • XenoSNK, on 06/09/2008, -5/+83I just realized that all the funny comment possibilities have already been taken. =(
    • isaactwito, on 06/09/2008, -6/+6Then you're what we call a "migrated from 4chan digg loser". Most of us make up comments that are funny and post those, rather than "i see what you did there" or the it's a trap comment or something else stupid and old.
    • hagbard69, on 06/09/2008, -5/+2No there is another...

      F*CKING THING SUCKS!
    • welliamwallace, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1
      Nope, looks like you found one left.
  • foltaggio, on 07/11/2008, -24/+90Diggers have girlfriends? /obligatory comment
    • SpeedSteamBoat, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Not anymore. ;_;
    • Weejay, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3It's a mystery how you can get dugg like that with that kind of comment. That joke's been beaten up to death for the past two years, relentlessly, on every article involving women. Jeez, it never gets old does it?
    • cipher121, on 06/09/2008, -1/+6Joanna, Fire.

      http://xkcd.com/322/
    • lolinyerface, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3Some diggers ARE girlfriends.
  • tumbl3w33d, on 06/09/2008, -15/+11i bet thats a popular search right about now
  • Whadabala, on 06/09/2008, -14/+6"...But I pulled out."
  • misreto, on 06/09/2008, -5/+40what type of add do you think you were going to get with that search.
    Get a Cheap Abortion Now Only in Mexico?
  • atbnet, on 06/09/2008, -23/+75Nothing a good push down the stairs won't fix.
  • zoomsixx, on 06/09/2008, -17/+201This made front page?
    • bob12321, on 06/09/2008, -15/+2Yes it did. Do you want a cookie?
      • zoomsixx, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2Aww poor you. Nobody cares about your comments here just like in real life.
      • Comms, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3shut up bob.
    • Akronos, on 06/09/2008, -0/+16It's viral marketing for strollergalaxy.com. Pretty clever, I must say. Except for the fact that I'm pretty sure their target audience doesn't include the average digg user.
      • mamboboy, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1...except strollergalaxy.com reroutes straight to ebay, no?
    • seekandestroy, on 06/09/2008, -2/+1It's involves Google, a digger who has a girlfriend, perhaps a picture of her and possibilities of her being hot. Why not the front page!
    • parkermauney, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1This is obviously fake...
    • volonix, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1I don't understand. This ''joke''(is it a joke?) isn't funny. Why did anyone digg it?
      • Cuchanu, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1It's not funny or at least I don't get it.
  • Zandarrr, on 06/09/2008, -10/+3And why was she looking this up?
    • bob12321, on 06/09/2008, -0/+11Because she thought she got pregnant at prom?
      • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4Well I thought it was blatantly obvious as well.
  • DrewG7, on 06/09/2008, -10/+1Hahaha wow...great placement.
  • supermajic, on 06/09/2008, -2/+108I love that last result "i had a 1 nite stand about 2 and a half weeks ago and not 2 shore if im pregnant.'
    • Snoosy, on 06/09/2008, -0/+28Gotta love those dumb ones who can't keep the legs shut.
    • stinkypickles, on 06/09/2008, -1/+47From the result:

      i had a 1 nite stand about 2 and a half weeks ago and not 2 shore if im pregnant i have been feeling a lil bloated latly and i aint cum on my period i am due so i dnt really no coz they muck up sum times im really confused coz i went 2 the family planning clinic and the ysaid i had 2 go back in a wekk for another pregnancy test because they said it was to soon in a way i wanna be but in another way i dont coz im 2 young so please please help me

      Gotta love dumb teenagers
      • UNL1M1T3D, on 06/09/2008, -0/+11I was wondering what my ex girlfriends sister was up to these days...
      • pyro789x, on 06/09/2008, -4/+1it's probably just a troll
      • codered1322, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5And her username was "crazychick1992"
    • stonedthot, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5Yeah also the wiki.. "This article is about pregnancy in human females. For pregnancy in other animals, see gestation. For pregnancy in Males see MALE PREGNANCY.... wtf is that all about? I'm really hoping its not an article about Junior..
  • chrissku, on 06/09/2008, -16/+122Don't be silly....put a condom on your willy.
    • MrDo, on 06/09/2008, -1/+14Free willy.
    • Princeamor, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3but it doesn't feel the same!
    • Arcesius, on 06/09/2008, -1/+7When you're blocking your *****, don't use a sock?
      • numb, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3In days of old when knights were bold
        and rubbers weren't invented
        we put a sock on our *****
        and babies were prevented
    • czeman, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3Wrap it or slap it!
    • Narcowski, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6You kind of missed the bandwagon there buddy.
  • t0x2c, on 06/09/2008, -22/+29There are no girls on the internet.
  • LoveYouSomeEric, on 06/09/2008, -2/+184I think the joke is that the ad is for a stroller company, and everyone knows you can't get an abortion from a stroller.
    • Jenadae, on 06/09/2008, -0/+49Wanna put some money on that?
    • BJNK, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3Best reply. Please close this otherwise useless post.
    • jeshakespeare, on 06/09/2008, -0/+0You've obviously never combined the use of strollers and a 1 in 3 incline hill
    • Bizarrkley, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Oh *****! I'm crying!
  • wilhoitm, on 06/09/2008, -2/+103Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant! No more World of Warcraft for you! Your life is over!
    • SearchX, on 06/09/2008, -0/+10Tyra Banks is going to come to your house and shred your CD's!
    • Big-Pat, on 06/09/2008, -0/+17If they play World of Warcraft, what makes you think they have any life to be over with?
    • Auryn, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8He could always get a second life.
    • Juniper19, on 06/09/2008, -3/+0ha ha...WOW is so annoying it is the number one ruin-er of teenagers and adults lives
    • astronautje, on 06/09/2008, -2/+4Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant! No More World Of Warcraft, Your Life will actually start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • onestrawplz, on 06/09/2008, -8/+3well, did she?
  • brettmjohnson, on 06/09/2008, -1/+60I suppose it is better than actually having the baby at your prom... (new definition to doing "the bump')
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Drexler

    • MaddieCakes, on 06/09/2008, -0/+15How... wtf. How do you carry a baby to term, at 5'7", 130 lbs, and no one notices you're pregnant? That, and what kind of monster do you have to be to just leave the baby in the garbage? I... man. I can't even comprehend that. My friend is about 5'8", 140 lbs, and she pretty athletic/fit-looking... how do you hide a baby at that build?
    • RustyJ, on 06/09/2008, -0/+12that wikipedia article pretty much ruined my night.
    • FecalHurler, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Why did she only spend 4 years in prison?
    • thelastwarrior, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1dude... she is from NEW JERSEY
  • theillbehaviord, on 06/09/2008, -13/+1Your misfortune brings me great joy indeed lulz
  • cJeremy, on 06/09/2008, -15/+4slut
  • KennMac, on 06/09/2008, -7/+461The search phrase was clearly written into the search box AFTER the search was performed for "im pregnant". Take a look on the right side of the image. "Results 1 - 10 of about 722,000 for 'im pregnant' (0.08 seconds)"

    The result on the right is still kinda funny, but this is like that friend everyone has that ***** a story to make it sound better. Buried.
    • nellyspageli, on 06/09/2008, -24/+2you know this...how?
      • wentwj, on 06/09/2008, -0/+14How does this happen? How did this person manage to read the comment, which was entirely composed of 'how' KennMac figured this out, and still ask "you know this how?"

        In regard to the fact that the search was for "im pregnant" i wonder why they capped it with the modified search. If the ad came up while searching "im pregnant" it jumps from being an entirely uninteresting picture, to being a mostly uninteresting picture.
    • Junglistric, on 06/09/2008, -3/+6Indeed.
    • Rsulliv1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+18i think it would be much better if the ad assumed that it was during prom without being told.
    • LoveYouSomeEric, on 06/09/2008, -0/+36Busted! Good catch.
    • Mooinakan, on 06/09/2008, -1/+9I love you.
    • B3000, on 06/09/2008, -8/+1I think the whole thing was faked. I googled every variation on this and got no similar ads.
    • redwritinghood, on 06/09/2008, -1/+8Wow. Good eye!
    • soulkitchen, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3And next you're going to tell me that Santa isn't real. What...WHY!?!
    • echolalia, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5She might have hit the back button.
      It's deceptive, but it's more funny the real way anyway.
    • cip2kro, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2Just do an exact search with the words in the pic. You will see COMPLETLY different results and highlighted words in results. Even Google suggests "get" instead of "got"
    • silfiriel, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1It's all about details!
    • djbeatz, on 06/09/2008, -0/+0yea i searched "i got pregnant" with the quotation marrks and i also got 772,000 results

      woow...
  • ozid, on 06/09/2008, -5/+37i don't get it? the search is the same as the ad? why is this shocking?
    • ry4nsm1th, on 06/09/2008, -0/+10Yea it might have been funnier if the circled object wasn't exactly what was typed in the search.
      • katiegrip, on 06/09/2008, -1/+0Exactly!
      • silfiriel, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2There's nothing funny, it's the ad that's controversial. It's an ad that helps teenagers to get pregnant!?? that's the problem. it wasn't meant to be funny. What's next, how to commit a suicide?
        • dazparkour, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1No. It helps them have a baby, numb nuts. Giving them somewhere to put a baby isn't ***** them.

          As many other people have pointed out, they didn't really search for what was typed, they ALTERED the search after searching for "im pregnant".

          You would know that if you RFTA.
        • silfiriel, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1you moron, It doesn't matter the search was altered. The ad is real and it says that it helps teenagers to get pregnant. I did READ THE ***** ARTICLE.
          THE AD IS REAL. that's why the story got on the front page, but diggers didn't get the story. they just digg up and congratulate.
  • CrudE, on 06/09/2008, -3/+82Hold on [Girlfriend's Name]! Let me get a screenshot of this! I'm sure to have a winning digg submission with this!
  • IronPwnage, on 06/09/2008, -11/+6I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.
  • Hiltonizer, on 06/09/2008, -21/+101) knock up woman at prom
    2) buy wire clothes hanger
    3) .....
    4) profit?
    • onikiller, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2you sir are one disturbed individual..and for that i both applaud and digg you up!
  • weizilla, on 06/09/2008, -1/+25what the hell are those checkmarks in circles next to your search results?
    • syphondex, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5AVG link checker i would surmise
    • tw3nz0r, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3AVG Anti-Virus automatically scans pages from Google. I have these same checkmarks. Hovering over them shows the link is good.
    • dumaitbjimmy, on 06/09/2008, -5/+2My mcAfee SiteAdvisor does that also.
  • nytejade, on 06/09/2008, -18/+2***** that bitch, hit that ***** raw dog and bail.
    • sockpuppets, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6Had you stayed in school you might have had a prom, too.
  • ramzia, on 06/09/2008, -9/+47That search bar was edited after the search was preformed.
    The original search string was "im pregnant"
    • Rivetgeek, on 06/09/2008, -1/+7This digger speaks the truth. Check the search results and see what's highlighted.
    • thefbimonkey, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5what the ***** happened to honest digg posts..
    • mamboboy, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1whats more annoying is the utter idiots digging the comment down...
  • Niih, on 06/09/2008, -11/+4I don't know if it's because I'm a pervert;
    I don't know if it's because I'm not a native English speaker and thus not that used to the 'prom' word (and its concept)

    But MAN, everytime I see 'Prom' written, I read 'Porn';

    note that in this specific case, it makes more sense to read porn...
    Maybe I just have a very logical mind...
    /lyingtomyself
    • juventus1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1no, its not you.
      I do it too, and English is my first language. I think you might be right, you expect to see "porn" on the net
  • bluesz, on 06/09/2008, -9/+3By girlfriend, you mean guy in real life friend, right?
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3The "you're a digger so you must not really have a girlfriend" jokes stopped being funny around a year and a half ago.
  • mparker7410, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2So what?
  • nvisn, on 06/09/2008, -1/+37I don't know how this happened - She was on top!
    • virtualball, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5It's just gravity! Everyone knows that.....
  • rmoss92, on 06/09/2008, -15/+2PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BAAAAABY!
  • earthforce1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9Let me be the first to wish you happy (first) father's day!
    It's next weekend, - she is going to buy you something, right?
  • CaseKey, on 06/09/2008, -2/+61I thought it was going to be something advertising coat hangers.
    • brettmjohnson, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2No, just an ad for Empire-waist prom dresses.

    • klparrot, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Now that you've put the idea out there, someone's probably setting it up on AdWords right now. I can only hope. :)
    • 883XL, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Or Sandwich making
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