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- johnnynack, on 11/15/2007, -30/+634"the best part was probably when i found the candy in my pocket"
- spicoli77, on 11/15/2007, -4/+602I loved the pic of the blurry Ninja around the power lines...LOL.
- chewbacca77, on 11/15/2007, -14/+504Its a good thing that a pirate parade wasn't going on at the same time.
- theghoul, on 11/15/2007, -3/+400The onion is getting better.
- MacSawD, on 11/15/2007, -1/+212The Onion wins the internet.
- surf314, on 11/14/2007, -45/+227This proves Ninjas > Pirates
- Zippo, on 11/15/2007, -0/+181The cameraman was found dead shortly after.
- hokku, on 11/15/2007, -4/+172I live in Modesto and haven't even heard of this parade.
So...it was successful then? - PRlME, on 11/15/2007, -4/+153one of the ninjas was quoted saying:
" _______________________________________________________________" - KillerLettuce, on 11/11/2007, -18/+157Actually a pirate parade was scheduled for the same day, but the Ninjas killed them all the night before.
- jrefenes, on 11/05/2007, -2/+112oh man, I died when they zoomed in on the blurry ninja. The only time any sign of the ninja parade has been caught on film
- phutcherso, on 11/06/2007, -6/+98Or they just filmed a real parade before the floats arrived... Frequently there are crowds waiting for parade floats.
- inactive, on 11/15/2007, -1/+81I wish I had a ninja parade in my town... or maybe I do?
- jkarpinski, on 11/04/2007, -8/+84God bless The Onion.
- kalleanka, on 11/01/2007, -0/+74What do you mean? I was there waiting for the ninjas. You saying there were none??
- Bahranzuru, on 11/01/2007, -16/+81All this proves is that ninjas are sneakier. Sneakier does not mean better. Pirates simply have a different skill set.
- megabytehl, on 11/04/2007, -5/+66good thing the kid didn't drop a spoon
- BossKey, on 11/01/2007, -0/+58It's so sad that we actually have to explain this to that guy.
- badjoke, on 11/13/2007, -17/+75Why does he get dugg up just for repeating a line we all just heard?
- MightyGiant, on 11/15/2007, -2/+56I remember when he said that.
- themoosejuice, on 11/01/2007, -9/+63DUGG...... ninja anything is cool
- rubink, on 11/15/2007, -0/+50Being originally from Modesto, I am happy to see all the people show up for such a great event. I am even happier that the Ninjas made it again undetected.
- tossayo, on 10/31/2007, -0/+50shiroi kurokage?
white blackshadow? - sexybobo, on 11/01/2007, -3/+52My guess would be it was people lining up on the side of the road waiting for a real parade and this was just filmed before the parade passed by. Then got a couple of people to talk about the ninjas.
- counterplex, on 11/15/2007, -3/+50only if the pirate can _see_ the ninja :)
- JeyNyce, on 11/15/2007, -3/+503000 came to not see the Ninjas. - Priceless. I wonder if they was selling stuff there? T-shirts like "Honk if you see a Ninja"
- Mo0man, on 11/15/2007, -1/+46How do you fire a gun... when you don't have a finger?
*ninja star* - mfpratte, on 11/04/2007, -0/+42actually if you squint really hard you can see a real ninja at 0:32
- TheJas, on 11/04/2007, -0/+42I also like how it was announced via arrow-scroll. Genius.
- directedition, on 11/04/2007, -3/+45You can't kill what you can't see. Unless you're someone like Daredevil or something.
- John370, on 11/05/2007, -2/+43"A record crowd of about 3000 turned out, to not see any Ninjas"
- FuzzyBunny, on 11/01/2007, -4/+44Nobody tell him. It's funnier if he just remains ignorant.
- toxicshok, on 11/15/2007, -6/+43"according to an arrow scroll delivered straight into the heart of the city clerk" priceless
- ricksite, on 11/03/2007, -0/+36You don't think the Ninja vs Pirate debate is political?
- leif77, on 11/01/2007, -8/+44Id say a parade that leaves all of its viewers(victims) distraught, poor, and possibly raped is much cooler than a parade that appears to be doing nothing at all.
- tjlsmith, on 10/31/2007, -0/+30That's because it's a ninja video. Brilliant, yes?
- reiner15, on 10/31/2007, -0/+28you use this word "ironic" like you know what it means.
- airwalkery2k, on 11/02/2007, -1/+28Pirates would only have a slight chance of winning--a slight chance--if the battle was on water, since Ninjas are mammals and can't swim. The pirates also regain their laser-powers on their ships, so that tips an advantage towards them.
- DinX, on 11/01/2007, -1/+27You never visited theonion.com before did you ?
- FuzzyBunny, on 11/01/2007, -1/+27I didn't say it was cool, just funny. And I wasn't calling him ignorant as some derogatory name. He was, in fact, ignorant of the Onion's existence.
- kalleanka, on 10/31/2007, -2/+28Absiolutely, also the last one that got on dugg about remembering those that _will_ die in a future tragedy was really good. Hope they keep it up.
- thetechkid, on 10/31/2007, -0/+25thanks buzz killington
- johnnynack, on 11/06/2007, -9/+34It was CGI
- RedHairedMan, on 11/04/2007, -5/+30We pirates don't NEED to be sneaky. We have flair, strength, numbers, gun powder, and RUM on our side!
- sp1r1t, on 11/04/2007, -1/+26which was performed by samurai, not ninja.
- Razster, on 11/04/2007, -2/+27More likely, the Ninja was found dead due to being seen by said camera who was infact a Ninja.
- ryansmith18, on 11/08/2007, -0/+24"I've always seen ninjas..."
I stopped reading at that point, because you were obviously lying. Ninjas aren't seen. - CedEx, on 10/31/2007, -5/+28But still no nunchuk skills. And that's a pretty important one already.
- ichabunni, on 11/02/2007, -0/+20shiratori kuroi kage
white bird black shadow - JKAL, on 10/31/2007, -3/+22 as you said "appears to be doing nothing", Ninjas tend to leave you unaware of their actions.
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