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Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 10, 2008

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  • perchik1, on 11/10/2008, -33/+1466Meanwhile, Apple is Zion, a little closed off community who are so busy throwing masturbatory orgies they can't see they're completely outnumbered.
  • TPrime, on 11/10/2008, -74/+1405Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?
  • Shuk, on 11/10/2008, -2/+783Wow the production values on these Collegehumor videos keep getting better!
  • rdolishny, on 11/10/2008, -28/+564Oh dear God take a lunch break now.

    You'll need five minutes to watch this clip and the rest of the hour to email it to all of your geek/film/scifi pals.

    These guys at CollegeHumor are really really on the ball.
  • Crazymaniacc, on 11/10/2008, -40/+483For once and for all:

    OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO! YOU DON'T NEED TO QUOTE EVERY LINE IN THE COMMENTS!

    Sry about the caps, but I'm getting sick of this happening all the time.
  • Millsee, on 11/10/2008, -8/+449Is Bill Gates the Architect?
  • uptwolait, on 11/10/2008, -29/+359"I hope you have cookies enabled." Classic!
  • koenigje, on 11/10/2008, -12/+333"OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO! YOU DON'T NEED TO QUOTE EVERY LINE IN THE COMMENTS!"

    Classic!!
  • JoeLinux117, on 11/10/2008, -26/+322Dugg for "Ubuntu... I'm going to learn, Ubuntu?"

    And for bending that stupid little paperclip.
  • SmooveO, on 11/10/2008, -5/+282"I don't know how those got there" - the porn excuse that stands the test of time.
  • dafragsta, on 11/10/2008, -0/+260Stop trying to sudo me and sudo me!
  • SSUK, on 11/10/2008, -26/+285YOU WENT DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, NEO. THE MATRIX IS A SIMULATED REALITY CONSTRUCT, IT IS THE MOST ADVANCED WINDOWS PROGRAM EVER DEVELOPED.

    WAIT, WINDOWS?

    THE MACHINES RUN THE MATRIX ON WINDOWS XP. SUBDUING US WHILE HARVESTING US FOR ENERGY. LEAN BACK.

    I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE HOUR GLASS TO GO AWAY... OKAY.

    WHICH ONE OF THESE IS THE USB?

    I THINK... THAT ONE. NO, THAT ONE.

    IS THAT A MONITOR CABLE OR PRINTER CABLE?

    I THINK THEY'RE BOTH HAVE SCREWS, RIGHT?

    THE MATRIX USED TO RUN PRETTY WELL, BUT IT SLOWED DOWN OVER TIME. CIPHER BITTORRENT A LOT OF MOVIES.

    FREEZE. THIS WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE. AN AGENT CAN TAKE THE FORM OF ANY BEING IN THE MATRIX. SO YOU ARE TO TRUST NO ONE. UNFREEZE. UNFREEZE. THIS HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME! GO ON WITHOUT ME... TRY CTRL, ALT, DELETE!

    WELL HELLO THERE, HOPE YOU HAVE COOKIES ENABLED.

    IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BEND A SPOON WITH YOUR MIND.

    YEAH, I GOT IT.

    CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT?

    I SAID I GOT IT.

    HAVE YOU TRIED REALISING THE TRUTH; THAT THERE IS NO SPOON?

    OW! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OW! AAAAAAH!

    WHY AM I HERE?

    SOONER OR LATER, WE ALL ENCOUNTER AN ERROR, NEO. YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE, TO SEND AN ERROR REPORT... OR NOT TO SEND ONE. BUT, IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?

    NEO, IT'S CIPHER.

    HEY CIPHER, WHAT'S UP?

    THERE'S AN AGENT ON YOUR TAIL, YOU NEED TO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY, UNDERSTAND?

    I'M READY.

    TO YOUR LEFT THERE'S A CLOSET. THAT CLOSET SHOULD BE FULL OF GUNS.

    AMATURES. WOW.

    I DON'T KNOW HOW THOSE GOT THERE.

    MR.ANDERSON, MR.ANDERSON, MR.ANDERRRRH!

    SIPHER, I NEED TO LEARN KUNG-FU. RIGHT NOW!

    OUR FREE TRIAL OF KUNG-FU IS EXPIRED.

    WOW.

    GUN CUSTOMER SUPPORT, THIS IS RICHARD JONES FROM KENETICUT, PLEASE HOLD.

    THE PROGRESS BAR IS MOVING, BUT THE REMAINING TIME IS GOING UP!

    MY GOD, HE'S MULTIPLYING.

    NO.

    IT'S A BUG.

    LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FREE HUMANITY. WANT SOME HELP?
  • Schmidtopolis, on 11/10/2008, -4/+252Show me.
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -6/+174I always thought it was pronounced UBOONtoo
  • skipthefrog, on 11/10/2008, -38/+198Ahhh my Vista run computer crashed while I was watching.....the irony or wait is it the Matrix
  • bigfatphony19, on 11/10/2008, -9/+166This is super well made
  • stevenbrown, on 11/10/2008, -2/+145If it was running on XP then why did it have a windows 98 BSOD
  • thejart, on 11/10/2008, -1/+134i take it you don't work
  • capdos, on 11/10/2008, -18/+143Our free trial of kung fu is expired...
  • DaftMonk, on 11/10/2008, -23/+144If I could digg this a million times...
  • spidoman, on 11/10/2008, -5/+123Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!

    /Dr. horrible
  • Quicksilver4648, on 11/10/2008, -15/+131Woah!
  • davidg11, on 11/10/2008, -20/+134UBUNTU?

    I'M GOING TO LEARN UBUNTU?

  • blaxbb, on 11/10/2008, -0/+113gotta give you props for dedication there
  • mywhitenoise, on 11/10/2008, -5/+113I thought I was the only one who saw that!
  • drowningfish, on 11/10/2008, -12/+104Dugg for its potential and production value; but it seemed to end on a flat note.
  • chaseacej, on 11/10/2008, -4/+94ERGO, VIS A VI, CONCORDANTLY!!!
  • jgopp, on 11/10/2008, -1/+90I know a girl who is interning with them and I'll make sure to pass all your good comments along. They've started staffing the place with a bunch of intellectual college students and are trying to move away from the "frat boy website" style they used to have.
  • BlackJackJester, on 11/10/2008, -28/+114Welcome to jokes from 2001
  • bdfariello, on 11/10/2008, -1/+84Welcome to Digg, Moto, this must be your first day.
  • nerdherder, on 11/10/2008, -1/+80"Classic!!"

    Classic!
  • naspeeddemon, on 11/10/2008, -5/+83stupid video is loading but the time remaining is going up!
  • aralls, on 11/10/2008, -1/+75production values are impressive
  • mufffin, on 11/10/2008, -1/+67Some nice FX too!
  • burkay, on 11/10/2008, -1/+65It is pronounced oo-BOON-too. You are more correct than "Neo"
  • harrynotlarry, on 11/11/2008, -0/+63Sudo apt get guns, lots of guns.
  • mithrasinvictus, on 11/10/2008, -0/+63dugg for the effort
  • guiltyblade, on 11/10/2008, -47/+108Anyone find it not really that funny at all?
  • drex8, on 11/10/2008, -9/+70And if The Matrix ran on Apple, the Agents would be the clones of plumpish PC Guy?
  • DeathMarcher, on 11/10/2008, -0/+56Warning: Cookies from some sites may be malicious. Others... are delicious.
  • dougdiggerton, on 11/10/2008, -5/+60masturbatory- excellent adjective.
  • scalded, on 11/10/2008, -12/+67HAHA YEAH BRO JUST LIKE IN THE 5 MINUTE VIDEO WE WATCHED 45 SECONDS AGO
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -5/+58it's more of a windows spoof, with a matrix twist.
  • scottbaez, on 11/10/2008, -2/+55Wouldn't they be wearing a black half-turtleneck and jeans like the Dear Leader?
  • digitalpencil, on 11/10/2008, -2/+53where neo has to telnet out of the matrix only to get flattened by a spinning beach-ball.
  • MyNameIsGusto, on 11/10/2008, -11/+59No, I feel fortunate for seeing the best movie ever 3 times in theaters.
  • leif77, on 11/10/2008, -6/+53cant wait to see them do iron man on windows in 8 years...
  • Egroh08, on 11/10/2008, -1/+46"'Classic!!'

    Classic!"

    Classic!
  • cwbypete, on 11/10/2008, -0/+43Is it really official?
  • KMartSheriff, on 11/10/2008, -0/+43"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

    Classic!
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