599 Comments
- Tomboys, on 12/03/2008, -32/+619This video is brilliant in it's awesomeness.
- AmericanParty, on 12/03/2008, -21/+438I am a Christian, I am a (real) Conservative. I am not gay. I will not have a gay marriage. I also believe, however, my beliefs shouldn't be pushed upon anyone else. Same goes for abortion for that matter. I will not suggest to anyone to get an abortion, but I will certainly not support a law that bans it.
Gays should not be denied access to the same rights as anyone else.
plus Neil Patrick Harris is a badass mofo. - P1um, on 12/03/2008, -13/+414Dugg for the black guy from the Office.
- Jaxtheripper, on 12/03/2008, -46/+433So many cameos and amazing rhymes... My head exploded. Into my boyfriends mouth. Hopefully husband soon.
- pinacoleyada, on 12/03/2008, -19/+397jack black as jesus...that's just awesome
- giyen, on 12/03/2008, -19/+341what else does the bible say, Jesus? LMAO.
- Twikkert, on 12/03/2008, -9/+284Hey, are you Neil Patrick Harris?
Yeah. /flashes gang signs - hokeywebb22, on 12/03/2008, -9/+275dugg for NPH!
This is why I love FOD. Getting a great cast of actors together to put together a funny online clip. - pintomp3, on 12/03/2008, -8/+255i'm happy for you and continue to support your equal rights... but TMI.
- iggy2012, on 12/03/2008, -13/+235The nation was built on separation of church and state!
- pintomp3, on 12/03/2008, -6/+211dugg for shrimp
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ - Providence, on 12/03/2008, -12/+184Dugg for Neil Patrick Harris.
- P1um, on 12/03/2008, -16/+181WTF
- melonhedd, on 12/03/2008, -8/+136This is the gayest thing I've seen.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -6/+113Jack Black on the front page of Digg 2 times in 1 day . . . he's really making a come back.
- acegi, on 12/03/2008, -3/+105you're christianity and conservatism has nothing to do with it. you're just being a decent person.
but those who are not a decent person seems to have all the biblical authority. they'll always tell you: "it's in the bible so it must be true!" - Dalhectar, on 12/03/2008, -7/+94pics or it didn't happen
- themellowmarsh, on 12/03/2008, -3/+82Dugg for making me second guess my stereo-type view of Christians.
Cool. - FredFredrickson, on 12/03/2008, -6/+83Badwithcomputer:
Submitted: 2,661
Popular: 727
Shut the ***** up, please. - linagee, on 12/03/2008, -8/+83"The bible says a lot of crazy things - like to sell your daughter into slavery"
- JesusTeaseUs, on 12/03/2008, -1/+75not not really
Exodus 21: 7-8
7"If a man sells his daughter as a female slave, she is not to go free as the male slaves do.
8"If she is displeasing in the eyes of her master who designated her for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He does not have authority to sell her to a foreign people because of his unfairness to her. "
Sure, it isn't a direct command to sell your daughters into slavery; just laws on how to do so in a god-pleasing way if you wanted to....which is pretty ***** up. - aznplayero, on 12/03/2008, -9/+81Dugg for NPH
- KMyHero, on 12/03/2008, -6/+77Hmm, number of fans a coincidence? I think not.
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3599/1337rd1.pn ... - MadEnvoy, on 12/03/2008, -6/+64Always check for people behind you before committing suicide by gun. Your boyfriend will never forgive you for leaving the taste of your brains in his mouth.
- JustLetGo, on 12/03/2008, -7/+59And the backs of slaves!
God Bless America! - batmandude8, on 12/03/2008, -5/+57Is it just me or does Jack Black (as Jesus) look like Hurley from Lost?
- jikmo, on 12/03/2008, -2/+47dugg for calling a gay man a badass mofo
NPH = awesome - zeitfox, on 12/03/2008, -4/+46"Marriage is something that is from religion"
...and in my religion, gays can marry. Don't I have the right to my religion? - palebird, on 12/03/2008, -9/+50FunnyOrDie seems to be pumping out quite a bit of small skits with tons of celebrities in them. This was one of the better ones so far.
- MooreWV, on 12/03/2008, -4/+44Karen's in there too. But nobody likes her.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -13/+53this can only get better.. just wait for the religious nuts to get offended over this!
- Blurker, on 12/03/2008, -8/+48I liked the part where they were singing.
- undershirt, on 12/03/2008, -1/+38How can he make a comeback if he never left.
- oscotto, on 12/03/2008, -14/+50This is pure Genius!!!! I love it!
- shenanigoats, on 12/03/2008, -4/+39It's always good to see Andy Richter
- Infidelcastr0, on 12/03/2008, -2/+35Last time I checked the purpose of a constitution was to protect peoples' rights from the unwashed hordes.
- scojerroc, on 12/03/2008, -1/+34dont call it a comeback. he's been here for years
- Dalhectar, on 12/03/2008, -3/+33Was there something inaccurate with that statement?
- Culero, on 12/03/2008, -1/+31People don't like the truth?
- tEhKewleSt, on 12/03/2008, -0/+30NPH WOULDN'T DO THAT!
- pintomp3, on 12/03/2008, -3/+32it was fabulous!
- Pramma, on 12/03/2008, -1/+30Darrell
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -2/+30How about death to you sinners working a Sunday? Perhaps the thorough subjugation of women?
"Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death." - Exodus 31:15
"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." - 1 Timothy 2:11-14
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their husbands in every thing" - Ephesians 5:22-24
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church" - 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
Females are clearly worth less than males:
"And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When a man shall make a singular vow, the persons shall be for the Lord by thy estimation. And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above, if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female, ten shekels" - Leviticus 27:1-7
You break the hymen, you buy!
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
The bible says all sorts of stupid *****, but luckily it's an à la carte menu! We can just pick and choose our own morality to enforce on behalf of religion. - spazzy1213, on 12/03/2008, -2/+30Also we cant forget about incest in the bible, good, wholesome, Christian incest.
- NikoKun, on 12/03/2008, -0/+27Did Doogie Howser just steal my car?
- pintomp3, on 12/03/2008, -4/+30why can't they call it marriage? why does it bother you if they call it marriage? those arguments were once used to ban interracial marriage:
http://cedarlounge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/gay ... - NoData, on 12/03/2008, -2/+28WWNPHD?
- JasonAdams13, on 12/03/2008, -1/+27Maya Rudolph
- Llanowar, on 12/03/2008, -1/+27Is this a petition? Cause if so, I'll sign!
- mtrisk, on 12/03/2008, -2/+28"So if you want to separate church and state create a generic legal document that binds assets and such."
They did. It's called a marriage license. -
Show 51 - 100 of 608 discussions



What is Digg?