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Skater eats a Glass Door watch!

view.break.com — Some kid grinds his way into a glass door

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  • cybrspin, on 04/16/2008, -8/+9oooops.
  • macweirdo42, on 04/16/2008, -27/+231OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    • kajoob, on 04/16/2008, -19/+11I have no idea why I just dugg you up.
    • seekskater21, on 04/16/2008, -17/+7Go ahead and poke fun, but I had a friend who died when we were in 7th grade because of this exact same thing. The glass didn't shatter, it just broke into huge shards and one severed his carotid artery.
      • TomKarpik, on 04/16/2008, -9/+29Darwin's a little bitch, isn't he?
        • Alegoo92, on 04/16/2008, -14/+11Does being a dick make you happy?
          • TomKarpik, on 04/17/2008, -2/+0Does not having a sense of humour make *you* happy? It's a sad life when you can't laugh it up a bit, you know.

            Still, without natural selection, we'd be a species more full of FAIL than we already are.
        • RAEP, on 04/17/2008, -2/+10Obvious yes. it makes other people happy too.
        • Supadude, on 04/17/2008, -0/+5I love you guys.
      • thesonofdarwin, on 04/16/2008, -0/+25Children occasionally are killed from being smothered by cats. Shall the world stop thinking they are cute because this sometimes happens? I'm not joking, it does happen, but I hope you can see the ridiculousness in that type of rationality.
      • macweirdo42, on 04/16/2008, -0/+20No offense intended, but for every video on the Net of somebody doing something stupid and getting hurt over it, there are probably a few people who actually died doing the same thing. I mean, look at America's Funniest Home Videos - a good portion of those clips involve activities that have probably gotten other people killed.
      • Tomchei, on 04/16/2008, -0/+9Sorry to call ***** on your party but glass on and near doors are tempered and laminated.
        • chinolofus, on 04/16/2008, -4/+1not glass doors on houses.
          • ayeroxor, on 04/17/2008, -1/+4Yes, glass doors on houses. There are no ***** plate glass doors.
          • chinolofus, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1you have never broken a storm glass door? it breaks in jagged shards. i broke the window on my wooden door last summer. guess what, it broke into long shards. you people are idots.
      • spinaltap87, on 04/16/2008, -7/+1OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    • FeartheKnighted, on 04/16/2008, -1/+30I bet he was related to that kid who shat a deer.
    • twertyto, on 04/16/2008, -14/+5Buried. It's just not funny anymore. It's overused.
    • randomerratum, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4that's how i eat shrimps.
    • Patrickdnj, on 04/17/2008, -5/+2Damn, you beat me to it.........................
  • DaGr33k, on 04/16/2008, -9/+4pwnt
  • R0l0, on 04/16/2008, -41/+4OM NOM NOM NOM
    • R0l0, on 04/16/2008, -6/+6damnit, got beaten to it with my post < 1 min apart. dig me down with shame.
  • choopie911, on 04/16/2008, -13/+77lol fruit boots
    • AoiTakuma, on 04/16/2008, -2/+21only a fruit booter would do that. how could he not have known he was going head first into that door?
    • mistergraves, on 04/16/2008, -7/+40"the hardest part about rollerblading is having to tell your parents that you're gay"
      • wedgemartin, on 04/16/2008, -0/+8If they see you fruit booting you don't even have to tell them.
      • Intamin, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1I love roller blades. :)
      • cypherus, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2Hey, how did everybody get in my room?
        It's Saturday, another perfect day
        'Til I hit the boardwalk
        Headed toward the pier
        You're ***** gay!
        ***** you! Get outta my way
        50,000 jack-offs
        All on rollerblades
        Greased up dolphin shorts
        Wrist guards so it wont hurt
        Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah
        But until the day, you learn to surf or skate
        College jack o *****
        Sportin' oakley blades yeah
        All on rollerblades
        Crash helmets to be safe, yeah
        Woopie, its fun to skate
        I'll do a figure 8
        Watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs
        Oh gee, this is fun. Looks like I'd better run
        14 guys on skateboards
        Wanna ollie off my head, yeah
        This sport is so extreme
        You roller disco queen
        Go and do the hustle
        At the roller-wonderland
        She blades to shrink her thighs
        So she can justify
        Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese
        Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
        Neat, neat, I really think its neat
        I'm stealing every trick off every skateboarder I meet
        Neat, neat, I really think its neat
        You stupid ***** rollerbladers!
        Roller-wonderland
        Cum-guzzling fruitcakes
        I hope you break your hands
        Roller-wonderland
        Cum-guzzling fruit cake
        I hope you break your *****' neck!
        You stupid rollerblader, get the ***** outta the way!
    • desmondregan, on 04/16/2008, -7/+4rollerblading is hard
  • gamerfreak1203, on 04/16/2008, -9/+6I wonder if he swallowed.
  • carlonchox911, on 04/16/2008, -9/+4I fail to see the part where he eats the door.
    • Lunarbunny, on 04/16/2008, -1/+6Yeah, more like the door eats him.
  • nickcozy, on 04/16/2008, -12/+0Hope he doesn't turn mental.
  • forgiste, on 04/16/2008, -18/+3*insert cliche and/or internet meme here*
    • omgdspmpg, on 04/16/2008, -7/+3wow you're pretty smart for using the word meme.. welcome to 1997
    • Ender008, on 04/16/2008, -2/+5That's really not funny or original.
  • j1ggy, on 04/16/2008, -22/+8Dugg for being hosted at 'break.com'.
    • j1ggy, on 04/16/2008, -2/+4...as in break, smash, crash, destroy, ehhh nevermind... :P
  • DjOverEZ, on 04/16/2008, -9/+122This is a video of monkeys getting drunk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuIYNaKynI
    • nickcozy, on 04/16/2008, -15/+4No way i'm clicking that link got rickrolled twice today,someone confirm.
      • ssmith2k3, on 04/16/2008, -1/+18it's safe (animal planet clip).
      • identitymatrix, on 04/17/2008, -1/+2I got rick rolled over the radio while I was in the student union. It was sad.
    • KingGorilla, on 04/16/2008, -0/+24I spent more time looking at that than the skater eating glass door
    • brettmurf, on 04/16/2008, -0/+29I watched that entire video...it was quite good actually.
      • cyks, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2I agree, despite the fact that there are monkeys getting drunk, I learned something about human behavior and genetics.
    • fxu1989, on 04/16/2008, -0/+38I hate it when videos tell me to "TURN UP YOUR VOLUME"

      I'm afraid it might be a scare clip.
    • RobotKing, on 04/16/2008, -5/+1Purple drank ima grip n sip.
      • ayeroxor, on 04/17/2008, -2/+3Can someone translate bottom-scum-of-society-speak for the rest of us?
        • badtzmartin, on 04/17/2008, -0/+3I believe the gentleman was trying to convey that he wishes to firmly hold yet casually consume a beverage which is violet-colored. Quite possibly wine. Perhaps a nice Chianti. ;)
        • ayeroxor, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1Many thanks, old bean.
        • djepik, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1*Dialects!*
        • RobotKing, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1I don't need anyone to translate pretentious-*****. Enjoy your imaginary seat in high society. Don't forget your top hat on the way out.
    • JoeBaynham, on 04/16/2008, -10/+2Here's an even drunker monkey http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&drunker+ ...
    • verynegative, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2I wish a was one of those monkeys...
      • xelam, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1you and me both, brother, you and me both...
    • desmondregan, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1is that show animals behaving badly?? its a shame theres only like 2 episodes
    • SiliconRain, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2I think that video needs its own Digg page...
  • erinspice, on 04/16/2008, -3/+4That's one way to get an icy grill.
  • solidcube, on 04/16/2008, -6/+1Wow, that wasn't very bright. I must say. He's lucky the top part of the glass didn't fall on him. Bet he felt crunchy later.
  • fodbirdy, on 04/16/2008, -5/+124Fry: What's deathrolling?
    Kid tribe member: It's like skateboarding, but half the time someone dies.
    Fry: Oh. So it's a little safer than skateboarding.
  • 9bpm9, on 04/16/2008, -4/+7Dumbass.
  • billyballer, on 04/16/2008, -14/+9How does crap like this make the front page? Buried.
  • snareguy17, on 04/16/2008, -5/+41And this is a video of a gummy bear getting caught in a bear trap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MAoqH3f-Do
  • seans9, on 04/16/2008, -7/+27front page? seriously?
    • fakekevinrose, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2I suppose this is better than the mac-chick of the month that all those mac fanboys constantly digg
    • fuckingusername, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2yeah front page stuff is getting lame
  • mrgeekguy, on 04/16/2008, -3/+9Hears your bill for the ambulance, and your bill for the door. Have a GREAT day!
    • robbiemuffin, on 04/16/2008, -1/+7here's your bill for your spelling correction service, you owe us: write "I will not misspell here's again" on the comment board one hundred times.
      • mrgeekguy, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3Drinking and spelling is a deadly combination.
      • TheWindBlows, on 04/17/2008, -2/+2copy paste the output of

        html
        ?php

        for($i == 0; $i < 100; ++$i)
        {
        echo "I will not misspell here's again" . " br / "
        }

        ?
        /html
        • robbiemuffin, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1well, its voted down but I liked it :)
  • rexreason, on 04/16/2008, -15/+3Go Obama!
    • SpookyPig, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2As much as i'm a fan of obama, irrelevance trumps political agreement.
      • ayeroxor, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Probably some Cankles Clinton fan trying to paint Obama fans in a bad light.
  • OwlFlavored, on 04/16/2008, -2/+23If Jimmy has momentum X and wants to avoid becoming a hideous bloody pulp from a pane of glass Y feet away, how many feet (Y) would Jimmy reasonably need in order to be safe?

    Should have stayed in school!
  • CSharpSauce, on 04/16/2008, -3/+12seriously? what did he expect when wore shoes with wheels and slid down a rail..
  • lolben, on 04/16/2008, -3/+12i can haz cuncushun?

  • vernacularninja, on 04/16/2008, -2/+5Folks, think we have Mensa qualities in that one. Hope he doesn't plan on getting into college... trade school all the way.
  • 1b2a, on 04/16/2008, -8/+3"Dude I was standing near a glass door a long time ago when this stupid pigeon.." *crash*
  • pogfreak, on 04/16/2008, -8/+11Skateboarding may not be a crime, but trespassing and destruction of property are. Throw the book at him I say, punk needs to learn to respect the property rights of others. Also lets hope that he and his family are fully responsible for all medical costs out of their own pocket. Just another reason why socialized healthcare is a bad idea with idiots like this running around.
    • Nerfdude, on 04/16/2008, -4/+8guy's on inline skates. sweet rant though
    • petrodollar, on 04/16/2008, -7/+5You think he would have been denied medical treatment if he was uninsured or was unable to pay? You think you aren't already the covering the costs of providing medical care to people like him? Forget socialized medicine, let's worry about giving imbeciles like you a decent education.
    • proliance, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4Pain of crashing into door + paying to replace glass + paying for medical bills + being laughed at over the Internet = throwing the book at him.
  • Teh1337Pirate, on 04/16/2008, -5/+22GODDAMN WIDE ANGLE LENSES!!!!
    • itsgotyou, on 04/16/2008, -5/+8Wasn't it a fisheye lense?
    • ayeroxor, on 04/16/2008, -1/+9yeah it was cool on skating videos for about 6 months in 1987. Since then it's just a sign that you're a ***** poser tool without a single original thought.
      • iancorey, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2It's actually pretty necessary, as your subject is moving quickly and a with a standard lens you'd see too much camera shake.
      • brianqq, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Dear Ayecocksor.

        Remember the introduction to Lakai Fully Flared? It featured HD slow motion explosive skateboarding and it was featured on the front page with around 2000 diggs. Well that video also contains many fisheye shots. So does every other amazing skate video produced since the mass production of the fisheye. It has become the industry standard. So before you start calling others posers, maybe you should take a look in the mirror and get a ***** clue.

        Yours sincerely, Brian FitzPatrick (Proud owner of a fisheye lens)
  • ANT1138, on 04/16/2008, -2/+3Meh.
  • debaser19, on 04/16/2008, -9/+8That's what you get for rollerblading... what a tool.

  • ramong, on 04/16/2008, -1/+7Not to mention that he was charged with destruction of public property
  • deadnoob, on 04/16/2008, -1/+60FINALLY, a amateur camera man who actually keeps the camera on the person when the get hurt!
    • desmondregan, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5use an before a word that starts with a vowel
      • dhl07, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Christ, he's been through school or is there now. No need to be like my ***** English professor. Chill out.
  • lonelycoo, on 04/16/2008, -2/+20Not only does he have to tell his folks he smashed a window.
    He also has to tell them he's gay.
  • Needles13, on 04/16/2008, -0/+13At least he landed the trick.
  • NathanMahdavi, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2Ouch.
  • Nerfdude, on 04/16/2008, -11/+8♪ fruit booter
    ♪ you'll get caught up in the
    ♪ fruit booter
    ♪ fruit booter, fruit booter, FRUIT BOOOTERRRR

    Fruit Booter! from Milton Bradley.
  • roflcoaster, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2head, yankin arm vs. glass: 0, 1

  • CrucialMatt, on 04/16/2008, -2/+4Then was promptly tased.
  • ModernChem, on 04/16/2008, -13/+4here it is in slo mo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
  • vansdigg, on 04/16/2008, -4/+5***** rollerblader got what he deserved.
  • atbnet, on 04/16/2008, -7/+90What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

    Telling your parents that you are gay.
  • FeartheKnighted, on 04/16/2008, -3/+1I wonder if he is related to the kid that shat a deer.
  • Brasky, on 04/16/2008, -3/+1Thats what you get for wearing fuit boots...
  • YodaJones, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5Ha ha ha, what a moron!
  • FutueTeIpsum, on 04/16/2008, -5/+8And this is EXACTLY why there are NO SKATING, etc. signs posted all over the place..... ***** idiots...
    • sassafras1232, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1He knew the risks and he played the game. This time he lost. "No Skateboarding" signs are the same as "Caution: Coffee is Hot" on your McD's cup. Both are just the result of an overly-litigious society. If you want to engage in risky activities you should be allowed to. But you shouldn't expect to win when you sue the property owner after you hurt yourself.

      Now, excessive wear and tear on the property is another issue...
  • terrible0ne, on 04/16/2008, -2/+31he is not a skater. he is a rollerblader.
    • YKKonMyZipper, on 04/17/2008, -3/+3I can't believe +16 diggs on that comment.. how man tool skateboarders frequent digg now.

      >.<



      Skater
      From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
      Jump to: navigation, search

      A skater is someone who participates in any of:

      * Skateboarding
      * Ice skating
      * Ice hockey
      * Roller skating


      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skater
    • S1ngular1ty1, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1Ok, Rollerblade is a brand name. It makes more sense that skating involves, well skates instead of a skateboard. Skateboarding != skating.
  • LomasLou, on 04/16/2008, -6/+0If Obama becomes President this wont happen because people will automatically become smarter, really I'm not kidding, it's in one of his speeches.
  • Juaquin, on 04/16/2008, -0/+7Finally we get to see the aftermath! Even the ambulance arriving. Cameraman is going far in his career.
  • ayeroxor, on 04/16/2008, -0/+19A skater video shot with a fish-eye lens? Can I bury something twice?
    • pharmakon, on 04/16/2008, -0/+6dont worry, i'll do it for you.
    • exbm2, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1most skateboarding/rollerblading/ biking videos are shot from a fish-eye.. even professional shot video's and don't make the mistake and assume just because the cameraman is filming a skater that he doesn't know what he's doing. (that probably doesn't apply here, though)
      • pharmakon, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1i thought the point was that rollerblading is lame, doesn't deserve attention, let alone a fisheye. skateboarding deserves it, but i say that as a skateboarder, i guess.
  • Dbeneath, on 04/16/2008, -3/+4At least he stuck the trick. dude, try skateboarding, you're not attached to those wheels. plus, people don't think you're a huge gaylord.
  • pharmakon, on 04/16/2008, -1/+26rollerblader ≠ "skater"
    • S1ngular1ty1, on 04/17/2008, -2/+3More like skateboarder != skater.

      Leave it to stick flipper tools to call their sport skating when it doesn't even involve skates.
    • exbm2, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2rollerblades don't involve skates either and skateboarding involves skates on a board "skateboarding"
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