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- BlanKz, on 09/29/2008, -4/+812He's going to finish #2.
- abajaj2280, on 09/29/2008, -9/+517Now would be the perfect time to pull that Japanese trick on him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClzboDAFTwQ - truck87bp, on 09/30/2008, -9/+290***** happens.
- themajor, on 09/30/2008, -3/+195"pain and feces stains are temporary.... trophies are forever"
- Hindermore, on 09/30/2008, -3/+158Hahaha, I love Rossi. The guy is a nut. Have you seen what his new helmet looks like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prx8ppLIxQ0 - skabyss, on 09/30/2008, -5/+124Just imagine what that guy was probably thinking before he decided to stop.
"I can make it one more lap... No, I can't..... Yea I can.... Oh ***** I just passed the Khazi... Okay next time around..." - robotderek42, on 09/30/2008, -7/+92Had to lighten the load.
- rrutia, on 09/30/2008, -11/+94at least he is clean.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/simmonbm/ru ... - SolidForce, on 09/30/2008, -1/+77Eight years plus!
Rossi was known for his "antics" after winning races. There are a bunch of other ones that are amazingly funny. Such as, when he took a victory lap with a blow up doll that looked like Max Biaggi's girlfriend on his lap. Hilarity ensued. - TheTaoOfBill, on 09/30/2008, -8/+79When you're riding 'round the track
and you feel it down your back
diarrhea cha cha cha
diarrhea cha cha cha
When you're riding in a race
and your butt forgets it's place
diarrhea cha cha cha'
diarrhea cha cha cha
when you're speeding on your bike
And something doesn't feel right
Diarrhea cha cha cha
Diarrhea cha cha cha
When you're coming up on first
And your bowels begin to burst
Diarrhea cha cha cha
Diarrhea cha cha cha - GoonPowerX, on 09/30/2008, -6/+70I bet he was leaving skid marks on more than just the track...
- rrutia, on 09/30/2008, -8/+69http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/simmonbm/ru ...
- bananasluggy, on 09/30/2008, -12/+66Now that's what I cal a pit-stop...
- Residents, on 09/30/2008, -2/+49That reminds me all too much of when I was a young baseball player. I must have been around 8 or 9. I stood in the outfield while the game crept by and finally after enough dancing I decided I was going to wet myself if I didn't run off the field and find some bushes. Being that there were woods 20 feet out of bounds I ran into the woods and relieved myself. On my way out of the woods I hear my coach yelling "Where is our left fielder!?!?" and I came running out of the woods going "I'm right here" and he yelled back "Where were you" and I said "I'll tell you when we get in" and he said "No tell me right now what do you think you were doing?" the whole time yelling the distance of the field. I finally had to say "I had to go to the bathroom" and every parent in ear shot busted up laughing at me. My parents later told me it was priceless but I was certainly embarrassed.
- stonedtestbunny, on 09/30/2008, -15/+61I see what you did there.
- MrBobyMan, on 09/30/2008, -2/+44***** You Dude.
Really. - scoottie, on 09/30/2008, -2/+44that was great. thank you for making me start me day with a laugh
- pbone, on 09/30/2008, -0/+41here it is: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1182426/toilet_prank ...
it was from just for laughs gags right? - BlackX4Life, on 09/30/2008, -7/+48diarrhea strikes again.
- senorcool, on 09/30/2008, -3/+44i hope u know that when u do that everybody just buries the story.
- rrutia, on 09/30/2008, -7/+45not if somebody takes a picture of you like this.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/simmonbm/ru ...
and you turn into a Internet celebrity and we'll never forget. - inactive, on 09/30/2008, -8/+46ITT: Some of the most disappointing comments you'll see on digg this week.
- Annibal, on 09/30/2008, -1/+37He did this joke after the race (that he won) during the honor turn.
- barryiggins, on 09/30/2008, -3/+38When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear - HolyMan28, on 09/30/2008, -0/+34He should buy a go-cart.
- CATSCEO2, on 09/30/2008, -1/+32Chocolate Rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.
- merreborn, on 09/30/2008, -1/+28***** like that happens all the time during marathons.
- chevrongolf, on 09/30/2008, -4/+31Dugg for the way he jumped off his bike and ran...
- leerayIG88, on 09/30/2008, -2/+29omfg. do not want.
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+25LOL
That guy is FAMOUS. - GuacamoleSan, on 09/30/2008, -0/+25The expressions on peoples faces are priceless
- Jwoey, on 09/30/2008, -2/+26down your back, eh? Must be a bumpy track
- boerema, on 09/30/2008, -5/+29"Pain is just the feeling of weakness leaving your body."
- Foliot, on 09/30/2008, -9/+32............................................________
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..................................., - TheTaoOfBill, on 09/30/2008, -1/+21In hindsight I should have said crack.
- jonellison13, on 09/30/2008, -0/+19Dude...
- iamichi, on 11/12/2008, -1/+20He is one of the best motocycle racers in history...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Rossi - bigmac375, on 09/30/2008, -1/+19god damnit Foliot
- cyrusuncc, on 09/30/2008, -5/+23When you gotta go, you gotta go
- dmb031389, on 09/30/2008, -2/+20I was eating lunch you sick bastard.
- pintomp3, on 09/30/2008, -2/+19when you do another lap
and you gotta take a crap - castletech, on 09/30/2008, -3/+20Pepto or some other medicine should use this clip in their commercials.
- 420Bane, on 09/30/2008, -2/+18Thank you for starting my day thinking of pirates.
Yarr.
(Seriously, pirates rock) - inactive, on 11/13/2008, -1/+16head in toilet prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjGd1C6E4ys - inactive, on 09/30/2008, -4/+19It's Valentino Rossi, not Valento Rossi. Good lord, this is ancient...he was still racing Aprilias.
- Providence, on 09/30/2008, -0/+14Oh wow.
- RadiatedAnt, on 09/30/2008, -0/+14my ***** eyes they burn!
- xanadont, on 09/30/2008, -1/+15What about the one where they quickly place a meeting room in front of the john? So when the dude's finished he opens the door into a business meeting. Too lazy to find the link ...
- Namaha, on 09/30/2008, -2/+16Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
- jun2san, on 09/30/2008, -1/+15It's a shame he only wore this helmet once during the 2008 circuit.
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