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- fwc67, on 12/12/2007, -6/+1558is anyone else wondering if she could tell?
- masterkenobi, on 12/12/2007, -12/+927I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- Nougat, on 12/12/2007, -5/+601You're presuming the intended target is female.
- semeticstallion, on 12/12/2007, -12/+487This is one of those situations where you crab-walk out of the room slowly.
- seans9, on 12/12/2007, -3/+455Dugg for being a good friend
- inactive, on 12/12/2007, -31/+464How is this nsfw?
- ikcilabd, on 12/12/2007, -7/+367i think thats a situation where you say:
"what the hell was that? did you see that, i think someone H@X0r3d my cpu, its typing on its own, i'm gonna shutdown my box and figure this out, sick, later!" - andregriffin, on 12/12/2007, -6/+334It contains the word "*****" in 10pt text... so don't look at it unless people are directly looking over your should scanning your screen for the word "*****."
This thread is now NSFW. - DemonSpawn77, on 12/12/2007, -5/+248Wrong convo, huh? Naw, Charlie. I think he's leading you on to play his little blindfolded game.
- andsix, on 12/12/2007, -3/+242Akwarrrrrd will be the next popular digg comment
- indigit4l, on 12/12/2007, -5/+226He just was wondering how discerning her pussy was
- kingjaydub, on 12/12/2007, -7/+224does anyone else think this sound like he's planning to rape her and just wants to make sure she can't identify him?
gotta admire a well thought out plan. - kdoig, on 12/12/2007, -5/+210One time, while waiting in a sexual clinic waiting room to get tested...I saw my buddy sitting across the room and thought it would be funny to text him 'Does it smell like AIDS in here?' as a joke (bad taste , I know)...either way I sent it to the wrong person and ended up going to an ex-girlfriend. Akwarrrrrd
- repairman, on 12/12/2007, -0/+183Anyone else done something like this with a text message? Boy, is that awkward.
- ZombieKiss, on 12/12/2007, -6/+182Wouldn't that make it work appropriate then?
- zeejay, on 12/12/2007, -1/+177Not quite as akwarrrd as a buddy spotting you in a sexual clinic waiting room.
- dansmeek, on 12/12/2007, -0/+174"haha. sorry. i went to use the bathroom and my roommate thinks it's funny to message people with dirty messages. god he's so annoying...."
i've heard this also works when you try to ask a girl something naughty and are rejected via text/im and it goes bad as well... - insllvn, on 12/12/2007, -5/+170Totally photoshopped, the reflections are all wrong...
- tdogg425, on 12/12/2007, -2/+148*****...I've done this before except I was talking ***** about someone to another person, while I was having a conversation with them...things didn't end well.
I think it was something like:
Me: mark is being a ***** douche bag right now
Mark: oh, i am?
Me: Ooooops, wrong box..forget what i said - mapperguy, on 12/12/2007, -1/+145do you think charlie knows that nathan was im'ing charlie's wife?
- herrshuster, on 12/12/2007, -1/+127or you just type, ok, bak
- choreanz, on 12/12/2007, -0/+126I wonder how their conversation went after "akwarrrrd."
- Zzone, on 12/12/2007, -10/+136where do you work? the vatican?
- stephen2417, on 12/12/2007, -1/+126*****' ***** scanners...
- hypnotizd, on 12/12/2007, -1/+120Ahhh that never gets old;)
- Discobreakin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+117Honestly? That's a pretty common question, no need to feel awkward.
- Intangible360, on 12/12/2007, -3/+116Zing!
- dansmeek, on 12/12/2007, -2/+105you are the worst cyber partner ever.
- Moose_Head, on 12/12/2007, -1/+93I hope you and your "buddy" had good test results.
- wild, on 12/12/2007, -0/+79The correct response there was "Sorry, I mean Mike. I just read your name as I typed and it must slipped in there. My bad."
- Ricky8765, on 12/12/2007, -2/+79My thoughts exactly...
- Maddoktor2, on 12/12/2007, -6/+78Definitely bash material.
- dmoney22, on 12/12/2007, -0/+68you seem to have experience in this.
- LogicBomB, on 12/12/2007, -2/+69Believe it or not, bash.org isn't a secret. But thanks for copying someone else's joke like it was your own. We're all very impressed.
- dictum, on 12/12/2007, -0/+65I was in a meeting having simultaneously a dirty conversation with my girlfriend and a one with my coworker across the room about how boring the meeting was. And yeah, he knows things he shouldn't.
- shakbhaji, on 12/12/2007, -0/+64cast lvl 10 eroticism
- mindracer, on 12/12/2007, -0/+62dont you think its worse you told mark that you typed in the wrong window, instead of playing it off with a "j/k"??
- MarkOfTheDead, on 12/12/2007, -0/+61It hurt then too :(
- TheKorn2, on 12/12/2007, -4/+61Hang on, my coin is still in mid-flip as to whether the test subject was male or female.
- Nougat, on 12/12/2007, -5/+58Absolutely not. I am not making a presumption. There is not enough information to determine the gender of the intended target. The person I was replying to said "she," which indicates an assumption based on their own expectations, not on evidence.
You are also making a presumption based on your own expectations, and not on evidence. Nowhere in my short, succinct comment did I make any statement indicating that I believed one way or the other. - inactive, on 12/12/2007, -5/+56I don't believe a word of that, but it was still hilarious, and I still dugg you.
- the0ckid82, on 12/12/2007, -0/+49+1 For Bloodninja
- Webbster, on 12/12/2007, -2/+51Not before Drew on Fark.com copyrights it !
- yelow, on 12/12/2007, -2/+49The only thing better is the fact that his blurred out buddy icon leaves a LOT to the imagination!!
hahaha - SaumZ, on 12/12/2007, -2/+47of course it isn't news worthy... that is why it is in the section "All » Offbeat » Comedy" *slow clap*
- Protoss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+45I do hope you meant to say raise...
- suo97119, on 12/12/2007, -1/+45Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
- ahsm, on 12/12/2007, -0/+44Hahaha... a timeeless classic.
- adventchild08, on 12/12/2007, -0/+44"I'll ignore it after I take a screenshot" ...classic friendship.
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