Personal details get revealed in the wrong IM window (NSFW)
anthra.cx — This is everyone's fear when having a dirty conversation over the Internet while having a clean one in another window. A single misdirected message can change a friendship. Warning: contains naughty text.
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- ani625, on 12/12/2007, -90/+13Descriptions can be cocky.
- mhender, on 12/12/2007, -14/+8(adj) 'cocky' (overly self-confident or self-assertive) "a very cocky young man"
FAIL. - loudmouth11, on 12/13/2007, -3/+1i will give you credit for trying
- IareKEVLAR, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5why is it that the first comment of every story... is worthless?
- mhender, on 12/12/2007, -14/+8(adj) 'cocky' (overly self-confident or self-assertive) "a very cocky young man"
- KenSPT, on 12/12/2007, -63/+18You shouldn't use that language with your Mom ...
- xTRUMANx, on 12/12/2007, -64/+16I think someone quickly backpedaled into the closet.
- semeticstallion, on 12/12/2007, -12/+485This is one of those situations where you crab-walk out of the room slowly.
- WoWhead90, on 12/12/2007, -8/+120well its about time for me to hit the old dusty trail...
cant get out that way...
Oop got that emergency exit - mfaras, on 12/12/2007, -3/+26Well... do you remember that blurring doesn't completely eliminates the information?
We can decipher his last name and mock him for real!
Yay! We can be the bad-asses most people are starting to hate digg for.
Just read this tutorial: http://digg.com/security/Why_blurring_sensitive_in ...- KaneElson, on 12/12/2007, -3/+2By "Bad-Ass" I think you mean Jack-Arse..
- machinesbreathe, on 12/12/2007, -1/+11...Yea. I've gotta go return some videotapes.
- internetcoward, on 12/12/2007, -2/+9Zoidberg...maybe?
- Paranoidmarvin, on 12/12/2007, -0/+32Woop, woop, woop
- generalsticky, on 12/12/2007, -1/+12Yeah I had one of these happen with a lesbian friend of mine... She pasted in pictures of chicks making out on accident. Man, that was awkward. She was so embarrassed.
- passedoutghost, on 12/12/2007, -1/+25Then I'm sure your keyboard got sticky quickly, general sticky
- s0nicfreak, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1I don't think you have any friends.
- JJP0223, on 12/13/2007, -2/+3http://anthra.cx.nyud.net/pics/akwarrrrd.jpg
- WoWhead90, on 12/12/2007, -8/+120well its about time for me to hit the old dusty trail...
- fwc67, on 12/12/2007, -6/+1551is anyone else wondering if she could tell?
- mackdaddy187, on 12/12/2007, -31/+15Depends on the *****
- NotOptium, on 12/12/2007, -4/+8Don't know why this is getting dugg down. I lol'ed.
- SyntraFTW, on 12/13/2007, -2/+3Generally people don't like the word *****.
- gyrfalcon, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3How do you know he's talking about a she? With the gay sockerball icon... he could be talking about his male lover.
- NotOptium, on 12/12/2007, -4/+8Don't know why this is getting dugg down. I lol'ed.
- wicked9, on 12/12/2007, -8/+52who nathan or charlie haha
- Nougat, on 12/12/2007, -5/+597You're presuming the intended target is female.
- Ricky8765, on 12/12/2007, -2/+79My thoughts exactly...
- slazer, on 12/12/2007, -57/+6You're presuming the intended target is male.
- Nougat, on 12/12/2007, -5/+56Absolutely not. I am not making a presumption. There is not enough information to determine the gender of the intended target. The person I was replying to said "she," which indicates an assumption based on their own expectations, not on evidence.
You are also making a presumption based on your own expectations, and not on evidence. Nowhere in my short, succinct comment did I make any statement indicating that I believed one way or the other.- slazer, on 12/12/2007, -5/+24Oh yeah, you weren't presuming. Well replied, Nougat.
I hope it wasn't my subconscious doing the male-presumption. - rabidg00se, on 12/12/2007, -7/+3Also, it was a joke. Just thought I'd remind you.
- takua108, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Lol, ultra-nested comment.
- slazer, on 12/12/2007, -5/+24Oh yeah, you weren't presuming. Well replied, Nougat.
- mradules, on 12/12/2007, -32/+6You're a *****.
- feshmania, on 12/13/2007, -1/+7and you have anger management issues.
seek help.
- feshmania, on 12/13/2007, -1/+7and you have anger management issues.
- zmjone2992, on 12/12/2007, -2/+22horse?
- Liggmin, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1no *****, sherlock.
- Nougat, on 12/12/2007, -5/+56Absolutely not. I am not making a presumption. There is not enough information to determine the gender of the intended target. The person I was replying to said "she," which indicates an assumption based on their own expectations, not on evidence.
- Elohir, on 12/12/2007, -13/+2Bahaha! I award you ten points. :D
- sotopheavy, on 12/12/2007, -15/+2That seems like some pretty hardcore *****. 2 guys and 1... um ...other person... blindfolded. person being forced down... Damn son don't im me when you're buisy eBaiting.
- diggingaround, on 12/12/2007, -41/+80GUYS!
This is FAKE!
Take a closer look at the font!
The screen font is smoothed by using "ClearType" setting in OS EXCEPT what "Nathan" was typing!!!
FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!- negative3, on 12/12/2007, -17/+4You are right, but people are still digging you down. And its sad because you could easily do this sending messages to yourself on the same computer.
- Alegoo92, on 12/12/2007, -3/+37Could be.. but isn't it possible Nathan was just typing in a non-ClearType support text (eg- other than Seigo or Myriad) and MSN Messenger didn't reformat his text?
- insllvn, on 12/12/2007, -5/+169Totally photoshopped, the reflections are all wrong...
- Impeller, on 12/12/2007, -12/+2That episode was the funniest...
- bradkovach, on 12/12/2007, -3/+12http://xkcd.com/331/
- KaneElson, on 12/12/2007, -2/+22Since when do comics have episodes ?
- BossKeyy, on 12/12/2007, -0/+23I'd say the easiest way to pull this off is to get a buddy and just stage it between the two of you.
- osuchasenuts, on 12/12/2007, -1/+14Congratulations for ruining christmas Mr. Scrooge. I had a good laugh and you just had to ruin it. Dick.
- gh0st3000, on 12/15/2007, -0/+0lol, seriously, it wouldn't take photoshop to fake this.
- Fwuffycloud, on 12/12/2007, -2/+18I hate it when people spoil things like that, It just makes it not funny anymore.
- wstrucke, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3yeah, what's the difference if it's real or not, it's still funny to think about it. the only time i think i would care if it was legit or not is if I actually knew the people in question.
- max420, on 12/12/2007, -1/+15How would that be fake? You choose your own font with messenger... youguys are all idiots.
- Rhenthalin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+15GUYS!!
Oue lives are all fake!!
The reflections are wrong you can tell we're all just superficial whores for our corporate masters!!
Aren't you glad I called that I mean of all the things I could have said or not said I decided to call it fake that makes me cool right? Guys?.......guys? anywho give a ***** about me? NO that's right no one gives a ***** about you calling it a fake its a piece of comedy anyway why can't you people, ie people like dggingaround up there, just get off my nuts your ugly and you are not the whore I paid for! - NullPolarity, on 12/12/2007, -0/+28"This looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having shooped quite a few whoops in my time."
- lacronicus, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3imma chargin mah conspiracies
- Namaha, on 12/13/2007, -2/+2Whoops?
- MuskokasFinest, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1Is that you Nathan?
- kopaka649, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6The default MSN font (MS Sans Serif) always does that, Cleartype never works on it.
- rootfiend, on 12/13/2007, -1/+9If someone were going to fake this, why in the hell would they use photoshop? Why not simply login to two MSN accounts, have a fake conversation, then take a screenshot?
- eliburford, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1It might be because Charlie's text is bold?
- GrouchoMarx42, on 12/15/2007, -0/+1Can you tell by some of the pixels? Or maybe the other shops you've seen in your days?
- rome747, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2You mean if he can tell? You never know.
- xyzunit, on 12/13/2007, -1/+18I dugg you up because it seemed like the popular thing to do.
- fitzpantson, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1I know both of the people involved. It probably doesn't mean much to you Internet people, but I can assure that it's real.
- Akwarrrd, on 12/13/2007, -1/+0I also know both of the people involved. It's not fake. Even if it WERE fake though, this is definitely something this guy would say (to a woman OR a man). He is a sex craving perv.
- mackdaddy187, on 12/12/2007, -31/+15Depends on the *****
- Magiquez, on 12/12/2007, -35/+24Akwarrrrrd.
- andregriffin, on 12/12/2007, -6/+14Awkward turtle.
- awkwardmoment, on 12/12/2007, -0/+25^ It wasn't me, I swear.
- eyefone, on 12/12/2007, -30/+462How is this nsfw?
- andregriffin, on 12/12/2007, -6/+329It contains the word "*****" in 10pt text... so don't look at it unless people are directly looking over your should scanning your screen for the word "*****."
This thread is now NSFW.- Zzone, on 12/12/2007, -10/+135where do you work? the vatican?
- ZombieKiss, on 12/12/2007, -6/+179Wouldn't that make it work appropriate then?
- Intangible360, on 12/12/2007, -3/+115Zing!
- jordn, on 12/12/2007, -3/+4Win!
- ZombieKiss, on 12/12/2007, -6/+179Wouldn't that make it work appropriate then?
- stephen2417, on 12/12/2007, -1/+126*****' ***** scanners...
- Motodog, on 12/12/2007, -2/+43We have a whole farm of *****. I guess you could call me a ***** farmer.
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -1/+19I have a house full of pussies...
- Kauzman01, on 12/13/2007, -2/+13I have a penis.
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -1/+19I have a house full of pussies...
- johnny222, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2Don't look at it "unless" that is happening? I think you shouldn't look at it "IF" that is happening.
- Zzone, on 12/12/2007, -10/+135where do you work? the vatican?
- KaneElson, on 12/12/2007, -2/+15Because it's a MSN window and your boss may see it from across the room and think you are wasting your time on MSN instead of wasting time on digg.
- TVarmy, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1And what would justify just a warning then becomes worse when he looks at the screen and sees "*****"
- solidus636, on 12/12/2007, -0/+14It may not be NSFW, but putting that in the title is an automatic front page article....
- thetanman, on 12/12/2007, -0/+16http://anthra.cx/pics/underboob.jpg
- SyntraFTW, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3God DAMN!
- FurtThePirate, on 12/13/2007, -0/+5What is it.... I'm afraid, ***** it I'm going
- SyntraFTW, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3Its just boobies.
- brogers810, on 12/13/2007, -0/+6THATS MY SISTER!!
- lolwutpear, on 12/22/2007, -0/+0So could she tell or not?
- LVsFINEST, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1Your network admin could be running some sort of IDS/IPS which would trigger an alert for the word *****. However, this is a picture of text, so this is SFW, but the point is, naughty text is still NSFW.
- andregriffin, on 12/12/2007, -6/+329It contains the word "*****" in 10pt text... so don't look at it unless people are directly looking over your should scanning your screen for the word "*****."
- seans9, on 12/12/2007, -3/+452Dugg for being a good friend
- DemonSpawn77, on 12/12/2007, -5/+247Wrong convo, huh? Naw, Charlie. I think he's leading you on to play his little blindfolded game.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4"Just kidding, just kidding, but seriously"
-Dodgeball - andywebb95, on 12/15/2007, -0/+1Dugg for this comment :)
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4"Just kidding, just kidding, but seriously"
- masterkenobi, on 12/12/2007, -12/+919I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- dansmeek, on 12/12/2007, -2/+104you are the worst cyber partner ever.
- hypnotizd, on 12/12/2007, -1/+119Ahhh that never gets old;)
- ahsm, on 12/12/2007, -0/+44Hahaha... a timeeless classic.
- the0ckid82, on 12/12/2007, -0/+49+1 For Bloodninja
- shakbhaji, on 12/12/2007, -0/+64cast lvl 10 eroticism
- suo97119, on 12/12/2007, -1/+45Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
- madrid, on 12/12/2007, -4/+22I cast Lvl. 8 - ***** of the infinite...
- Namaha, on 12/12/2007, -4/+4whoooooosh!
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -9/+1Man, you couldn't have been further off the mark there
- MutatedNantuko, on 12/13/2007, -0/+6No, he got it.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 ***** of the Infinite.
- Jakkukun, on 12/12/2007, -12/+2Iputonmyrobeandwizardh@hotmail.co.uk
- GeekSwag, on 12/12/2007, -4/+19Ah...bash.org FTW.
http://bash.org/?104383 - Drax0n, on 12/12/2007, -0/+15"opps I gotta write your names down of somthing"
On a side note I think this is one of the highest dugg comments I've ever seen. And it deserves it- Rikushix, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8Nah, a year or so ago someone pulled a +2000 out of their hat.
Found it, it was actually +3000 :O
http://digg.com/design/PICTURE_Geeky_Girlfriend_Ma ...
- Rikushix, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8Nah, a year or so ago someone pulled a +2000 out of their hat.
- Tyrghast, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3the only reason i dugg this was because of your comment
- mwosh, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1This guy can relate: http://bash.org/?4848
- Impeller, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1Roflcopter....!
- Maddoktor2, on 12/12/2007, -6/+76Definitely bash material.
- notque, on 12/12/2007, -2/+10agreed.
- noctem314, on 12/12/2007, -0/+21You mean like this one?
http://www.bash.org/?4848- completerobot, on 12/13/2007, -0/+4http://www.bash.org/?246405 , more like.
- noctem314, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1Ah yes, I forgot that one. Quite surreal.
- completerobot, on 12/13/2007, -0/+4http://www.bash.org/?246405 , more like.
- indigit4l, on 12/12/2007, -5/+226He just was wondering how discerning her pussy was
- exomni, on 12/12/2007, -27/+6Why do you assume it's a "she", or that we're talking about a vagina here?
- adwarereport, on 12/12/2007, -6/+33Because he-she sex constitutes 99% of all sex period. Safe assumption.
- OnionBaggage, on 12/12/2007, -1/+24I love made up stats.
- H080J03, on 12/12/2007, -4/+499% There the only ones you can trust.
- atomofconsumpti, on 12/12/2007, -2/+482.6% of all stats are made up on the spot
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -0/+722.3% of people on Digg has never seen a real female, and 67.97% of those will never do it again.
See? I can make up stats as well.- Mihaly, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4Only 22.3%? Wow, that is made up.
- btchsntsht, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1now what category does this put you in?
- cwgannon, on 12/13/2007, -1/+2Your numbers should still add up to 100% if you expect somebody to take you seriously.
- OnionBaggage, on 12/12/2007, -1/+24I love made up stats.
- Chaulis, on 12/12/2007, -1/+35Enough with the "Hey don't forget the gays!!" threads.
- adwarereport, on 12/12/2007, -6/+33Because he-she sex constitutes 99% of all sex period. Safe assumption.
- exomni, on 12/12/2007, -27/+6Why do you assume it's a "she", or that we're talking about a vagina here?
- WoWhead90, on 12/12/2007, -23/+7"Try to ignore that"
Idiot- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -3/+8he's talking about the *****
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5I'm guessing it would be hard to ignore the ***** in yourself...
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -3/+8he's talking about the *****
- Mamesj, on 12/12/2007, -21/+5yeah, not planned or anything...
- mRIpX, on 12/12/2007, -30/+10buried, lame
- Rev0lver, on 12/12/2007, -20/+6Needs more butt pirate.
- hogderf, on 12/12/2007, -34/+4Hmm, maybe and just maybe....Charlie's a dude???!!!
***** going in and out? ICK!!!- bkkenny, on 12/12/2007, -12/+4so you have a problem with homosexuals?
- hogderf, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Well, not really since my cousin is gay...
On the plus side, I really do enjoy lesbian porn =)
- hogderf, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Well, not really since my cousin is gay...
- bkkenny, on 12/12/2007, -12/+4so you have a problem with homosexuals?
- ikcilabd, on 12/12/2007, -7/+363i think thats a situation where you say:
"what the hell was that? did you see that, i think someone H@X0r3d my cpu, its typing on its own, i'm gonna shutdown my box and figure this out, sick, later!"- herrshuster, on 12/12/2007, -1/+125or you just type, ok, bak
- dmoney22, on 12/12/2007, -0/+66you seem to have experience in this.
- drakenlot, on 12/12/2007, -0/+15I'd go with that one.
- blake_mooney, on 12/12/2007, -11/+3LMFAO!
- maximusGeek, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2so you have had this happen before :)
- merreborn, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2Has anyone fallen for that excuse? Ever?
I think most people would just laugh if you tried that one...
- herrshuster, on 12/12/2007, -1/+125or you just type, ok, bak
- repairman, on 12/12/2007, -0/+182Anyone else done something like this with a text message? Boy, is that awkward.
- GonzoAKQJ10, on 12/12/2007, -21/+2I have lol it was great!! roflcopter
- dictum, on 12/12/2007, -0/+64I was in a meeting having simultaneously a dirty conversation with my girlfriend and a one with my coworker across the room about how boring the meeting was. And yeah, he knows things he shouldn't.
- Chaulis, on 12/12/2007, -1/+36Wow, I can't believe it, the first time I've seen a digger mention a girlfriend and not have some tool reply with "diggers dont have gf's" or something equally retarded.
- umrgregg, on 12/12/2007, -1/+27Give it time.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 12/12/2007, -1/+26School Isn't out yet. At least not around me.
- meishme, on 12/12/2007, -9/+48diggers dont have gf's!
- linakill, on 12/14/2007, -1/+1actually, i am his girlfriend.
- dictum, on 12/14/2007, -1/+1owned
- misterRobot, on 12/12/2007, -2/+10something equally retarded: "How long did it take you to program a dirty talking AIM bot?! LOL OMG diggers are nerds with no life har har har /cry"
- Chaulis, on 12/12/2007, -1/+36Wow, I can't believe it, the first time I've seen a digger mention a girlfriend and not have some tool reply with "diggers dont have gf's" or something equally retarded.
- unfilterthought, on 12/12/2007, -1/+23Grandma I didnt mean to send that to you!
- casual7y, on 12/12/2007, -2/+16i once told a girl i'd spank her.. rather than prank her (we were calling eachother's work places).
but yeah... really wierd hahaa
predictive text messaging will be the end of me.- H080J03, on 12/12/2007, -0/+24Or the beginning of you spanking some ass!
- Raerth, on 12/12/2007, -1/+20Friend on a date asked a girl if before the cinema, she wanted to get food in the local pub "The Crown".
What he texted was "Want to get done in the brown?". She didn't believe the excuse about predictive text...
He's still single- xtc46, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9better off without her anyway
- RoryQ, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2lol i actually checked to see if that actually works. It does!
- xtc46, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9better off without her anyway
- adamchristopher, on 12/12/2007, -6/+1you could tie me up, but only after you swallow it whole.
- ehalasey, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4An old coworker thought it would be smart to text me at 3am about how hot I was a while back. Confused, I replied with, "I don't know what you're talking about." He then thanked me for the "good time" the previous night to which I responded, "I haven't seen you in three months." He did the usual, "Oops. Sorry, haha . . ." but I then told a good friend of mine about it - who was still working with the guy - and by the end of the following workday, just about everyone in the company - nationwide - had texted him with, "You're so hot."
Best. Ever. - faskippy, on 12/12/2007, -1/+7Yeah. Never text when you're drunk.
- Rand3mhero, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1Oh man true that. I'm in sig ep so if I am ever texting someone to come over for a party and i've already been boozing I accidentally type "come to pig dr". T9 > drunk people
- Chirp08, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1I disagree, if your drunk, and you know the chick your txting is drunk/high, there is a good chance you will be laid..
I have a friend I've never txted sober, talk about no strings attached...
- futuregray, on 12/12/2007, -5/+3My mom became infamous at our church for forgetting to click off of a certain mailing list that pretty much hit everyone in the church. The email was to my dad, and the contents were quite embarrassing. Our neighbor down the street was a member of the church and worked for one of the myriad Bell spin offs, teaching classes on the Internet. Ever after he included that story in every lecture.
- kingjaydub, on 12/12/2007, -7/+222does anyone else think this sound like he's planning to rape her and just wants to make sure she can't identify him?
gotta admire a well thought out plan.- kingjaydub, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5uh, HIM... that's what i meant to say.
either way... I'm sure we all wanted an answer... no matter how disturbing it may be.- Hoogs, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5Only you.
- Vraja, on 12/12/2007, -2/+3hahaha, that made me laugh
- kingjaydub, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5uh, HIM... that's what i meant to say.
- choreanz, on 12/12/2007, -0/+125I wonder how their conversation went after "akwarrrrd."
- sv650touring, on 12/12/2007, -0/+38"So...uhhh.... you were saying something about your *****?"
- dmoney22, on 12/12/2007, -7/+3"Oh yeah...well...that was....uhh.....nothing."
- Pritchard, on 12/12/2007, -1/+15"So...uhhh... I herd u lyke mudkipz?!!!"
- eyesmell, on 12/13/2007, -3/+1yes!!
- sv650touring, on 12/12/2007, -0/+38"So...uhhh.... you were saying something about your *****?"
- Schleiden, on 12/12/2007, -59/+10This isn't newsworthy at all. Buried.
- SaumZ, on 12/12/2007, -2/+47of course it isn't news worthy... that is why it is in the section "All » Offbeat » Comedy" *slow clap*
- brandan, on 12/12/2007, -26/+6this isn't funny at all. buried.
- Antha, on 12/12/2007, -0/+18Nathan? Is that you?
- acitcratnA, on 12/12/2007, -1/+13I can tell he's Nathan by how the ***** feels—small.
- brandan, on 12/12/2007, -26/+6this isn't funny at all. buried.
- SaumZ, on 12/12/2007, -2/+47of course it isn't news worthy... that is why it is in the section "All » Offbeat » Comedy" *slow clap*
- blu3bird, on 12/12/2007, -12/+1and he was talking to his mother, tisk tisk.
- exomni, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5His mother's name is Charlie...?
- 9teen7ty9, on 12/12/2007, -1/+19She's Vietnamese?
- exomni, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5His mother's name is Charlie...?
- mattmy, on 12/12/2007, -15/+2lolz
- TheKorn2, on 12/12/2007, -4/+61Hang on, my coin is still in mid-flip as to whether the test subject was male or female.
- michaelrh, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2haha I thought I was the only one unable to determine
- crazyhorse13, on 12/12/2007, -1/+17At least he kept talking instead of just leaving it there.
- Namaha, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8He should have stopped talking for a few minutes, then said "ok i'm back" or something.
- darkciti2, on 12/12/2007, -9/+3or he could have done a window fill....
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- FuckDigDotCom, on 12/12/2007, -49/+9 damn
*****
DAMN
i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
*****
i go like this to her
"i want to suck on your *****"
*****- Mageling, on 12/12/2007, -4/+17Don't lie about your feeling for your gram gram.
- adnreeves, on 12/12/2007, -3/+15pics or it didn't happen
- LogicBomB, on 12/12/2007, -2/+69Believe it or not, bash.org isn't a secret. But thanks for copying someone else's joke like it was your own. We're all very impressed.
- BossKey, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1GMILF???
- alkaline213, on 12/12/2007, -6/+0And...Reported.
- helloyamadotcom, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5"mommy mommy ***** said a bad word! "
grow up alkaline- alkaline213, on 12/13/2007, -2/+0I mean, it's not like I was actually offended by the comment, I just thought it was stupid enough to report based on the general prinicipal of going against things are stupid and unfunny.
This comment is a good example of that, so I ***** reported it. So...I guess that's immature?
Whatever Dude.- helloyamadotcom, on 12/19/2007, -0/+1he was just trying to be funny, just as you were trying to be a righteous bitch.
- alkaline213, on 12/13/2007, -2/+0I mean, it's not like I was actually offended by the comment, I just thought it was stupid enough to report based on the general prinicipal of going against things are stupid and unfunny.
- sadsadrobot, on 12/13/2007, -1/+3Annnd reported.
- helloyamadotcom, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5"mommy mommy ***** said a bad word! "
- dansmeek, on 12/12/2007, -0/+172"haha. sorry. i went to use the bathroom and my roommate thinks it's funny to message people with dirty messages. god he's so annoying...."
i've heard this also works when you try to ask a girl something naughty and are rejected via text/im and it goes bad as well...- AddMan3001, on 12/12/2007, -0/+40Yea, I've seen this one work before. Very handy.
- zlyoga, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6this guy used to do that me to all the time. It was so dumb. Kept claiming his cousin was hacking his aim and thought I was dumb enough to believe him
- hshadow914, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1if you're any of my aim friends which i doubt you are, it was! but he wasn't hacking it, he tackled me off my chair and i hit my head, jammed my finger and was laying on the ground the whole night...
needless to say the next day i got slapped more times than a french-canadian hooker- CanceledCzech, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3Huh?
- hshadow914, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1if you're any of my aim friends which i doubt you are, it was! but he wasn't hacking it, he tackled me off my chair and i hit my head, jammed my finger and was laying on the ground the whole night...
- bxblox, on 12/12/2007, -2/+28no no all wrong "lol" is the way to safegaurd dirty talk.
>usage: you should give me some head lol- ithejosh, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2so true
- andsix, on 12/12/2007, -2/+241Akwarrrrrd will be the next popular digg comment
- Webbster, on 12/12/2007, -2/+50Not before Drew on Fark.com copyrights it !
- jon02129, on 12/12/2007, -11/+1I already use it fairly often, been doing so for years. In that manner too. Just can't remember where I got it from..
- bbhh, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1hoodwinked. you are welcome.
- Impeller, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1yeah right...
- jon02129, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1Hurray for being dugg down for being honest.
/sarcasm
- mattsegal, on 12/12/2007, -14/+5akwarrrd
- sv650touring, on 12/12/2007, -1/+7accidental click
bury - MuskokasFinest, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5Too few 'r's
buried - AmICoolNow, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2Give it time before you try to force it into conversations.
- sv650touring, on 12/12/2007, -1/+7accidental click
- ChicagoThor, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1Just for all of you, because it was driving me crazy. Link to TBS site with Brain going "awkwarrrd"
Check out the last 5 secs: http://www.tbs.com/video/index/#/all-video/shows/f ...
- tEhKewleSt, on 12/12/2007, -2/+6I feel dirty...
- yikiad, on 12/12/2007, -19/+9and this one time, in band camp...
- blake_mooney, on 12/12/2007, -11/+4Stop ***** saying that. The quote is ***** dead. Do you actually think you're funny for saying it? I bet you think saying "I'm Rick James bitch!" is the funniest thing ever, right?
- Genjeta, on 12/12/2007, -0/+7Show Charlie Murphy your titties.
- CrankyPants, on 12/12/2007, -1/+9Whazzaaaaappp.
- AlexanderBlue, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4Where's the beef?
- sv650touring, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1So yikiad likes a lame old joke, and you freak out when you hear one. Between the 2 comments, you come across as being much, much more uncool. You should work on not caring so much. It may help with that awful dry feeling between your legs.
- austin27, on 12/12/2007, -5/+5I'm Rick James bitch. awkarrrd
- misterRobot, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1I'm Ron Burgundy?
- blake_mooney, on 12/12/2007, -11/+4Stop ***** saying that. The quote is ***** dead. Do you actually think you're funny for saying it? I bet you think saying "I'm Rick James bitch!" is the funniest thing ever, right?
- Discobreakin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+116Honestly? That's a pretty common question, no need to feel awkward.
- MasterSheep, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2I think you mean "akwarrrrd."
- radink360, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4Too funny. Im still laughing, yet I can almost feel the embarrassment.
- inputname, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1But can you tell if its Nathan's or his?
- mapperguy, on 12/12/2007, -1/+143do you think charlie knows that nathan was im'ing charlie's wife?
- GonzoAKQJ10, on 12/12/2007, -0/+7I've been wondering who's girlfriend he WAS trying to get that too. dirty ho
- Akwarrrd, on 12/13/2007, -0/+0If you only knew... ho and a half.
- GonzoAKQJ10, on 12/12/2007, -0/+7I've been wondering who's girlfriend he WAS trying to get that too. dirty ho
- koft, on 12/12/2007, -1/+16Would have been funnier if he obfuscated the picture with a swirly.
- Jholder112233, on 12/12/2007, -16/+9This isn't all that funny and easily staged :/
- ascheinberg, on 12/12/2007, -3/+15Really? How can you possibly fake something like this??
- nestafett, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2They have this program called photoshop. the type looks different where the "mistake" happens
- schnikies79, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1You get a roommate across the room to chat with you.
- Discobreakin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1Well if you were blindfolded and all you could feel was the ***** going into you, could you tell if it was me or him?
- faskippy, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3You're a real happy sort of person, aren't you?
- ascheinberg, on 12/12/2007, -3/+15Really? How can you possibly fake something like this??
- gllopc, on 12/12/2007, -1/+32All I know is that I'm gonna play Fishing Champ!
- sanotaan, on 12/12/2007, -3/+2grumbles. that's just what i was going to say, and yours was the last comment on the page
well done, sir- gllopc, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Why thank you, sir.
- tulpe, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2don't forget the flying lure!
- sanotaan, on 12/12/2007, -3/+2grumbles. that's just what i was going to say, and yours was the last comment on the page
- 8bit_Hero, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4bash.org?
- FriedGeek, on 12/12/2007, -0/+17Uh... who is this? I don't know you. Prank caller! Prank caller!
- cloudyprison, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5So, what do you think of her? The one with all the ***** in her face? No....thats my wife.
- Chirp08, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1I gotta stab her 3 times??
- Jakkukun, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1I just shot marvin in the face.
- cloudyprison, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5So, what do you think of her? The one with all the ***** in her face? No....thats my wife.
- pjpete, on 12/12/2007, -0/+34That's hilarious! And here I thought it was awkward when I accidentally IMed my boss "I love you" instead of my girlfriend!
- wanzedk, on 12/12/2007, -0/+36Oh, come on. You were just hoping for a rise.
- Protoss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+45I do hope you meant to say raise...
- pintomp3, on 12/12/2007, -0/+31he wanted a raise, instead he got a rise.
- Protoss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+45I do hope you meant to say raise...
- justok, on 12/12/2007, -6/+18Your girlfriend was supposed to IM your boss?
- powerclicks, on 12/14/2007, -0/+2I did the same instead of replying my ex i replied my manager's email. Addressing him with a pet name. He came by my desk started staring at me. I didnt realize what i did. That was aakwarrrrred..
- wanzedk, on 12/12/2007, -0/+36Oh, come on. You were just hoping for a rise.
- digitizit, on 12/12/2007, -3/+6You can just say he meant an adult male chicken. I mean, I'm sure there are people out on the Internet who are into that kind of thing.
- tdogg425, on 12/12/2007, -2/+146*****...I've done this before except I was talking ***** about someone to another person, while I was having a conversation with them...things didn't end well.
I think it was something like:
Me: mark is being a ***** douche bag right now
Mark: oh, i am?
Me: Ooooops, wrong box..forget what i said- mindracer, on 12/12/2007, -0/+61dont you think its worse you told mark that you typed in the wrong window, instead of playing it off with a "j/k"??
- wild, on 12/12/2007, -0/+76The correct response there was "Sorry, I mean Mike. I just read your name as I typed and it must slipped in there. My bad."
- blake_mooney, on 12/12/2007, -0/+17Nice.
- Chirp08, on 12/13/2007, -0/+5I was talking to a friend recently about this chick i was simultaneously talking to, and she was a cheerleader, and has a lot of hot friends (some of which were hot younger sisters of other girls I knew from school), and I blatantly told him that. Except it was in her window, wrong tab was open in adium. So I played it off, as far as she knows my friend is the pervert wanting to know about some other chick. Yeah she is as smart as a cheerleader...
- MarkOfTheDead, on 12/12/2007, -0/+59It hurt then too :(
- wibambau, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1Yes that is a very real fear! So real it needs to have an official phobia named for it.
Send.Wrong.IM.Window.To.Front.aphobia
No that won't work; it already is referred to quite clearly, it's called be more careful next time or learn how to play it off you f****** moron. - schnikies79, on 12/12/2007, -0/+29If he was being a douche bag, tell him.
- Correct conversation
Me: mark is being a ***** douche bag right now
Mark: oh, i am?
Me: yes you are
- haentz, on 12/12/2007, -0/+18Wow! He really shouldn't have told his buddy that she was goin to Portland!
- Twee, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1PORKland, Oregon -- Home of the other white meat.
- ayeroxor, on 12/12/2007, -19/+3The description made it sound like personal details were getting revealed by the IM software. Buried.
- ryansmith18, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5No, actually it didn't sound like that at all.
- kdoig, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4yeah just cuz u misinterpreted the title doesn't mean you should bury it.
I also hate when people bury an article and still comment on it, geeze...
I should start commenting on everyone that i digg down
- mrjit, on 12/12/2007, -14/+1Wow I'm sure none of us have ever done anything remotely similar to this. It's so hilarious. LOLZ. Not.
- uziko, on 12/12/2007, -13/+3not funny
- KevinRWright, on 12/12/2007, -15/+3I logged in to digg this.
- Genjeta, on 12/12/2007, -1/+8Congratulations.
- Visk, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6I logged in to bury you.
- ShuttleDisaster, on 12/12/2007, -17/+11wanna get away?
- yelow, on 12/12/2007, -2/+49The only thing better is the fact that his blurred out buddy icon leaves a LOT to the imagination!!
hahaha- o0matt0o, on 12/12/2007, -6/+1U mean display picture, right?
- zeejay, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4It's a pic of a Yogi Bear doll.
- kaeves, on 12/12/2007, -2/+3http://dheera.net/projects/blur.php
Just saying... - waluigi14, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3It's Goatse.
- kweli, on 12/13/2007, -0/+0it's a 2G1C screenshot
- kdoig, on 12/12/2007, -6/+207One time, while waiting in a sexual clinic waiting room to get tested...I saw my buddy sitting across the room and thought it would be funny to text him 'Does it smell like AIDS in here?' as a joke (bad taste , I know)...either way I sent it to the wrong person and ended up going to an ex-girlfriend. Akwarrrrrd
- KevinRWright, on 12/12/2007, -5/+55I don't believe a word of that, but it was still hilarious, and I still dugg you.
- zeejay, on 12/12/2007, -1/+173Not quite as akwarrrd as a buddy spotting you in a sexual clinic waiting room.
- Moose_Head, on 12/12/2007, -1/+91I hope you and your "buddy" had good test results.
- Orion682, on 12/12/2007, -1/+24Think positive :D
- hayzeus, on 12/12/2007, -5/+4Dugg up -- made me laff
- AmICoolNow, on 12/13/2007, -0/+9Every part of that comment is really funny.
- apollo168, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3Wow. Classic Comment.
- GeeForce, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3I have to say, congratulations on the first ever successful usage of the new meme, "awkwarrrrrd" in a Digg comment.
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