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New Airport Security Procedures [PIC]

i33.tinypic.com — Put the FUN back into flying? Found on an ACTUAL airlines site.

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  • boredomrulesme, on 09/19/2008, -4/+156http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice= ... O_O
  • vikramdeo, on 09/19/2008, -9/+6Ha ha ha, funny, just imagine if the airport guys go this extent for security check, terrorism will be reduced to a good extent.
    • d03boy, on 09/19/2008, -2/+5Not likely. People would start shooting the security people for invasion of privacy.
    • bpoteat, on 09/19/2008, -0/+4And air travel would be virtually non-existent.
    • ToadLeg, on 09/19/2008, -0/+11Why would stripping everyone reduce terrorism? What do you mean by "reduce terrorism" anyway?

      The only thing that currently prevents possible airplane hijackings ("reducing terrorism") is locked cockpits. The 9/11 attackers did not need to take anything sophisticated onto the planes to hijack them.
      • morcheeba, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6Exactly. I've always thought that some of these restrictions are silly because, even if everyone was naked, a group of muscular people could still hijack a plane.
      • theguesser10, on 09/20/2008, -0/+1If I remember correctly the cockpit doors are supposed to be able to resist a force of 2000 lb. Of course generating that kind of force is a lot easier than you'd expect. I saw that documentary where they had martial artists see how hard they could kick, bottom line is if you run into that door, you could probably break it.
      • jitterbits, on 09/20/2008, -0/+1Well, it is unlikely that the fundamentally religious people would be flying under those circumstances...
    • davidrools, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3reduced from...nothing in the past 7 years?
    • kelmaster1, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2i hope you're being sarcastic
  • davidhallstrom, on 09/19/2008, -1/+10Thanks for the laugh.
  • damian7, on 09/19/2008, -0/+70Looks about right

    TSA has turned into ***** N' Ass
  • hankiepankie, on 09/19/2008, -3/+3This would be too much for one eyes to see!
  • gorgeoussand, on 09/19/2008, -7/+4 . . . This is something you don't see everyday. Dugg !!!!!!!!!
    • RubberChicken24, on 09/19/2008, -0/+13I find your lack of punctuation restraint disturbing.
      • DICKBISCUITS, on 09/20/2008, -1/+1........I find your anal retentiveness annoying?!?!?!?!?!?!?!....,,,,,,,
  • UniqueJewelry, on 09/19/2008, -1/+4Oh what fun! I get mad having to take my shoes off, lol! I wonder what they have to do at customs, body cavity search?
  • T00NY, on 09/19/2008, -2/+17Do Ryan Air charge you extra now for wearing your clothes on their cheap flights!
  • friz, on 09/19/2008, -0/+33Omg they are all covered in black boxes! I'm glad security made them drop all their things and not let them on the plane!
  • diggspellcheck, on 09/19/2008, -0/+7Damn it, there is probably a TSA manager somewhere reading this and thinking "Hmmmmmm". They already have machines that see through peoples clothes, how long before, oh nevermind
    • techie4life, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Yes, but those machines pump out something similar to an x-ray. also, the person viewing these images is in a separate room with no visual contact with the person being screened.
  • Princeamor, on 09/19/2008, -0/+17Where do I sign up??
  • johnomaz, on 09/19/2008, -1/+8I'd have to pull all the hot ones out of line for a full cavity search.
  • artfiend77, on 09/19/2008, -2/+11I call shenanigans...I believe this is from that famous photographer who convinced hundreds of people to get naked for him in the streets. Based on the street sign I would even think Montreal. Regardless, ryanair.com is hideous!
    • DaviDTC, on 09/19/2008, -1/+9whoa, you are telling me there isn't usually a road going down the middle of the airport check in areas?
  • uiguy3, on 09/19/2008, -0/+7Hey everyone we're going streaking!
    Dude, just get on the plane.
  • jd33, on 09/19/2008, -1/+7Hey, that's ME! Doug.
  • AndrewDB, on 09/19/2008, -5/+10Someone care to point out the funny?
    • johndajap56, on 09/19/2008, -2/+3that's what she said
    • Lucas123, on 09/19/2008, -1/+3See the woman with her back turned in the middle? She's wearing a black cape with a gray collar.

      Hope that helps.
    • kalleanka, on 09/19/2008, -1/+6The funny part of the picture was because your moma looked just like the girl in the picture... That was the funny part...
    • phantomcrawl, on 09/20/2008, -0/+1Well see I learned something today.
      I learned that even though just straight looking at the picture didn't make it really funny. It wasn't even something I would think about masturbating to which made the photo almost useless.

      But see, when putting the weight of how bad airline security is in the united states, which first got extremely more strict and some airlines are discussing a machine that sees through clothes, they also still suck, almost as bad as before and you have to put up with them stripping you down and want to do a cavity search just because the guy behind you smelled like marijuana and you had a drink in the cab ride over...

      Along with the picture, it causes it to be somewhat humorous, but perhaps my humor is too dry.
  • TupacFan07, on 09/19/2008, -2/+65Why is it always only white people in the public nudity events?
    • Cybermaul, on 09/19/2008, -24/+2Because everybody else is too smart to let themselves get put through something like that.

      Also, by a startling coincidence, the vast majority of sheep are also white (fleeced, at least).
    • benjamin7531, on 09/19/2008, -2/+3*Trying very hard not to make reply racists.*
      It would be quite different if there are a few black people been surrounded by lots of white people. And also black male are know to have big d......ok too far....
    • jitterbits, on 09/20/2008, -0/+1There's a joke about big black ***** in here somewhere.
  • Wootfaced, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2
    • Nerdable, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2HA! they could have just covered her up with a single black bar...
  • cryonix, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1something is wrong with the photo... there are all these black spots inconveniently placed.
  • fattehboi, on 09/19/2008, -1/+6"WE'RE GOING STREAKING"
  • Foenetik, on 09/19/2008, -0/+27I'm sure this is something from Spencer Tunick. nsfw - http://www.spencertunick.com/
    • SasaLukac, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3so spencer tunick isn't a fan of black people?

      and i'm pretty sure that's SFW... i mean they're little white nude dots...

      • bpoteat, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2It's probably the one he did at the Phish festival in Maine. Blame Phish and Maine for the lack of black.
  • redxninja, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3Where are the fat ones?
    • scottie924, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2They have to be checked to make sure no weapons are hid under their fat rolls.
  • sumdog, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1I like the comments about where the photo is actually from
  • scrotumbrau, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2Holy cow, check out the furthest guy on the right with the third leg that's blacked out by the box...wait a minute, that's not a leg!
  • Taugal, on 09/19/2008, -12/+0
  • imakeholesinu, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3Blood and urine for pre-flight testing mandatory. The next Onion article headline.
  • thundercloud39, on 09/19/2008, -0/+10This is only fun until the day you have to fly to your grandparents funeral with your sobbing naked mother.
  • Puffles, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2I'd actually prefer flying nude to having to go through all of those insane security checkpoints (where they'd probably end up strip-searching me anyway).
  • THESUPERDEVIL, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1here a link of airport security
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5NBGx00H4&feature ...
  • paulieslim, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1they must be going to Burning Man
  • charm803, on 09/19/2008, -0/+7http://castawaystravel.com/menu.htm

    Nude flights!

    *Can't guarantee that they have 6 pack abs.
  • kleash, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2BOOBIES!
  • Me0wmix, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2If only American Media would accept boobies.
    • DICKBISCUITS, on 09/20/2008, -0/+2I've accepted them, and I'm a much happier man.
  • tehroflmaoer, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1the goggles, they do nothing!
  • mnemy, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Yes. They did.
  • eers2snow, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1"who brought the tarp and the KY!"
  • southwestnut, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3*shudders*

    hope you are not next to that overweight individual that is so larger they ooze into your seat when they do this shake down!
    -thank you USAirways for putting me on a Dash-8 window seat next to Jabba the Hutt :>(
  • Spartandog, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Definitely Montreal. I recognized the street sign and corner.
  • Spartycus, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Heh, I'm down. I'll fly nekid, I'd just feel bad for the one or two hot chicks on the flight.
    • whyisntcakesin, on 09/20/2008, -0/+0the flight attendants wouldnt have to be naked
  • jflaker, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2How to rush through security
    1 pair of VERY smelly sock and turn the floor heater on in he car on the way to really sweat them up.......
    When the shoe inspection comes, you will be through the line in no time at all.
  • 032483, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1sweet
  • douglasr007, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1giggity giggity goo
  • brsteve88, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Another one that I saw at least four years ago. End of the internet indeed.
    • reincarnate, on 09/20/2008, -3/+1omg you are SO cool mr "ive seen the ENTIRE internet!"
  • issoy, on 09/19/2008, -2/+3http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6901/post24117436 ...

    non censored (so prob NSFW)
  • smart100, on 09/20/2008, -0/+1Iron rich blood
  • oldnintendo, on 09/20/2008, -1/+1are you sure there not just going to a ***** fight.
  • carolinax, on 09/20/2008, -2/+0is this for real?!! can someone elaborate?
    • tallymebanana, on 09/20/2008, -0/+2are you for real, did you read any of the comments above?
  • falco216, on 09/20/2008, -1/+1The one above the bottom right. fap fap fap
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