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Life's a Bitch

img174.imagevenue.com — The last tile, fifty-fifty chance, no way to tell which one to click. Sometimes life's a bitch.

Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 28, 2008

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  • ani625, on 02/28/2008, -42/+505...I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze...
  • bendeboy, on 02/28/2008, -8/+434try sweeping for REAL mines... THAT'S a bitch
  • matt487, on 02/28/2008, -7/+232The computer set him up the bomb.
  • chingy1788, on 02/28/2008, -11/+186Better than World of Warcraft
  • gurudrew, on 02/28/2008, -14/+188type "xyzzy" then press together [shift]+[enter] keys FTW
  • Hyperion1144, on 02/28/2008, -11/+165Item #5,987,482 on the list of "Things that don't work in Vista."
  • unearth, on 02/28/2008, -1/+139For anyone trying this, it isn't very obvious at first, which is why it's awesome.

    If you open minesweeper, hold your mouse over the window, and hit those keys and then enter (shift+enter, enter), the very top left pixel in your screen (not on the minesweeper board) will turn white if you hover over a safe space and black if theres a mine under the square your mouse is on.

    Good way to win a bet.
  • Hayaemsay, on 02/28/2008, -2/+122http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138
  • directedition, on 02/28/2008, -2/+117"What do we do now?!"
    "Now, we guess."
  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -3/+108Come bust a move where the games are played.
    It's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
  • chingy1788, on 02/28/2008, -3/+68I sometimes wish life had save and load buttons
  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -9/+69Because there are no games on Linux?
  • jdog7117, on 02/28/2008, -6/+65I don't know why everybody is so shocked, these sort of 50-50 chances happen ALL THE TIME in expert minesweeper. You learn to live with it.
  • ComeOutSwingin, on 02/28/2008, -10/+67I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
    I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
    My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
    Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
    How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!
    And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
    I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
    Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
    I can't dance
    I wear khaki pants
    My middle name's Lance
    My Grandma's from France
    So maybe I'm wack
    'Cause my skin ain't black
    But you can't talk smack
    'Cause whitey just struck back
  • vinnyn, on 02/28/2008, -28/+85EPIC FAIL
  • jamesdew, on 02/28/2008, -4/+58At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun
  • scitz0frenic, on 02/28/2008, -2/+50How come after I type that in and I move my cursor over a picture of hillary the pixel goes dark?
  • HairyGrapeNuts, on 02/28/2008, -38/+81Minesweeper? People still play that?
  • camino262, on 02/28/2008, -3/+44And the yellow smilie face is let down once again... One day he will have revenge!
  • br0wnstar, on 02/28/2008, -1/+39Bel-ar? Is that in the middle east?
  • ComeOutSwingin, on 02/28/2008, -1/+38MMM: Massively Multi-Player Minesweeper
  • GiantDong, on 02/28/2008, -2/+38Doesn't work in Vista.
  • honeymustardn, on 02/28/2008, -1/+37Woah, I thought that was too outlandish to be true, but it does work, thanks a lot :D
  • bigsteve, on 02/28/2008, -0/+35This man blows goats.
    I have proof.
  • nukemunky, on 02/28/2008, -2/+33http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
  • mtg1287, on 02/28/2008, -6/+35(jaw drops). User calmly closes the game window, stands up, and proceeds to throw computer out of the window.
  • Reziarfg, on 02/28/2008, -0/+27"IRC is just multi-player notepad"
    -bash.org
  • Jareth86, on 02/28/2008, -1/+28Did you know the vista version of minesweeper doesn't have the smiley face anymore? Bastards...
  • BastionKane, on 02/28/2008, -1/+26398 seconds?? come talk to me again the first time your about to break 100 sec and that happens to you.

    I used to play a lot of minesweeper when I had dial up.
  • StingingNettle, on 02/28/2008, -17/+42If he ran linux he wouldn't have had that problem.
  • russellnation, on 02/28/2008, -3/+26He deserved it, 398 is a horrible time for expert.
  • keviniskool, on 02/28/2008, -4/+27Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong
    Ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I've fluent in javascript as well as Klingon
  • nshady, on 02/28/2008, -0/+22"That clock is going to keep ticking until it reaches 999."
    "What happens then?"
    "Nothing. You just suck."
  • ProKid, on 02/28/2008, -1/+23I still don't know how to play this game
  • alihaq717, on 02/28/2008, -5/+26so apparently life = minesweeper?
  • br0pbr0p, on 02/28/2008, -4/+24That happened to me a few times.

    But than, it doesn't take me even close to 400 seconds to get that far. -_-
  • capiCrimm, on 02/28/2008, -4/+23did you try flipping the little red switch next to your computers power input first? It makes your computer run itself backwards.
  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -0/+19Delete System32.
  • mithrasinvictus, on 02/28/2008, -1/+19maybe you need to buy the "ultimate" edition to have that
  • Zippo, on 02/28/2008, -5/+22Ooooh, missed it by... THAT much!
  • evamcs, on 02/28/2008, -1/+15had that happen before...don't judge me
  • makkaveli19, on 02/28/2008, -1/+15is that zing-able?
  • zplot, on 02/28/2008, -2/+16I used to play Windows Minesweeper on XP all the time, and must have run into that situation dozens of times. Interestingly, every time (not joking, 100% of the time) that I came down to 2 pieces, the one I selected was the bomb. So this guy shouldn't feel bad. In order to be hard-core on Minesweeper, one has to be prepared for disappointment.
  • yoakster314, on 02/28/2008, -1/+15Oh Man... I'm so glad someone posted that!
  • Matri, on 02/28/2008, -0/+13You've obviously never played Minesweeper before, then.
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 02/28/2008, -1/+14Terrorists!
  • brettmurf, on 02/28/2008, -0/+13But...but...on my screen there's only a 9x9 grid?!! He must have used photoshop to get all of those extra cells!
  • Llanowar, on 02/28/2008, -0/+13I knew something was missing in my life.
    I finally found it!
  • makkaveli19, on 02/28/2008, -2/+14oooooh snap!
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