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If the fall does not kill you....

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Who dugg this? Made popular May 26, 2008

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  • inactive, on 05/26/2008, -1/+105what if you fall on it... then neither would have killed you?
  • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -5/+100TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC....
  • dist0rtedwave, on 05/26/2008, -1/+79misused flickr notes are obnoxious
  • EddietheHated, on 05/26/2008, -5/+65Got a better idea... A sign that says:

    "Free candy in reptile pit, but only if you jump headfirst"
    with a subscript reading:
    "Crocodiles fed sporadically throughout the day"

    Everybody wins!
  • ZiggyPlayedG, on 05/26/2008, -0/+59I had never seen so much examples of how not to make a funny comment before
  • Zippo, on 05/26/2008, -3/+51WARNING: DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
    - YOU COUNT AS FOOD.
  • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -1/+49Darn, whoever titled the Flickr photo did it wrong. They gave it away :-(
  • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -1/+46THANKS CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
  • daRoach, on 05/26/2008, -0/+36Really? You got a James Bond visual out of that? I got the Atari 2600 jumping on crocodile heads, swinging over pits visual.
  • supersonicdarky, on 05/26/2008, -2/+37Its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop.
  • jnordb, on 05/26/2008, -0/+32I prefer swinging across on the vine...or just going underground in the tunnel and bypassing everything until I get to the gold bar.
  • Akraz, on 05/26/2008, -2/+28Crikey!
  • Smaroo, on 05/26/2008, -2/+28First comment fail.
  • maj0rm0j0, on 05/26/2008, -0/+24He's too young to know anything about Pitfall? Now I feel old.
  • inactive, on 05/26/2008, -10/+31Dugg up for the James Bond visual you just gave me.
  • xero01, on 05/26/2008, -2/+19If fall doesn't kill you, the winter will :)

    I apologize for that comment everyone..... *Jumps off*
  • inactive, on 05/26/2008, -1/+16Chuck Norris is a bible thumper who sues people for re-energizing his career.
  • AEdgett77, on 05/26/2008, -3/+18That's ok ill just go into that trap door
  • gdan, on 05/26/2008, -0/+14Dugg for "secret man hole".
  • Ghoztt, on 05/26/2008, -2/+16We need more signs like this telling the truth to the retards around us in a non P.C. way.
  • Sun.Surfin, on 05/26/2008, -0/+13It's a trap!
  • PabloMac, on 05/26/2008, -2/+15Bear Grylls would use the crocodile to cushion his fall, have lunch on its guts, and then build a staircase from its ribs to climb up and out.
  • dezwald, on 05/26/2008, -4/+15LOL.

    But what if you're a T-Rex with a parachute?
  • slaizer, on 05/26/2008, -0/+11The man once drank his own piss, has eaten snake on multiple occasions, as also worm, scorpion, camel, rabbit, lizards, raw fish, sheep's eyeballs, goat's testicles, a tree frog, spider, and grubs. In one episode he cooked sheep meat on a string in volcano water. He has also rubbed snow on his body to dry off after jumping into an icy lake, squeezed both elephant dung and partially digested food from the stomach of a dead camel into his mouth for water, and ripped raw chunks of meat off a dead zebra with his teeth.

    That's what he does for a living. I mean come on. At least give him a decent bed once in a while.
  • moocow1452, on 05/26/2008, -0/+11That thing gave me nightmares!
  • TJacques, on 05/26/2008, -1/+11But watch out for scorpions!
  • thegallery, on 05/26/2008, -0/+9I believe that would be jasoncalacanis. Mystery solved.
  • krete, on 05/27/2008, -1/+9have*

    many*
  • Nerfdude, on 05/26/2008, -0/+8you can just stand on the croc's head while it chomps, and you won't die. only reason to rush is to beat the clock.
    i love my woodgrain video game systems.
  • Hudon689, on 06/13/2009, -1/+9ew. stfu and go OGC in your mirror
  • ChromaVita, on 05/26/2008, -3/+10The staircase leads to a Holiday Inn where he actually spends his nights. Bear Gryllis is a fake.
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  • SirBrittanicus, on 05/26/2008, -0/+7Ah, the Sydney Aquarium. Great place. :)
  • ParanoydAndroid, on 05/27/2008, -0/+6Yeah I was about to say the same thing. After the things I've seen him do on his show, he can spend every night at the Ritz for all I care. And don't forget the time he tore through a live fish's spine with his teeth to kill it.

    And his name is *BEAR GRYLLS*. How can he possible not be manly.
  • ligyron, on 05/26/2008, -2/+8Then it wouldn't really be an out loud laugh though, would it?
  • rinote, on 05/26/2008, -4/+10What's sad is someone probably attempted a stunt like this before the sign.
  • BevansDesign, on 05/26/2008, -0/+5antiquated meme is antiquated
  • FreelanceCynic, on 05/26/2008, -1/+6Geeze. When will we stop stereotyping hungy Crocs?
  • Ramble, on 05/26/2008, -1/+6The crocodile would be a puppet if it was up to Grylls.
  • jhart3, on 05/26/2008, -4/+9ROFLCOPTER (plzb: ***** all these trolls who just want someone to make fun of to make themselves seem cool... on the internet. AdrianThorn: stfu you ***** deuchbaggery, you are not an intellectual)
  • inactive, on 05/26/2008, -0/+4Or empty
  • exomni, on 05/26/2008, -5/+9What if the crocodile breaks your fall?
  • ph070sh0p, on 05/26/2008, -0/+4My name is a long story and I haven't changed it for years. I've never actually used photoshop :/. Here's, my photo
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27085314@N08/
    I just created my flicker right now. I could upload some more pictures of me there if you need more proof.
  • sq377, on 05/27/2008, -0/+4Peter pan: Causing an unusual fear of clocks since 1953
  • PabloMac, on 05/26/2008, -1/+5If you fall in, and nobody hears you die, do you still get eaten by the croc?
  • pucelle, on 05/26/2008, -2/+5om nom nom nom
  • gynosphinx, on 05/26/2008, -0/+3I'm 18 & I played Pitfall; no worries :P
  • roomforpanic, on 05/26/2008, -1/+4*red thumb*
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