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  • kylethompson1, on 04/27/2008, -170/+23It says hes in a free area so he didn't pay for anything.
    • bobnone, on 04/27/2008, -59/+15That was the joke, that was the irony.. Thank you for playing... umm name... Captain Obvious! Your a Winner!
      • Tunguska, on 04/27/2008, -6/+58I don't get it.
        • bobnone, on 04/27/2008, -2/+19He spun the wheel of stupidity and won!
          • thumperings, on 04/27/2008, -2/+4ironically I know of no less than 8 webcam sex sites that have 100% free live 1 hour sex shows daily round the clock (in hopes you will join the individual "model's website" and eventualyl pay her money. Who would want to when you have live 100% hardcore sex shows every hour on the hour? (But evidently someone must, because they have been free for years, so they are making a profit. Other sites have their models lay out full nude for free chatters.. Odd.
          • peoplerstoopid, on 04/27/2008, -11/+2Sad that you know of no less than 8, how do you know these eight, and why? Do you ever leave your computer? Cause let me tell you, its a whole lot better when you get to be the guy doing instead watching the guy doing.
          • fajitamelt, on 04/27/2008, -1/+9So...Are you going to tell us what these free sites are?
      • Pecnut, on 04/27/2008, -2/+35My a Winner what? >_>
    • Ataxia2008, on 04/27/2008, -135/+39Wake up, damn porch monkey!
      • haydesigner, on 04/27/2008, -26/+35You are an ignorant *****.
        • Spuy767, on 04/27/2008, -4/+66Calm down, he's bringing it back.
        • cyrix, on 04/27/2008, -3/+40No no. It's ok. We're taking it back.
        • omnithought, on 04/27/2008, -3/+13Go watch Clerks 2, then you'll get it. He's not a racist, he's taking it back!
        • Freezingmoose, on 04/27/2008, -2/+7I'm curious, what is he ignorant of?
          • tsgoldsun1, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3I'm ignorant, what is he curious of?
          • Freezingmoose, on 04/27/2008, -1/+2Damn, five minutes and I can't think of anything clever to reply with. Well done, Goldsun. Well done. I was expecting something like "He is ignorant of the difference between culture and skin color!" (which, that woman on the sex chat clearly has a ton of culture), but instead I got that. You win.
        • Ataxia2008, on 04/27/2008, -5/+15Hey! I *am* racist. You ignorant *****.
      • Spuy767, on 04/27/2008, -28/+3.
      • dOOBiEx213, on 04/27/2008, -17/+6Congratulations! You have just won a free ban!
      • Ataxia2008, on 04/27/2008, -9/+7LOL
      • matthewjhughes, on 04/27/2008, -11/+2Fail troll is fail.
        • Ataxia2008, on 04/27/2008, -3/+8Wouldn't a "Fail Troll" be you then?
        • Freezingmoose, on 04/27/2008, -1/+4I would say he was a successful troll, the first response was "You are an ignorant *****."
      • yacks, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1It's ok.. I'm taking it back.
      • FuckThaMeme, on 05/04/2008, -0/+0Banned for that!? FFS
    • JohnT511, on 04/27/2008, -6/+54it's ok, he's bringing it back.
    • tomtom10, on 04/27/2008, -1/+15It's CAPTAIN OBVIOUS to the rescue!!
    • ghostoftomjoad, on 04/27/2008, -0/+21dude... thats the point of the expression. "You get what you pay for" he didn't pay for anything, he didn't get anything
    • Mcdz, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3No *****.
    • metateck, on 04/27/2008, -4/+22***** THE RIAA!
    • screwthename, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2He paid nothing, so he got nothing. Get it?
  • RedneckRandy, on 04/27/2008, -10/+82Hahaha. I'd be ***** too
  • AndyStitzer, on 04/27/2008, -12/+34That's pretty damn funny
  • dougvfr750, on 04/27/2008, -3/+380Good thing its free. Who would pay for that?
    • djlethal, on 04/27/2008, -3/+73you wouldn't understand
      • killadingo, on 04/27/2008, -4/+3This is my first time giving formal props to a digg comment. Wicked wit.
    • HolyMan28, on 04/27/2008, -109/+11Fat and ugly cotton picker.
    • str1fe, on 04/27/2008, -2/+634A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!
      • xptoast, on 04/27/2008, -0/+40Anyone have a spare empty pokeball I could use?
        • nigh7dagger, on 04/27/2008, -0/+36I think he was trying to use his pokeballs.
        • likwidfuzion, on 04/27/2008, -2/+51I don't even think a masterball can catch that beast.
          • MewtwoReturns, on 04/28/2008, -0/+11She's not worth a Master Ball.
        • MasterThief117, on 04/27/2008, -1/+12She's too large for one
          • lemcoe9, on 04/27/2008, -1/+10I think I need an Ultraball.
          • Icanfinallydigg, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Just remember to hold up and B at the same time when using it.
      • p0tent1al, on 04/27/2008, -3/+139BROWN PAPER BAG ATTACK.............IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
      • DruSam, on 04/27/2008, -0/+45Oh my God, that took me by surprise. i'm crying.
      • megamod, on 04/27/2008, -1/+11I think it would be a larger turnoff if she was awake and moving...All that skin giggling/flapping around...gaah.
      • Harabeck, on 04/27/2008, -0/+17Holy crap, that came outa nowhere, thanks for the laugh.
      • crazyhorse13, on 04/27/2008, -0/+6You, sir, just made my day.
      • specialK16, on 04/27/2008, -1/+3Have some cake!!!!

    • Filipp0, on 04/27/2008, -2/+49What are you talking about, I'd definitely pay for that... Fat sleeping whore is the latest trend since Brazilian fart fetish!
      • midbc, on 04/27/2008, -1/+20Randy Marsh that you?
      • megamod, on 04/27/2008, -21/+1Brazilian fart fetish? do you mean Brazilian ***** fetish (aka 2girls 1cup) *gags* sry just threw up a little in my mouth.
        • goettel, on 04/27/2008, -1/+18We reckon you missed that episode.
          Good night.
      • specialK16, on 04/27/2008, -1/+5"Stan, Stan! I need your Internet! And give daddy some private time!"
    • duster, on 04/27/2008, -1/+6keyboard on head NAO
    • joeydoo, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Don't try to wake that up! Let the bitch sleep and ***** off to some proper porn.
  • s4g4n, on 04/27/2008, -5/+267Ban her from the internet!
    • cutekelvins, on 04/27/2008, -1/+37Ban internet from her!
    • mykid8yours, on 04/27/2008, -6/+1Why hasn't she been banned from the Internets?
      • mhender, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Ha-Ha yours is the only one that didn't get dugg!
        • dlllb, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Uh-oh. Someone needs to visit the optician.
  • joevennix, on 04/27/2008, -6/+59*****... so the roofies worked after all
  • ehighave, on 04/27/2008, -2/+1208STAY ASLEEP! STAY THE ***** ASLEEP!
    • Slagtits, on 04/27/2008, -4/+185And while your at it, put some ***** clothes on............
      • a1532b, on 04/27/2008, -0/+36While she's asleep? Now that's talent!
        • EtherGnat, on 04/27/2008, -0/+30Don't make fun of Sleepdressers. It's a serious condition.
    • BlackPhantom, on 04/27/2008, -7/+37Amen brother,
      Amen.
    • cutekelvins, on 04/27/2008, -3/+35***** ASLEEP!
      • akoostik, on 04/27/2008, -0/+27NO! Don't ***** asleep. Never ***** asleep!
        • horscategorie, on 04/27/2008, -0/+27A new girl slept over two nights ago, and I discovered that I talk in my sleep. I also discovered that I tend to describe in detail other girls who I find attractive. These descriptions are then supplemented by ideas about what I might like to do with both this new girl who slept over, and these other attractive females. I imagine the entire university will know about this in a few days.
      • grimlenn, on 04/27/2008, -0/+22STAY THE *****!!
      • MrObjectional, on 04/27/2008, -4/+12THE ASLEEP STAY!!
    • gtank92, on 04/27/2008, -2/+193she's hibernating
      • grimlenn, on 04/27/2008, -19/+10Here we see the fat black hos in their natural habitat...
      • Heywoodj, on 04/27/2008, -9/+6gtank You win the internets!
        Know I know what it feels like to blow beer through my nose.
        Nice shot man.
      • freshgrease, on 04/27/2008, -0/+6She's a bear. I'm scared.
      • specialK16, on 04/27/2008, -1/+3Waking up with outdated NVIDIA drivers and Vista will cause her to crash though.
        • Karai, on 04/27/2008, -2/+3When you were typing that up, at what point did you actually find that statement humorous? Please actually consider your posts and/or jokes before having the rest of us out here stumble upon them.

          Also, *****.
          • specialK16, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Ouch, lol.

            Did your e-penis grew a little after you said that?
      • Locke23, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2Stephen Colbert was right..
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/27/2008, -1/+250well this is perfect for anyone who has a sleeping BBW fetish.
  • bobnone, on 04/27/2008, -4/+314Make her do a Barrel Roll!
  • ChiffX, on 04/27/2008, -14/+749MAN THE HARPOONS!
    • Daniru, on 04/27/2008, -5/+499We're going to need a bigger browser.
      • haydesigner, on 04/27/2008, -3/+88See, now *that* was classic!
        Above and beyond a mere thumbs up.
      • bobnone, on 04/27/2008, -0/+14Man Props!
      • jorgeka, on 04/27/2008, -13/+2"... is not compatible with [your_browser_here]. Reverting to sleep-mode. Bigger browser required to see this model in wake-mode."
        Maybe IE would work..?
        • dudeguy1234, on 04/27/2008, -1/+14Buried as inaccurate, IE never works.
          • jorgeka, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1True, IE doesn't work, but IE as a bigger (maybe not really a bigger in size, but a bigger nuissance/bug) and more unuseable browser, it should be somewhat more compatible...
    • chrishirsch, on 04/27/2008, -2/+32She can't stay down with 3 barrels.
    • SwiftKick34, on 04/27/2008, -4/+23THAR SHE BLOWS!
    • grimlenn, on 04/27/2008, -10/+3HARPOON THE MAN!!!
    • Eucolastic, on 04/27/2008, -10/+3man the harPWNs!!!!!!!!!!!
      • laserblazer, on 04/27/2008, -2/+3A decent enough fusion of internet memes. +1
    • Existenz87, on 04/27/2008, -0/+12Rarely seen out of its natural habitat of the couch, the split tailed land orca is easily tired and rests for much of the day.
    • h4mx0r, on 04/27/2008, -9/+3THAR SHE BLOWS!
  • mattcoady, on 04/27/2008, -5/+209Woah-oh here she comes, she's a maaaan eater.
    • crammaz, on 04/27/2008, -2/+37watch out boy she'll chew you up...
    • Slagtits, on 04/27/2008, -1/+12So many have paid to see
      What you think you're getting for free
    • mykotron, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2whoa....

      the woman is wild. Serious could a song be any more fitting for this picture? lol
    • h0ms4r, on 04/27/2008, -3/+3Oh fck, I think you just started a new meme.
    • Owwmykneecap, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3she's a pie eater.
  • shondell, on 04/27/2008, -70/+6GRAND THEFT AUTO 4!!!!!!
  • headnickels, on 04/27/2008, -5/+159You get what you pay for...applies for the content on Digg
  • smacksaw, on 04/27/2008, -40/+12This thread is now /b/

    Continue.
  • EggNogIceCream, on 04/27/2008, -42/+24I out on my rope and wizard hat.
  • Ramzy, on 04/27/2008, -21/+10Hahaha, that's ***** great. Everyone in the office is staring at me.

    I know these comments get dugg down to *****, but i honestly didn't expect a sleeping sexy time dancer.
  • borez, on 04/27/2008, -6/+270And why would you want to wake that thing up?
    • TheThirdLevel, on 04/27/2008, -4/+10Let sleeping dogs, i mean, fat chicks, lie.
    • lukemandese, on 04/27/2008, -1/+16Do not awaken the slumbering dragon
    • Heywoodj, on 04/27/2008, -1/+27Maybe he's stuck under her?
  • Ksg89, on 04/27/2008, -15/+3Lame
  • kingofinternet, on 04/27/2008, -11/+410shrug
    fap fap fap fap fap
  • DefaultGen, on 04/27/2008, -4/+332PUT SHOE ON HEAD!
  • GregFD3S, on 04/27/2008, -9/+435OGC
  • niko8778, on 04/27/2008, -9/+71ITS A TRAP!
    • fani, on 04/27/2008, -0/+9where's the ***** ascii art that goes with "its a trap" ?

      You're doing the same thing as the topic post
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    • Psi57, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3I'm pretty sure this comment and that ascii art is on every other post on here...
  • gllopc, on 04/27/2008, -4/+184I think she's dead.
    • hammerpants, on 04/27/2008, -2/+6Naw, it not dead.
      • ElbowGeek, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0She's dead. Bleeding demised; shuffled off this mortal coil. Bereft of life, she rests in peace - gone to join the choir invisibule...
    • Intangible360, on 04/27/2008, -0/+19...Jim
    • bordo, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1just a little bit too much coke... *sigh* so many fine hookers have been lost to coke OD. a real shame...
  • Kastang, on 04/27/2008, -10/+12Mirror Anyone?
  • proliance, on 04/27/2008, -2/+176Use more exclamation points. That'll get her attention.
    • BradBrown, on 04/27/2008, -1/+77Forget the exclamation points. A promise of bacon might wake her up.
      • Boooohjoke, on 04/27/2008, -4/+5A promise of bacon will wake any person up.
    • keviniskool, on 04/27/2008, -0/+8Can't forget the marquee and blink tags. Those make everything look better.
  • ElliotShoe, on 04/27/2008, -20/+2mirror:
    http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6962/c12e371d79 ...
  • Buddybot111, on 04/27/2008, -34/+176How the ***** did this get on the frontpage?
    • Slagtits, on 04/27/2008, -2/+26'cause it's funny D.F.
    • threemagic, on 04/27/2008, -7/+92Here.. sit down Buddy.. let me 'splain it to you.

      first.. a daring, outgoing digger is bravely searching the outer reaches of the internet to find stories and pictures they think we'll find as funny.

      second.. once found, the digger returns to digg and submits the link, typically ignoring all duplicates

      third... other diggers, presumably only friends, spend their time digging it up... generally not caring what it is.

      and finally.. once the GREAT AND POWERFUL ALGORITHM decides it has seen enough... It waves his mighty hand and poof...it becomes front page material.
      • diggrific, on 04/27/2008, -0/+24Very true. I've submitted many interesting and relevant stories, but none got very far. I saw this and thought it was funny, so I sent it to my friends to give them a laugh, never thinking this would be my first submitted story to hit the front page. It makes sense though. Low brow humor wins every time....LOL.
      • jetfuel, on 04/27/2008, -1/+27ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM!
      • antiorblkflag9, on 04/27/2008, -1/+2Okay, so it's magic? Got it.
      • Ataxia2008, on 04/27/2008, -3/+3I'm not your buddy, guy!
    • Acglaphotis, on 04/27/2008, -2/+24People dugg the story. That is how the website works.
      • aceslick911, on 04/27/2008, -5/+3thanks. see? no essay necessary.
        • laserblazer, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2You'd need to enlist the help of an essay or two to move her
    • reignrk, on 04/27/2008, -3/+2This is old, really old.
    • ronjohnson, on 04/27/2008, -1/+3It involved technology and was funny. Even in original Digg it belonged.
    • SlackerCS, on 04/27/2008, -2/+5Someone posted, then some other people clicked the "digg" button next to it. There's an FAQ around here somewhere if you need more info.
    • fuzzmeister, on 04/27/2008, -1/+3Digg has been invaded by 4chan.
    • h4mx0r, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3I dugg it because the comments were hilarious.
  • carnag3aus, on 04/27/2008, -4/+34Story of my life :(.
    • jonuts, on 04/27/2008, -1/+19browsing the free section of BBW cam-whore sites? only to find the object of your affection is dead and therefore not worth paying to see her take off her clothes?

      that's a pretty ***** life. sorry, i guess.
  • antiorblkflag9, on 04/27/2008, -3/+117http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/antiorblkfl ...
    • Wellhungmember, on 04/27/2008, -10/+3She is a fat, black woman who is probably good at sleeping only.
  • loroleg, on 04/27/2008, -21/+7Older than the internets.
    • afromonster06, on 04/27/2008, -12/+3Agreed. Why is this on the front page? Seriously.
  • sykotik, on 04/27/2008, -8/+2HAHA! Finally a myconfinedspace hit on Digg. And down it goes! I love that website. Spent many hours perusing every last picture on there.

    tiki god is ***** bricks right now LOL
  • JoshChan, on 04/27/2008, -2/+91Any desire to watch her naked is beyond me.....
    • laserblazer, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3The big sphere has a strong pull on the smaller spheres.
  • adh3isive, on 04/27/2008, -4/+259I put on my robe and wizard hat.
  • scarlet85, on 04/27/2008, -4/+27Who would want to watch her awake anyway, YUCK.
  • ma5t3rw1tt, on 04/27/2008, -5/+0Ha Ha, that has to suck. No porn for you Mr!
  • diggthisman, on 04/27/2008, -7/+2There she blows!!!
  • Paradoxt, on 04/27/2008, -15/+4Man the harpoons!
  • DocCochran, on 04/27/2008, -4/+102I like how the guy thinks typing "WAKE THE ***** UP!" is going to actually cause her to wake up.
    • diggrific, on 04/27/2008, -1/+10I was waiting for someone to notice this fact. Shout-Type, that will wake her up!
      That is the funniest part IMHO.
    • Jeffler, on 04/27/2008, -0/+4It would actually kind of make sense. She may have sound indicators for received messages, why he went into TALKING LIKE THIS I have no clue though.
      • J0415, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1Text-to-speech with smart emphasis on all-caps sentences maybe?
    • kleash, on 04/27/2008, -0/+11DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF CAPS, CUZ IT CAN ANNOY THE ***** OUTTA YOU.
      • rideagain, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1<[GSF]Pyronus> CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
    • BryanTravers, on 04/27/2008, -0/+5I dunno.....it worked with Neo.
  • Smoov, on 04/27/2008, -21/+5The depravity and sheer evil of so many Digg posters is on plain display here. What twisted, hateful little pricks you are.
    • MountHFS, on 04/27/2008, -0/+8Right back at you. Now go away.
    • nigh7dagger, on 04/27/2008, -0/+11This makes sense...Smoov was the sleeping girl!
    • lytan, on 04/27/2008, -2/+11Smoov clearly has a fat girlfriend. Unlucky, Smoov.
      • Alreadyinuse99, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3Smoov wishes he had a fat girlfriend. Or any girlfriend. Or just a friend.
    • ClevelandBrown, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1get the hell off digg you goddamn troll of an ass hat.
  • diskit, on 04/27/2008, -5/+69In the butt.
  • Labskaus, on 04/27/2008, -5/+11earning money, while sleeping ;-) that´s the easy way!!!
  • Twisted871, on 04/27/2008, -9/+1mirror?
    • Twisted871, on 04/27/2008, -5/+1nevermind. i just saw the mirror a few posts up. feel free to dig me down.
  • EgaoNoGenki, on 04/27/2008, -13/+2He needed voice chat...
    How old was the typer anyway? 12, tops??? WHAT THE (PLUCK) WAS HE DOING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Man...
  • cactus476, on 04/27/2008, -4/+4http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/ ...
  • shmidlab, on 04/27/2008, -4/+258sex chat gone wrong:

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
    • tomd123, on 04/27/2008, -0/+16Ah the classic rhinoceros. But seriously, that deserves a LOL.
    • dariusperkins, on 04/27/2008, -0/+17That could be a great sketch. Kudos to the writer.
    • eq2s, on 04/27/2008, -0/+8That font and background combination hurts my eyes.
    • compulsive1, on 04/27/2008, -0/+12That's some funny stuff! I LOL'd !
    • mrmount, on 04/27/2008, -1/+8That ***** was funny! By the way, was that guy a fellow digger ?
    • hammerpants, on 04/27/2008, -0/+26"I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory."

      I laughed so hard I farted when I read that.
      • DeadFox1, on 04/27/2008, -2/+5i lol'd when i read thay you farted! LOL
    • dubfunk, on 04/27/2008, -0/+4that ***** is funny! i gotta get myself a wizard hat & robe
    • artemisn, on 04/27/2008, -0/+5It isn't the full version tho, there are 10 stories in the Bloodninja Chronicles.
    • Darksoul, on 04/27/2008, -0/+5Dear god I was laughing so hard I am crying now defiantly dugg up.
      • soundman7718, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1same. oh my god that was funny...
    • kutateli, on 04/27/2008, -0/+11You mean sex chat gone right?
    • Moses410, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2amazing
    • ep53, on 04/27/2008, -1/+40This one is way funnier:
      sweet17: Hi
      bloodninja: hello
      bloodninja: who is this?
      sweet17: just a someone?
      bloodninja: A someone I know?
      sweet17: nope
      bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
      sweet17: well sorrrrrry
      sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
      bloodninja: why?
      sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
      bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
      sweet17: yes?
      bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
      sweet17: paranoid?
      bloodninja: yes
      sweet17: of what?
      sweet17: me?
      bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
      sweet17: LOL
      bloodninja: Don't ***** laugh at me!
      bloodninja: This ***** is serious!
      sweet17: What are you hiding from?
      bloodninja: The cops.
      sweet17: gimme a ***** break
      bloodninja: I'm serious.
      sweet17: I don't get it
      bloodninja: The cops are after me.
      sweet17: For what?
      bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
      sweet17: For???
      bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
      bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
      bloodninja: Hello?
      sweet17: You are ***** sick.
      bloodninja: Send me your picture.
      sweet17: why?
      bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
      sweet17: One of what?
      bloodninja: The cops.
      sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
      bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
      sweet17: hold on
      bloodninja: Hurry up.
      bloodninja: Are you there?
      bloodninja: ***** you, cop!
      sweet17: Hey sorry
      sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
      bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
      bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
      bloodninja: Weren't you!?
      sweet17: thats not it
      bloodninja: Then what?
      sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
      bloodninja: Most cops aren't
      sweet17: IM NOT A ***** COP YOU *****!
      bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
      sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
      bloodninja: Just send it through here.
      sweet17: alright *PIC*
      sweet17: Did you get it?
      bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
      sweet17: That was me back in may
      sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
      bloodninja: I hope so
      sweet17: what?!?
      sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
      bloodninja: Did it?
      sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
      bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
      sweet17: yes
      bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
      sweet17: kks
      bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
      sweet17: this isn't you.
      bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
      sweet17: You don't look like that.
      bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
      sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
      bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
      bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
      sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
      bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
      bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
      sweet17: Go ***** yourself
      bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
      bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
      sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
      sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
      sweet17: you hurt me.
      bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
      sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
      bloodninja: Why would I do that?
      sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
      bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
      sweet17: ***** YOU!!!
      bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
      sweet17: You're a ***** wanker!
      sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
      sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
      bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
      sweet17: No you aren't
      bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
      bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
      sweet17: I'm done with you
      bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
      sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
      bloodninja: Wait a sec
      bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
      bloodninja: Wanna start over?
      sweet17: No
      bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
      sweet17: You'll what?
      bloodninja: You heard me.
      bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
      sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
      bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
      sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
      bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
      bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
      sweet17: Like what?
      bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
      sweet17: I don't know
      bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
      sweet17: I'm afraid to
      bloodninja: Why?
      sweet17: cause
      bloodninja: cause why?
      sweet17: well lets see
      sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
      sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
      bloodninja: Nope
      sweet17: well its strange to me
      bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
      sweet17: I didn't say that
      bloodninja: So is that a yes?
      sweet17: I guess so.
      bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
      bloodninja: Are you willing?
      sweet17: What do you need me to do?
      bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
      sweet17: ???
      bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!! "
      bloodninja: ok?
      bloodninja: Hello?
      sweet17: You can't be serious
      bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
      bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
      sweet17: this is retarded
      bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
      sweet17: Yes I want it.
      bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
      sweet17: sure
      bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
      bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
      bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
      bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
      bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth *****.
      sweet17: mmmm yeah
      bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
      sweet17: Har
      bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
      bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
      sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
      bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
      bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
      bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
      bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
      sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
      bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I ***** harder
      bloodninja: going limp
      sweet17: HARRRRRRR
      bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
      bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
      bloodninja: going limp
      sweet17: this is stupid
      bloodninja: ...still limp
      bloodninja: Do it!
      sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
      bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
      bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
      bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
      sweet17: WTF?!?!?
      bloodninja: They stink really bad.
      sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
      bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
      bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
      bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
      sweet17: YOURE A ***** PYSCHO!!
      bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
      bloodninja: And turn you into a ***** candy apple...
      bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
      sweet17: ***** YOU DICKHEAD!!
      bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
      bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
      bloodninja: ...going limp again.
      bloodninja: Hello?
      bloodninja: Say it!
      bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
    • g0dfather, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1...
      ...
      bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
      bloodninja: Baby?

      This guy is awesome.
    • panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1pointsincase.com. i read em all in highschool
  • rexamafex, on 04/27/2008, -7/+20in the butt
  • Milburnss, on 04/27/2008, -5/+4Site is down, no funny pic for me :(
  • byrons, on 04/27/2008, -1/+12As the old saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

    woof.
  • boydrew, on 04/27/2008, -2/+41Lol.... "PUMPACTION Cam"
    • texpundit, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3I wondered when someone was going to catch that her username was PUMPACTION. More like LUMPACTION.
    • bigmac375, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1i dont even want to know...
  • PooptartSkall, on 04/27/2008, -4/+10I wonder how she will feel once she sees her pic is all over the internet..
    • Qumahlin, on 04/27/2008, -1/+45she does webcam sex chats...somehow I don't think it will bother her.
      • PooptartSkall, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0No, but the fact that she is sleeping and being ridiculed on Digg, where not just that one or few guys saw her, but now the whole Digg community.
        Sleeping on the job, shame shame.
    • hammerpants, on 04/27/2008, -0/+6i think she's used to it
    • shade45, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1Your forgetting what line of work shes in.
      • PhattyPhattMatt, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2Correction, You are forgetting what kind of work she *sleeps* in
    • rsHoratio, on 04/27/2008, -0/+3Do you think she even has her own internet?
    • lelux, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0hungry
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