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- SteveHamn, on 04/11/2008, -71/+12Very funneh!
- PaulOwen, on 04/11/2008, -67/+7But of course, this didn't actually *happen*.
I mean, anyone can create a small set in their living room and make a sketch like this - in fact, if you switch on the television, there are whole hour-long programs dedicated to this stuff - called "situation comedy shows".
This is lame.- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -2/+83What are you going to explain to us next, that songs on the radio are actually prerecorded?
- wageslaven, on 04/11/2008, -2/+46Liar! Heretic! My radio has MUSICIANS inside it!
- tacojohn48, on 04/11/2008, -0/+15I have been told that my great-grandmother thought that since she could see the people in her tv, that they could see her.
- sovietninja, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1Your great-grandmother must of been an esper!
- celkin, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Lucky you. Mine just has annoying commercials inside it.
- PaulOwen, on 04/11/2008, -33/+2Songs on the radio are pre-recorded, yes. Would it make you happier if I posted them on digg?
Hmm, didn't think so.
(I never thought the lowest common denominator was so low, or so common.)- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -4/+4Here's a song they made of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY - film42, on 04/12/2008, -2/+2I seriously thought you were gonna rick roll him. Oh well.
BTW, Check out this video of my girlfriend. I think it was what he was watching:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU - alk509, on 04/12/2008, -1/+2"I never thought the lowest common denominator was so low"
Neither did we, son. Neither did we.
- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -4/+4Here's a song they made of you:
- urbandistrict, on 04/11/2008, -2/+12Clearly, PaulOwen came to digg to be a scholar.
- stevealford, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1I can understand not thinking the lowest common denominator would be so low, but not so common? Are you retarded? You see, for it to be the lowest COMMON denominator, it has to be shared by everyone in that set; so since we're discussing people with that turn of phrase then by definition, it's common to everyone. For someone who likes to act so intellectually superior, you seem to have a remarkable inability to comprehend a self-explanatory phrase.
- wageslaven, on 04/11/2008, -2/+46Liar! Heretic! My radio has MUSICIANS inside it!
- DatoeDakari, on 04/11/2008, -1/+13Welcome to the internet, buddy
- Ataxia2008, on 04/11/2008, -3/+13I'm not your buddy, guy!
- Syzothermy, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7I'm not your guy, friend!
- fletcherrr, on 04/11/2008, -2/+6I'm not your friend, buddy!
- bob12321, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1To bad I can't reply to Syzothermy's comment and keep the meme going.
- Ataxia2008, on 04/11/2008, -3/+13I'm not your buddy, guy!
- fletcherrr, on 04/11/2008, -3/+6Learn to internet, please.
- ophello, on 04/11/2008, -3/+2so...if anyone can do it, then ***** DO IT instead of bitch and moan.
id like you to try to make something half as funny, and edited half as well.
jerkoff. - theprez, on 04/11/2008, -4/+3Could this possibly be the most retarded comment ever?
- PaulOwen, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Yes, theprez I think it is - well done.
- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -2/+83What are you going to explain to us next, that songs on the radio are actually prerecorded?
- brundlefly76, on 04/11/2008, -2/+32Real friends just email each other the pictures like trading cards.
- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -7/+7The "mom card" is the rarest, because there can be only one. Unless your mom's a lesbian. And she's hot. Then that would be worth more than a Wonka golden ticket. And by Wonka I mean wanka.
Nevermind.- Managua8Green, on 04/11/2008, -4/+3that is easily the wierdest and creepiest things friends can do. Creep
- sockpuppets, on 04/11/2008, -7/+7The "mom card" is the rarest, because there can be only one. Unless your mom's a lesbian. And she's hot. Then that would be worth more than a Wonka golden ticket. And by Wonka I mean wanka.
- afx1, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4horatio sanz was great in this video
- JettaMan, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1This is black-ops ***** people. It's supposed to be degrading and demoralizing. Makes people easier to herd.
- uziko, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2are you ***** for real?
- PaulOwen, on 04/11/2008, -67/+7But of course, this didn't actually *happen*.
- medledan, on 04/11/2008, -180/+23OMFG HAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAH!! HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
EPIC ***** OWNED!!!- Starch, on 04/11/2008, -5/+181Stop - put down the internet and walk away slowly..
- JanYpe, on 04/11/2008, -2/+54It's too late for this one, I fear. We'll have to put him down. Somebody git mah shotgun.
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -6/+7its his first offense. please have some compassion, everybody deserves a second chance.
- imsteve22, on 04/11/2008, -0/+17@itsgotyou , sadly, no, he has also been quoted as saying "I have an enormously large penis", "I have an enormously large penis....hahahha", "hahaha i just fell off my chair reading this comment hahaha", "im sure he has an anormiously large penis to" and "hahahaha!! I laugh everytime i see this lol lol". too bad we're gonna have to put him down, apparently he has an enormously large penis.
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1Looks like he's had his second chances. Open fire JanYpe!
- seraph582, on 04/11/2008, -41/+7stop!
put down the smug, and walk away slowly.
- JanYpe, on 04/11/2008, -2/+54It's too late for this one, I fear. We'll have to put him down. Somebody git mah shotgun.
- hauntedchippy, on 04/11/2008, -1/+122Your license to capslock has been revoked
- broeks, on 04/11/2008, -4/+2I wish the capslock key didn't exist. Useless really...
- zeffy5, on 04/12/2008, -2/+3I turned mine into a Delete key...
- hauntedchippy, on 04/12/2008, -4/+4Your doing gods work
- uziko, on 04/11/2008, -9/+4that was epic i dugg you, good execution of the prolonged haha in caps lock
- oldhick, on 04/11/2008, -1/+11Please don't ever use the word "epic" again. How can every other video or story on the Internet be "epic"? Or does epic now just mean "kind of cool, i guess..."
- ofdeath, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1EPIC COMMENT!
- oldhick, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Ha, alright. When ever used about me or my comments, awesoem! :P
- sovietninja, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1This thread is..
wait for it....
L-E-G-E-N-DARY!
- ofdeath, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1EPIC COMMENT!
- jeebus, on 04/12/2008, -1/+2The only thing here that is "EPIC" is your failure. GOOD DAY! SIR!
- Starch, on 04/11/2008, -5/+181Stop - put down the internet and walk away slowly..
- Aut0b0t, on 04/11/2008, -5/+820Never leave home without your flash drive. You'll never know when you need it. :)
- pegothejerk, on 04/11/2008, -3/+66also, never leave your laptop around unlocked, unattended near anyone named aut0b0t.
- searcade, on 04/11/2008, -1/+171You know the smart thing to do there was email the pictures to yourself
- falkonv7l, on 04/11/2008, -0/+22Thats what I did
- ucg1, on 04/11/2008, -5/+73The smart thing to do would be to open up a terminal window, run screen, then ftp/sftp all the pics to somewhere you have access to. This is going to take a while, so disconnect screen and close the terminal window so that it can run in the background without your friend noticing even if he gets back before its done. This wouldn't work in Windows, but this computer is a Mac, so I'd assume he's running OS X which has the UNIX utils necessary.
- Vorin, on 04/11/2008, -1/+60i like the way you think.
- therightclique, on 04/11/2008, -15/+6That's a lot of stupid, pointless ***** for no reason. Just email them to yourself. They're pictures. Pictures are small.
- crossmr, on 04/11/2008, -0/+13Unless his buddy never resized them. I leave all the photos I take stored on my hard drive in their full size which runs anywhere from 700K to 1.5 MB per photo. You find more than a handful of those and its going to take you a noticeable amount of time to email them.
- ucg1, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7What crossmr said (pictures directly from the camera are usually at least 600k at least, but can be much bigger), combined with the fact that there may be hundreds of pictures, combined with the fact that most e-mail server place a limit on how big your e-mail can be thus limiting how many pictures you can attach per e-mail, and that anyone can walk in at any moment, I think e-mailing is not the best method.
If you use your friends e-mail app, he will have a record of you sending it to yourself, so you have to make sure to erase all traces of having done so. If you use a web-mail account, you have to individually attach each of the files, which takes time (and also send several if they don't fit in one).
The way I outlined is very simple and quick. I would be able to get it going in about 30 seconds, and have it hidden and out of sight in that amount of time too. - celkin, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Good thing Gmail has several gigs of storage space
- crossmr, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1It still takes time to transfer it.. you don't have time to upload a few hundred MBs of pics while your buddy uses the can for 2 minutes..
- crossmr, on 04/11/2008, -0/+13Unless his buddy never resized them. I leave all the photos I take stored on my hard drive in their full size which runs anywhere from 700K to 1.5 MB per photo. You find more than a handful of those and its going to take you a noticeable amount of time to email them.
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2008, -1/+22has this happened to you before????
- falkonv7l, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Yes, and she is hot, one of those too good to be true moments.
Be amazed when you just search for "all Pics/videos" on someones computer
- falkonv7l, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Yes, and she is hot, one of those too good to be true moments.
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -2/+6That was way to detailed. This happen to you often?
- ucg1, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2Not exactly. One time one of my really hot female friends left me alone at her place. I found her nudie pictures and just burnt a CD because I had enough time to do that and was pretty sure she wasn't going to be back for a while.
I am fully prepared for any nudie-picture-copying situation, though :)
- ucg1, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2Not exactly. One time one of my really hot female friends left me alone at her place. I found her nudie pictures and just burnt a CD because I had enough time to do that and was pretty sure she wasn't going to be back for a while.
- Easyoffbam, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Ucg1 pics or it didn't happen...
- ElectricKetchup, on 04/11/2008, -3/+35Just upload them to your flickr acount as private, that's what I do^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
- Kardall, on 04/11/2008, -0/+20Private? What's the point of that? You want all your flickr friends to know what you found!!!!
- jinxcy, on 04/11/2008, -2/+35seriously I'm leaving right now to go buy a key chain flash drive
- therightclique, on 04/11/2008, -1/+27oh, so like any flash drive then?
- akh4x0r, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2You don't have one?
- kirab, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2Not sure if I'd recommend the SanDisk cruzer for this type of purpose... they have some stupid software that autoloads whenever you plug it into a computer - you can disable this though, but not really if it's the first time plugging it in, which I assume will be if you're using it to get pics of your best friend's gf!
- neuromachine, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1U3 doesn't work on a Mac.
- jjremy, on 04/12/2008, -0/+5you can remove u3 with this http://www.u3.com/uninstall/
Titanium Cruzers are excellent!
- lamiaconfitor, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1or you can get an mp3 player without crap software in it.
- therightclique, on 04/11/2008, -1/+27oh, so like any flash drive then?
- Gudlyf, on 04/11/2008, -2/+114How about remembering never to talk to yourself out loud like a lunatic?
- ShuttleDisaster, on 04/11/2008, -0/+7thats why mines attached to my keychain :)
- IanPR, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Mine too... i like your thinking.
- scoffey, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2mine's attached to a lanyard around my neck for even quicker access
i keep my multitool and flashlight on my belt, and ten feet of rope in my backpack
always be prepared- IanPR, on 04/12/2008, -1/+2Prepared for back problems later in life? :)
- mraustin1337, on 04/11/2008, -11/+4I'm not your buddy, friend!
- abshack, on 04/11/2008, -5/+4I'm not your friend, guy.
- samgab, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1I'm not your guy, Mister.
- SirPasta117, on 04/11/2008, -3/+2I'm not your mister Dude
- letitbleed62, on 04/11/2008, -3/+1I'm not your dude, buddy...and thus the cycle continues
- virtualball, on 04/11/2008, -2/+8You guys killed it.
- gn0stik, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1I'm not your dude, champ (fixed it)
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1Killed by you guys
- amirman, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1i'm not a guy, man
- dansmeek, on 04/12/2008, -1/+1i'm not your guy, buddy!
- abshack, on 04/11/2008, -5/+4I'm not your friend, guy.
- ochito, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1upload them to my FTP server with firefox's fireftp extension
- amirman, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1ok, i will, what's the address, username, and password?
- ophello, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Two words: Key chain
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1One word, tissues.
- TheDarkTipper, on 04/11/2008, -1/+54"I got CDs. *****, it's a MacBook Air!!!"
- turpenine, on 04/12/2008, -6/+2MEGAPORNBURN
- ThaDRD, on 04/12/2008, -6/+1I have a 4GB Sony Micro Vault Tiny that fits in my wallet.
- ProTeamOtto, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Good for you...
- mpcamer, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1You must work for Geek Squad, no?
- charlieville, on 04/11/2008, -14/+881ha ha ha totally didnt see that coming. Great vid
- DeathWish808, on 04/11/2008, -22/+3Yeah, an actual funny vid you posted this time. Thanks Brian!
- chrislongridge, on 04/11/2008, -16/+1.
- dudetaz2003, on 04/11/2008, -12/+5Well I see where you are coming from but
and
so you see
I think you understand.
- dudetaz2003, on 04/11/2008, -12/+5Well I see where you are coming from but
- chrislongridge, on 04/11/2008, -16/+1.
- PL3NTY, on 04/11/2008, -31/+2your ***** blind then.
- jesuswuzanalien, on 04/11/2008, -2/+29his ***** blind?
- lostarchitect, on 04/11/2008, -1/+23i think that's like a duck blind, except for *****.
- Vorin, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6sound's naughty in a "Brokeback Mountain" type of way.
- gn0stik, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Henceforth he shall ever be known as "gay duck blind pl3nty"
- ophello, on 04/11/2008, -1/+8YOU'RE
- jesuswuzanalien, on 04/11/2008, -2/+29his ***** blind?
- had3l, on 04/11/2008, -5/+2Yeah, but in real life, his friend's girlfriend would be a lot more embarrassed than he was. I mean, come on, he is a guy, what do you expect?
- unionaire, on 04/11/2008, -1/+39at least he didn't jerk off on site...
- Kakemonster, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11I would :D
- fcukthisgame, on 04/12/2008, -0/+4GeekSquad would...
- Kakemonster, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11I would :D
- DeathWish808, on 04/11/2008, -22/+3Yeah, an actual funny vid you posted this time. Thanks Brian!
- Unskillful, on 04/11/2008, -73/+5It's funny cause if this was europe... this would be like an everyday thing.
- chrislongridge, on 04/11/2008, -2/+23I just ate a big red candle.
- dudetaz2003, on 04/11/2008, -9/+2Um, good for you?
- benjorino, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1Awesome dude!
- retawd, on 04/11/2008, -3/+36Your birthday is an everyday thing in Europe? If so, then I think they kinda missed the point of birth-day!
- hmunkey, on 04/11/2008, -1/+5What? We don't stare at naked pics of our friends' girlfriends all day...
- OneLess, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4Sure you do, don't be coy.
- zeabu, on 04/11/2008, -3/+2No we don't, if we want to look at pics we use porno sites: The women are more beautiful than any of your friends' girlfriend, they're photoshopped, and do thinks, you didn't dare to ask any girl you know.
- OneLess, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4Sure you do, don't be coy.
- deadmann, on 04/12/2008, -1/+1Someone buy these guys a ticket so they'll shut up.
- chrislongridge, on 04/11/2008, -2/+23I just ate a big red candle.
- tublo, on 04/11/2008, -20/+3awesome
- zwnaeem, on 04/11/2008, -8/+224Finally a quality video from break (although i think it may be stolen from college humor)
- unicronband, on 04/11/2008, -6/+235And College Humor probably stole it from ebaums, who stole it from someone else, like the internet's version of an inner city bicycle.
- inigomntoya, on 04/11/2008, -9/+80"like the internet's version of an inner city bicycle."
AKA - your girlfriend...- loopis, on 04/11/2008, -4/+72AKA - Your Mom
- inigomntoya, on 04/11/2008, -20/+8Hey, now... You've gone too far. What if my mom were dead?
- wearescience, on 04/11/2008, -4/+107That explains why she didn't move around a lot last night?
- mateusap, on 04/11/2008, -2/+8still'd be your mom.
- texpundit, on 04/11/2008, -13/+8"Hey, now... You've gone too far. What if my mom were dead?"
fap...? - Sickality, on 04/11/2008, -10/+10Necrophilia FTW!!!
- magicaltrevor, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4Girlfriends? On my Digg?
- loopis, on 04/11/2008, -4/+72AKA - Your Mom
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2008, -1/+7an unlocked bicycle is a community bicycle.
- bxblox, on 04/12/2008, -1/+1I remember community bikes, those were the days..... unless the actual owner saw you on the bike
- Velnich, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1If you fancy their watermark for some reason I guess you could steal from ebaums. At least the other "thieves" rarely try to brand it as their own.
- inigomntoya, on 04/11/2008, -9/+80"like the internet's version of an inner city bicycle."
- Crosshare, on 04/11/2008, -4/+87I think you got that backwards, ebaums steals from everyone else.
- therightclique, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6true
- MeNaCe942, on 04/11/2008, -2/+4all of breaks content is stolen from collegehumor
- thedonutofdoom, on 04/11/2008, -0/+103This video is actually from my friends sketch group. They are called serious lunch and you can check out their other stuff here http://www.seriouslunch.com/videos/videos.htm
- Maver1c, on 04/11/2008, -3/+1Made by Serious Lunch, I saw it on collegehumor before anywhere else.
- unicronband, on 04/11/2008, -6/+235And College Humor probably stole it from ebaums, who stole it from someone else, like the internet's version of an inner city bicycle.
- kalleanka, on 04/11/2008, -17/+10Yeah, I hate it when that happens to me...
- PrincessSalami, on 04/11/2008, -66/+16Speaking from experience, so far I've found pictures of 3 of my buddies girlfriends on their computers.. Sometimes it helps to know that once those ***** are out of a bra, they really don't look so nice and that she has funny-looking nipples.. so you get less attracted to her and have a brief chuckle about your buddy's 'Pre-Dick-a-Mint'.
Also I found some pics that were taken from inside of my tent from a camping trip that we went on,and they borrowed my tent. Those naked pictures helped me decide that I had to throw that tent away!
Thanks computers! If it wasn't for you, I would never be able to easily find the stashed pictures of my closest friends; who barely hide them in their my documents folder invisibly.- itsmikey, on 04/11/2008, -9/+13You are a creep.
- ironmanxl1, on 04/11/2008, -8/+3TMI.......
- Rayhush, on 04/11/2008, -4/+3Bad Princess
- greenlight2001, on 04/11/2008, -6/+33You sound a douchebag.
- jmhyer51, on 04/11/2008, -2/+11Well that was just stupid.
- MattNF, on 04/11/2008, -5/+2You ruined it.
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2008, -1/+15those funny hanging weird shaped nipples on your friend's computer are the closest youll come to anything real.
- amirman, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2you probably have seen all your friends' boners too. lol
- demmie07, on 04/11/2008, -13/+1Funny reaction !!!
- therightclique, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4nope!
- Elliottx, on 04/11/2008, -15/+7Surprise!
Lmao... - ph4n70m, on 04/11/2008, -17/+8Always bring a storage device!!
- computerusr, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1It was staged.
- Einchy, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2What?
- computerusr, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1It was staged.
- NaziHatinChimp, on 04/11/2008, -18/+5Thought it was gross until the end.
- muzy, on 04/11/2008, -8/+4Yes Sir, your a fagoot
- WallnutBoy, on 04/11/2008, -0/+8His what?
- gn0stik, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5his a fagoot. I think it's an italian dish. perhaps a desert.
- dch111, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1Yes, I ordered a Sahara once myself.
- WallnutBoy, on 04/11/2008, -0/+8His what?
- Myonosken, on 04/11/2008, -3/+3What are you, gay?
- muzy, on 04/11/2008, -8/+4Yes Sir, your a fagoot
- digjam, on 04/11/2008, -6/+90A title like that..WILL be Dugg..!
- moleeyes, on 04/11/2008, -14/+4Despite grammatical error's.
- inigomntoya, on 04/11/2008, -5/+20Grammatical error's... what? You are leaving us in SUSPENSE!!
- Vorin, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3I really didn't know that grammatical error was a name, or that heshe owned anything.
Shouldn't that be capitalized then? - aloser, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6*whoosh*
- makelikepaper, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2There was that guy in Zelda 2 named Error. Maybe they're related.
- Vorin, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3I really didn't know that grammatical error was a name, or that heshe owned anything.
- astrnomic, on 04/11/2008, -5/+7Wait, what grammatical error? If you're commenting on his lack of an apostrophe, then you shouldn't be talking considering you have an extraneous one yourself.
- makelikepaper, on 04/11/2008, -5/+0Yes, we all know he's an idiot.
- ashleegirl, on 04/11/2008, -1/+6hint: that was the point
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3seriously! do we need to put /s everytime? shaaah
- Myonosken, on 04/11/2008, -1/+3@astrnomic and ini: You both fail.
- inigomntoya, on 04/11/2008, -5/+20Grammatical error's... what? You are leaving us in SUSPENSE!!
- stuffradio, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2I thought I was going to get Rick Roll'd lol
- moleeyes, on 04/11/2008, -14/+4Despite grammatical error's.
- feldmania, on 04/11/2008, -41/+21BURIED as duplicate. It's already here with more Diggs: http://digg.com/comedy/For_Your_Eyes_Only_But_if_Y ...
- tabion, on 04/11/2008, -16/+11Your comment has been BURIED as a duplicate. Too many people like you keep whining about duplicates because they do nothing but look at all articles on Digg.
- unicronband, on 04/11/2008, -5/+12Don't digg this guy down. He's right, it was submitted 2 hours earlier. Although it's from College Humor, which isn't much better than Break.
- tabion, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1oh right, i didn't understand how your life increases in quality when your article hits front page of Digg. OOOOOOOH, AHHHHHHHHH. Get a ***** life.
- mrbad101, on 04/11/2008, -9/+8please die -- the other one had a whopping 2 comments. idiot, nobody cares if its a duplicate. i guarantee you 1000's of people didn't see the original, including myself.
- feldmania, on 04/11/2008, -4/+9You really want me to die? You can't possibly mean that. Would you say that to me in person?
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3I don't think he really meant that.
But I do. DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!! - tabion, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2Yeah, DIEEEE
- letitbleed62, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1"You ***** die" I said, to her
I said "YOU ***** DIE", to her
Huh? What?
No, no! I was talking to Kim
I said "you ***** die"
Surfer Rosa anyone? - quesi, on 06/03/2008, -0/+1Sweet Pixies reference... Good job.
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3I don't think he really meant that.
- unicronband, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2How would you feel if someone saw that lame ass "Current State of Digg" submission of yours, turned around and submitted it themselves and it hit the front page? You'd feel kinda cheated, huh?
Also, to answer your question posed in that submission, it's called a Digg Down Party and it happens when retards like you clog up the Digg tubez and need to be flushed out.- gquaglia, on 04/11/2008, -1/+3Who gives a *****. There are more important things in the world then having your story on the first page of digg.
- feldmania, on 04/11/2008, -4/+9You really want me to die? You can't possibly mean that. Would you say that to me in person?
- Jalh, on 04/11/2008, -3/+7who give a ***** , this one hit the front page first. sorry boddy , this happened to me too. next time
- nogami, on 04/11/2008, -2/+5The one that's not on the front page is the dupe. Deal with it.
- manirock, on 04/11/2008, -22/+1There's a new Chris Farley in town
- secondplayer, on 04/11/2008, -2/+24No there's not.
- troyfoley, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1Chris Farley's appeal was that he made people "ROLF" while keeping it no greater than PG-13.
- merbot, on 04/11/2008, -3/+131Kept waiting for him to upload the pics onto the internet.
- Sharpezor, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4oh yeaahhhhhh
- pagno, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2Hell, I wouldve just emailed them to myself.
- Kronos6948, on 04/11/2008, -7/+80If you don't have mobile storage, you could always email them to yourself! Works for me!
- Seth024, on 04/11/2008, -0/+19e-mailing/uploaden 100's of jpg files would take too long. Putting them on a server would be faster.
Actually, I'm going the set up a server right now, just in case.- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -6/+9ZIP 'em up, fool!
- freddyjackson, on 04/11/2008, -1/+8Have you ever tried ZIPping JPEGs? It doesn't reduce the size hardly at all.
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2Have you ever tried emailing yourself 1 file versus 100?
This isn't a matter of size, mate.
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2Have you ever tried emailing yourself 1 file versus 100?
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2AHHH PITY THE FOOL!!!
- anagoge, on 04/11/2008, -2/+6JPEGs are a compressed format. Putting them in a zip doesn't compress them further.
- ggacid, on 04/11/2008, -1/+7You don't need to compress them further. Zipping will simply enable you to have ONE file instead of 100's of pictures. Much easier to upload to the web.
- freddyjackson, on 04/11/2008, -1/+8Have you ever tried ZIPping JPEGs? It doesn't reduce the size hardly at all.
- Myonosken, on 04/11/2008, -2/+6Most people have winrar now- just select all and zip em!
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -6/+9ZIP 'em up, fool!
- thallium205, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2Or just upload it to your dropbox!
- hackeron, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1It's Mac, just scp or rsync them to your Mac at home.
- Seth024, on 04/11/2008, -0/+19e-mailing/uploaden 100's of jpg files would take too long. Putting them on a server would be faster.
- moleeyes, on 04/11/2008, -6/+0World Class!
- msweet153, on 04/11/2008, -8/+388"i'm gonna squat over the screen when I get this home."
- gquaglia, on 04/11/2008, -2/+20Best comment of the video
- rlbigfish, on 04/11/2008, -1/+51Nah, that award goes to "Eeeeeeew-- Well..."
- nogChoco, on 04/11/2008, -9/+4The static on my monitor is zapping my balls. Ooh that's nice!
- ROFLance, on 04/11/2008, -2/+10I thought he said "squirt", which would have made more sense, lol.
- Shelter22, on 04/11/2008, -0/+9no, squat makes perfect sense, trust me
- jimthenglishman, on 04/11/2008, -1/+47that's how all those pubes got into that laptop from yesterday's front pageā¦
- Rawclyce, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2lol I thought the same thing.
- gquaglia, on 04/11/2008, -2/+20Best comment of the video
- KenSPT, on 04/11/2008, -8/+64Originally posted by www.SeriousLunch.com ... if people are wondering about its origin ...
- charlieville, on 04/11/2008, -12/+23For you retarded people who cant read the bottom left corner of the video
- KenSPT, on 04/11/2008, -6/+26No need to be a dick, people were asking ...
- TheStooge1, on 04/11/2008, -5/+8I agree... lots and lots of hatred on Digg these days.
- BenKenobi88, on 04/11/2008, -3/+3stupid people. Sorry, but it's plainly obvious.
- Kardall, on 04/11/2008, -8/+4people were asking? where? o_0 Anyway... hatred is life, life is cake, but the cake is a lie... so hatred is a lie... I'm rambling because this comment is dumb. Sure someone may have asked it, but I don't see it...maybe after this post, but not now... *goes back to digging*
- KenSPT, on 04/11/2008, -6/+26No need to be a dick, people were asking ...
- phazon88, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1Lunch. It's serious business.
- Roninsama, on 04/12/2008, -1/+1Ya, big ***** water-mark....
- charlieville, on 04/11/2008, -12/+23For you retarded people who cant read the bottom left corner of the video
- mrbad101, on 04/11/2008, -18/+5"I'm gonna squat over this screen when i get home" --- i LOL'd so hard
- itsgotyou, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1c'mon couldn't have been that hard.
- alclone, on 04/11/2008, -11/+27Black guys... white guys...
Where are the asian guys?- holysocks, on 04/11/2008, -6/+17desi - south asian
- narcofiche, on 04/11/2008, -9/+1I thought he was referring to Desi Arnaz.
- karaokekidd, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1That's what I didn't get. Does his buddy have a cuckold fetish? If so it would be him embarrassed when everybody walks out, not the perv.
- xadious, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Both he and his completely oblivious buddy would be embarrassed by the whole situation.
- holysocks, on 04/11/2008, -6/+17desi - south asian
- giveer, on 04/11/2008, -4/+496Some parts were over played, but damn if the "Ewwwww...wEEELLL...." line didn't nearly kill me....
- Nyck, on 04/11/2008, -3/+14Same i was cracking up at that
- fdsarawr, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1I wish I could digg you up more. The video didn't have me laughing until that part...I'm pretty sure i shat myself.
- Gamer2k4, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2I loved the quick double-look at 0:25. I know I've been there...something pops up that you're not expecting, and you have to make sure no one else saw it. =/
- TripleAStacked, on 04/11/2008, -3/+30Awkward!!
- Rodalli, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Turtle?
- worldchanger, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2yes.
- Rodalli, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Turtle?
- raublekick, on 04/11/2008, -4/+16I actually have first hand experience with this... someone spilled the beans though...
- magnetarc, on 04/11/2008, -1/+14I think you all may have spilled the beans.
- lostarchitect, on 04/11/2008, -2/+13is that a new slang term?
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6im gonna spill the beans all over her face.....yeah thats has a nice right to it.
- cleverdiggname, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3I think you mean "ring" or are you trying another slang term?
- hammburglar, on 04/12/2008, -0/+3im gonna kill myself
edit: by kill myself i mean learn to spell
- hammburglar, on 04/12/2008, -0/+3im gonna kill myself
- cleverdiggname, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3I think you mean "ring" or are you trying another slang term?
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6im gonna spill the beans all over her face.....yeah thats has a nice right to it.
- weirdness67, on 04/11/2008, -1/+6This is Digg, you can't throw that out there and expect to get away with not telling us the rest of the story: come on, cough it up, we're all nosy pervs here it's ok.
- AGONYTUESDAY, on 04/11/2008, -9/+4FANTASTIC.
- Lprox5, on 04/11/2008, -5/+13I did not expect that at the end, that was a great surprise!
- UGM2099, on 04/11/2008, -7/+1Stick it out to the end hahaha
- einrobstein, on 04/11/2008, -2/+8That's what she said?
- intellimouse, on 04/11/2008, -65/+5Dugg down and I stopped watching as soon as I saw the Apple logo.
- paulhendrixson, on 04/11/2008, -2/+31Fanboys - always good for a laugh.
- gquaglia, on 04/11/2008, -11/+5Yeah, had it been a M$ machine, the computer would have crashed.
- ChristianMagic, on 04/11/2008, -4/+3Is this irony?
- gquaglia, on 04/11/2008, -11/+5Yeah, had it been a M$ machine, the computer would have crashed.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/11/2008, -3/+15you're an elitist retard
....Just sayin'. - JEWestbrookJR, on 04/11/2008, -6/+15Also, no one ever really cares what you have to say. All you do is troll around trying to start MS vs Apple fights in any thread. Fanboys think that they are the ***** because they are devoted to one name. I don't care if you like Apple, MS, or Linux... if you are so ***** close minded that you only use one of the three, you aren't the awesome intellectual you try to be and obviously not as into computers as you claim. My laptop is a macbook, and I have 2 desktops. One runs Linux Ubuntu, the other runs XP Pro. I use Mac for productivity, Linux for general use, and XP for gaming. There's bad ***** to say about all three of them, but all three of them also have obvious benefits that the other 2 can't provide.
Long story short, shut the ***** up, get off your horse, and try something new instead of just mindlessly bashing what you don't understand.- commenter01, on 04/11/2008, -7/+2^^
generic reply to generic fanboy comment. this gets old, fast. - intellimouse, on 04/11/2008, -5/+1Hey, if you're going to follow me around and reply to all my anti-Apple comments, can you at least make it mildly entertaining? kthxbye.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/11/2008, -2/+4'Cause you know, replying to another anti-apple comment you made in the same day that was in two threads that hit the front page in a relatively short time-span is following you around.
Of all people, I just chose to reply to yours on both instances because they were the most ignorant thing I could find on the page that I felt like were worth a followup.
Anyhow, given that your retarded anti-apple rants get burried into oblivion 99% of the time, I'm sure you at least have a good idea of how much of a jackass people see you as. There's nothing wrong with preferring windows, but being a belligerent ***** to any one that dare use something different than you is completely uncalled for. I treat Apple and Linux fanboys all the same as I would treat you because all fanboy-ism is stupid. But you are probably the absolute worst that I have come across. I hope you find it in you to grow up some day and quit wasting so much of your energy HATING apple just because you don't use it. If there is an apple post that hits the front page, it is guaranteed that you are going to spew your hate vomit all over it. Why? You don't use apple, just ***** ignore it. Same goes for any one that does it in hate for any OS. You're not going to convert anyone, just make enemies.
and drop the "kthxbye". Makes you sound 12 (which I suppose wouldn't surprise me.)- intellimouse, on 04/12/2008, -2/+1"You don't use apple, just ***** ignore it"
Well, obviously you don't appreciate the entertainment value of my comments, so why don't you just ***** ignore me?
(could you also cry some more please?)
- intellimouse, on 04/12/2008, -2/+1"You don't use apple, just ***** ignore it"
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/11/2008, -2/+4'Cause you know, replying to another anti-apple comment you made in the same day that was in two threads that hit the front page in a relatively short time-span is following you around.
- commenter01, on 04/11/2008, -7/+2^^
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -1/+3really? i was going to buy a macbook pro but you've changed my mind. i'm buying a vistabox now!
- paulhendrixson, on 04/11/2008, -2/+31Fanboys - always good for a laugh.
- friendlyman, on 04/11/2008, -17/+8I'm not your buddy, guy!
- g3ck0, on 04/11/2008, -12/+8I'm not your guy, friend!
- munen123, on 04/11/2008, -12/+8I'm not your friend, buddy!
- friendlyman, on 04/11/2008, -10/+5I'm not your buddy, guy!
- SteelFrog, on 04/11/2008, -8/+3I'm buddy your not, friend.
Oh wait.. - WallnutBoy, on 04/11/2008, -1/+9This meme appears to have played out to it's demise.. No one diggs it up any more, so that must mean the masses have spoken out against the newly developed meme and have thus confirmed it's death.
Goodbye, I'm-Not-Your-Buddy-Guy meme. We won't miss you.
- munen123, on 04/11/2008, -12/+8I'm not your friend, buddy!
- MattNF, on 04/11/2008, -1/+11SHUT THE HELL UP.
- ahale97, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3I'm not your guy, douche bag
- g3ck0, on 04/11/2008, -12/+8I'm not your guy, friend!
- halfdirt, on 04/11/2008, -7/+150Surpriiiiise! You found my porn directory but I don't care, I am wearing a pointy hat and have a cake for you! Thank you for being fully clothed when I walked back in on you!
- techlyc, on 04/11/2008, -4/+69The pointy hat may be true,
but the cake is a lie.- Rodalli, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Please lie down and assume the porno submission position!
- celkin, on 04/11/2008, -9/+1OMG YOU MADE A REFERENCE TO PORTAL INSTANT DIGGS!!!11!one!1!!!1!!
(okay, I'll stop now)
- cannonball, on 04/11/2008, -0/+8Good thing he wasn't choking or having a heart attack because the people hiding would probably just watch him die.
- chatzimcfee, on 04/11/2008, -2/+4Is that a pointy hat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- techlyc, on 04/11/2008, -4/+69The pointy hat may be true,
- levelred, on 04/11/2008, -7/+2sell them to highest bidder
- CSharpSauce, on 04/11/2008, -11/+2i would have used my ftp server
- racco, on 04/11/2008, -8/+4you crack one off
- britblogger, on 04/11/2008, -10/+2sorry, but that just came off so lame.
- baconz, on 04/11/2008, -12/+2why did he look to his left when he knew he was alone in a room and his friend just walked out of the room to his right?
- ChristianMagic, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6YOU obviously have never found naked pictures of your friend's girlfriend.
- weeeezzll, on 04/11/2008, -10/+195"What do you do when you find naked pictures of your best friends girlfriend?"
FAP FAP FAP- mavroprovato, on 04/11/2008, -2/+36If she's good looking, yes. If not, post to 4chan
- celkin, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11Don't forget to include a motivational border.
- solidus636, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1For the lazy:
http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php
- solidus636, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1For the lazy:
- celkin, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11Don't forget to include a motivational border.
- phazon88, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2I'm surprised it took so long for someone to say that. I mean it is the most obvious thing to do.
- pk7677, on 04/11/2008, -5/+9Stupid question... whats is FAP FAP FAP?
- Trucoto, on 04/11/2008, -0/+29A slower and higher form of fapfapfap
- caffiend, on 04/11/2008, -0/+30it's the sound of kittens dying
- naughtyboy, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Yet another lame hint:
It's what I do when I live up to my nick. - Fallout911, on 04/11/2008, -2/+13It's when you jerk your dick with your hands.
- cerealjynx, on 04/11/2008, -0/+12It's the sound effect you make when you teleport.
- bernlin2000, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1lol, nice weeeezzll
fap is male masturbation pk7677, google next time, man...
- mavroprovato, on 04/11/2008, -2/+36If she's good looking, yes. If not, post to 4chan
- SniperZ, on 04/11/2008, -3/+46ewww..... well...
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/11/2008, -5/+41I'm actually kind of disappointed. What I was hoping for was that some one found naked pics of his buddy's girlfriend online and showed them to him and taped his reaction. Like, reality. The sketch was still funny though.
- lazyslacker, on 04/11/2008, -3/+3The music really made it a lot better than it otherwise would have been. Some great lines in there though.
- grey580, on 04/11/2008, -1/+275good example of why not to use your OUT LOUD voice.
- KrayzieKyd, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!
- Hakonan, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4Yeah, the vid had been so much more realistic and funny if it had been a minute and a half with him just sitting there.
- jhardesty8, on 04/11/2008, -8/+7Hilarious!.... and she was hiding right next to him...
- charlietuna, on 04/11/2008, -1/+6So she was cool with him finding the threesome pics, since she never jumped up and said stop! Think she should be more embarrassed.
- dhl07, on 04/11/2008, -1/+12There were hundreds of pics of her...I doubt she was embarrassed.
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6I think she had her mouth full
- charlietuna, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1mrf?
- jcpendexter, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1ohhhhhh!!!
- charlietuna, on 04/11/2008, -1/+6So she was cool with him finding the threesome pics, since she never jumped up and said stop! Think she should be more embarrassed.
- oep4, on 04/11/2008, -12/+3that guy was FUNNY as #@(&!
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -2/+11Punctuation isn't a laughing matter.
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Laughing isn't a punctuation matter.
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1matter isn't a laughing punctuation
- Slagtits, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1You just had to push it one step to far didn't ya?
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1matter isn't a laughing punctuation
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Laughing isn't a punctuation matter.
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -2/+11Punctuation isn't a laughing matter.
- Angelix, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1Awkward.............
- Fludd777, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1I thought it was "awkkkwardd."
does anyone know what story that was from though?
The guy who almost married his own sister?
- Fludd777, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1I thought it was "awkkkwardd."
- bcamp1973, on 04/11/2008, -3/+1um, sell them for profit? duh.
- duggdowncatisad, on 04/11/2008, -4/+18I thought he was going to get rick rolled
- Electrickazoo, on 04/11/2008, -2/+2Truly Fantastic, that's some good awkward, wish i hadn't watched that at work tho
- farfromsubtl, on 04/11/2008, -6/+96Uhm... did anyone else get an advertisement on the side of the video that constantly makes the windows alert chime? Seriously... that was the most obnoxious ad I have seen in a while. There was no way to stop it.
- LeCollectif, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7I got it too. Just close the tab and open it again. You'll get a different, less annoying ad.
- jjuustin, on 04/11/2008, -3/+3I tried that but got the same ad. Maybe I'm just unlucky?
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -2/+3http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/186 ...
don't be such a n00b, welcome to the real internet
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -2/+3http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/
- amirman, on 04/12/2008, -1/+2http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/186 ...
don't be such a n00b, welcome to the real internet
- jjuustin, on 04/11/2008, -3/+3I tried that but got the same ad. Maybe I'm just unlucky?
- lostarchitect, on 04/11/2008, -6/+75ad block.
- texpundit, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3I just hit F5. Ad switches and you're good to go.
- Flipperbw, on 04/11/2008, -3/+5No.
- megaton, on 04/11/2008, -17/+19Ads on the internet? When did that start?
(Pssst...Firefox + Adblock)- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3Works for me. I think only Grandparents and the socially awkward use I.E.
- eaterofpies, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6nah, i use firefox and i'm still socially awkward.
- Slagtits, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3Works for me. I think only Grandparents and the socially awkward use I.E.
- edein, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3yes, that was even annoying the scream ipod ad.
- twertyto, on 04/11/2008, -2/+4*****
- Ouze, on 04/11/2008, -4/+16If you're using Firefox, you should get the Adblock Plus extension here: http://adblockplus.org/en/ and you won't see ads like that anymore.
- subliminalurge, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7And if you're NOT using Firefox, well, this is a perfect example of why you should be.
- EskNerd, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4I thought I'd left that noise behind when I switch to a mac. It haunts me still!
- LeePeyton, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Adblock sorry pal.
- Ataxia2008, on 04/11/2008, -1/+4Ctrl+W or Alt+F4 does the trick
- gannondork, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4I downloaded and installed adblock today to get rid of that stupid ad. What a bunch of wankers putting an annoying chiming ad on a video site.
- dtfinch, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Refreshing the page works. I can't believe a video site would tolerate such ads.
- da_bradler, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1***** that ***** ad. There should be a law against ads making noise
- deadbaby, on 04/12/2008, -3/+1I don't have AdBlock installed on this machine so I just closed it. Maybe it was funny, maybe not. I will be much less likely to ever click on one of their links again.
- LeCollectif, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7I got it too. Just close the tab and open it again. You'll get a different, less annoying ad.
- brandonelliott, on 04/11/2008, -2/+3windows key ->m WINDOWS KEY ->M!!!!!!!!!!!! we've all been there
- cl2yp71c, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1I prefer Windows Key + D
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