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Irony in a Plastic Package [PIC]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 28, 2009

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  • buckeyeb, on 01/28/2009, -5/+1314just buy two. oh wait....
  • Codename, on 01/28/2009, -56/+749............................................________
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  • Ma1achi, on 01/28/2009, -1/+588the ones they sell up here in canada have a note on them that reads something along the lines of 'this is the last plastic packaging you'll ever have trouble opening'
  • specialK16, on 01/28/2009, -7/+548getOpener(){
    if (sealed) getOpener()
    }
  • gavintlgold, on 01/28/2009, -2/+389If you can open it, you don't need it.
  • AmICoolNow, on 01/28/2009, -1/+354It should have a "try me!" button that cuts through the packaging it's in.
  • PopcornArsonist, on 01/28/2009, -3/+331This is like wrapping condoms in babies.
  • Calculon, on 01/28/2009, -2/+317It's funny because lightbulbs come loosely packed in really thin cardboard.
  • inactive, on 01/28/2009, -0/+304***** - I have never been so terrified of light bulbs as I am now.
  • JamesBondJr, on 01/27/2009, -4/+287guess some manufacturers just don't get the big picture
  • Devaney, on 01/28/2009, -2/+240light bulbs are cheap, and the fact that they'd destroy your scrotum if one shattered in your pocket makes them even less likely to be stolen
  • Enjoikr3w, on 01/28/2009, -13/+232get three then. hold on a sec...
  • arizona01, on 01/28/2009, -1/+192*****!

    *Alt-F4*
  • golemeter, on 01/28/2009, -1/+183"I refuse to pay money for a $#^&$ Zen riddle!"

    http://basicinstructions.net/?p=878
  • Foenetik, on 01/28/2009, -2/+181I'm just glad this picture doesn't have a giant red fail plastered on it.
  • Hodor, on 01/28/2009, -1/+180I get wrap-rage whenever I have to deal with one of those overly sealed packages.. GRRRR.
  • gitboxgreg, on 01/28/2009, -9/+184well if you get four, wait um...
  • JP1998, on 01/28/2009, -10/+181no no no you get six and then ummm....
  • evilesttoast, on 01/28/2009, -9/+178lets say you get five, but what...
  • JDoorjam, on 01/28/2009, -2/+170No, it's absolutely not, but that's ***** hilarious.
  • vkiningham, on 01/28/2009, -7/+149Well, once you have seven, uhhhhhhh....
  • AndrewMoyer, on 01/28/2009, -0/+129Owning one of these is like being in an exclusive club... you have to know somebody that already has one.
  • inactive, on 01/28/2009, -2/+129*sitting in a pile of un-opened openers*

    Oh.. now I get it..
  • 98PercentChimp, on 01/28/2009, -0/+121It's recursive packaging!
  • Ma1achi, on 01/28/2009, -3/+98somebody want to tell me how the ***** I'm supposed to open these 9 packages?
  • Paulish, on 01/28/2009, -3/+84http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/273969765_6f8158 ...
  • inactive, on 01/28/2009, -8/+84Solar Powered Flashlight...
  • WesleyD, on 01/28/2009, -1/+76Steal one, then use it to.. oh wait...
  • wiitarded666, on 01/28/2009, -6/+78no i have a solution.. if you buy eight then you can.... ummm....you cann.....*****
  • greenlight2001, on 01/28/2009, -1/+73It's a hand and wheel of cheese.

    ...A hand delivering a wheel of cheese.
  • CoD4, on 01/28/2009, -1/+69at least it's not raining on your wedding day
  • BossKey, on 01/28/2009, -1/+69an emo knife?
  • inactive, on 01/28/2009, -3/+70Most shoplifters are women.
  • BossKey, on 01/28/2009, -2/+66Just like solar-powered garden lights, solar-powered flashlights use an energy-storage device called a "battery"
  • crilen007, on 01/28/2009, -2/+63Well if you had 10 then... no that won't work either. hmm
  • CaptObvious, on 01/28/2009, -1/+60Irony, thy name is OPEN-X
  • mlbwebdesign, on 01/28/2009, -5/+62Please don't make Digg have an infinite loop error. You'll have a buffer overflow and break the internets
  • xptoast, on 01/28/2009, -0/+54how is babby formed
  • directedition, on 01/28/2009, -0/+52So constipation is purely a comfort issue.
  • CoD4, on 01/28/2009, -2/+52i thought you said rape rage, my bad
  • Devaney, on 01/28/2009, -0/+49worked for me;

    Can Opener Method

    1. Get a manual rotary can opener.
    2. Open the clamshell as if it were a can. The sharp wheels of the can opener will cut the plastic, without cutting your hands. It won't go around the corners, so cut open just one side. This will give you plenty of room to...
    3. Insert a knife between the two layers of plastic and cut all the way around. Since the blade is inside the package and pointing towards the center, it's much safer than trying to stab through the plastic and wedge the tip in between. With a decent knife, the remainder of the plastic should be easy to cut.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Open-Rigid-Plastic-Clamshel ...
  • JekJob, on 01/28/2009, -1/+44I have one and it works perfectly.
  • BiocDkT, on 01/28/2009, -1/+42and I've been using my mother-in-law's twisted black frozen soul to pierce the plastic.... i feel silly now.
  • Hodor, on 01/28/2009, -2/+42think outside the box?
  • RYANKASPER, on 01/28/2009, -3/+43I see a woman pulling her hair back...
  • BoneheadFarker, on 01/28/2009, -1/+41Ok.
  • snobrder218, on 01/28/2009, -2/+41does anyone need a scissors?...WAIT...HOLY *****!! Someone should market this...but in some sort of plastic container...yeah....
  • misterparry, on 01/28/2009, -4/+43ok, if I buy 10 of these, there will be a HUGE problem
  • Devaney, on 01/28/2009, -0/+38give it a week and it'll be on failblog.
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