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Redneck Smoke Detector [PIC]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 4, 2008

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  • Bologner, on 12/04/2008, -38/+1054RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FWD: LOL GRANDMA THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
  • Frezzle, on 12/04/2008, -8/+225Must have a redneck server.
  • Alem800, on 12/04/2008, -10/+187Stop, Pop and Drool?
  • D3koy, on 12/04/2008, -2/+173Yeah, too bad that dumbass left the label on...Now it won't pop properly
  • Coelacanth, on 12/04/2008, -7/+150So, I must ask... What does smoke do to jiffy pop? I could understand that as a redneck FIRE alarm, but smoke?!!?
  • Garofoli, on 12/04/2008, -10/+143Mirror: http://officespam.chattablogs.com/Redneck-Smoke-De ...
  • BlueSkyfish, on 12/04/2008, -2/+944 gameboys taped together.
  • chadsexingtime, on 12/04/2008, -7/+97Hey kids! We're eatin' dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil.
  • brinkanimation, on 12/04/2008, -9/+93i do enjoy my popcorn with that smoked corpse flavoring
  • bjswanner, on 12/04/2008, -1/+78I would like to personally thank everyone who has pointed out that smoke would not actually pop the popcorn. Without your helpful comments I may have been mislead by this post. Thanks again.
  • austenw, on 12/04/2008, -3/+77"Can you see this sticker through the smoke? If not, you should probably grab the beer, the woman and GTFO."
  • Gravey9, on 12/04/2008, -3/+75Hwhat?
  • frontaxle, on 12/04/2008, -3/+73Bubba Dean, Bobby Sue, RUN! Ise hearin' Poppin!
  • inactive, on 12/04/2008, -1/+68Next time, don't go on the internet.
  • imprestavel, on 12/04/2008, -6/+72i think you are doing it wrong...
  • jmp478, on 12/04/2008, -0/+57It gives the popcorn a delicious smokey flavor.
  • whoreable, on 12/04/2008, -5/+59http://digg.com/comedy/Redneck_smoke_detector

    \there must be a glitch in the matrix
  • dajuggernaut, on 12/04/2008, -0/+42In other news Digg effect makes server go up in flames. 3 redneck IT workers were killed by the blaze while eating Jiffy Pop.
  • LeviTheSmith, on 12/04/2008, -1/+41Simpsons episode when Marge sells Pretzels.
  • Ftown13, on 12/04/2008, -0/+37Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...

    Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.

    Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...

    Brian: That's Street Fighter.

    Peter: Red, blue, green...

    Brian: Those are colors.
  • Rodik, on 12/04/2008, -1/+37Lame comment.

    ***** you.
  • DENiAL, on 12/04/2008, -2/+37I install fire alarms for a living, and it's sad to say, but this would work better then some of the systems I have come across over the years...

  • BossKey, on 12/04/2008, -3/+37Connected to a redneck RAID
    http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm
  • arcane81, on 12/04/2008, -0/+30In that order also. Beer then the woman (if there is enough time).
  • trixterii, on 12/04/2008, -1/+30You said it, I'm suprised this wasn't in my inbox from my southern relatives already.
  • jefbob, on 12/04/2008, -2/+31@ultraseamus - I think PGPirate's point was that the parent commenter put "RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:" instead of FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:, so it looks like him and his grandma were replying back and forth to each other after the forward was sent.
  • penguinxp, on 12/04/2008, -0/+27shoulda coulda woulda. but u didnt'a. now gimme dem pretzels.
  • daimposter, on 12/04/2008, -2/+25one guy has 3 friends, the other has 243 friends. The way digg works, it's not what you submit but who you know.
  • doshindude, on 12/04/2008, -0/+22A cardboard box with car parts in it?
  • adbo, on 12/04/2008, -0/+20You're gonna let Billy Bob burn?
  • vat0r, on 12/04/2008, -1/+21Look up.. ***** you too.
  • lintmonkey, on 12/04/2008, -0/+19It seems to be working fine to me. The house hasn't burned down yet.
  • yaddayaddayoda, on 12/04/2008, -1/+19I don't know why anyone would digg you down... that is awesome.
  • Rodik, on 12/04/2008, -0/+18this comment is actually better than the pic itself...
  • jgray1975, on 12/04/2008, -5/+22Because where there is smoke there is fire.
  • 360Slick, on 12/04/2008, -3/+20dont forget the n64
  • daimposter, on 12/04/2008, -1/+17to me, redneck doesn't equal southerners. I live in Illinois and we have rednecks just 60 miles outside of Chicago. Heck, we even have 'rednecks in the burbs'....we call them trailer trash.

    Rednecks are to the south what ghetto people are to the big city.
  • TheTubesMaster, on 12/04/2008, -4/+19*cough then *cough
  • burnfromwithin, on 12/04/2008, -0/+14grab the woman? wha?
  • subterfuge, on 12/04/2008, -4/+17***** me!
  • peters1023, on 12/04/2008, -1/+14No way rednecks even know what a RAID is
  • staffell, on 12/04/2008, -1/+14^nah, they couldn't afford one of those
  • subterfuge, on 12/04/2008, -0/+13that's true for RL as well
  • dajuggernaut, on 12/04/2008, -0/+12well.... if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
  • JohnnyHaff, on 12/04/2008, -5/+17You gotta try harder to keep up or else all these jokes will go way over your head
  • Gravey9, on 12/04/2008, -3/+15Thanks for the post! I buried as a duplicate :)
  • wontstoptalking, on 12/04/2008, -0/+11Okay, try this one:

    Bart: "I thought you were supposed to be watching it, Milhouse!"
    Milhouse: "I was. First it started falling over, then it fell over."
  • subterfuge, on 12/04/2008, -0/+11THEYVE CHANGED SOMETHING
  • Bean945, on 12/04/2008, -2/+12***** you!
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