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- lozzobear, on 07/01/2008, -9/+455Dugg for Etch-a-sketchistan!
- Konstantino, on 06/30/2008, -8/+401The funny thing is, this is probably true.
- SugarCoatedSalt, on 06/30/2008, -17/+311I love The Onion.
- olithebumm, on 07/01/2008, -3/+233Looks like next harvest will be even better
- porplem, on 06/30/2008, -8/+2172013 but okay.
- mooseofshadows, on 07/01/2008, -3/+207Honestly, the funniest part of this was the earthquake wiping out etchisketchistan.
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -7/+184I'll deplete that when she turns 18.
- Snuff99, on 07/01/2008, -17/+163I hate Disney kids. Effin brats.
- hinmanj, on 07/01/2008, -1/+104Wow, that earthquake at the end made my morning.
- howzitgoin88, on 07/01/2008, -10/+112But the world is going to end in 2012... You mean we have to put up with her for the majority of the rest of our lives?
- spepin, on 07/01/2008, -2/+97She's long past her expiration date.
I predict she'll soon hit that clubbing phase, which will lead to table dancing then sex tapes. The world is your oyster, Miley! - Coven, on 07/01/2008, -4/+94Please let the scientists be right. There's only so much one man can take...
- fastcrash, on 07/01/2008, -9/+93"Dr Justin Canty from the institute for stainable cyrus use."
hahaha thats amazing - inactive, on 07/01/2008, -1/+75And pregnant by 2009.
- crossmr, on 07/01/2008, -14/+87Thanks for telling me. I was going to spend yet another sleepless night wondering why you dugg this article..
- Ex3poo, on 07/01/2008, -7/+76She's is gonna be HO FO SHO!
- Coven, on 07/01/2008, -1/+67Wait, I did what?
- BossKey, on 07/01/2008, -0/+53That was actually the funniest thing in the whole video. Perfect, deadpan, throwaway one-liner, delivered without warning.
- demodawid, on 07/01/2008, -0/+49Yeah right, "CoMpUtErITGuY".
- SupaNeo, on 07/01/2008, -2/+50It's not mutual. The Onion told Digg to tell me to tell you that things just aren't working out.
It's not you, it's The Onion. - Jumpeplowski, on 07/01/2008, -3/+47For those burying this, the Onion predicts her depletion by 2013, not 2011.
- Jumpeplowski, on 07/01/2008, -3/+46Dugg for calling Miley a man.
- JAGUART, on 07/01/2008, -0/+41"Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus"
- palewook, on 07/01/2008, -1/+41wasn't there a south park about this already?
- shatters, on 07/01/2008, -0/+39He's not crying, it's The Onion
- katierosekills, on 07/01/2008, -3/+38How's Billy Ray Cyrus gonna pay his bills when his little girl isn't cool anymore? :(
- NJank, on 07/01/2008, -0/+34it's the damn onion. it's funny. stop nit picking.
- megamod, on 07/01/2008, -2/+34I heard it was a complete wipe out! There's not even a SINGLE trace of buildings or the people. They just vanished =/.
- GeckoSlayer, on 07/01/2008, -0/+31A++++++ GOOD SELLER, WILL BUY FROM AGAIN!!
- mu0p, on 07/01/2008, -0/+30Has anyone actually ever watched one full episode of these Disney teen shows?
They literally scare the living crap out of me, the humor is HORRID and actually is awkward beyond belief.
And the writing is all the same, like an OC for kids. My cousin who is 9 watches these shows like its church. Literally she is glued watching those shows, and thats all she does, she now has her own cell phone, is constantly texting, and has her own macbook and listens to those horrible albums they come out with.
And my dad thought our television was bad in my day, all I watched were the Simposons, Wallace and Gromit, some Fresh Prince and some crappy dating shows I never understood. - Jumpeplowski, on 07/01/2008, -1/+29No, the entire rest of your lives. She's going to be depleted in 2013, not 2011.
- TheInformer, on 07/01/2008, -3/+29By saying that you're going to break his achy heart.
- PDF84, on 07/01/2008, -0/+26coke whore by 2010
- ColorBlind, on 07/01/2008, -0/+25She is is?
- jun2san, on 07/01/2008, -0/+24In and out of rehab by 2011
- howzitgoin88, on 07/01/2008, -1/+25She's a *****-roach!
- Thorpe, on 07/01/2008, -1/+24Can't it be sooner?
- craighoxton, on 07/01/2008, -3/+26I was depleted when I saw those photos...
- thenewmadmax, on 07/01/2008, -0/+22If the world ends in 2012 and miley in 2013, does that mean she will survive the Apocalypse?
- STARTSOMETHING, on 07/01/2008, -0/+21By the way Disney whores out young people, I think they will have someone to replace her by 2009.
- brawltimore, on 07/01/2008, -0/+20some people are into gaping buttholes
welcome to the internet - PDF84, on 07/01/2008, -1/+202011? Now, thats being generous.
- mayhemchaos, on 07/01/2008, -0/+18on a VH1 reality show by 2012
- ayeroxor, on 07/01/2008, -1/+19let the "I'd ... Miley Cyrus' gap" jokes commence.
- spiritflare1, on 07/01/2008, -4/+21she's well on the way - i think it's a disney rite of passage:
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/01/miley-cyr ... - Jumpeplowski, on 07/01/2008, -5/+21I've re-read it a few times and it could mean a couple different things. Meh.
- DeviantDragon, on 07/01/2008, -1/+17Actually, I'm thinking her entertainment utility will peak at 2010 and the following years before she reach Britney-Critical levels of overexposure.
- RevToTheRedline, on 07/01/2008, -1/+16Allll right, giggity giggity giggity goo
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