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- nahsrocketeer75, on 10/27/2009, -2/+74I don't care what Web site this story is on ... it's true, it's true.
- lucasftw, on 10/27/2009, -1/+56I thought the onion was fake news?
I have three glowing rectangles in front of me at this very moment. - utahband, on 10/27/2009, -8/+40Digg you disappoint me...This ***** is so old.
- Elsewhere42, on 10/27/2009, -1/+20Wow... I can think of 5 glowing rectangles I stare at through the course of a normal day.
- michaelrsa, on 10/27/2009, -0/+12My rectangle is getting old, I really want a new, bigger one.
- tinkafoo, on 10/27/2009, -1/+11This is like the Gillette razor all over again..
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 - AaronCo, on 10/27/2009, -0/+10What's her name?
- fluidfoundation, on 10/27/2009, -0/+9I had a glowing rectang once, but I got better.
- kilodelta, on 10/27/2009, -0/+7look how far we've come - 10 years ago, we spent 90% of our time looking at glowing squares.
- homsar1, on 10/27/2009, -2/+8old story is old.
we're now at 95%. - jserio, on 10/27/2009, -0/+6Does anyone ever wonder what affect this has on our long-term vision? Such as loss of depth perception or blurred vision?
- zephc, on 10/27/2009, -2/+8I thought it said 90% of wanking hours. But I guess there would be no difference in the message of the statement for many people.
- BallCity, on 10/27/2009, -1/+6Yeah, what the *****, this is old as hell. And, if I'm not mistake, it's been on Digg before........
- ZeroCubed, on 10/27/2009, -0/+4Wow this article is OLD. Not even like, a week old - this is many months old. I remember reading this in the Onion paper during the summer.
Still true though. - inactive, on 10/28/2009, -1/+5U meen buttsecks.
- iletumi, on 10/28/2009, -0/+3that's exactly how i pictured a report would look like of an alien race observing us.
- Dundaman, on 10/28/2009, -1/+4Old is gold *****.
Shut up and sit down! - MrFisty, on 10/27/2009, -2/+4I'm hoping 'rectang' isn't slang for, well, you get the point.
- BryanTravers, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2Here's the July Version of this article:
http://digg.com/comedy/Report_90_Of_Waking_Hours_S ...
The June Version(with 1400 Diggs):
http://digg.com/comedy/Report_90_Of_Waking_Hours_S ...
The August Version:
http://digg.com/comedy/90_Of_Waking_Hours_Spent_St ...
And now this version. I can't wait for the Christmas Edition. - deadsoldier, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2Glowing Rectangle = Companion Cube
- maskedm564, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2Wait, so The Onion writes real stories now?
- trojan085, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2All of a sudden I realise how much I want a CIRCULAR tv/monitor. I reckon it would look great (dependent on circular video cameras). Where is it, who's tried it?
- shnuffy, on 10/28/2009, -0/+22009
- markosfunk, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2one of my favorite onions, funny cuz it's true
- EmperorAwesome, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2Buttsex.
- Arceliar, on 10/27/2009, -0/+2Dugg for predictable but humorous reverse Freudian slip.
- joejitsu, on 10/27/2009, -1/+3Dugg for being right.
- themastersb, on 10/28/2009, -0/+2Remember when Bush took office it had the article about peace and prosperity being over?
- bash1979, on 10/27/2009, -2/+3Anyone else see "wanking" hours when they first read the title?
Still believable, I suppose... - cuevas4711, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1This story is only 60% fake.
- nobody98, on 10/27/2009, -3/+4did anyone else read waking as wanking?
- steeak, on 10/27/2009, -1/+2buried for old story
- Dauntless1, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1In before comments on how this is a bad thing.
- andy3109, on 10/28/2009, -0/+190% seems like a fair number.
- andy3109, on 10/28/2009, -0/+1No joke, but I have losed depth perception. I have been involved with computers since the early 90s and swear that my depth perception has been effected.
- qazws, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1No its the dam cell phone hours spent on that screen.
- anvonbank, on 10/30/2009, -0/+1The first television screens were actually near-circular. The video tubes were roundish. Who knows why this changed. Probably to get the screen to look more like a book or maybe even a stage? It's rectangle because at one time someone made that arbitrary decision, and we have been accustomed to it ever since...
- jp12380, on 10/28/2009, -1/+2I don't get it, is that supposed to be a joke or something?
- UhNathUhMuh, on 10/28/2009, -1/+2Yes. And the title would still be true.
- Dynamoo, on 10/28/2009, -1/+2Submitted first in June:
http://digg.com/comedy/Report_90_Of_Waking_Hours_S ... - ratnacage, on 10/28/2009, -0/+1Digg you please me, cause I haven't seen this ***** before.
- Smaugrens, on 10/28/2009, -1/+2Not for me.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 10/28/2009, -0/+1That has to be in the Onion's Top 10 Ev-ah
- slapMeOften, on 10/28/2009, -0/+0Thanks again Mr. Obvious! It's amazing how many aliases you have.
- FelixDrylock, on 10/27/2009, -1/+1Square
- Trigonometron, on 10/28/2009, -1/+1I heard 90% of front page stories are 5 months old.
- lpaspalis, on 10/28/2009, -3/+2It's called a ***** screen.
- HotBaconSauce, on 10/28/2009, -2/+1Digg was doing so well until now..
- mparker21311, on 10/28/2009, -3/+1Got onionrolld again.
- master69better, on 10/27/2009, -4/+2Big Corporate Electronics Boss
**munches lit cigar, jowls jiggle**
Confound it, we're missing the mark by 10%. Ninety percent of the time just won't do!
** Jowls still jiggle, a little less every time, cigar tip lights bright orange** -
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