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- cheeseron, on 07/10/2008, -5/+231it's neat even if it is backwards
- Snuff99, on 07/11/2008, -2/+199Dugg for "Got drunk and broke my telegraph, need numbers".
- whitelights, on 07/11/2008, -4/+143Status update - Abraham Lincoln is going to the opera. PEACE!
- Mutt76, on 07/11/2008, -4/+126"Abraham Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln are no longer in a relationship"
....That's just wrong - sockpuppets, on 07/10/2008, -5/+111Go down to the bottom of the page and read up.
Pretty easy, actually. - xsecretfiles, on 07/11/2008, -8/+94"It's kinda small, so click on it and it'll get bigger."
That's what she said! - bwjacket, on 07/11/2008, -0/+84On the USA's profile page:
"It's Complicated with: The CSA" - Krezer, on 07/10/2008, -1/+71It's pretty blurry because of the dimensions its smooshed into. Easier to read in its natural dimensions:
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/200 ...
The ***** photoshop probably doesn't help either. - EastCoastGnar, on 07/10/2008, -0/+64I wouldn't mind getting status updates from Lincoln.
- toekneebullard, on 07/11/2008, -0/+63"Abraham Lincoln is still decomposing."
- toxicshok, on 07/11/2008, -1/+63it's a joke. There really wasn't facebook during the civil war.
- digitalsatori, on 07/11/2008, -10/+72Holy crap, it was a joke. "The icon is wrong", "its backwards", "I don't get it, so its stupid". Do you really have to waste the time and energy to whine about how a mundane detail is wrong?
Lighten up, people. Smile if you thought it was funny, roll your eyes and weep for the future if you didn't. Do you respond to a "Three monkeys walk in to a bar" joke with "You know, monkeys wouldn't walk in to a bar" too?
It made me smile, though. Dugg. - bloominoctober, on 07/11/2008, -3/+64Dugg for Grant being hung over
- yorkhock, on 07/10/2008, -1/+49I'd like to get superpoked by Robert E. Lee's beard.
- massproductions, on 07/11/2008, -4/+51I'm sorry. This lost all potential to be funny to me as soon as I saw the 16th US President's name spelled "Lincon."
- Marumekomu, on 07/11/2008, -1/+47And even if the relationship icon is a full heart instead of a broken one.
- charlieville, on 07/10/2008, -11/+51ha ha ha 7 of your friends have left the United States... too funny
- djHBRD, on 07/11/2008, -0/+40Except that's, you know, how Facebook feeds are read.
- AmyVernon, on 07/11/2008, -2/+41but funny.
the heart should have had the jagged line through it, though, showing the relationship was broken up... - bokep, on 07/11/2008, -1/+32I didn't know history went backwards.
- Technohamster, on 07/11/2008, -2/+32If you're going to do a facebook joke do it in the right order. These backwards facebook pages just confuse me.
- Mutt76, on 07/11/2008, -0/+30...hmm what happened after the surrender but before John Wilkes Booth "Broke his leg, need a place to stay" that would've caused the relationship to end?
- kidfinesse, on 07/11/2008, -2/+28Lighten up, Diggers. It's better than half the ***** that makes the homepage
- n3demonic, on 07/11/2008, -1/+26Reminds me of - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkBvzpbBPs
- Andrwmorph, on 07/11/2008, -5/+30"***** it, I surrender"
- mgill3, on 07/11/2008, -3/+26"I got drunk and broke my telegraph" LOL
- Tyrghast, on 07/11/2008, -1/+22Zombies: The real reason behind the confederacy!
- RBrenner14, on 07/11/2008, -5/+22Carrie Underwood.
- sg7791, on 07/11/2008, -0/+17No. You misunderstood.
- edwartica, on 07/11/2008, -0/+17Attention to detail you say? You're about the fifth person to say this. There's a detail for you!
- exonyte, on 07/11/2008, -3/+19False. Facebook did not yet have applications during the Civil War. Buried.
- edwartica, on 07/11/2008, -1/+16"Abraham Lincoln has fed many farmers - due to the fact that he's fertilizer."
- TonyLocNE, on 07/11/2008, -0/+15Currently At 3:48PM in Lincoln, NE
Sunny
95°F
RealFeel®
96°F
Winds: SSW
at 22mph
Humidity: 40%
Dew Point: 68° F
Pressure: 29.67 in
Visibility: 10 Miles
Possibility of Precipitation between the hours of 3P-6P: 4%
In other news: I should really be getting back to work.. - drbadass, on 07/11/2008, -2/+17also yes i am in fact retarded, bury me
- tcpip4lyfe, on 07/11/2008, -0/+13Ohh I get it now.
- Snuff99, on 07/11/2008, -0/+13and poop.
- ayeroxor, on 07/11/2008, -0/+12@cawpin: In 24-bit color, there are 128 shades between white and grey (and another 128 from grey to black) so no, there are dozens of shades the human eye would perceive as white.
So suck it. - SwedishNinja, on 07/11/2008, -0/+11BREAKING: McClellan Says War Can't Be Won, Confederates Within 20 Miles of Washington, Lincoln to Possibly Surrender Tomorrow (Huffingtonpost.com)
- vincentmaloy, on 07/11/2008, -0/+11It wasn't an opera, it was a play.
- leopardflames, on 07/11/2008, -1/+12i bet the people who bitch and whine are the only ones who dugg your comment down.
and i agree with you. except monkeys wouldn't walk into a bar. they would swing into it and throw bananas. - michelsonmorley, on 07/11/2008, -0/+10Facebook? What about digg?
- markperia, on 07/11/2008, -0/+10no, that's what I said...
to her...
while were having interco... ahh ***** it!
Joke's not working. - fadetoone, on 07/11/2008, -0/+10I was more surprised that the Gettysburg speech came so soon after Fort Sumter.
- drunkmonkey01, on 07/11/2008, -2/+12yes
- EruditeGoof, on 07/11/2008, -1/+11It should be a broken heart though.
- miquonranger031, on 07/11/2008, -6/+16How did Tenessee yell at Abraham Lincoln for not adding the zombie app before inviting him to it? And why did the surrender come first? Doesn't make sense...
- sanderscm2, on 07/11/2008, -0/+8now you ***** up.
now you ***** up.
now you ***** up.
now you ***** up. - jasonalangraves, on 07/11/2008, -2/+10I also dugg it for the sexual innuendo.
- tech42er, on 07/11/2008, -1/+9He means because he read it bottom to top, like all fb pages should be.
- variablek, on 07/11/2008, -2/+9Didn't Lincoln deliver the Gettysburg address sometime in the middle of the war, not at the start?
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