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- BrandonJM, on 11/10/2009, -3/+472Here's a direct link to the Onion News Network to watch the video. Way better viewing experience than this: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ultra_realis ...
- YME1280, on 11/09/2009, -0/+338I'm surprised they didn't include this feature for Modern Warfare 3:
- Letters from girlfriends that say they met someone else - theghoul, on 11/10/2009, -1/+253I'm ex military and that was realistic action.
They should include training exercises like trying to stay awake during the 50 hours of deployment and redeployment briefings and waiting in line to use the ***** phone in country which has a 3 second delay when you talk. - OptykUnreal, on 11/10/2009, -2/+205Ill play it if it has Dedicated Servers
- fuzzynyanko, on 11/10/2009, -0/+184That fake Wii gun looks amazing
- ClaireQuilty, on 11/10/2009, -4/+152I would rather digg an article that links to The Onion and not some random website that just rehosts other site's contents.
http://digg.com/comedy/New_Onion_Video_Parodies_Mo ... - Sfork, on 11/10/2009, -0/+130Vet here, dont forget: Acting like you're busy so you dont actually have to do anything
- aralls, on 11/10/2009, -0/+100you have dumb friends
- AlexCross, on 11/10/2009, -0/+87I heard one of the missions involved "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Mission objective? Don't ask.
- Rudymoman, on 11/09/2009, -3/+81Can't wait for The Onion TV show
- VinceIP, on 11/10/2009, -8/+82World of World of Warcraft was a superior game.
- digggggggggg, on 11/10/2009, -1/+67It turns out that he totally has a fetish for my poor grammar.
- inactive, on 11/10/2009, -2/+67Far Cry 2 had engine repairs. Those bolts like to get loose. Chores.
- jordantneff, on 11/10/2009, -3/+64I still don't think it will be more realistic than Close Range
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_vide ... - TheEggAndI, on 11/10/2009, -0/+55thats one of those valuable skills you gain from the military that has serious real life applications
- segarch, on 11/10/2009, -5/+55Gosh. Now I'm disappointed. I had thought The Onion was going to sink their teeth in to real issues.
- goodbyepolar, on 11/10/2009, -4/+46Thanks, that babelgum site is fracking annoying.
- AmnesiacJack, on 11/10/2009, -3/+43So basically the next MW will be an ARMA game?
- grunschkin, on 11/10/2009, -0/+36two 10 minute calls a week...
- onionlayer, on 11/10/2009, -1/+37The production quality for ONN is awesome and the best part was there was no add before the video.
- erbbysam, on 11/10/2009, -1/+35this is linking to a video leach site
- SpectreFire, on 11/10/2009, -2/+34You realize that The Onion isn't actually a news network right?
- seroevo, on 11/10/2009, -3/+35idiot
1. (Psychiatry) a person with severe mental retardation
2. a foolish or senseless person
3. being without even one piece of knowledge that someone else on the internet possesses - Heath05, on 11/10/2009, -0/+31"Congress has agreed to go on the same cell phone plan to save money."
You know, this wouldn't be a bad idea. - appleseed1234, on 11/10/2009, -0/+30Too bad it's just sports...
- richIsBored, on 11/10/2009, -0/+28They should also do a two week tutorial mission to teach you the controls. You'd sail across the Atlantic and perform activities such as eat, sleep, run laps on deck, sleep, eat again, sleep, go rub one out and sleep.
- PvtJenkins, on 11/10/2009, -0/+25For those interested in playing the ultra realistic Close Range game:
http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html - cstaylor89, on 11/10/2009, -2/+26You are still my best friend.
- ClefPro, on 11/10/2009, -2/+26But I need to move on seeing as I have been banging you're roommate for the past month.
- grunschkin, on 11/10/2009, -0/+23It's in the map pack.
- Josexph, on 11/10/2009, -5/+28hell looks better than MW2
- anagoge, on 11/10/2009, -1/+21Apostrophe, plus R, plus E.
- mjfadeaway, on 11/10/2009, -8/+27Speaking of games, do you know which game I'm definitely not buying? Dragon Age.
- jackyyll, on 11/10/2009, -3/+22No John, you are the demons.
- Nintendesert, on 11/10/2009, -1/+18That way we can move towards a draft!
- anagoge, on 11/10/2009, -1/+17I seem to recall that paragraph being mentioned somewhere but I can't quite remember where.
- ronh, on 11/10/2009, -3/+18Dear John,
- emanpa68, on 11/10/2009, -2/+17The Onion makes life easier.
- themastersb, on 11/10/2009, -1/+15I wish people wouldn't submit things on Babelgum. That damn video player is horrible.
- Nerfdude, on 11/10/2009, -0/+13so once you download it you can only play against people who have it, and not the bulk of gamers?
- NailerNforce, on 11/10/2009, -1/+14^ #1 and #2
- Sparky9292, on 11/10/2009, -1/+13Heh, this game already exists. Ultra realistic. You get one bullet you are generally dead. Takes like an hour to get back to the battle unless your convoy gets gunned down by some random plane.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_Online - nori0300, on 11/10/2009, -0/+11As an ex-military member, that was dead on.
- jeremymccurdy, on 11/10/2009, -0/+11At least the game let you fix your truck instead of just hoping it doesn't get blown up before you get to your next objective or spot to get a new vehicle like some games do.
- kaisa226, on 11/10/2009, -0/+10Is this another one of your conspiracy theories?
- sweet8, on 11/10/2009, -2/+12the wii probably has a jerking off mode as well
- atchon, on 11/10/2009, -0/+10Doesn't sound so bad
- Harabeck, on 11/10/2009, -0/+9adblock.
- peppermd, on 11/10/2009, -0/+9Reminds me of when I worked on the docks in Shenmue. I loved that game!
- MtheoryX, on 11/10/2009, -0/+8Sounds like high school track years.
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