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Never Trust Old People

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  • Rhenthalin, on 01/27/2008, -28/+10I can't wait until I"m old enough to hit on nurses and be cute at the same time.
  • nickyswriting, on 01/27/2008, -22/+1Pretty funny!
    • RyomaNagare, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2Little Girl: Grandpa fell down and he's getting back up!
      Bill Robinson: Well, she is over sixty-five, Helen, and old people can't be trusted.
      [to Mr. Bottoms]
      Bill Robinson: Ain't that right?
      Mr. Bottoms: Yeah, we've had a lot of trouble with old people.
  • Sucka27, on 01/27/2008, -32/+4I call BS. First!
  • Hipple, on 01/27/2008, -26/+4I guess I'm hypersensitive to politics. When I saw this title, I thought it was going to be about old people voting for Hillary. I think I need to take some deep breaths.
  • uberAileen, on 01/27/2008, -6/+91Since she did it to her roommate at a senior citizens home, perhaps the lesson shouldn't be to never trust old people--but perhaps, old people should never trust anyone.

    And they smell.
    • smacksaw, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5You should trust your sense of smell and get the hell out of there. Piss and medication is a nasty scent.
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1They smell 'cause they wear Depends and other adult diapers.
  • Daiken, on 01/27/2008, -8/+89Fake, but it still made me smile. Dugg.
    • mal1964, on 01/27/2008, -1/+17Someone old had to do it . Because you have to be at least 70 to have or even know the name, Edna
      • Incomp3tnt, on 01/27/2008, -0/+13Also, who calls headphones "earplugs" ?
        • mal1964, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3Your comment was cracking me up, on and off through out the day! Thanks!
          • Incomp3tnt, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1You're welcome! Always glad to spread a little joy onto the proverbial bagel.
    • mal1964, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8Edna + Earplugs = True
      LOL, Incomp and I solved the case!
  • reepax, on 01/27/2008, -12/+25she did it for the lulz
  • NitrousFlare, on 01/27/2008, -10/+4Funny but fake. Look at the fs in off.
  • mikesbaker, on 01/27/2008, -59/+4great lets add FAKE!!! to the list of memes
    FIRST!!!111!11!
    im un ur digg laugingz at old peeps
    in soviet russia clock breaks you
    ***** off or it didn't happen
    will it blend
    [comment removed due to douchebagitry] / we are leigon
    i for one welcome our ancient overlords
    image enhanced using Adobe Photoshop
    i logged in just to bury your comment
    all your old people are belong to us
    old people or GTFO
    check out the relevant video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
    i know i missed a few anybody want to help me complete the list
    • ursername180, on 01/27/2008, -1/+32Shut up?
    • AntzNZ, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6You pain me, ***** off!
    • mitch37, on 01/27/2008, -4/+0http://www.digg.com/users/mikesbaker/gallery/33356 ...
      Related.
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      • fasda, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6Holy ***** I never thought I'd see that thing get positive diggs
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    • mchrest, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8i logged in just to bury your comment
    • Asvetic, on 01/28/2008, -1/+21. Make ***** comment
      2.???
      3. Profit!
  • ryanonfire, on 01/27/2008, -3/+10This queensland http://iz.carnegiemnh.org/crayfish/images/queensla ... ?
    • mitch37, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7Yes?
    • estate, on 01/27/2008, -0/+18Yes, that Queensland.
    • ursername180, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7Is there any other?
      • opiniastrous, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2There's probably quite a few actually...
    • peaceninja, on 01/27/2008, -4/+8this..is..QUEENSLAAAAND
    • ripple123, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3I used to live there. Its a fine place. The roads are wide, the grass is green. Everything else is green. The sun shines hot, its warm and summery and wet. Its positively idyllic
      • azbmr, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Dug for using the word idyllic.
      • buymeachicken, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Aww.. you make it sound so nice! You haven't been back in a while have you? Less wet nowadays.
      • Cunninlynguist, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1less wet??? you been out of the state the last month? it's been raining daily...
    • Managua8Green, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2REALLY!! THATS WHAT QUEENSLAND IS? I thought it was a land full of queens or an island that is owned and operated by the band Queen! (note: terms and restrictions apply)
  • wildfire, on 01/27/2008, -3/+30Cripple fight!
  • BrianJ5000, on 01/27/2008, -14/+0Buried for having "pown" in the address
  • grexeo, on 01/27/2008, -3/+158I don't see how "Never Trust Old People" relates to this article...
  • scairborn, on 01/27/2008, -3/+211What the ***** does this have to do with "trusting old people"?
    • kjcdude, on 01/27/2008, -4/+10i can reword what the person above me wrote and post it again, but get more diggs
    • skyfire1, on 01/29/2008, -1/+3I'll get more diggs because I reworded what the guy above me said.
  • xdvx, on 01/27/2008, -2/+15I never trust down articles
  • Stevo23, on 01/27/2008, -12/+7Dead already. ***** wordpress.

    Can we please have a Digg-wide policy banning wordpress articles?
    • voetsjoeba, on 01/27/2008, -0/+9It's not WordPress that's the problem, it's the server that can't handle the traffic. Usually due to a shared-hosting plan.
    • Myonosken, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Can we have a ban on people blaming WordPress?
  • benzoenator, on 01/27/2008, -5/+2I smell *****. Nevertheless, funny.
  • moletimer, on 01/27/2008, -3/+6I love the way she ends with 'God bless you'. Makes me laugh...
  • DarkDx, on 01/27/2008, -9/+2Mirror plz??
  • ufia, on 01/27/2008, -9/+1I'm surprised a 94 years old could write a letter and post it on his own.

    /And I don't mean it as an insult to the elderlies. It's just that most people of that age I know have not much dexterity left.
    • akkibaba, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Looks like you young whippersnappers seem to think that Edna is the name of a dude. Fail.
  • tiberone, on 01/27/2008, -3/+22I've done a couple events at retirement homes with my church, and this sounds like a lot of the people we meet. 90 year olds are hilarious; they all act like they're back in high school. Every bingo night we encounter cliques and dirty looks and more. You can definitely tell where the "popular table" is. It's quite a riot.
  • DickyT83, on 01/27/2008, -3/+24I never trust old people, especially when they force a forbidden error.
  • kikinomat, on 01/27/2008, -2/+15It was loading extr. slow, so I put a copy on my server:
    http://www.goldenretrieverforum.com/showthread.php ...
    • hmunkey, on 01/27/2008, -1/+30Golden retriever forum? Really? That's embarrassing.
  • shark72, on 01/27/2008, -2/+41http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/newradio.asp
    • gd1z, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5Lol at it being over 30 years old and still being "new" to 875 diggers.
      • Etheo, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2Well, some peeps aren't old farts like you.
  • emptysea, on 01/27/2008, -3/+6Yes - the BS calls are right on - I've seen variations of this story for many years now (and laugh each time I see it).
  • ceris, on 01/27/2008, -4/+7Buried due to the horrible title that doesn't relate to the somewhat funny story.
  • valosdarling666, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3Edna's the shizz.
  • davecor, on 01/27/2008, -0/+11I saw this 10 years ago... Once upon a time there were FAX humor forwards and this was a classic.
  • Monbosa, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3Those damn old people :O they broke your serverz!!
  • bgmowen, on 01/27/2008, -4/+15In Soviet Russia, elderly ***** you!
    • homerang, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1I think that may have been the only time I've ever found that joke funny.
  • noahw, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2Mirror: http://echopic.com/cxp
  • ceraphin, on 01/27/2008, -1/+0why is this in the top 10?
  • xkingADROCKx, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1own3d
  • vsthesquares, on 01/27/2008, -1/+13Fwd: fw: fw: fwd: NEVER TRUST OLD PEEPZ (dis sum hilarious pic)
  • Bluerayusa, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1dugg for cool grandma
  • faskippy, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5Buried. Why can't people who submit stories make up a title that actually has something to do with the damn story??!!! I mean, really, is it THAT ***** HARD??
  • Ibox, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2http://www.linkinn.com/_Young_Peasant_German_Calen ... anyone catch the calendar pics???? NSFW
  • musicmanryan, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1I love my "Oops I Crapped My Pants!"!
  • lyrica42, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1Dugg 'cause it's funny. Even though it's fake.
  • rjc5056, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2Stolen directly from the back pages of Yakov Smirnoff's 1987 book America On Six Rubles A Day. Y'know, the same guy everyone steals their "In Russia, X Y's you!" jokes from.
  • FearFactory, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Edna do not like Maggie Cooks peoples
  • aceakm, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1Haha "I told her to ***** off. God bless you."
    • bagelmaster, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1This is youtube, it isn't funny nor cool to quote what you just saw/read.
      • Emnsta, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1This is YouTube?
        • s0nicfreak, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1***** I took a wrong turn again...
        • killachuck, on 01/28/2008, -0/+0I knew I should have taken that left toin at Albaquerque
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1PHOTOSHOPPED.
  • sdubois92, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1srsly, i can haz bandwidth?
  • CalvinLawson, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Wow, blast from the past! This is a very old meme....
  • Gimpishi, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd: Old People! Lol!
  • EgaoNoGenki, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1That had to have been PHOTOSHOPPED.
  • SidiousX, on 01/28/2008, -1/+0I.....guess it was funny.
  • pianoboy3333, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1ahahaha.... that made my day...
  • Malchus89, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1***** off.
    God Bless you...
  • crazypestz, on 01/28/2008, -0/+0Not letting me see it... help?
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