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If Your Last Girlfriend Had an IMDb Page

cracked.com — Goofs and continuity errors by your last girlfriend.

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  • arkaycee, on 07/05/2008, -2/+814My current relationship does have an imdb page...

    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0401456/
  • digitaldivinci, on 07/05/2008, -0/+394I'd hate to see the supporting cast list for my last girlfriend...
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -2/+357"Unfortunately, there are no plans for a sequel."
  • VitaminH, on 07/05/2008, -2/+173I found my last girlfriend. Apparently she was on the Dean Martin Show before me.

    http://us.imdb.com/character/ch0035432/
  • aday, on 07/05/2008, -5/+171"Girls like to say 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' I like to reply "Oooh, I'm not honest, but you're interesting.'"
    --Daniel Tosh
  • Rodalli, on 07/05/2008, -0/+133lol @ the tagline: "Wrong place at the right time."
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -7/+122You sir have won the intarnets.
  • jamestwisleton, on 07/05/2008, -0/+112If you had a last girlfriend.
  • FarSide792, on 07/05/2008, -1/+113What....no "Memorable Quotes" section?......thats *****
  • drmangrum, on 07/05/2008, -0/+82Girls will be your friend? Wow!
  • diskit, on 07/05/2008, -5/+75Trivia: She is actually a lying cheating whore and you're better off without her.
  • ViperCTW, on 07/05/2008, -3/+68I truly regret clicking that link while taking a drink of water
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -17/+81If you have a U2 album you deserve her.
  • Rage67, on 07/05/2008, -0/+62my condolences
  • AWBoy666, on 07/05/2008, -2/+61One of my ex's once asked me: "How does the Tylenol know to go where it hurts?"

    That was a good one.
  • lengau, on 07/05/2008, -0/+57Since 1998? I'm sorry!
  • macslut, on 07/05/2008, -0/+51The forgot a factual error: Nobody could come close to living the lifestyle your girlfriend lives on the salary she makes.
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -3/+50I hope you sleep better thinking that I sat and panicked as I submitted this article.
  • Munceenuts, on 07/05/2008, -2/+49So that's what having a girlfriend is like? Oh..
  • snareguy17, on 07/05/2008, -3/+44Memorable quotes: "I swear, I'm not cheating honey."
  • Myonosken, on 07/05/2008, -0/+40What the ***** are you two talking about?
  • pmace, on 07/05/2008, -1/+40Well, I've searched IMDB for about 30 minutes now, and there's no movie called "Herpes-Ridden Whore", so I guess I can't post the title and make all of you guys laugh. Sorry.
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -2/+32I think what he really means by "My last girlfriend ACTUALLY has an IMDB" is "this is the girl I jerk off to".
  • mimigins, on 07/05/2008, -1/+30"The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered."

    Wtf
  • Spamiclese, on 07/05/2008, -4/+32My last girlfriend was ugly =[.
  • AvronC, on 07/05/2008, -2/+30This is a win of astronomical proportions.
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -1/+29Ay--Oh!!!
  • saxreturns, on 07/05/2008, -0/+27RTFA. It's not spam if Black 20 posts it to Cracked. There's even a reference and a link to the Black 20 site at the start.
  • bioskope, on 07/05/2008, -3/+30Continuity Error: When she said that she didnt want to do it because it was one of those days, well it wasnt
  • lengau, on 07/05/2008, -0/+25OMFG YR COMMENT LEFT TEH COMMENT AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneeleventyone~~1
  • arkaycee, on 07/05/2008, -0/+24The same thing we do in the shower in 30 seconds (plus another 30 for shower wall clean-up).
  • carleethian, on 07/05/2008, -1/+25born in 92?
  • Rally603, on 07/05/2008, -2/+25That guy gives me hope that not all comics are following in the footsteps of Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook by trying to be as loud and obnoxious as possible.

    Plus, he's a laugh riot. So I highly recommend checking him out.
  • thailand1972, on 07/05/2008, -9/+31Revealing Mistakes: Your last girlfriend was sadly a figment of your imagination - e.g. in one intimate scene, it was your own right hand, and not your girlfriend's, that was rubbing you off.
  • kraetos, on 07/05/2008, -0/+22http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=we ...
  • therealfoz, on 07/05/2008, -4/+26My last girlfriend DOES have an IMDB page
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0807940/

  • badenglishihave, on 07/05/2008, -1/+23Apparently you are not familiar with the "credit card."
  • Namco, on 07/05/2008, -0/+21What're you ***** blind kid?:

    "If Your Last Girlfriend Had an IMDb Page By Black 20 "

    "Cracked.com Guest Article By: Black20"

    "...This week, Mike Drucker of Black 20 shows you what it would look like if your last relationship had an IMDb goof page recording all the things that didn't quite add up."

    "For more funny articles and videos head to Black20.com."

    "Cracked.com Guest Article By: Black20"
  • amawg9, on 07/05/2008, -0/+21Read: On Saturdays, we ask our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. This week, Mike Drucker of Black 20 shows you what it would look like if your last relationship had an IMDb goof page recording all the things that didn't quite add up.
  • xptweakerntn, on 07/05/2008, -0/+19But..............the trailer button doesn't work!
  • Yeknom, on 07/05/2008, -1/+19JAILBAIT!!
  • NotOptium, on 07/05/2008, -0/+17Then you woke up.
  • spidoman, on 07/05/2008, -1/+18Your going to have Bob Loblaw as an in-law?
  • Nidy1, on 07/05/2008, -0/+17"When you're spiritual, you believe being in a relationship with Jesus and believing he died for our sins will get you in heaven."

    *****. It has nothing to do with Christianity.
    1: of, relating to, consisting of, or affecting the spirit : incorporeal
    2 a: of or relating to sacred matters b: ecclesiastical rather than lay or temporal
    3: concerned with religious values
  • passedoutghost, on 07/06/2008, -2/+18http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2062561/board/nest/9082 ...

    According to this thread labelled "Boy Friend" her boyfriend is gay. Nice, FlyingLlama, nice.
  • phyx726, on 07/05/2008, -1/+17Should have read the book, its so much better.
  • 1807, on 07/05/2008, -1/+17Instead of a list of what she's been in, there would be a list of whose been in her.
  • joebleaux, on 07/05/2008, -0/+16I get that about 15 times a day at my office... ***** Websense...
  • Tag89, on 07/05/2008, -1/+17As soon as I read the original comment I knew someone reply with this. Tragic.
  • Aidje, on 07/05/2008, -0/+13The term "girlfriend" doesn't apply if she doesn't know about.
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