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- AmyVernon, on 09/16/2008, -2/+147I hate the people who believe their cars are so precious that they deserve multiple spaces.
- crashbang, on 09/17/2008, -6/+92The interwebs has run out of funny pictures
- Syphon0928, on 09/17/2008, -2/+69If you come across one of those jerks, give them one of these...
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice ... - cvrefugee, on 09/17/2008, -7/+73Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
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Because she was a woman. - inactive, on 09/16/2008, -2/+46How the hell did that truck get into that tree?
- Masna, on 09/17/2008, -0/+30***** playground I've ever seen in my life.
I'd park there too. - smacksaw, on 09/17/2008, -0/+26How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road. - webkami, on 09/17/2008, -1/+23LOL
Submitter's user name is funnier than some of these pics. - davidrools, on 09/17/2008, -0/+19"I know, I know, there's a fire hydrant there, but it's the only spot left. I'll only be a second. What's the worst that could happen?"
- Sp0rAdiC, on 09/17/2008, -2/+19You obviously missed the thread on that picture. You can't kink a firehose, it has to go straight from the hydrant. He parked illegally and they didn't feel it was necessary to waste time being nice and letting a fire get out of hand. You're an *****.
- inactive, on 09/17/2008, -1/+17That's why it comes in handy to have a piece of ***** car.
Whenever I encounter a parked car that occupies two spaces in a parking spot, I purposely park my car as close as possible to the other car, so that way the idiot driving the car will be forced to open their driver side door as much as possible, which usually results in their car door getting a scratch mark. - scb0825, on 09/17/2008, -1/+17Yeah, that dude with the Infinity is just asking to get keyed!
- MrWheezy, on 09/17/2008, -2/+16Alot of SUV's huh... makes you wonder doesn't it?
- modelchick8806, on 09/17/2008, -1/+15http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6165/q22td4.jpg
Sigh, that picture just screams hick-ville. Maybe it's the Dairy Queen in the background, or the Peter Griffan-esque way he parked his car, or perhaps the 12th man t-shirt. I dunno. - zantos420, on 09/17/2008, -0/+14why does helen keller have to masturbate with one hand?
she needs the other hand to moan - savantidiot, on 09/17/2008, -0/+13What is with the love fest at the end?
"Don't be too offended. We all do it one time or another..."
No, no we don't. - Frogee, on 09/17/2008, -0/+12Holy ***** man, get that dog off the car!
- kevyn, on 09/17/2008, -0/+9http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
I'm a fan of the little flyers you can print off to leave on peoples windscreens that say 'you park like an *****' - Sirlolalot, on 09/17/2008, -0/+8"Like a glove.." - Ace Ventura ;)
- Speed, on 09/17/2008, -0/+8sparsely, umm no, it couldn't actually. It would've kinked the hose and they couldn't risk that. It was either smash two windows (which, unfortunately, the city will probably pay to fix) or let the fire grow bigger (possibly risking a persons life) while they wait for a tow truck.
If you park in front of a fire hydrant, you deserve to get your windows smashed, since your saying your car is worth more than peoples lives, and that makes you the *****. - ProtossCraft, on 09/17/2008, -4/+12YES, IT'S A WOMAN!!!
- EMPulseKC, on 09/17/2008, -0/+8Now people should take into consideration that a lot of times in winter-weather climates, some of these people may have parked on a snow or ice covered lot where the lines would've been too obscured to accurately see where they were. In those cases, I try to park within where I believe the lines to be or where I can fit between other drivers who had the same problem. Later after the snow melts, the lines appear. Then it just looks like everybody intentionally parked like *****.
- D3ATHB4DISH0N0R, on 09/16/2008, -13/+20dugg for woman one
- jorgio, on 09/17/2008, -0/+7dugg for firehose picture finding its way on the front page once again...
- DestroyFascism, on 09/17/2008, -1/+8SUV drivers, ignoring public rules since 1980
- Exzhaton, on 09/17/2008, -0/+6Well son, when idiot and a car love each other........
- djruden, on 09/17/2008, -0/+5I'm thinking when all the cars arrived in the morning the parking lot was covered with snowfall and had to sort of guess where the spots were based on memory and by evening when the picture was taken, the snow melted away.
I find a lot of parking lots have this sort of disjointed parking situation when the lot is covered with snow and you can't see the lines. People just try and do their best. - inactive, on 09/17/2008, -0/+5quoting from coments on the main article page "#
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Funny how the idiot took the time to hastily scrawl “Yes, it’s a woman” on one picture. The rest were probably men. What about the white trash guy in the 12th man t-shirt? He seems pretty ***** to me." - babylonian, on 09/17/2008, -0/+5http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/
Perfect for passive-aggressive idiot parking revenge. - x060t, on 09/17/2008, -0/+4I see nearly half of these photos are from Russia - no wonder when you can buy driver's license without any exams. We also have a website, devoted to these people:
http://www.idiotparking.ru/gallery/thumbnails.php? ...
In addition, website sells stickers "i park like an idiot", so that you can reward a "parking champion" before taking a photo. - nyx210, on 09/17/2008, -0/+4Some of the pics just defy physical explanation.
- Born4Surf, on 09/17/2008, -1/+5Car Parking - You've either got it or you haven't!
These are brilliant: http://hubpages.com/hub/Car-Park
More amazing bad driving here:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Car-Accident - ComDesProf, on 09/17/2008, -2/+5For all the women-driver-haters out there, and believe me I have my bones to pick,...
[enjoying pun]
...women drivers rank #2 at my brother's body shop. The #1 spot belongs to teenage males, no one comes close to touching those idiots dollar for dollar. But then again I live in Louisiana were good drivers are as common as campus virgins, and I'm a professor so I know a little about that as well.
S***, wait a minute, if we're talking about parking then little princess in her spanking new land barge she got for high school graduation is BY FAR the worst on the planet. - Recluse84, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3Im only digging this for the slight possibility it makes it to Diggnation and they have to announce the submitter's name
- superfusion, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3it's funny. some are probably caused by overnight snow that melts during the day -- you can't see the lines in the morning.
- Navicerts, on 09/17/2008, -1/+4I think a select few of them are a result of a snow covered ground when the person parked (and perhaps they were the first ones to park) that cleared later to reveal how wrong they were.
- Nuhaus, on 09/17/2008, -3/+6Really wanting to paddle out and get that poor dog off of that truck. Talk about a picture of misery. Is that from Hurricane Ike?
- btschul, on 09/17/2008, -2/+5I been workin' here at the DQ for about, um, eight months...seven? I dunno, something like that. It's fun. Y'just do the cones, make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n' put stuff on 'em, 'n'... See a lot of people come in; a lot of people come to the DQ -- burgers, ice cream. Anything, y'know? Cokes. Just drive in and get a Coke, 'f yer thirsty.
- MrWheezy, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3Adblock Plus and Firefox is just what the doctor ordered for you ;)
- TheWorm, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3With Adobe Photoshop.
- revjustin2, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3Dudes, I am getting pretty sick of seeing my car up here on Digg like every freakin' day! I told you already, I was just running into the store for a pack of smokes! Jeez! It's not like you haven't done it.
- Speed, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3I'm looking at the picture and the simplest way to get the hose through was smashing the windows. Even if it wasn't necessary, it probably felt good and the douche bag deserved it. If you're such an ***** that you value your car or then 5 minutes (tops) it takes to find a new parking space, you deserve to have your car smashed.
I'm not saying I would smash the windows (nice straw man, though), I'm saying they deserve to have them smashed. It's like saying child rapists deserve to be brutally murdered: if you were to do it, you would go to jail, but that doesn't change the fact that they deserve it. - xenosteel, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2Good thing I bought a new printer cartridge
- miamiflashfan, on 09/18/2008, -0/+2I'm pretty confident that the sixth picture is just a picture of a moving car.
- Residents, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2Dugg for a few reasons but number 1 is definitely the fire hose through the back seat.
- Asrrin29, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2I've seen this happen too many times too. Gotta love Michigan weather.
- btschul, on 09/17/2008, -1/+3Sarcasm? I hope?
- jasonh1234, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2That's because all the photographers are on the net looking for them instead of taking them.
(+ complaining that they're all old.) - philberttheduck, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2ha.
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